User:Purple Wrench/sandbox
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2018
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Only if you believe in him deep down in your heart dear child.
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Sunday! Sunday! Someday!
a> Everyone should go to the Fun Facts
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Kickstratta in late summer most likely. I will pronounce it from the dang hilltops, rest assured!
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Room 103. Main entry floor. By the Bobcat Theatre.
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I wghill! I wghill be there Sunday! Sunday! Someday!
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Thanks to everybody that came out and tried out the Trogdor board game today in @kickstarter Couchland @Official_PAX East! Pay no attention to the beardo in the peasant robe! Thx britmus309#1905 for the videro! Video TranscriptFun Facts
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Yes. The answer is yes.
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![]() ![]() | PAXEasterners! Don't forget! Trogdor tabletop game every day from 12-2 in @kickstarter Couchland rm 103 (WIP box art by the great @schweizercomics)! Panel on Sunday @ 1:30 in Dragonfly theater hosted by coolguy @jonritter. Bring your old DS's and Warioware DIY! We'll swap games! Fun Facts
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Sorry, no boof. Demoing the Trogdor board game 12-2 everyday in Kickstarter Couchland. Panel on Sunday @ 1:30.
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![]() | Travelin to @Official_PAX East. Why does this look more like I'm being 'laid to rest' than 'prepped for travel?' Fun Facts
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I think we need to campaign to get Mark Lemke to wear a hat with this symbol on it! The A is for Abomination!
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Look close. They're still there. The years have just worn the white paint off.
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![]() | Since the very first cartoon man!
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![]() | Based on your interest in Be'sing & Do'sing, Strong Bad recommends: Fun Facts
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This is the best waste of higher ed I can imagine!
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![]() | Behold: The Next April Fools' Thing! flash em ups: homestarrunner.com/fools18.html tube em ups: https://youtu.be/WFu-GaktLu8 Fun Facts
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No kiddin you were wasted, you made me upside down!! Strong Bad has a swoll cranium not a swoll chin!
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You know, I gots a folder on an old Compy called '99 songs' that's fulla those kinda jingles. And that's from maybe 2004. If I made one now it'd prolly be more like '300 songs.' Mmmmaybe I'll press 'upload' one of these days. Or at least press 'applaud.'
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![]() | This comic is like if Crack Stuntman and Larry from Limozeen were low level space criminals and high level jerks! Not for kidz! Not great for baby!
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I call that a Repost Rubdown!
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Today, help Homestar become a man! #mariopaintthursdays #wariowarethursdays Video Transcript{A Wario TV is briefly shown on a WarioWare screen, before the screen switches to Homestar with sleepy eyes and a nightcap, holding a bottle of cinnamon. The text "Become a MAN" appears briefly. There is a Wario bomb in the corner, and the wire gets shorter throughout the video. A stylus comes into view and taps the cinnamon, causing dots to appear on Homestar's chin, with the text "Poof". The stylus taps again, causing more dots, with a "PAFF!". The stylus taps again, causing a full cinnamon beard, with a "PUFF!" as Homestar smiles and opens his eyes wide. The bomb starts counting down, blows up, and the game ends.} Fun Facts
| 29 Mar 2018
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![]() | Or this, if you no like instagram
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You want THIS as a D&D mini more. instagram.com/p/BgzJn4jhpBR/
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I know! What's not cool about nightmare-induction?
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I absolutely love the nightmares this is gonna give me.
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Gah!! Did Strong Mad try to fit into Homestar's daisy dukes?!
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Definitely more cool. But the coolest would be to spell it (and think it) 'cat-halver.' One who halves cats.
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This honors The Cheat and dishonors Moses Malone at the same time.
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THIS is how you 'have cat.'
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Their majesty works like radar! Majestolocation! It bounces off non-flaming peasants and cottages and guides the Troggies to burnination!
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I encourage everyone who works at the UN to do more of the 3 things you've modeled here:
-waste time every week -watch Strong Bad -have lunch with the IT staff The global benefits will be instant and far-reaching.
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![]() | Unleash the eyeless Trog-legions! Fun Facts
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YOU'VE been paying attention!
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Yeah yeah! What this person said!
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![]() | That's the plan!
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Don't ask me to explain. #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript | 22 Mar 2018
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Oh he's creepin back there most of the time. He's probably stuck to one of the glue strips we put out to trap him. Or "glor straps" as he likes to call em.
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I better be choking the life (or tiny stars in this case) outta him and not *GULP* pal-ing around
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![]() | I think you're right.
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![]() | The ankle is the perfect spot too because I LOVE tube socks! Also, your phone case makes me wonder why Strong Sad hasn't been pinhead for Halloween yet.
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I'm telling you precisely that right now. There is going to be a Trogdor tabletop game.
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Gotta wait for the Peasant's Quest expansion deck! Throw Baby, Get Old Man Rub, Buy Kerrek a Cold One... all your faves will be there!
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"The Heat of the Hot Stance" was one of Limozeen's sauciest AND most political singles
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You'll have to wait for the Peasant's Quest Expansion Pack DLC Microtransaction MegaWhatev! Only $39.99 plus all previous reward tiers plus the original LP's digitally remastered for today's stereos! ...wait, what did you ask me again?
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Not when you and your knuckle-headed friends play AS Trogdor! Then it ends in burnination, Trogtriumph, and majesty!
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![]() | Hot stance! I'm gonna be @Official_PAX East 2018! Come play the janky prototype of my Trogdor tabletop game (designed with James Ernest @cheapassjames) everyday at 12pm in @kickstarter Couchland (rm 103) and check out my panel on Sunday 4/8 at 1:30pm in the Dragonfly Theater! Fun Facts
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Who doesn't wanna play Peasant's Quest in bite-sized 3-second nuggz? Video Transcript{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows grassy hills with a tree on the left and a stream of water on the right, with more trees faintly visible in the background. Rather Dashing walks in from the left and falls into the stream with a splash. A Wario bomb appears as the video ends.} Fun Facts
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Write your local Telltale and demand that they vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
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![]() | That's cause this is what we got the last time Homestar had a "unique domicile:"
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![]() | Homestar sketchbook (2007)
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![]() | Sloshy's so indie-pretentious that their next single is only coming out on those plastic fisher price baby records from the 70's.
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![]() | The only one that matters:
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![]() | Emulating is for fakers. I've even got the terrible hard plastic mouse... um... pad(?) that came with it! Running RCA out into the Lappier with one of these type scenarios:
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| 15 Mar 2018
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I never knew how badly we all need to get fez'd! Also brother Graw Mad needs to grow a stache at once! Also how come no Marshie? Don't you want it to look like he's sitting up there marshalitizing your brains?!
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Entire dang! Check out Pom Pom's sweet house and yacht! #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{The Mario Paint animation screen is briefly shown, before cutting to a looping Mario Paint animation of Pom Pom standing next to his house on the side of a cliff at sunset, with a boat in the water beneath the cliff. Waves splash against the cliff. Birds are frozen in midair in the sky. Mario Paint tools are still seen at the top and bottom of the screen, and a mouse pointer moves around before clicking on a button that removes the Mario Paint tools, leaving only the animation. Wave sounds are now heard as the wave splashes against the cliff.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, hello, my frozen-in-midair-because-I-had-to-choose-between-animating-the-waves-and-animating-you-guys wingèd friends! Fun Facts
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This is so much more disturbing than I remember!
| 15 Mar 2018
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Looks like the ungodly combo of genetic material from Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Marshie. Wait for it:
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... a-jibblie-jibblie!!!
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I'd be okay with losing Homestar Runner himself to the Julian Sands of Time, though.
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| 13 Mar 2018
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Look @MerriamWebster if you're gonna keep using Trogdor as your unofficial spokesdragon, then at LEAST add 'burninate' to your crusty old tome! (also how bout some free copies? Strong Mad keeps putting the good cereal on the top shelf and a few dictionaries might help me reach!)
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![]() ![]() | And so the Porridgemaiden put on Warhol glasses and started using the ocelot as a living brush to paint ironic Spring Break posters. Then, (couldn't resist) Quake 1 AND 2 bad guys came out of the ocelot's ears this time!!
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![]() | Oh man! I love this new 'can it work' concerned face!
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When people realize some dumb thing happened longer ago than they want to think it did, they need to stop saying "I feel old" and instead replace "old" with "wizened," "learnéd," "agéd," or "like a hot vampire sighing when no one can relate to their Crimean War jokes."
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I knew all those deprecated tellTargets would save me one day!!
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![]() | Dear @internetarchive, You love preserving outdated webstuff. I AM outdated webstuff. How do we make a stable, secure, in-browser flash player emulator that can preserve all our favorite un-skippable website intros from the early aughts. Also all my sbemails. -Strong Bad Image TranscriptShark- Can it Fun Facts
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![]() | The pros can keep their squash n' stretch. The Cheat's got sblounch n' stnank! Image Transcriptbeige animation tutorial paper
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Wait, are you suggesting that growing up on Homestar Runner drove your children from home? Doesn't surprise me really. I desperately wanna leave whenever that guys shows up.
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Hope he can keep those tusks in his dang mouth better than Dijjery Doo!
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SBCG4AP doesn't count. As far as I'm concerned, Dangeresque 3 remains unreleased.
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I'm channeling some Manhunter: New York pretty hard with this flaming peasant. #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a peasant with a flaming hood. Hills with burninating thatched-roof cottages are in the background, along with a shadow of Trogdor. A Mario Paint rendition of the Trogdor theme plays.} Fun Facts
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No wonder the KOT was so drawn to it!
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Oh pants-dang! Thanks for donating your hard-earned cash for some maybe-earned swag! That poster looks best framed with stuffed pizza crust!
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I prefer "Bananas from the 'bove."
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Bonus points for making it a Powered By The Cheat-style Strong Bad! May that baby one day dance with Baby Styles on the deck of a deep sea fangly fish!
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![]() | Some kind of CRIMINAL projective?!!
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Oh great! Now all those crappy Intro to Psych kids are gonna think I'm schoolwork! Ooh, unless you think they'll develop some kinda complex because of me! Can I please get a complex named after me?!
| 1 Mar 2018
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Not exactly #mariopaintthursdays but check out this Powered by The Cheat WarioWare! You can do it! You will do it... Video Transcript{Cut to a bouncing, cartoonish, old-looking TV with Wario's face on it. "D.I.Y. Games" is written at the top, with a gold "W" above that. A green "001" appears briefly as music plays.} {Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene with Strong Bad on the left and Homestar on the right. The text "Nine Times!" appears briefly. A glove cursor hovers over the screen. Strong Bad begins kicking Homestar in the face with a sound effect. Each time, the number of times appears at the bottom. At 5 times, a Wario bomb appears in the corner, and the wire slowly gets shorter with a spark at the end. At 8 times, the bomb starts counting down from 3. At 9 times, Homestar's head explodes and Strong Bad dances. Wario is heard laughing. The bomb explodes. Cut back to the beginning screen. Wario's face laughs on the TV.} Fun Facts
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Double style! 2 beef's worth! 💪🏼💪🏼
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Your pink options are very limited in Mario Paint! Give an out-of-date hardware-usin' artist a break, man!
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I can't find who tweeted this pic saying it reminded them of StrongBadZone, but this could finally make going zero miles per hour worthwhile. Video Transcript{Cut to a car screen with "0 mph" in the middle. Below it is a field of red dots moving forward and backward. Vector Strong Bad's face appears inside the 0 as the StrongBadZone theme plays. The "0 mph" moves across the screen like Vector Strong Bad as the camera zooms in to the 0. The "0 mph" stops in the middle of the screen as the music stops.} VECTOR STRONG BAD: {unspoken; in white text above} Your Fuel Efficiency A Splode Fun Facts
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How can they be 'dug up' when my whole existence is contained within the bowels of the Internet? Maybe 'found in the couch cushions' is more accurate.
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I can pretty much guarantee that you were the only people on the planet doing that yesterday! Or quite possibly ever.
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Homestar's disgusting fav snack the Bronco Trolley is hiding behind his cool refreshing melonade.#bronctro #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a glass of purple melonade on a round white table, with a bronco trolley behind it. Water drops appear and go down the glass. The room is orange, and there is a blue couch nearby.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Marzipan! Have you seen my Bronco Trolley? Marzipan? {deep voice} Mar-zeee! {normal voice} No? I can't find it anywhere. I found my favorite janked-up bendy straw. I'm usin' that in my melonade! But I gotta find that bronc' tro'! Somebody get me that bronc' tro'. Fun Facts
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Master the mini mountain range to create your own Barf Bag with this Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript
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You'd have to ask the @Worldbuilders_ crew! I sent them a buncha awesome/dumb stuff! I hope you're one of the winners! Sorry I don't know more man! (Whoa, I need to make up a superhero called Don't Know More Man')
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I guess I could if peoples wouldn't fall asleep watching. I have to employ Undo Dog extensively!
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Um, does every animation I make with obsolete software count as canon? Cause if so I made this, like, sliced ham guy shooting chicken gravy at the Poopsmith the other day that I would LOVE to include.
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More like 'Everybody hates the Homeschool Winner. He is a terrific mathlete.'
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Mario Paint Thursday! Champeen bests Preshy and Rafferty for the GOOOOLD! (acourse she's always wearing that gold medal which I suspect is maybe just chocolate gelt) Video Transcript{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of Champeen dancing on the #1 spot on a gray podium. Rafferty is 2nd, and Preshy is 3rd. They both look down sadly. The sky is dark blue with swirly clouds. A Mario Paint rendition of Everybody Everybody plays.} Fun Facts
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Make way for The Makeromancer! Video Transcript{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows The Makeromancer on the right side of the screen, in front of a light purple background with darker purple hearts. On the left side, there is a chicken drumstick, with the King of Town's head below it. The text "MAKEROMANCE!" appears briefly. A stylus taps The Makeromancer, causing him to thrust his hand out. Green smoke appears around the chicken drumstick and the King of Town as the screen shakes. The chicken drumstick and The King of Town move around, as hearts appear in the middle of the screen and confetti comes down.} Fun Facts
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Hey man! At least link to the official one with better quality video and audio! It increases my Mindy Cred!
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Skills of an Artist - PC/CGA - Disk 1 of 17 Video Transcript
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Should be fixed now. Turns out we had to downpatch the firmware of our entire Edgar suite of products. They're intentionally forwards-nonpatible!
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Yes + yes = OHSWEETJIMYES!
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Oh man, that is some serious sensemake right there, my friend.
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Limozeen vs. Bozar has gone GOLD! Congrats to Videlectrix for always being up to date on the latest handhelds and consoles! #worthwhilein2018 Video Transcript{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a stylus in front of it. There is a "Pause" button in the top-right corner and a bomb in the bottom-left. The screen shows outer space, with Limozeen's Space Machine on the left, and a giant Bozar on the right. The Space Machine moves up and down quickly, and Bozar moves up and down slowly. The text "Shoot Eyes!" appears briefly. The stylus taps twice, causing the Space Machine to shoot twice. The second shot hits Bozar's eyes, making his head turn red as the screen shakes. The bomb counts down "3, 2, 1" and explodes just as the video ends.} Fun Facts
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Mod of the year. Can you please ragdoll physics drop him from a plane or crane or in front of a train?
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Shutter? What speed? 1/8? 1/30? 1/250?! And what ISO are we talkin about here?!?
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![]() | Naw, Parchmenty was a few kingdoms over in the uppity, know-it-all realm of Frillscholar. From the Peasant's Quest novelization:
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Lookit those On-Point Kings back there! Ready to hit up those back alley walls with tags like CH8-1, TWICEBUTT, and HEYBUBSGETKETCHUPFLAVOREDSNOWCONESBACKINSTOCK2018!
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Looks like the illuminated illustrations from the faded parchmenty works of Leomardbury Chauceinterviews! Such haunches!
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Dunno who that @homestarrunner account is but it's not the real deal. Looks like it's run by a Grape Nuts twitterbot to me.
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Look at these tropical breezes blow! #mariopaintthursday Video Transcript{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of The Cheat in Strong Badia at sunset. The Cheat's hair and the flag both blow in the wind. A Mario Paint rendition of the Strong Badia National Anthem plays.} Fun Facts
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It's a custom 13-string. All high E's for maximum squealage. The human eye can't perceive them at this scale.
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This was a drawing lesson. If I have to spell out 'draw straight lines' for you, then you need to go back to my remedial courses: Skills of a Kid What Can Barely Hold A Crayon.
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It's a custom 13-string Les Gibsonez Exploding Consummate V. No way I could draw all those strings on there, man!
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Learn to Zshoop 3D the Strong Bad Way with a new Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript
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Sweet Puttin' Cakes for the Videlectrix Fhone Machine 4! It was great until they added per-pixel microtransactions. Cost $5.99 just to pick the color for your 4x4 pixel ball!
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Toothpicks woulda made that video even better!!
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Why would you make this and NOT send me the accompanying video of a ravenous toddler devouring her?!
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If the hype train is just replying to some rando on twitter, then it has already derailed.
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OR I was clearly referring to Space Based Missile emails. Which I regularly harass both NORAD and DARPA with every six months.
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So you want me to not do anything until there's a new sbmemail? Cool, talk to you in 6 months.
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Mario Paint Thursdays?! New tradition? Or thing I'll totally forget about in two weeks? Video Transcript{A TV is shown playing a looping animation in Mario Paint of Homestar in The Field, with a smooth talking animation that has him repeatedly make an "ooh" shape with his mouth. The TV has "TeeBee" written on the side, and the top of the screen has a bar that reads "SPEED 10", along with a row of squares fading from yellow to red. The bottom of the screen has some icons.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Ooh, it's smooth-mouth Homestar! What am I sayin'? Froosh, swoosh, boosh, moosh... Naw, there's gotta be a sentence I can make with these vowel sounds. Let's see. {mostly monotone; trying to match his speech to smooth-mouth Homestar's} How—do—you—move—four—more—doors—to—your—dorm—room—Lou? {The "SPEED" in the corner changes to 13 as a pink flyer appears:}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's pretty good! {The flyer disappears; a beep sounds, and the clip of smooth-mouth Homestar is rewound at high speed} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {rapidly} How-d'you-move-four-more-doors-t'your-dorm-room-Lou-how-d'you-move-to-dor— {quickly becomes unintelligible} —to-door-boom-maloom-baloom. {Beep— the clip resumes playing normally; the "SPEED" changes back to 10} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {again matching his speech to the onscreen Homestar} Now—you—should—do—your—stew—home—work—Lou. {normally} Do your stew homework. Get in there, Lou! {A "Stew Homework" paper is slapped onto the screen:} Homework
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I dunno about the rest of your progress report... but you get an 'E' in the 'Uses time wisely' column.
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Whoa, maybe 'Dangeresque: The Long Buffet' is the gritty reboot the franchise needs! Pom Pom to direct!
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![]() | The long buffet is calling?! Recently unearthed unused Dangeresque lyrics from the Strong Bad Sings sessions! Image Transcriptso dangerous, is dangeresque his cool glasses that guy is dangeresque Fun Facts
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Okay never mind.
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I don't even wanna see what unholy horror results when you open his 'mouth.'
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Oops. I meant 'such WONDERFUL jerks.'
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I stole this clip from some streamdorker online. But I figure I invented Trogdor so technically this clip belongs to me. Don't worry. Your Strong Bad typing sound is safe and... um... sound.
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This is definitely my fav death from Peasant's Quest. Adventure game programmers are such jerks! Video Transcript{Cut to the "Outside mysterious cottage" screen from Peasant's Quest. The score is 2 out of 150. Rather Dashing walks up to the cottage. "move stone" is typed into the command bar, and the stone is moved.} You slide the stone over to {"cut off arms legs and head" is typed into the command bar.} Very funny. You have {"try" is typed into the command bar.} Okay, fine. You try to cut {The Game Over screen is shown.} | 29 Jan 2018
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He refused to specify which!!
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Lemme know how this year's Pay Per Viewvor Series turns out! #nofreakout #noconfetti #nonothin #fornobody
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I say execution be embraced in this instance!
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![]() | Okay, @hometimrunner here's photo(quite)graphic evidence of Strong Sad's failed baseball mascot 'The Human Infield Fly Rule.' The idea was that he'd douse unsuspecting fans' hot dogs with his 'enzyme' before inhaling them two at a time.
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I wouldn't recommend getting into Homestar Runner personally. Lately he's starting going, 'preciate ya,' at totally inappropriate times.
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In the one year that Strong Sad dabbled in being a baseball stats nerd, he tried to pitch himself as a mascot called "The Human Infield Fly Rule." He was half mutant fly, half baseball diagram. The world was not ready.
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Oh man I heard a rumor that Limozeen guitarist Gary Palaroncini tried to have additional arms surgically attached to his knees so he could play that thing! Best he could do was pulleys and mannequins. Still got a mention in 'Fret Magic for the Practicing Musician' though.
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Yeah @netflix how come the Bloodied Tree Animals shorts are on your streamins but not my magic blend of obscure tech humor and portmanteaus?
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This is, what they call in the business, a sound educational idea.
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You are one of the good ones.
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Ja!
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Good thing I didn't VOIP into this comic! I woulda been even more bored outta my decorative gourd in your great aunt's front hallway that she bought at the old lady consignment store.
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![]() | One more from an old notebook. Man, were these Strongbadman comics always so real estate humor focused?! Image Transcript{The comic is drawn on lined paper with pencil. Open to a building in a city. A silhouetted figure looks out of the window. Text in the corner reads "in a BuiLDING".} {Cut to inside the apartment, where a human is talking to the silhouette, who is still looking outside the window} LANDLORD: Its A 2 BEDROOM, 1 AND A HAlf BATH WITH ALL NeW... {Cut to the silhouette turning around, revealing himself to be Strong Badman} STRONG BADMAN: {in block letter text} I'LL TAKE IT! {Cut to the landlord, covering his mouth with his hand} LANDLORD: oh my! well don't you at least want to see., {Cut to Strong Badman, holding a ping pong ball and paddle} STRONG BADMAN: ...this ping-pong ball hit you in the ear? {Cut to Strong Badman hitting the ball with a "TAK" sound, which hits the landlord's ear with a "SMAK"} STRONG BADMAN: YES! LANDLORD: OW! {Cut to Strong Badman laughing} STRONG BADMAN: HA HA HA! Foolish mortal! how much is my security deposit? LANDLORD: {offscreen} $750 {Cut to a close-up of Strong Badman} STRONG BADMAN: good. NOW GET OUTTA MY NeW eViL LAiR {Cut to the landlord leaving, with a question mark over his head, and Strong Badman facing him, silhouetted} STRONG BADMAN: I mean apartment. STRONG BADMAN: get outta my new evil apartment {Cut to Strong Badman looking out the window again} STRONG BADMAN: yes, yes. this is a perfect base from which i can strike out at, um... the ciTy we're in. {Cut to Strong Badman peeking into an empty room} STRONG BADMAN: secret lab in here {Cut to Strong Badman's glove pointing to an empty corner} STRONG BADMAN: foosball table over there {Cut to Strong Badman} STRONG BADMAN: very soon this moderately priced 5th-story walk-up will become.. {Cut to an extra wide panel with Strong Badman spreading his arms out} STRONG BADMAN: ...2 BEDROOMS, 1 & A HALF BATHS OF DOOM! {Cut to black} Fun Facts
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Sometimes, only onetimes, the 'the' is silent.
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Fine I'll stop. Jerk.
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![]() | Some use CSS. I prefer CCS. Cascading Cheat Sheets. Fun Facts
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![]() | I found this old drawing. Please help.
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Um, that's a weird question. Do YOU plan on re-uploading yourself with higher quality? Like to reality? You know, better looking, more in shape, fatter bank?
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![]() | Too late! She gone!
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I dunno, quotin' Homsar over pics of minors seems like a good way to get yourself banned or NSA red flagged maybe.
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![]() | Um... Tron Day?
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That's the glare from the burninating countryside/parking lot outside the windows. He scorched the place before making his big entrance.
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![]() ![]() | Thanks to @BeerWildHeaven for letting burnination into their hearts and their brewery and to everybody who came out to celebrate Trogday! You guys are the coolest! Fun Facts
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But what about T&C Surf Designs Wood and Water Rage?! I spent months convincing myself that wasn't a total piece of crap!
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Argon Beam Coagulators have been my weapon of choice for years!! I was like the boogeyman for young splenic hemorrhages! "Go to sleep, little hemorrhage. Or Strong Bad will get you with his ABC!" they'd say!
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I say we do the entire catalog! Videlectrix Collectrix Volumes 1-5!!
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Whoa! Looks like you used the Konami, Data East, Jaleco, KOEI, Tengen, and VIC TOKAI codes all at once!!
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Casiotone CT-405 baby!
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Baby steps, my friend! Peasant baby steps.
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![]() | We finally lubed up Trogdor's beefy arm with Hypertext Markup Lotion! Play the arcade classic in any browser, on any device, all without Flash!
Happy Freakin' Trogday Everybody! http://homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas ...Fun Facts
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![]() | Aww! Bummed you can't make it! Feel free to make your own janky version at home!
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You make me smile too, @workshopcraft. As much as a weird rectangle of flesh can smile, that is.
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I tried to explain that to Strong Mad through the closet door but now he just keeps screaming "PHYLUM" over and over. Thx for tryin, tho.
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Strong Mad heard those were declared a 'nomen dubium' and now he won't come out of his closet! Is it true?! Is it dubious?!
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Don't encourage Coach Z! He calls this whole week 'Dingler Days' and you don't even wanna know how he 'celebrates.'
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![]() ![]() ![]() | Don't forget to come raise a glass in tribute to the Burninator at @BeerWildHeaven (aka the Hot Jones Factory!) tomorrow Jan 13th from 1-3pm! The washed up actor that played Rather Dashing will be there and maybe puppets too! Fun Facts
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No loafing! No personal calls! The break room fridge smells like undead cabbage! Where's the little spray thingy for the whiteboard?!!
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This guy says he did this with his frat brothers. They look like the proud men of Gregga Gregga Gregga to me. Those Tri-Gregs sure know how to party!
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![]() | Whoa! YES! That totally sounds like what the Keepers of Trogdor chant at their black masses/buffet and swap meet!
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Why wasn't I told about this?! How did I miss it?! This is amazing-- I can't beli-- I jus-- Chiggidaba-- PIZZAS FOR ALL!!
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![]() | Check out this old car stereo ad from 2004! For real! Are removable faceplates still a thing?
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'Faceinhole!' THAT's what you call those! I'd just been sayin 'weird carnival cutout.'
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Look like Cheatpups. With tails.
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You have been mistaken all these years my friend! Watch the sbemail. Those are a little detail that comes BEFORE the v's get consummate! Those are, in fact, regimented U's.
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🎵Burninating the fisher price jungle-themed baby jumper, burninating your thigh hairs...🎶
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![]() | That's the only way we operate!
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No need! The weird carnival cutout thing does it for you!
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In his teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows where they've always been, man! Where have YOU been putting consummate v's?!
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![]() | ATL fans! In honor of Trogdor's 15th Trogday, come out to the Wild Heaven Brewery (@BeerWildHeaven) in Avondale Estates this Saturday from 1-3pm! Have some cold ones and BECOME the burninator's beefy arm or his flaming peasant victim! Fun Facts
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All-a-ways!
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Yes! Anyone who still wants new main pages in 2018 gets an automatic yes! Priorities!!
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I'd call that an 'improvement.' Not a 'problem.'
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THE LEGEND CONCLUTES!
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Total! We just need to find experts in porting 'games that look like they were from an obsolete console and were played in a now-obsolete player' to a 'current console that plays games that look like they are from an obsolete console'. Simple!
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Same here! I totally suck at it! Mebbe we get them to make you jump higher! Or give you more mans! Or start where you just died 'steada starting over! I mean, the crap, right?!
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What if they forgort to port!!
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In honor of Stinkoman's 15th birthday today, Videlectrix has decided to throw down the 8-bit gauntlet (to themselves I guess?)! Video Transcript{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance to the castle. Stinkoman 20X6-like music plays. The camera pans up to show all of the castle. When it reaches the top, the sky darkens and lightning strikes repeatedly along with thunder. The lightning flashes and cuts to a close-up Stinkoman with his eyes closed.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA {cut to full view of the castle} PRAWNS...ZZZ... {lightning strikes twice} {Cut to the shadowy figure in his lair} SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE? {Pan right to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has a long yellow beard and hair under his hat. The music abruptly stops.} 1-UP: {subtitled} I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD! {closes his eyes as the beard shines} {Small Pan Pan-like creatures appear from under Pan Pan. The music plays again.} 1-UP: {subtitled} AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES. SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} EWWW! {Cut to Stinkoman} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {head nodding off} ZZZ... {Lightning flash as his head returns upright and he opens his eyes. The music stops again.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {flicking his head backwards twice in a manner similar to Homestar Runner, with audible sound effects} HUH-WHA? {Mushroom clouds appear around his head and he closes his eyes. The Level 1 music begins.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP! {The mushroom clouds disappear and he opens his eyes.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS {Cut to Stinkoman in his double deuce pose against a fadey blue background, surrounded by moving white lines} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!! {Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance, similar to the start of the video. The music stops again.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} COMIN' UP HERE... {Cut to a full view of the castle. Pause.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} PRETTY SOON. {Cut to a dark gray screen. The Level 1 music plays as white text appears. The first line appears letter by letter, similar to the subtitles, and the rest of the text fades in all at once.} TO BE CONCLUDED... {Stinkoman's sprite runs from the right side of the screen to the center, running in place as he is slowly silhouetted. The music fades out.} STINKOMAN: {jumping in the air; unsubtitled} 20X6! Fun Facts
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![]() | I take it all back!! I shoulda drawn THIS draccus! The chubcus! You could climb up his belly rolls like a ladder! Fun Facts
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![]() | Cool to see the FHQ mention in @xkcdComic but count me out! You guys know what that airport is like... Image TranscriptFHQWHGADS Int'l AiRPORT! TO THE LIMIT! South Parking Lot: TO THE LIMIT! Security Wait Time: TO THE LIMIT! Fun Facts
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Steam AND sugar!!
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Hmm. I can't tell which one is great. Dictionary peeps referencing Trogdor vs. fast food peeps referencing the obscure sbemail 'what i want.' YOU decide!
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Yes, with unlistenable garbage audio. This is at least the sound straight from the soundboard.
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![]() | The 27th is DecemberZEEN! Download this rare club show from '08 in way-more-than-decent quality audio! (YT video to follow!) homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html Fun Facts
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Ahhhhh!! My parts!!
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Those reactions look about right! Unamused b/w secretly plotting revenge.
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![]() | In the Dangeresque universe, Dangeresque Too always gets Dangeresque "Deadly Impact" each Decemberween. Fun Facts
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Um, 'substitue' is the French Canadian spelling! Pronounced (sub-stih-TWAY). Yeah! To go with the theme, see?! NOT a misspelling!
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Oops.
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![]() | Don't show up at your Decemberween gatherings this year without the season's hottest new bev! Print out, prepare, watch grandma spiral out of control! Image TranscriptSantaman's Chimney Fun Facts
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As soon as you draw tiny cool, cool glasses on a post-it and cut them out!
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![]() | NEW Decemberween Special! Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack!! Happy D'ween everybody! youtu.be/zWpW623yrAU Fun Facts
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![]() | Oh man! I should totally make you one with my totally legit Printelectrix 3D printer! Check it making a thatched roof cottage here!
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Um, how bout we start with that sweet, sweet commercial permission and/or recognition first. Which nobody bothered to get.
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You'll have to take that up with your local rabbit dog or bunnym'n. Or are they just zombiem'n now?
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![]() | Hard Drivin for PC/Amiga!
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![]() | Secret tricks of the Dangerdesque! Fun Facts
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![]() | Maybe this is all just payback for this. The mythological crossover fast food sandwich of legend!
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Nothing I signed on for. They don't even tell everybody the reference is from Sbemail 163! I even had to look that old cartoon up!
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Blubb-O's, that is. Also, is that dayglow red monstrosity a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich?! If so, Strong Sad will take 12.
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Sorry guys. I'm already sworn to Blubbo's.
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Lemme see if I can dig that dirge-y mess up!
| 19 Dec 2017
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I will! I have the whole thang ding ready to upload! Video and audio! Gimme few days!
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| 19 Dec 2017
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I was thinkin' the SAME THING!
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![]() | Have a link to a crappy HTML page with your fav D'ween songs. Finally in high-ish quality! homestarrunner.com/decemberweensongs.html
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No way! That Viking dragon has one of those greasy, whispy combovers. Looks like Nordump, Trogdor's depressing cousin that's always asking to borrow consummate V's and never gives them back.
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Nobody paid me nothing or asked permission or anything. I mostly hate chicken. Especially... in a pan.
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| 18 Nov 2017
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Don't know what that is and don't care!
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Nothing I agreed to.
| 18 Dec 2017
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Until the cardboardium spear was SHATTERED into 8 pieces! Each shard conveniently landing in a different biome right next to a very large, very angry creature with easy to recognize patterned behaviors! Reunite the shards! Press START!
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![]() | Also, already taken though.
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I shoulda seen it. Perfection!
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This linocut is amazing!! But whattaya call that thing I'm riding? A Cheatsteed? Cheatmount? A wild Cheatstang? Anybody else? I'm open to suggestions!
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Total jerks the Brothers Chaps are about to be on @LibraryRadio's podcast Lost in the Stacks on 91.1FM WREK in the ATL at noon! They will talk too much and play some cool old 7 inches! Fun Facts
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Whoa! A rare, deep cut. I'll have to dig through some moldy old VHS piles to see if I can find it!
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![]() | Here's an alt attempt at a @PatrickRothfuss draccus from yesterday. This one was more sperm whale/70's van than toothpaste dollop. Fun Facts
| 14 Dec 2017
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Won't you join Homestar for whatever the crap a sweet winter's blush is? Video Transcript{Open to the cross-stitched "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" title screen with the wreath and sprig of holly} MIKE: {voiceover} Go in again. PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Ah, the first— MIKE: {cutting him off; voiceover} Uh— come this way a bit more— too much steps. There we go. {Cut to Puppet Homestar in a Santa hat outside a house while snow is falling} PUPPET HOMESTAR: Ah, the first hush... of winter's blush. Try and catch snowflakes on your tongue! {tries to catch snowflakes} Ahh. Or— on your mouth-shelf. If you got one. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhhh... It's very easy to catch them, admittedly, when you have a mouth-shelf. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhh. {smacks lips} Mmm. Winter's blush. Won't you join me... for a sweet winter's blush? {Cut to closer shot} PUPPET HOMESTAR: Isn't that what they call snow? Winter's blush? In the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World? {Cut to a poster for a "Winter's Blush" event:}
ANNOUNCER: Winter's Bluuuh...uuh-uuh-uuh-uuuuush! Fun Facts
| 14 Dec 2017
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Hey Andym'n! Here's a secret link to higher quality mp3's of ALL the Decemberween tunes! homestarrunner.com/decemberweensongs.html
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| 14 Dec 2017
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You guys did it! Since you raised over $14K for @PatrickRothfuss and @Worldbuilders_ everyone gets an extra special Skills of an Artist! And one of you lucky donors wins this drawing! Put your skills to such greater use and master the 4 Bean Salad! Video Transcript
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| 13 Dec 2017
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![]() | Last day to donate to @Worldbuilders_ ! Take a lesson from C.J. here! Only $1085 left to go and I'll do a special @PatrickRothfuss themed Skills of an Artist! $10k = 83.3333 goats for needy peeps! Don't you wanna see lotsa thirds of goats?! Image TranscriptC.J. Claypool donated $73.44 Step 1: Add up the collective dollar amount for the 9 hours ago | 11 Dec 2017
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I can arrange that!
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Is that on account of the 'Patreon' in 'Patreon-type deal'? Or the whole concept of 'Patreon-type deal' itself? Like what if I set up a 'Stonktreon' campaign? You be into that?
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'Tis the weather* for a holiday classic with Puppet Homestar! (*Strong Bad does not respect or condone actually 'tis-ing the weather) Video Transcript{Open to the cross-stitched title "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" encircled by a wreath, with a sprig of holly below} PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover, singing to the opening strains of "Decemberween"} Ba da da da da... {Cut to Puppet Homestar with a Santa hat and jingle bells, outside a house while snow falls} PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...Boo doo doo! Decemberween, Decemberween... {Cut to a snowy pumpkin on the ground; Homestar pops in from the right} PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...You're fifty-five days after Halloweeeeen! {Cut back to the first scene} PUPPET HOMESTAR: Weeeeeeen! {looks at the camera; no longer singing} Winter's blush! {Title screen appears again. After a few seconds, fade to Homestar and the pumpkin again.} PUPPET HOMESTAR: {talking to the pumpkin} What are you still doing here? Shouldn't Brainkrieg've gotten you already? Fun Facts
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![]() | Back atcha, stripéd beardym'n!
Member this?
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If we raise a total of $10K for the @Worldbuilders_ fundraiser (they give goats to peeps in need or something!) I'll do a special Skills of an Artist where I teach you to draw a draccus from @PatrickRothfuss' books! Then you can win the drawing! Gonate!
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| 6 Dec 2017
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I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves! Video Transcript
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![]() | Here's a nicer quality gif. Not sure why all the jankitude in that little videro.
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Thanks to @babypopdipstick for creating the missing King Castlefunny artwork for this vintage Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones bar sign! Every lame man-cave or gross, shared college apartment needs one! Video Transcript{There is a wooden wall with a bar sign on it, resembling a castle. On it, there is an advertisement for Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones, with @babypopdipstick's The King of Town fanart as King Castlefunny. On the left side, there is a brown and white object moving up and down in a wavy fashion.} Fun Facts
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This is totally from when King Castlefunny was brought back as the inexplicable pitchman for Frothman's Lite Half-full Cold Ones! Your uncle prolly has a vintage wood-paneled lighted sign of this in his storage unit/current residence!
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| 5 Dec 2017
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Nobody do anything... Gingeresque!
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| 3 Dec 2017
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I say we suggest my ultimate crossover fantasy: Thy Dungeresqueman! Crooked cop rogue-lite textroidvania flask-sim!!
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| 3 Dec 2017
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Punchesintheface only!
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| 30 Nov 2017
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That's a good instinct, man! But it's to raise money to buy goats!! Can't nobody say Strong Bad don't love goats! They're inherently evil! Those sidewise eyes!
| 30 Nov 2017
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But I drink my yogurt from a tube!!
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| 30 Nov 2017
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This is a fantastic use of both time and effort!
| 30 Nov 2017
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There's still hope! I have a box of Kick The Cheat larynxes! instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/
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| 30 Nov 2017
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Oh my style! I now know my new mission in life! To create an inflatable lawn Trogdor you can keep up year round! Who wants to to give-a four dollar-a to my Kickcheater campaign?!
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| 30 Nov 2017
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![]() | You guys are donating machines! We're almost to the $5000 mark already! Remember, every 10 bucks you donate to @PatrickRothfuss charity, Worldbuilders, gets you another chance to win Homestar crap! Keep it up! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 Fun Facts
Some people have curly hair.
| 30 Nov 2017
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![]() ![]() | Want a chance to win one of the last remaining Kick the Cheats? Or the original Cornucopicron drawing from Skills of an Artist? DONATE to @PatrickRothfuss's charity and win nerdy stuff while buying herdy goats for peeps around the globe! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 #RaiseTheGoathfuss Fun Facts
| 29 Nov 2017
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Press B during character selection for alt costume!
| 29 Nov 2017
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The red was def triggering some severe rage reactions. Lotta punched Compaq CRT screens as a result.
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| 29 Nov 2017
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![]() ![]() | So, @rob_t_firefly sent me this stock photo hacker pic and he's totally wearing the same outfit I wear on Sbemail Inmate Outreach Night! 'Cept I secure my Lappier with a squash blossom vine 'stead of a chain.
| 29 Nov 2017
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It varies. The Cheat's base is like an inch and brother Graw Mad's is prolly 2.5? instagram.com/p/BYWip7DjD67/
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| 27 Nov 2017
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Naw you should be grood. Take your time. Make life last. Lurk longer. Creep closer. Staunch stranger... what were we talkin' about again?
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| 27 Nov 2017
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Hot Jones is approved. Hot Pooey, on the other hand, voids ALL the warranties. Ever.
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| 27 Nov 2017
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Looks like a white poop emoji. You know, like from the 70's when dog poop turned white sometimes. I blame Gaines Burgers.
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| 27 Nov 2017
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![]() | Obligatory Cyber Monday Crap! Give someone you love a mug full of figurines this Decemberween apparently!
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| 27 Nov 2017
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I 'twasn't at Nameless Yogurt Country Club this year. The annual fees got too high and the quality of the breakfast buffet fell off a cliff.
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| 24 Nov 2017
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You missed it! It was all over by 12:05am! They had to spray that immobilizing riot foam at them! It looks like a giant bargain hunter-filled ambrosia salad!
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| 24 Nov 2017
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They were delicious! Boiled, cracked, and dipped in lemon butter! The human arm OTOH was WAY too gamey.
| 23 Nov 2017
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Oh plounch! I can't wait for the Trogdor-Sweet Cuppin' Cakes-Limozeen: But They're in Space-Caleb Rentpayer shared cinematic universe!
| 23 Nov 2017
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I dunno who @homestarrunner is. Not me. Not official.
| 23 Nov 2017
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![]() | Happy T from the hideous maw of Cornucopicron! May he devour all your holiday tablescapes and centerpieces! Fun Facts
| 23 Nov 2017
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I'm woikin on it! Soon all will be applauded and uploaded! You must remain pants-patient!
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SBCG4AP is like a child I helped raise that has now gone to college. I see it on holidays and at funerals but have no control over its life.
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![]() | It's a match pre-made in Strong Badia!
| 18 Nov 2017
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I should get this person to help me work on VirtualPizz.biz 2.0!! VoxtualPizz?
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| 18 Nov 2017
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![]() | I think it's time we all accept that Strong Bad is, simply put, all up ins the world around you.
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![]() | You guys are the greatest fans ever! Now watch while I make fun of your awesome costumes! yt: youtu.be/rD9xymMKtug flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes17.html Fun Facts
| 15 Nov 2017
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I was just talkin' about "the new shirt" design on the t-shirt. But I s'pose I could be swayed to include baboon-arms Cardgage too.
| 14 Nov 2017
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![]() | Holy style, you guys! Look at this amazing old t-shirt design I made whilst drawing some Cardgage doodles! If this hits, let's say... 5,000 retweets, I'll offer it in the Homestore! The New Shirt! Fun Facts
| 14 Nov 2017
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That's some serious sassin' back/givin' a time! Nice work, kids!
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| 12 Nov 2017
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Check out these guys' Limozeen cover! They get all twangly on it like those guitars with the weird hubcap on em, know'mtalkinbout?
| 8 Nov 2017
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Let's put the 'um..na' back in 'autumnal' with a new Skills of an Artist! I make drawing TUM(nal)! Video Transcript
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| 8 Nov 2017
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Strong Bad does not respect or condone the actions of Brainkrieg despite them being characters in a comic he made up. Sharpdene OTOH...
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| 4 Nov 2017
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Oh yes most definitely, doctor.
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| 3 Nov 2017
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'Santaman' is ok but looks like a made for TV holiday special. When little Jimbly falls in a vat of candy cane magic he becomes... Santaman!
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| 3 Nov 2017
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There are Christmas lights and Christmas trees and Santam'ns. But the holiday itself is Decemberween.
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| 3 Nov 2017
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Oh don't worry, I got you aaaall downloaded already. Just wait. In a week or so I will unleash my costume critique hallowrath uponst you!
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| 3 Nov 2017
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Download link for those who want to crank this in their mom's Taurus wagon! homestarrunner.com/songs/Brainkrieg_DecomposingPumpkins.mp3
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| 3 Nov 2017
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It's that moldy, groldy pumpkin time of year again so enjoy this classic Brainkrieg track everybody! Video Transcript | 3 Nov 2017
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Oh sweet dog, once you get me in the recording booth there's no tellin' WHAT I'll say!! I'll tear a script up and rewrite on the spot!
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| 2 Nov 2017
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![]() | Cram into the BoOoth everybody! It's this year's Halloween Toon! YT: youtu.be/MMr8zKbGvzI Flash: www.homestarrunner.com/ween17.html Fun Facts
| 30 Oct 2017
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Of course you can! You can send me unused 'stumes from '08 if'n you want!
| 27 Oct 2017
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Hey, I did it the last two years and I'm doin it this year! Yearly!
| 27 Oct 2017
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Don't forget to tweet me your great/terrible costumes so I can put em in my yearly slideshow and make fun of how messy your houses are! Video Transcript | 27 Oct 2017
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Hmm, I can manage a Happy Freakin Birthdad!! How's that?
| 26 Oct 2017
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What's that Character 12? You left your gumption in the font suitcase? That, my mild man, is the definition of far out.... that's right.
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| 26 Oct 2017
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Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript
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| 25 Oct 2017
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I've always dreamed that Homestar's weird shirtbody would decide to strangle him one day.
| 24 Oct 2017
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![]() | The internet is full of Wade Boggs?!
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Cordless 'Lectric Boots?! But how did they fit the cooling fan and heat sink and carburetor in those wonders of science?
| 24 Oct 2017
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It's okay. Creators change. Fans change. Perspectives change. But the internet will always be full of wadbags.
| 24 Oct 2017
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They're due whenever you dress up terribly as one of us and take a photo! I usually put up my slideshow a week or two after proper Ween.
| 21 Oct 2017
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Hey @englishhistpod when in history did 'burnination' get shortened to 'burn' or 'burning'? And who's responsible? Normans? Saxons? Zaxxon?! Fun Facts | 21 Oct 2017
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It's like the ending of Mario 2 cept way cooler! Snoozy SB dreams of beefed-up, abbed-up Cheat kickins!
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This is some of the best Tobering of Inks I've seen all month!
| 21 Oct 2017
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![]() | That's just Sickly Sam at the dentist, man!
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| 20 Oct 2017
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I love it! It's like I'm creepin at you through a murkmist!
| 20 Oct 2017
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Naw, just me rambling too much about northwise meeps. Ya gotta cut to the chase with meeps...
| 19 Oct 2017
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Oh man! My Blue Diamond Phillips looks so shiny and valuable up there on my forehead! Nice woik, joik!
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| 18 Oct 2017
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Let's all practice our northwise meeps on some tennis shorts with this week's Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript
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| 18 Oct 2017
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![]() | The real parenting win is what appears to be either Giant Chunks of French Toast Cereal or possibly carnitas in sweetened condensed milk!
| 15 Oct 2017
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Here's a YouTubrious link to yesterday's LiveSkills. Now in non-neck-straining landscape orientation!
| 12 Oct 2017
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That's The Homeschool Winner. He was just like Homestar cept smart and whiny and wimpy-- Oh wait, he was EXACTLY like Homestar cept smart.
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| 11 Oct 2017
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This gives me hope for the litigators of the future! Balance verification!!
| 11 Oct 2017
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Thanks for testing and tasting the waters with me! I'll learn how to get the thang ding to stay in landscape and we'll do this again soon!
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| 11 Oct 2017
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Skills of an Artist LIVE! Now! Video TranscriptFun Facts
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| 11 Oct 2017
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(i just do it right here on tweetmouth!)
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Oh, by the dubs, It'll be right here on tweetmouth central!
| 11 Oct 2017
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Who wants to witness the trainwreck of a LIVE Skills of an Artist in about an hour (3pm EST)? Tune in and skill out! Fun Facts
| 11 Oct 2017
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Teacher of the year!! TOTY! TOTY! I hear the inordinately long walk is also great for fine motor, mindfulness, and peepants control!
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| 9 Oct 2017
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Adorbz Alert! I wanna squish us all!! (cept for Creepo Depot Bubs, dunno where he's slinkin off to)
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| 9 Oct 2017
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Although it IS now normal for people to put on costumes at any time for no reason whatsoever, I usually wait 'til after Halloween for this.
| 8 Oct 2017
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This is some military-grade friend's momming right here! Do you know how often I dream of having my own undead head of Cardgage?!
| 7 Oct 2017
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that picture is of my burner-nator phone. everybody needs a 'nator to handle all their shady dealings.
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| 7 Oct 2017
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The whole fambly would always gather 'round to listen to Roosevelt's fireside Cheats.
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| 7 Oct 2017
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![]() | Thanks for the suggestion, @ProtagonJones! Here's this year's Mojiween Squint-ouette costumes!
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| 6 Oct 2017
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You made him cute!! How did you make him cute?! I've never NOT gotten the jibblies from an image of the Poopsmith before!
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| 6 Oct 2017
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![]() | Don't be fooled. I only tweet from this bad boy.
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| 6 Oct 2017
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![]() | Get to speck-a-latin'! Halloween costume silhouettes are all up on! flash only: http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween17_teaser.html Fun Facts
| 6 Oct 2017
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![]() | Okay, but also I already made one a mills bills years ago. Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque, yo! http://homestarrunner.com/dangeresque.html
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| 5 Oct 2017
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I didn't see no video but all the sudden everybody started asking me about those chumps so I had to weigh in.
| 5 Oct 2017
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I don't what an avgn is but peoples keep buggin me bou dis.
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![]() | This is all I will say on the subject: Fun Facts
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Fresh, hot, cold! Side effects include wine, women, and hyperglycemia.
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Oh man! The FunMachine Crapvantage! I loved that thing. I played through ALL of Duck Guardian 2 on slow-mo! Took 3 months!
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| 5 Oct 2017
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Headin down to the datum center to see what's up. But I'm more concerned with why you're on Videlectrix.com in 2017! Pigs on Head?
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| 4 Oct 2017
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I dunno, Pumpkin Bubs is getting dangerously close to paint daubs territory. Sharpie daubs count too, ya know!
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| 4 Oct 2017
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Nice work! #nodaubs4lyfe
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| 4 Oct 2017
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The recipe (cept for the steam and sugar) is locked in a totally-not-a-shoebox vault and kept under 24 hour totally-not-just-Poodonkis guard
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| 3 Oct 2017
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![]() | Deep cut! This is clearly Mario Paint era Strong Bad.
| 3 Oct 2017
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Aww. Lookit how cute The Cheat gets when I don't limit his Grumblecake-intake. Er, his Grumblintake. Chubcheat!
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| 3 Oct 2017
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I can neither confirm nor deny nor respect nor condone that Mopgene is related to Sharpdene.
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| 3 Oct 2017
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want so bad
| 3 Oct 2017
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Thanks for participating in the Stuff-Strong-Bad-Might/Could-Do Exploratory Poll! Now back to our regularly scheduled Skills of an Artist! Video TranscriptFun Facts
| 3 Oct 2017
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everything would still be free. the donate peoples would just get bonus crap like puppet video chats and livestreamed sloshy practice.
| 2 Oct 2017
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tfw (totally fumbling with) the idea of a Patreon-type deal. What you think? Poll Options
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| 2 Oct 2017
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tfw (them frothy washings) make you forget you're supposed to be tfw-ing but at least you smell nice.
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![]() | Scantron vs. The Visor Robot, @xArc_Knightx? I think-a we all know who would win that particular matchup!
| 1 Oct 2017
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tfw (the finest work) I ever pinned my name to may have been this infomercial from aught nine. Video TranscriptThe video attached to this Tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD. | 28 Sep 2017
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I wouldn't hold my collectorbreath if I were you. At least according to Count Longardeaux's Price Guide for Obscure Internet Cartoon Merch.
| 30 Sep 2017
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This is the best part of that collection anyway, man. All you need! #actualsciencelab
Video TranscriptThe video attached to this Tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD. | 30 Sep 2017
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Aw man I'm in the opposite boat! My friggin VCR won't stop barfing up the thang dings!
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| 29 Sep 2017
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tfw (thifty fousand wonderful) nerds are following my husky head! In thanks, have a deep cut where my accent totally hasn't changed I swear. Video Transcript{The Strong Bad Main Page is shown on the website; the cursor moves over "games", and Night Driver plays on the TV} STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game. I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that! {Cut to Puppet Strong Bad in front of a TV set playing a real version of Night Driver. Although he speaks in his normal voice, it is noticeably quite different from earlier Strong Bad's; it's much deeper, with a less pronounced accent} PUPPET STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game, I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that! {looks to the left, then front again} Got it with the joystick too! That game's supposed to use paddles! {nods vigorously and makes "uh huh" noises} | 28 Sep 2017
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I KNEW it would work! They told me I was a madman! A laughing stock of both the racing and lumberjack worlds! Vindication is MIIIIINE!!
| 27 Sep 2017
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![]() | tfw (this farout website) invites you to find your lost gumption with a new short YT: https://youtu.be/f4Bq42UdpAU Fun Facts
| 27 Sep 2017
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tfw (thoroughly frozen whales) finally thaw and you realize this idea was a LOT better on paper.
| 26 Sep 2017
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That's Denoob Largo, man! Maker of the Styleron Ecochair and other snooty, overpriced home furnishings! Wearer of ridiculous turtlenecks!
| 26 Sep 2017
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tfw (those fragrant whims) overcome you and you let yourself fall face first into the ball pit
| 25 Sep 2017
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![]() | Lookit this bullcronk! What? I don't post enough of those 'tfw' tweets? Fine! It's all-tfw posts from now on until I get totally sick of it. Fun Facts
| 25 Sep 2017
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Sorry, in my terror I forgot to thank @_AlexHirsch for this new monstrosity (spoiler: it does NOT know the times)
| 24 Sep 2017
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AHHHHH! Video Transcript{A plastic ghost object with a slightly Homestar-like face has been edited onto Homestar Runner's body, standing in The Field.} HOMESTAR RUNNER-LIKE THING: {in Homestar's voice} Oh hello, Strong Bad! {smiles} Eeeeeh! | 24 Sep 2017
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This is EXACTLY what it looks like when you face Homestar head-on and he flaps his underbeak at you! Be glad you only see us from the side!!
| 24 Sep 2017
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![]() | Here's the twittervator pitch for Strong Bad's 'Drop A Train On Em' VR simulator. Who wouldn't wanna wreak havoc in this physics sandbox?
| 23 Sep 2017
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Patience! We're currently cramming a bunker full of device-agnostic cartoons in preparation for the flashpocalypse!
| 23 Sep 2017
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Look at him burninate the hairs right off your-- wait, so do you have popeye calves or popeye forearms?
| 22 Sep 2017
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I dunno. Call your local Telltale representative or bunnym'n today and demand it!
| 22 Sep 2017
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Aw man! That poor French cruller he just stepped on!! WHY!!
| 22 Sep 2017
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Master the subtleties and bubbleteas of Nature's Wave with a new Skills of an Artist!
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![]() | Who forgort to port?
| 18 Sep 2017
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But there was no bigger stretch than her bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel 'Boss Ton, Mass.'
| 16 Sep 2017
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Admittedly more of an At-a-cursory-glance-moji than a proper Squint one.
| 16 Sep 2017
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![]() ![]() | Me dressed up as Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji! (a stretch, I know)
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![]() | Definitely starring this guy
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For what? Bubs on the ticket stub next to dirty laundry? Yep. Sounds like a new Decemberween tradition to me!
| 15 Sep 2017
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Not yet! But I see a VERY intriguing Let's Play in my near future! Who wouldn't wanna watch me speedrun DOTAD?!
| 15 Sep 2017
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Stinkoman takes place one exty later apparently.
| 15 Sep 2017
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![]() | New level of difficulty! Halloween costume Squintmoji! Check out Homesquint dressed as John McEnroji!
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I think this one wins. And forever burns itself into your nightmare pull-list.
| 15 Sep 2017
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Perfect companion to my post-Casino Night Zone playthrough speedrun unboxing reaction review show.
| 14 Sep 2017
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THRILL as he talks Gunhaver through setting up a personal blog on a popular template-based drag and drop hosting solution!
| 14 Sep 2017
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I LOVE it when things come with mainstream success! Best toy accessory ever! Way better than when they come with a 'modicum of success.'
| 14 Sep 2017
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With you on this. Think I'm switchin to Filbert too. #Filbo4Lyfe
| 14 Sep 2017
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This is what I'm talkin about! Little Albert Squintmoji! GO!
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![]() ![]() ![]() | Runfire? Little Albert? Check out all these rejected Commando names I unearthed and then design what they should look like!
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I didn't think the Kitty could be topped for poshness but 'White Bengal Tiger Politely Holding Entire Roll of Toilet Paper' just might!
| 12 Sep 2017
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Hang in there everybody! Escape the chaos for a moment with the Calming Skills of a Soothing Artistfarout. Video Transcript | 11 Sep 2017
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In process!
| 9 Sep 2017
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Classy! But the elevator in that theater burned down the stairs which short circuited all the ladders so it looks like you're gonna have to-
| 9 Sep 2017
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This one tweet's enough for me man! Let's not stop at Steam. Let's go full Grumblecakes with this thing! Steam AND sugar!
| 9 Sep 2017
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![]() | Totally man. And you can have this.
| 9 Sep 2017
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'Sizzlin' Szechuan Steve' totally sounds like a professional Texas hold-em player. Or maybe a lame jazz saxophonist on a cruise ship.
| 8 Sep 2017
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You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?
| 8 Sep 2017
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![]() | No, that braincrap end boss wasn't a Stinkoman level 10 relic. But these guys are! Tooth ooh lips?
| 8 Sep 2017
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Oh sculpt! He looks even shinier & rubbier in his CG model form! Lookit the hand forging and smithing details in that cannonmouth!
| 8 Sep 2017
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3D printed Cannonmouth! 15% infill, no raft, no supports, remember to UNCHECK 'ooh lips.'
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Don't tempt me! I'll make one of them shirts where the design stretches around the whole thing and looks like YOU have a family might/could!
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| 7 Sep 2017
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Which ones you mean? The 'my head and crossbones' one? Or the 'prancey stripey Homestar' one?
| 7 Sep 2017
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![]() | Join Team Kneepads! Fly Air Cardgage! By propular demank! Cardgage-ish shirts in the Homestore! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/se...
| 7 Sep 2017
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Ye snatcheth the GRILL PAN and prepare to qualifry. Oh waiteth. Thy GRILL PAN needeth deglazing. Obvious exits are [P]revious Page and [T]OC
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You turneth to the Last page. An Index layeth nearby. Obvious entries are Flaskmaiden, Flaskmonger, and Grill Pan. Which wouldst thou pick?
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He's regressing! He thinks he should spend all his time mastering Macromedia Fireworks and Director!!
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You are in yon textbook. Ye see a maiden. She needeth more flasks. Obvious exits are [N]ext page and [L]ast page. What wouldst thou deaux?
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Easta Eggs, yo
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With the death of Flash looming, The Cheat is looking for animation work. Here's his old reel of bowling animations. Alert Lord Brunswick! Video TranscriptThe video attached to this Tweet is each of the Easter eggs from Labor Dabor, played in order. | 6 Sep 2017
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![]() | Here's the full sprite sheet for Strong Bad's Dog Doo & Cotton Candy Challenge. I dunno what the gameplay was but lookit that dog doo dash!
| 5 Sep 2017
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"No Loafing"
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This week's Skills of an Artist Game Pak comes equipped with End Boss Feature! Video Transcript
| 4 Sep 2017
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![]() | Squintoman/Stinkomoji sez: HaHaHaha! You are the boatfoot! HaHaHaHafoot!
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Cool. Next time I'll be sure and check Lame Beardo Guy's Guide to What Strong Bad Can and Can't Say. I haven't updated my edition since '11.
| 2 Sep 2017
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Yes. 'Untold' in the sense that on one ever told anyone that it was worth millions.
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🎶Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives. We'll red shell Birdo's Ooh Lips and we'll sail to Yoshi's Isle🎶
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You caught me man. Mainly I was just too lazy to change all that 'text on a line' in illustrator.
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"Yeah, squint up, kid!" Video Transcript{A slightly edited version of The Thnikkaman squintmoji from the previous reply walks across a gray background, with "Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!!" in wavy letters above him. As he turns around and walks the other way, the "Comes" changes to "Goes".} | 1 Sep 2017
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![]() | Yeah shut up, kid?
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![]() | Naw, that'd be more like this:
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Oh dangmangle! The prophecy! My whole life has been leading up to the squintmageddon!
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![]() | I can't stop you guys! My brain is now replacing actual memories with squintmoji!
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The consummate kinda gets lost in translation but otherwise it looks pretty great! Print one out! Use the gold/chocolate hybrid PLA filament
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![]() | Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous squintèd, stripèd pants?
| 30 Aug 2017
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Oh man! The Cheat's video for my Grumblecakes jam is a bonus feature on that thing! I haven't watched that mess in forever!
| 29 Aug 2017
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Mister Senor himself! Squint along with me brothers and sisters! Video Transcript{Cut to a comparison shot similar to the Coach Z comparison in Squintmojis, with Senor Cardgage on the left side, labelled "ORIGINAL", and his squintmoji on the right, labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION". Squintification turns to 10%, 25%, 50%, and 75%, as the image becomes blurrier. A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on.} | 29 Aug 2017
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![]() | Kick that can of water soup, The Homestar Runner!
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Amazing use of negative space to achieve picket fencitude! Majesty is repeatedly biting you in the face!
| 28 Aug 2017
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![]() | Brother Graw Mad! (maybe on rolla skates?)
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Video Transcript{Senor Cardgage is standing in front of the Terrible Herbst image} SENOR CARDGAGE: {spreads his arms} Excessive breeding, Mollytwice. Cumberland down... {gestures to the car wash} to Terrible Herbst. {looks down sadly} Ohh... I'm never gonna top that one... {turns around and walks offscreen} | 28 Aug 2017
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![]() | Squintmojis everybody! Now YOU try it! Let's see who we can barely recognize!
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Totally inaccurate! I haven't worn that belt buckle since, like, 3rd grade! And only 2 underjohns?! Everybody knows I'm septuple U-J rated!
| 26 Aug 2017
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That startup sound isn't just classy, it's CLASSIO!!
| 25 Aug 2017
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Oh dangle! We got ourselves a tattoo war goin'!
| 25 Aug 2017
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(that's the sequel)
| 25 Aug 2017
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Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
| 25 Aug 2017
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Wait! When did he get demoted from Commander to Captain? Secret City politics are brutal man!
| 24 Aug 2017
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Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript
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I dunno if this is real or a penjob, but either way I vehemently support adorning one's flesh with Onion Bubs.
| 24 Aug 2017
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![]() | Hmm. I dunno. Maybe an Old Timey 1936 Homsar? Has there ever been one of those?
| 23 Aug 2017
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This is some cute fan art and all @3Dchatworm, but some WEIRD freakin' stuff starts happening when you touch Homsar. Video Transcript{Cut to fanart of Strong Sad holding Homsar against a dark gray background. With squishing sounds, Strong Sad's head rotates clockwise so that his face is facing up, and his "soft-serve flip" is facing down. Then his face moves back to its normal position (without the rest of his head), as nostrils appear under his mouth, making it appear to be a nose, and his soft-serve flip like a mouth. Strands of hair appear at the top of his head.} STRONG SAD: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAah! {Strong Sad's head goes back to normal.} | 23 Aug 2017
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Now I want The Hurricane to be a reality!! I really dig that you gave her single-nail soolnds too! Her and Sharpdene should form a band!
| 19 Aug 2017
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Yes! I encourage everyone to apply their own personal touch! If your moms'll be more convinced by an herbs n' spices bot, then GOFORIT!
| 19 Aug 2017
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![]() | Maybe you're right. But MY sometimes-tongue is WAY cooler than Homestar's!
| 18 Aug 2017
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I dunno where you got that picture from either @GryphonAMX, but when you get a slice of watermelon like that, there's only one thing to do. Video Transcript{A vaguely Homestar-ish slice of watermelon is shown in a person's hand, with an underbite and two seeds for eyes. It starts to talk in Homestar's voice.} WATERMELON HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Two... seeds... that's all that I needs... I'm a slice of watermelon with only two seeeeeeds... {speaking} Hey, this is great! Somebody could use me to make a tall, cool glass of {switches to very early Homestar voice} a-Melonaaaa— {The screen goes black suddenly, accompanied by mixer noises. A glass of Melonade is then shown dropping onto a table in Marshmallow's Last Stand.} | 18 Aug 2017
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More like pivoting to updated content. But I can go back to the old way if you like. See you in 4 years!
| 18 Aug 2017
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Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together! Video Transcript | 18 Aug 2017
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Thank YOU! Lookit all that squash and stretch! I love it! I wanna pile those noodle arms into a bowl and dump some alfredo sauce on em!
| 17 Aug 2017
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![]() | Dunno why, but I'm gettin a distinctive instant martians vibe from this drawing. Or I guess I should say 'mortions' in this case.
| 17 Aug 2017
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![]() | Hey nice fan art, @kylelabriola-- WAITAMINUTE! Homestar doesn't have a tongue!!
| 16 Aug 2017
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![]() | I made a new Strong Bad Email. That is all.
YT: https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw | 14 Aug 2017
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Hmm, let's see... How bout 'Four-door sedan,' 'over there,' and um... 'Aaron Burr, sir.'
| 11 Aug 2017
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Hot brixx! Look at how posh! This should be, like, a toilet hood ornament! Oh man!! Toilet's totally NEED hood ornaments you guys!
| 11 Aug 2017
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Enjoy all-day Marshalade with the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles-So-Near medicated patch! (thanks for the inspiration @CraftingGeek!) Video Transcript{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background} ANNOUNCER: Running low on sugared excitement? STRONG SAD: {sigh} Bloat... {A box of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch flies in from the left side and knocks Strong Sad out of the screen, as a spiky red shape with the words "ALL-NEW!!" appears in the corner. The music from Meet Marshie begins playing.} ANNOUNCER: Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch! {A white patch with Nibbles on it and "FPm-NsN" at the bottom rises out of the box. The patch flies in front of the camera and onto Strong Sad's arm.} Simply apply, {the screen zooms out to show Strong Sad's body, silhouetted, with pink arrows throughout it, with lots of Nibbles coming out of the patch and going through the arrows, as the patch grows and shrinks} and enjoy a gradual drip of marshalade all day long! STRONG SAD: {relieved sigh} Float! {The patch flies in front of the camera} NIBBLES: That's right! I'm a... mess you up! {Marshie flies in, wearing a hat similar to the Dixieland hats from Fish Eye Lens, and knocks Nibbles out of the screen} MARSHIE: Don't you talk that way to my constituents! {Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.} | 9 Aug 2017
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Big thanks to @forestersct @slackerdook and @Hayden_TF for coming by the stu-jo and recording some lackluster crowd sounds for sbemail207! Video Transcript{Cut to three people holding Casio keyboards with Puppet Strong Bad in the corner} {lackluster crowd sounds} | 8 Aug 2017
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Saw this pic through @DocJohn90 and @FacesPics. This is definitely a Strong (carry-on) Bag. Video Transcript{A photo of the overhead bin on an airplane appears. A red luggage bag in the bin is centered in the frame, while a floral duffel bag is partially visible to the left. The red bag's top compartment is unzipped. After a moment, the bag begins to talk with Strong Bad's voice. The unzipped compartment serves as its mouth, and the buttons holding the handle in place function as eyes.} STRONG BAD: {long pause} Oh yeah! This overhead bin is nice and cozy! {"looks" to the left} Oh, hey there, first-class flower bag! How you doin tonight— {looks down, shocked} —wha— {The shot zooms in on the aisle number below the overhead bin. The photo loses clarity at this magnification, so "38 is overlayed on top in white, flashing text. Black action lines appear around the text.} STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Row 38? {cut back to the overhead bin} I thought I was flyin' first class! Not back here in steerage {looks forward} with the pleb-dregs. {The floral duffel bag shakes twice. The red bag "looks" left} STRONG BAD: Don't you talk to me no more, dress-for-less! | 7 Aug 2017
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Cannonmouth! The new classic! Video Transcript
| 2 Aug 2017
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There's no way Marshie would be that psyched with Nibbles so near. Ooh! New product! Fluffypuff Nibbles-So-Near convenient medicinal patch!
| 1 Aug 2017
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![]() | Found this in the instructions for one of my old handhelds. Apparently this was at the height of calculator cachet. #treatitlikeacalculator Image Transcript
| 31 Jul 2017
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No, but if you punch us in the stomach in the first 10 seconds of Round 1, we both puke!
| 31 Jul 2017
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You guys! Your fan art continues to reach untold levels of make-me-look-awesome!
| 30 Jul 2017
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![]() | Oh I got it, @RipplinBuck. I was just, um, saving it to put in Stinkoman Level 10. Which I believe has been delayed to the ACTUAL year 20X6.
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| 29 Jul 2017
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![]() | I will see your amazing fan art and raise you THIS!
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| 29 Jul 2017
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Don't worry. He's clearly just gasping at an empty pool skimmer in which he was hoping to find his lost retainer.
| 28 Jul 2017
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This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!!
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| 28 Jul 2017
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Don't be afraid. These are just the opening spasms of the prelims of the fits and starts of my death throes!
| 26 Jul 2017
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Shut up, lady!
| 26 Jul 2017
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Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this! Video TranscriptFun Facts
| 26 Jul 2017
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Where do I sign up for this STEAM STEM STOM Makerwhatev Camp?! Arduino? More like Ardui-YES!
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| 25 Jul 2017
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![]() | 'When Flash is truly dead, our lives will be nothing more than one loooong exported PNG sequence.' - Strong Sad Allen Poe Image TranscriptThe Fun Facts
| 25 Jul 2017
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Beefy legs?! Your 12-year-old has crossbred Trogdor with the S is for Sucks Dragon!! He must be stopped! (i dig that flaming peasant tho)
| 24 Jul 2017
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Why? Are you the mythological 'Beehan'?! And you need me to tell you to 'kick it out?!'
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| 24 Jul 2017
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Brother Graw Mad is inconsolable over the loss of MS Paint. Let's all pour a little libation outta our Paint Bucket Tools today. Fun Facts
| 24 Jul 2017
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![]() | Don't forget these guys from the Millionzoic Era! I AM NOT EXEMPT!!
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| 24 Jul 2017
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That's pretty dang accurate, @SmallLindsay! But you forgot the best part of those movies! Listen & Loin!
Video Transcript{A still image of Strong Bad on the phone is shown with the text "Voice of: Strong Bad via unplugged 'ol landline"} STRONG BAD: It's pretty baller. You got yer little girl. Yer grandpa spider. Yer pig time parents. Know what I'm talking about. And every time in the third act, without fail, something gets huge and giant and starts oozing blood and goop all over the place! And at that point in the movie, I always get the Studio a-Ghibli-jibblie-jibblies! Fun Facts
| 23 Jul 2017
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![]() | Just so's everybody knows, my appearance on @cyborgturkey is NOT an official collaborasche! Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!! Fun Facts
| 22 Jul 2017
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Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.' Video Transcript{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face. The icons disappear.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa. This Strong Bad filter for Craze-O Facemake is not very accurate. Strong Bad only sometimes has a dead muskrat on his head! And crawling around his mouth. I'm gonna switch. {Homestar ducks out of frame. The icons appear again, Old-Timey Strong Bad is selected, and Homestar pops back up with Old-Timey Strong Bad's hair and moustache.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Rapscabouts and fountainbleu! I'm old-timey! Um, rations! And... donate tin! Pretty good! {Homestar ducks out of frame again, making a vocal sound effect. The hair and moustache are placed onto the framed picture of Homestar.} Fun Facts
| 20 Jul 2017
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![]() | Sorry @m0mentring, Space Robo-Bubs is no match for... Image Transcript{The Int-Ball floats aboard the International Space Station. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the Int-Ball off the screen, taking its place.} | 18 Jul 2017
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New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'! Video Transcript{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face. The pictures move out of frame.} STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah— {The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye} STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off! {The features move back to normal} STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame} Fun Facts
| 17 Jul 2017
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No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over! Video Transcript
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| 12 Jul 2017
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![]() | It does when I utilize THIS bad girl!
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| 23 May 2017
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![]() | Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked. Image TranscriptDear Strong Bad, Fun Facts
| 23 May 2017
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Video Transcript{A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.} SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'! {The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.} | 21 Mar 2017
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Happy World Puppet Day apparently! Video Transcript{Puppet Strong Bad stands in front of the orange curtain.} PUPPET STRONG BAD: In honor of World Puppet Day, everyone's getting... {Puppet Strong Bad quickly ducks; the scene jump-cuts to the same position as he lifts up his head again, now with a small, beige, limp balloon attached to the bottom of his silver crest.} PUPPET STRONG BAD: {shouting and shaking}...generic oblong puppet noseeees! {The music from the Trogdor-drawing scene in dragon plays. Slide transition to the same curtain scene, with Puppet Marshie replacing Strong Bad. Marshie has a similar red balloon attached to his nose.} PUPPET MARSHIE: I'm even more of an abomination! {Slide transition again, with Puppet Doreauxgard instead. He has a green balloon attached to his nose.} DOREAUXGARD: Nobody knows what I look like anyways! {Another slide transition, back to Puppet Strong Bad.} PUPPET STRONG BAD: Finally, a generic puppet nose to go with my generic grumpy puppet mouth! {shakes quickly} {Slide transition to The Exact Same, who has a pink balloon attached slightly below the area between his eyes.} THE EXACT SAME: Well, despite all of this, I am still The Exact Same! {Slide transition to Puppet The Cheat, who has a purple balloon attached between his eyes; due to the size and placement of the balloon, they are mostly obscured.} PUPPET THE CHEAT: {Loud The Cheat noises} {Slide transition to Puppet Homestar Runner, who is oriented in profile as usual. Only one of his eyes is visible, and he has a blue balloon attached above his top lip. Homestar quickly turns and faces the camera head-on, revealing the other eye diametrically opposite of the first. The music stops.} PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nasal, shouting} This is great! I can really breathe through this thing! {He inhales (making a strange buzzing sound) and exhales alternately, twice.} PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Listen to those nasal passages! This is a new day for {even more nasal} Homestar Runner! {He attempts to clear his throat twice, making a disgusting noise, then turns and confidently walks away stage left.} Fun Facts
| 21 Mar 2017
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Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! #themakeromancer Video Transcript{Starts on a pink background with moving hearts} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Behold! The Makeromancer! {"The Makeromancer" appears in the center— Strong Sad wearing a black heart-embroidered cloak and holding a gray staff with a black heart on top. He is accompanied by a title stating his name, and he shrinks and moves to the right of the frame.} STRONG SAD: {draws his arm back} Oh... Makeromance! {thrusts his arm forward; there is a puff of green smoke, and the word "MAKEROMANCE!" blinks at the top of the screen in pixelated font} {Cut to Marzipan and The Cheat at a table in The Field having tea. The Makeromancer comes in from the bottom of the screen.} STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke} {Cut to Coach Z in the locker room with his pile of towels and laundry. The Makeromancer enters from the left.} STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke} {Cut Strong Bad as Sharpdene and Homestar Runner wearing a hat and trenchcoat in a hilly area at night. The Makeromancer comes down from above.} STRONG SAD: {slightly slower} Makeromance! {puff of green smoke; Homestar appears to pucker his lips} {Cut back to the Makeromancer against the pink heart background. He looks at the camera.} STRONG SAD: Uh, so are my magical powers supposed to be causing romance? Or am I just sort of... demanding it of people? With colored smoke? {Another Makeromancer enters from the left} SECOND STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke, causing the first Makeromancer to vanish} Fun Facts
| 13 Feb 2017
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Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it. Video Transcript{Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void and sings a song.} SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we— {Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.} DEE: {singing slowly} Are we— {Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.} BOTH: —gonna make romance? {Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust} Fun Facts
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