User:Strong Vader

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	*My contract says that I cannot talk about, drink, or bathe in any other liquid!		*My contract says that I cannot talk about, drink, or bathe in any other liquid!
	===The Cheat===		===The Cheat===
-	*Meh mreh menzreh meh meh-meh!	+	*Meh mreh menzreh, meh meh meh! "Just say, 'Screw all y'all'."
-	*Meh merehmemehmehmeh...mehmemimezrehmeh!	+	*Meh merehmemehmehmeh mehmemimezrehmeh. Meh! "Now get that camera out of my face before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. Meh!
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	===Bubs===		===Bubs===
	*Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!		*Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!

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Revision as of 23:35, 8 July 2009

Go here to play my userpage game, or click here to skip it.

WHAT?! I thought I was the Drive-Thru Whale. Anyways, it's here: http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html

Contents 1 The Top 2 Question 1 3 Question 2 4 Question 3 5 Intro 6 My Life (Stupid Crap You Can Skip) 7 Stuff I Like (In No Particular Order) 7.1 Movies I Like: 7.2 Books I Like: 8 Crap I Hate 9 Message 10 WRONG! 11 WRONG!II 12 WRONG!III 13 WRONG!IV 14 WRONG!V 15 WRONG!VI 16 Try that again? 17 Special 18 sigh... 19 Favo Quotes 19.1 Strong Bad 19.1.1 As Dangeresque 19.2 Homestar Runner 19.3 The Cheat 19.4 Bubs 19.5 Coach Z 19.6 Pom Pom 19.7 Marzipan 19.8 Homsar 19.9 The King of Town

The Top

Halt! Whoever wishes to cross the bridge of death enter my user page must answer me these questions three!

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user uses Windows...

On a Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition Sandwich?!!.

This user contributes using Google Chrome.

This user found the wiki from a Google search on accident.

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

This user lives in Texas.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite character is Strong Bad.

Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.

This user is a member of the On Point Kings

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user wears glasses.

CUST This user likes to create customized user boxes.

This user has killed people's legs for terrible road-trip inside jokes.

This user gives the Horrible Painting the Jibblies.

This user will TELL you what he thinks of the ENGLILSH.

TOO MANY This user has WAY TOO MANY freakin' userboxes.

Question 1

• What is your name?
  • Alternatively, I'm pretty hungry, so if you got anything to eat on you, I'll give you the TrogHelmet(TM) let you go on the next question.
    • What wouldst thou deau?

1.Dennis

2.Give meatball sub

3.Tell name

4.Get ye flask

Question 2

• What is your quest?
  • I'm pretty thirsty. I'll be's your best friend give you the TrogShield(TM) let you on to question 3.
    • All obvious exits are blocked by some guy with a nunchuck gun. And cool, cool shades.
      • What wouldst thou deau?

1.I search for the HOLY GRAIL

2.Dennis

3.Give soda

4.Nunchuck gun guy

5.I seek to kill TROGDOR

6.Make friends with Kerrek

7.Get ye flask

Question 3

• What is your favorite color?
  • OR: What is the flight speed of a fully laden swallow?
    • OR: I am here, today, stealing your presents. Sorry, kids, today is not your lucky day.
      • OR: My back's killing me. If you've got something for it, I could give you the TrogSword let you see the userpage.
        • What wouldst thou do?

1.Give pills

2.Dennis

3.Blue

4.Blue...I mean YELLOW!

5.Red

6.Give Kerrek a COLD ONE

7.Green

8.What do you mean? African or European?

9.Purple

10.Get ye flask

11.Other color

Intro

Greetings! I am Strong Vader! Guys, line up to my left for high-fives! Girls, line up to my right for make-outs! ... [Crickets chirping]... Like I said, I'm Strong Vader, Star Wars Fan (Nerd), Violinist & Pianist Extraordinaire, Chess Master, and um... just look at the user boxes, will you? I think I have...a...food in the oven that I need to take care of.

Um...Anybody want to play my userpage game again?

My Life (Stupid Crap You Can Skip)

• Born in South Korea 4/21/1994
• Moved to USA (St. Louis, MO) in '96
• Moved to Ft. Worth, TX in '98
• Played Violin & Piano since '00
• Found homestarrunner.com in '03, fanatic status confirmed in '06
• Found HRWiki in '06 (coincidence?)

Stuff I Like (In No Particular Order)

• Homestarrunner.com
• Homestar Runner Wiki
• Dilbert
• Peanuts (the comic strip, not the legume)
• Calvin and Hobbes
• FoxTrot
• Chess
• Violin, Piano
• Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series
• Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With Strings Postal Tape
• Reading
• Subways' Chicken Teriyaki Sandwiches (Five Dollar Footlong, Where Art Thou?)
• Dilbert TV Series
• MythBusters
• Classical Music
• Chad Vader
• YouTube channel nigahiga
• Favorite Sbemail: virus

Movies I Like:

• ANYTHING by Mel Brooks (especially Spaceballs and Robin Hood: Men in Tights
• Good Burger
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• Dangeresque I: Dangeresque, Too?
• Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque I
• Dangeresque III: The Criminal Projective
• Star Wars IV-VI (Prequel Trilogy, not so much)
• Austin Powers films

Books I Like:

• Anything by Tom Clancy (Especially The Hunt for Red October)
• Stuff by Harry Turtledove
• Lemony Snicket books
• Etc.

Crap I Hate

• Rap (especially played at full volume in a car with the windows down, and when the car I'm in is nearly out of gas, forcing us to keep the windows open)
• Induhviduals
• People pointing out the obvious
• When people claim that castling or En Passant are cheating
• When people ask me if I'm Chinese, Japanese, Javanese, Vietnamese, or whatever crap they're thinking
• Excessively negative people

Message

If you wish to continue reading relatively interesting stuff, and not contextless game stuff, put two quarters into your machine and press here

WRONG!

What do you think you are, some kind of Thy Dungeonman? Well...I don't know what game this is, either, but that isn't it! Nor any of the sequels, either! Back to the beginning!

WRONG!II

It didn't work the last time! Back to the beginning!

WRONG!III

The nunchuck gun wrestle man beats you up, whipping you and beating you, until you sing campfire songs in the voice of a little girl. Back to the beginning!

WRONG!IV

That didn't work for STRONG BAD and it won't work for you! Back to the beginning!

WRONG!V

IT DOESN'T...Dennis kills you. You dead. Your head a splode. Back to the beginning!

WRONG!VI

Ye can't get ye flask. Want to try getting ye precious flask again?

Try that again?

Ye tug ye flask from the wall and the wiki falls on your head! Musta been a load-bearing flask. Back to the beginning! MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha-HA!

Special

I don't know that...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

sigh...

OK, Mr., Ms., Mrs., or Fraulein Clever Dan.

Favo Quotes

Strong Bad

• Well, [poking Pom Pom with a pin on fire] had to be done in the name of science. Or more accurately, because some stupid kid e-mailed me and told me to. I hope you're happy, Kevin!
• I'LL GET YOU, KEVIN GRUMBLES!
• The Cheat! I told you to remove the Phtoom! All we needed was the Bang!
• You set me up! You set me up! The Cheat! Tell him he set you up!
• I keep telling you, Firebert's not a good commando name.
• I'm not doing an e-mail song this week! Oh, wait-
• Well, if it isn't the big yellow blob and Pom Pom!
• A multipart one:
  • STRONG BAD: I have been told that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is that true?
  • HOMESTAR: Lah dee da da dee da da lah da da dee!
  • STRONG BAD: I guess that answers my question.
• Luke Homestar, I am your father! (Not a real quote, but don't you wish it was?)

As Dangeresque

• Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

Homestar Runner

• Meh! I'm the Cheat!
• Homestarrunner dot net! It's dot com!
• Put that freakin' sandwich down!
• Hey guys, is this that Super Giants video?
• I'm here every week. It's just that usually, I'm behind the black. In fact, I think I might even live here.
• My contract says that I cannot talk about, drink, or bathe in any other liquid!

The Cheat

• Meh mreh menzreh, meh meh meh! "Just say, 'Screw all y'all'."
• Meh merehmemehmehmeh mehmemimezrehmeh. Meh! "Now get that camera out of my face before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. Meh!

Bubs

• Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!
• Let's see here...Bail Bondsman...Paranormal Investigator...Normal Investigator...Ah, here we are! Dr. Bubs!
• Don't you talk to me!
• My mouth was a broken JPEG! I had no choice!

Coach Z

• JAEAERORB!
• Way-o! Way-o!
• Jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly!

Pom Pom

• Bubble bubble blorble bubble

Marzipan

• Hey guys, Homestar Jr.'s starting to talk now. He just said, "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"

Homsar

• You just shanked my jengajam!
• A multipart one:
  • HORRIBLE PAINTING: Come on in here?
  • HOMSAR: I'm a touchy-feely-holic!
  • HORRIBLE PAINTING: Jibblie jibblie jibblie!

The King of Town

The King of Town has never said anything funny.