User:Purple Wrench/Strong Bad's Greetings

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This article is about Strong Bad saying something other than what the sender wrote in a Strong Bad Email greeting. For a list of what is actually written, see Strong Bad Email By Greeting.

Usually when Strong Bad receives an email, he reads the greeting exactly as it is; sometimes, however, he changes it up a little. This page lists all of the different ways he reads (or doesn't read) the greeting.

NOTE: A greeting will only show up in this list if something is added, removed, changed, pronounced or stressed differently from what is written. For example, "mur" in place of "Mister" will show up because the expected pronunciation is "Mister" for "Mr", but "akk-ka" in place of "aka" will not show up because the expected spelling is "A.K.A." In addition, "Dear Strong Bad" will show up if Strong Bad stresses it differently.

Strong Bad's Greetings

Number Email Greeting
4 homestar hair Okay, let's see what we got here... Home...star...Hair...? What the...
33 gimmicks Diggity-dear Strong Bad...
44 lures & jigs Dear Strong Bad... Dear Strong Bad. Dear {mumbling}-- Hmm, I'll go with that one. Dear Strong Bad...
46 your friends WASS-UP.
50 50 emails (Homestar's second email) {Homestar does not say the greeting}
57 japanese cartoon Ding dong dear Strong Bad...
63 fingers A-dear a-Strong a-Bad...
64 english paper Dear Strong Bad... Ahh. Never get tired of how that sounds...
65 unused emails "Hey Strong Bad." ...Hey!
69 personal favorites Hey! Strong Bad!
70 big white face {singing} Dear Strong Baaad!
73 mascot So what do we got here... {mumbling} Dear Strong Bad...
74 privileges Dear {very fast} Strongbad...
75 funny All right, so... Dear Strong Bad...
78 anything HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lesson one: "Hi Strong Bad." Um, I do believe I just told you my name is Homestar Runner. But I'll let it slide this time.
82 impression {matter-of-factly} Dear. Strong Bad.
83 labor day Shang-a-lang-a-dear Strong Bad...
85 2 years {stressed like "Dear..."} Strong, Bad...
103 haircut Da da da dear Strong Bad...
104 theme park {in a Teen Girl Squad voice} Dear Strong Bad, you are the coolest... {Strong Bad stops reading and clears his throat.} Oh! Excuse me. Dear Strong Bad...
109 crying "Yo yo Strong Bad. Hey Strong Bad, I--" Well, which is it? "Yo yo" or "Hey" Strong Bad? I mean, the outcome of the rest of this whole email hinges on the decision made--
110 for kids Coolest guy ever, henna henna henna, Strong Bad... Whoa! Three hennas! Must be an important one!
111 other days Again with the dear Strong Bad.
112 old comics Hey, Suub!
114 the facts {stressed as "Dear Strong Bad"} Dah Sto Bo...
124 secret recipes {stressed as "Dear Strong Bad"} The usual...
129 garage sale {fast} HEY STRONG BAD!
131 boring (really) Dear Strobah...
135 lady...ing Dear {fast and rhythmical} Strongest of the Bads...
138 space program Da-da-da-da-dear Strong Bad...
139 portrait {singing} Da-doot doot doot Dear, Dear Strong Bad, oh I was wondering—{stops singing} Ahhh, I can't keep this up. Dear Strong Bad...
140 highschool {stretched out} Hey! Strong Bad!
141 death metal Ding dong, string strong, bing bong...
145 myths & legends Hey, {stressed as "Strong Bad"} two words, two different words, that are not one word, that... are "Strong" and "Bad"...
149 candy product {as one clause} Dear Strong Bad I was wondering...
151 senior prom -rong Bad... {"Dear Str-" is in the Easter Egg at the end.}
153 redesign Dear Strong Bad... {"-rong Bad" echoes}
156 road trip Dear I've-actually-lost-two-pounds-in-the-last-nine-months-thank-you-very-much Bad...
159b retirement Double dear Strong Bad...
160 coloring "Dear awesome..." Oh! Somebody finally got it right!
162a the chair Duh to the ear Strong Bad...
163 what I want {singing} Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad...
164 looking old Didgeri—dear Strong Bad...
171 underlings Dear, Strong, Bad...
172 more armies "Mere Strong Bad..." Hey, I am no mere Strong Bad, okay?!
174 mini-golf Hell-la-la-la-la-looooo Strong Bad!
177 original Hails and Horns, Strong Bad! {high-pitched} RAAAAUGH!
180 slumber party Hah! Aw... Dear Strong Bad...
183 yes, wrestling Dear awesome Strong Bad. Period. That's the best sentence ever written!
185 nightlife Hey mur S to the B...
194 specially marked Hey! Ho! Strong-bad!
195 love poems Dear Mister Strong. Bad.
197 your edge Hey Strong Bad minus...
198 magic trick Hey. {pause}
200 email thunder Duh-duh-duh-Dear HOMESTAR!? W.T.C.?
201 hremail3184 Dear Strong Bad... Strong Bad... Strong Bad... {pretending to echo}
202 imaginary Dear... Streer... Beer.
207 too cool Dear Sss— {gags} —sbuh— {gags again}...

Greetings for DVD Emails

Number Email Greeting
6 Comic Book Movie Grrrrreetings from a kindred soul. Kindred soul? You sound like a religious metal band. You know, the kind that try and offset their religiousness with evil fonts and drippy graphics! {A death metal band sings "Alive as ooone!"}

Greetings for Emails Appearing in Other Toons

Toon Greeting
The Next April Fools Thing Dingle Dongle Dear Stringle Bongle...


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