User:The New Uzi-Bazooka

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NOTICE: THIS PAGE IS ABOUT THE REALLY COOL USER: THE NEW UZI-BAZOOKA. FOR THE DANGERESQUE 3 CHARACTER, SEE Uzi Bazooka

DANGERESQUE, THESE USERBOXES ARE OUTTA LINE!

This user uses Windows.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user found the wiki from a Google search.

This user is also on Telltale Forums, but under a different username..

EM This user has an Email address.

FRM This user also contributes to the Wiki Forum.

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

This user is an American.

This user reads Ron Planet.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite character is Dangeresque.

This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.

This user plays SBCG4AP on a PC.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

This user's favorite toon is Pistols for Pandas.

This user is a member of The Municipality.

This user could use a dollar, he could use a couple bucks.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is Hazardous to your Health.

This user doesn't really even care about you.

This user certainly didn't screw up The Wheelchair's Jumble Caper. I think I even saw his/her name in the paper!

This user is imagining why on Earth he can't get ye flask!

This user is a member of the Strong Badia Emperialist Awesomnessist Party.

This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user owns the 2010 Calendar.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user is active on Strong Badia the Free. The next generation in H*R forums.

This user has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper.

This user supports Pistols for Pandas.

This user is a member of the Concessionstan Neutralist Commonwealthist Black Marketist Party.

This user already did some writin' today.

This user sees the goat as half-dead.

This user has a secret handshake.

This user has Windows 7, and it's about as useful as...

This user is drinking a tall, cool glass of Piemonade.

THIS USER IS OUTTA LINE!

TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

This is Dangeresque.

And this is The New Uzi-Bazooka. Any questions?

Greetings, whatever weirdos are concerned about The Poopsmith! I am called Uzi-Bazooka on the forums, and "The New Uzi-Bazooka" here, because apparently I'm not allowed to have the same name as one of the characters. Welcome to my long-put-off userpage.

That Guy is Dangeresque...I mean, Uzi-Bazooka

Hello. I am Uzi-Bazooka, otherwise known as [REAL NAME DELETED!!] I live at [DELETED!!], and my best friends are [DELETED!!], [BA CHEETED!!], and [WHAT IS THAT FREAKING WORD?!] I often go for walks at the [DELETED!!], when I'm not spending time at [DELETED!!] or [DELETED!!] I am [DELETED!!] years old.

On the wiki, I do what I believe should be called something like "bulk work." Since I don't know a lot of the weird code on this wiki, I type long blocks of text (on the 2010 Calendar page, I typed about 5 months at a time) and let other people add the fancy links and such.

I really like Dangeresque, as you've probably guessed by my name, section titles, and several of my userboxes. Thus, it should not surprise you that my favorite SBCG4AP episode is Dangeresque 3, or that my favorite character is Dangeresque, or that my favorite toon is...Pistols for Pandas?!? Yes, it's true. I think it's about time those stupid charities got their long awaited mockery!

I have made three custom userboxes for myself (the next-to last three, "Piemonade", "Windows 7", and "Outta Line"), and severals more for Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest, found on Strong Badia the Free (see below.) I'm not gonna show you those, but I will tell you that every winner gets their own special userbox, so no two are the same. So far, user: Espemon333, user: Strong Vader, and user: The Wheelchair have one.

I spend a lot of time on Strong Badia the Free (the forum, not the game), where, as I said, I am known as "Uzi-Bazooka" without "The New." When I'm there, I especially enjoy working on The SBEmail Game, a game where you have to answer E-mails just like Strong Bad. ([1])

My SBEmail Game, cheesy religions, was called the "BEST. FANFICTION. EVER," by user: DELETED!, who also said, "If that was an actual Sbemail, it'd be one of my favorites." user: Strong Vader, who is working on a comic strip edition at this point, said, "That one was one of the best SBEmail game email I've read. I don't pay you enough. I mean at all." (Yes, I am rubbing it in. Thank you for asking.) It can be found here: [2]

He's got some Chinese stars, I mean, Contributions!

• I started, finished, and wrote most of the text of 2010 Calendar.
• I did most of Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
• I also wrote "The Cooldratic Formula" section of Bogus Mathematical Theorems. (Later I worked on several more sections)
• I, not surprisingly, helped on Uzi Bazooka, which later became a featured article. Hoo-ray!
• I created Devil and Angel Strong Bad and wrote it all on my lonesome own-some.
• I did a lot of stuff on Ron Planet, including counting the number of strips for a while.
• Doom.
• Odd Marriages (Surprised it wasn't made before now.)
• Ruby Powered Rocket needed cleanup
• And who could forget my work on Frank Bennedetto? Well, I did. I worked on it a while ago, and didn't put it here 'til now.
• I've done quite a bit on Poker Night at the Inventory and its related pages.
• Added the awesome image from Food-Related Love using my skills of split-second "print screen" action!
• I've also done some little editing work on various other pages, most of which I don't really remember.

Stick it to the Man! I mean, "Statistics!"

Current Mood: pensive

Currently Playing: The Wii version of Spy Fox, but just until I get my copy of the latest Mario game.

Currently Getting: the latest Mario game. Weren't you listening?

Currently Enjoying: Spring Break!

Currently Mocking: people who think that Europa, a moon of Jupiter, is the same as Europe, a central continent.

Favorite Toon: Pistols for Pandas

Favorite Sbemail: montage

Favorite Non-SBCG4AP H*R Game: Behind the Dangerdesque

Favorite SBCG4AP Episode: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Favorite Movie: Duck Soup

Favorite Football Team: The Denver Broncos

Cool, cool glasses! I mean, quotes. Cool, cool quotes.

Strong Bad:

• What? No, I did not just get beat by a stupid snake! Unless it's one of those two-headed freakshow jobbies. Then, it's an honor.
• Well, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom!
• I don't know that I want to beat the snot out of Homestar. I mean, have you ever listened to that guy? He's obviously got a LOT of gunk up there.
• Strong Sad keeps the sink clean enough to eat out of. Which I often make him do!
• You don't hear too much about evil princesses, do you? It's all evil queens, wicked stepmothers, and hot witches, mostly.

Homestar:

• Does "despair" have one G or two?
• I'm...pregnant!
• Multipart one:

 STRONG BAD: What's that misshapen stick doing there?
 HOMESTAR: She organized the protest rally!
 STRONG BAD: No, not Marzipan!

• Multipart one:

   STRONG BAD: Homestar, you've been here for hours. Seen any secret levers or anything? 
   HOMESTAR: Naw, man. It's been pretty chill. Oh, wait. There WAS this old hooded guy who 
   came in talking about some "ancient Bloodstone" that 
   was the only way to light up the secret weak spots all over Trogdor's body. I told him 
   we didn't need that old thing. 
   STRONG BAD: Fantastic. When somebody offers you an ancient dragon-killing relic, you TAKE IT.

Dangeresque:

• Uzi-Bazooka, now that you're dead, maybe you'll be melted down and turned into an actual Uzi-Bazooka! We can only hope...
• You killed my father. Prepare to...have a bullet from my nunchuck gun pierce your flesh causing massive internal bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
• Hello? Commissioner? Do WHAT to a rabbit? You got the wrong number pal; I'm not in that business anymore.

Strong Sad:

• Archaeologists have been studying them for years, and we only know two things for sure: they're weird! And they talk funny!
• I can already feel a rumble in my tumble!
• Multipart one:

 STRONG SAD: Did you get a virus?
 STRONG BAD: No!
 STRONG SAD: Did you get four hundred THOUSAND viruses?

Coach Z:

• You say tomater, I zader matermorts.
• Ah, and here's Strong Bad's annual not-even-remotely-fall-related float.

Sounds E-mailesque!

Why, yes it does! Sounds E-mailesque is my awesome fanstuff. Dangeresque fights the law, he fights the crime, but can he fight hordes of fans? Seriously, it's just a Dangeresque E-mail show. Sadly, it was killed dead by vicious arguing between two Admins which I can't even begin to understand. It had a bright future; I had just written in a new computer after the old one was destroyed in a manner similar to virus, and they killed that for some pretentious silly fighting I don't even understand! WHY? WHY, CRUEL WORLD, WHY?! Umm...what was I talking about? Oh, yes. Click here to see the awesome archives: http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Sounds_E-mailesque!

He fights the law, and he has a bottom ten, but not as much