User:Strong Vader

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Halt! Whoever wishes to cross the bridge of death enter my user page must answer me these questions three!
Halt!


HRWiki:Userboxes
This user uses Windows...
This user contributes using Google Chrome.
This user found the wiki from a Google search on accident.
TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.
RIGHT This user is right handed
TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.
This user lives in Texas.
This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.
This user's favorite character is Strong Bad.
Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.
This user is a member of the On Point Kings
This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.
This user wears glasses.
CUST This user likes to create customized user boxes.
This user has killed people's legs for terrible road-trip inside jokes.
This user gives the Horrible Painting the Jibblies.
This user will TELL you what he thinks of the ENGLILSH.
TOO MANY This user has WAY TOO MANY freakin' userboxes.

Question 1

  • What is your name?
    • Alternatively, I'm pretty hungry, so if you got anything to eat on you, I'll give you the TrogHelmet(TM) let you go on the next question.
      • What wouldst thou deau?
What wouldst thou deau?

1.Dennis

2.Give meatball sub

3.Tell name

4.Get ye flask

Question 2

  • What is your quest?
    • I'm pretty thirsty. I'll be's your best friend give you the TrogShield(TM) let you on to question 3.

1.I search for the HOLY GRAIL

2.Dennis

3.Give soda

4.Nunchuck gun guy

5.I seek to kill TROGDOR

6.Make friends with Kerrek

7.Get ye flask

Question 3

  • What is your favorite color?
    • OR: What is the flight speed of a fully laden swallow?
      • OR: I am here, today, stealing your presents. Sorry, kids, today is not your lucky day.
        • OR: My back's killing me. If you've got something for it, I could give you the TrogSword let you see the userpage.
          • What wouldst thou do?

1.Give pills

2.Dennis

3.Blue

4.Blue...I mean YELLOW!

5.Red

6.Give Kerrek a COLD ONE

7.Green

8.What do you mean? African or European?

9.Purple

10.Get ye flask

11.Other color

Intro

Greetings! I am Strong Vader! Guys, line up to my left for high-fives! Girls, line up to my right for make-outs! ... [Crickets chirping]... Like I said, I'm Strong Vader, Star Wars Fan (Nerd), Violinist & Pianist Extraordinaire, Chess Master, and um... just look at the user boxes, will you? I think I have...a...food in the oven that I need to take care of.

Um...Anybody want to play my userpage game again?

Swirly Photoshop Magic!

My Life (Stupid Crap You Can Skip)

  • Born in South Korea 4/21/1994
  • Moved to USA (St. Louis, MO) in '96
  • Moved to Ft. Worth, TX in '98
  • Played Violin & Piano since '00
  • Found homestarrunner.com in '03, fanatic status confirmed in '06
  • Found HRWiki in '06

Stuff I Like (In No Particular Order)

  • Homestarrunner.com
  • Homestar Runner Wiki
  • Dilbert
  • Peanuts (the comic strip, not the legume)
  • Calvin and Hobbes
  • FoxTrot
  • Chess
  • Violin, Piano
  • Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series
  • Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With Strings Postal Tape
  • Reading
  • Subways' Chicken Teriyaki Sandwiches (Five Dollar Footlong, Where Art Thou?)
  • Dilbert TV Series
  • MythBusters
  • Classical Music
  • Chad Vader
  • YouTube channel nigahiga
  • Favorite Sbemail: virus

Movies I Like:

  • ANYTHING by Mel Brooks (especially Spaceballs and Robin Hood: Men in Tights
  • Good Burger
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Dangeresque I: Dangeresque, Too?
  • Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque I
  • Dangeresque III: The Criminal Projective
  • Star Wars IV-VI (Prequel Trilogy, not so much)
  • Austin Powers films

Books I Like:

  • Anything by Tom Clancy (Especially The Hunt for Red October)
  • Stuff by Harry Turtledove
  • Lemony Snicket books
  • Etc.

Crap I Hate

  • Rap (especially played at full volume in a car with the windows down, and when the car I'm in is nearly out of gas, forcing us to keep the windows open)
  • Induhviduals
  • People pointing out the obvious
  • When people claim that castling or En Passant are cheating
  • When people ask me if I'm Chinese, Japanese, Javanese, Vietnamese, or whatever crap they're thinking
  • Excessively negative people

WRONG!

What do you think you are, some kind of Thy Dungeonman? Well...I don't know what game this is, either, but that isn't it! Nor any of the sequels, either! Back to the beginning!

WRONG!II

It didn't work the last time! Back to the beginning!

WRONG!III

The nunchuck gun wrestle man beats you up, whipping you and beating you, until you sing campfire songs in the voice of a little girl. Back to the beginning!

WRONG!IV

That didn't work for STRONG BAD and it won't work for you! Back to the beginning!

WRONG!V

IT DOESN'T...Dennis kills you. You dead. Your head a splode. Back to the beginning!

WRONG!VI

Ye can't get ye flask. Want to try getting ye precious flask again?

Try that again?

Ye tug ye flask from the wall and the wiki falls on your head! Musta been a load-bearing flask. Back to the beginning!

Special

I don't know that...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

sigh...

OK, Mr., Ms., Mrs., or Fraulein Clever Dan.

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