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• Overdescriptive nouns
• The Beatles
• various other artist pages
• Muffins
• McDonald's
• Breakfast
• Nineties
• College
• Apothecary
• Juice Box
• Nondescript nouns
• Sony
• Age confusion

Analysis of Drive Thru Whale Speech Patterns

The Drive Thru Whale speaks in a crackly voice that oftentimes doesn't make any sense.

Quotes

• Would you like to try a combo meal?- an expected question from a fast food restaurant
• Nine seventeen, sever your leg please, sir.- The first part is the price, the second part is very unexpected.
• Sever your leg, please, it's the greatest day.- the last part could be a play on "it's as plain as day".
• It's brown.- merely answering the question concerning the toy
• Pour gravel on your stump, ma'am.- very weird
• Cave your brown.- also nonsensical.
• Relinquish your pipes, please, fellas- the whale is being made fun of
• Slice your fingers thin (implied)- may be a reference to either chicken fingers or french fries, and also the fact that Bubs doesn't have fingers
• Please smile for the Blubbo's satellite camera- nothing wrong, but weird that they have a satellite camera. Also, satellite cameras are usually not for taking pictures.
• In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open- part of it is supposed to refer to what will happen in the event of a fire, but oddly segues into keeping the salad bar open
• Have you fried our population bombs- "fried" is supposed to be "tried", but it is unknown what "population bombs" are.
• Steve drive around to the seventh window- he might mean second, as some fast food restaurants have one window for taking orders and another for picking them up. Also, he says "Steve" instead of "please".
• Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.- It means "dollars". This is a reference to a method of theft deturrence used by some businesses.
• No more games. I'll take your rock and beat you with it.- A bit upset at Strong Bad for some reason. The second sentence is rather strange.
• Please pick up your Le Burger and french fries and leave the tulip on the counter.- Nothing unusual except for leaving a tulip on the counter.
• Please. Stay the way you are.- This is in response to Strong Bad saying "Do I get any change?". The Whale may have misinterpreted the meaning of "change".
• Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!- A terrarium is a place for growing plants. It is surprising that it would be flooded, but strange that it would be in a fast food restaurant.
• Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal.- A slightly awkward way of advertising a taco meal.
• That'll be 2,000 yen.- It doesn't realize that it's not in Japan. Also, that is roughly equivalent to US$20.
• Please enter your password. - Nothing wrong aside from there not being a reason or way to enter a password.
• On a sunny day, don't forget to bring out your power tools.- This is nothing more than a non-sequitur.
• When in Rome, show off what ya got.- A strange play on "When in Rome, do as Romans do", meaning "When in an unfamiliar location, try to act like everyone else".