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This user is a member of the Concessionstan Neutralist Commonwealthist Black Marketist Party.


Man, this user is going to have a hard time keeping up with his stupid too-many-userboxes.

Greetings, whatever weirdos are concerned about The Poopsmith! I am called Uzi-Bazooka on the forums, and "The New Uzi-Bazooka" here, because apparently I'm not allowed to have the same name as one of the characters. Welcome to my long-put-off userpage.


That Guy is Dangeresque...I mean, Uzi-Bazooka

Hello. I am Uzi-Bazooka, otherwise known as [REAL NAME DELETED!!] I live at [DELETED!!], and my best friends are [DELETED!!], [BA CHEETED!!], and [WHAT IS THAT FREAKING WORD?!] I often go for walks at the [DELETED!!], when I'm not spending time at [DELETED!!] or [DELETED!!] I am [DELETED!!] years old.

On the wiki, I do what I believe should be called something like "bulk work." Since I don't know a lot of the weird code on this wiki, I type long blocks of text (on the 2010 Calendar page, I typed about 5 months at a time) and let other people add the fancy links and such.

I spend a lot of time on Strong Badia the Free (the forum, not the game), where, as I said, I am known as "Uzi-Bazooka" without "The New." When I'm there, I especially enjoy working on The SBEmail Game, a game where you have to answer E-mails just like Strong Bad. (

He's got some Chinese stars, I mean, Contributions!

I started, finished, and wrote most of the text of 2010 Calendar. I did most of Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon! I also wrote "The Cooldratic Formula" section of Bogus Mathematical Theorems. I've also done some little editing work on various other pages, most of which I don't really remember. To be honest, I use the wiki more than I give to the wiki.

Stick it to the Man! I mean, "Statistics!"

Current Mood: Grumblemumblegrumble. Currently Playing: Age of Empires III Currently Getting: Ye Flask Currently Enjoying: A tall, cool glass of Lemonade Currently Mocking: My brother, [NAME DELETED!!] Favorite Toon: Pistols for Pandas Favorite Sbemail: A tie between shapeshifter and hiding. Favorite Non-SBCG4AP H*R Game: Behind the Dangerdesque Favorite SBCG4AP Episode: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Favorite Movie: Duck Soup Favorite Football Team: The Denver Broncos

Cool, cool glasses! I mean, quotes. Cool, cool quotes.

Strong Bad:

  • What? No, I did not just get beat by a stupid snake! Unless it's one of those two-headed freakshow jobbies. Then, it's an honor.
  • Well, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom!
  • You killed my father. Prepare to...have a bullet from my nunchuck gun peirce your flesh causing massive internal bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
  • I don't know that I want to beat the snot out of Homestar. I mean, have you ever listened to that guy? He's obviously got a LOT of gunk up there.


  • Multipart one:
 STRONG BAD: What's that misshapen stick doing there?
 HOMESTAR: She organized the protest rally!
 STRONG BAD: No, not Marzipan!
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