User:The New Uzi-Bazooka

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NOTICE: THIS PAGE IS ABOUT THE REALLY COOL USER: THE NEW UZI-BAZOOKA. FOR THE DANGERESQUE 3 CHARACTER, SEE Uzi Bazooka

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This user uses Windows.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user found the wiki from a Google search.

This user is also on Telltale Forums, but under a different username..

EM This user has an Email address.

FRM This user also contributes to the Wiki Forum.

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

This user is an American.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite character is Dangeresque.

This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.

This user plays SBCG4AP on a PC.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

This user's favorite toon is Pistols for Pandas.

This user is a member of The Municipality.

This user could use a dollar, he/she could use a couple bucks.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is Hazardous to your Health.

This user doesn't really even care about you.

This user is imagining why on Earth he can't get ye flask! This user is a member of the Concessionstan Neutralist Commonwealthist Black Marketist Party.

This user is a member of the Strong Badia Emperialist Awesomnessist Party.

This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user owns the 2010 Calendar.

TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

Man, this user is going to have a hard time keeping up with his stupid too-many-userboxes.

Greetings, whatever weirdos are concerned about The Poopsmith! I am called Uzi-Bazooka on the forums, and "The New Uzi-Bazooka" here, because apparently I'm not allowed to have the same name as one of the characters. Welcome to my long-put-off userpage.

Contents 1 That Guy is Dangeresque...I mean, Uzi-Bazooka 2 He's got some Chinese stars, I mean, Contributions! 3 Stick it to the Man! I mean, "Statistics!" 4 Cool, cool glasses! I mean, quotes. Cool, cool quotes.

That Guy is Dangeresque...I mean, Uzi-Bazooka

Hello. I am Uzi-Bazooka, otherwise known as [REAL NAME DELETED!!] I live at [DELETED!!], and my best friends are [DELETED!!], [BA CHEETED!!], and [WHAT IS THAT FREAKING WORD?!] I often go for walks at the [DELETED!!], when I'm not spending time at [DELETED!!] or [DELETED!!] I am [DELETED!!] years old.

On the wiki, I do what I believe should be called something like "bulk work." Since I don't know a lot of the weird code on this wiki, I type long blocks of text (on the 2010 Calendar page, I typed about 5 months at a time) and let other people add the fancy links and such.

I spend a lot of time on Strong Badia the Free (the forum, not the game), where, as I said, I am known as "Uzi-Bazooka" without "The New." When I'm there, I especially enjoy working on The SBEmail Game, a game where you have to answer E-mails just like Strong Bad. (http://strongbadiathefree.forumotion.com/actual-games-f17/the-sbemail-game-t2-15.htm)

He's got some Chinese stars, I mean, Contributions!

I started, finished, and wrote most of the text of 2010 Calendar. I did most of Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon! I also wrote "The Cooldratic Formula" section of Bogus Mathematical Theorems. I've also done some little editing work on various other pages, most of which I don't really remember. To be honest, I use the wiki more than I give to the wiki.

Stick it to the Man! I mean, "Statistics!"

Current Mood: Grumblemumblegrumble. Currently Playing: Age of Empires III Currently Getting: Ye Flask Currently Enjoying: A tall, cool glass of Lemonade Currently Mocking: My brother, [NAME DELETED!!] Favorite Toon: Pistols for Pandas Favorite Sbemail: A tie between shapeshifter and hiding. Favorite Non-SBCG4AP H*R Game: Behind the Dangerdesque Favorite SBCG4AP Episode: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Favorite Movie: Duck Soup Favorite Football Team: The Denver Broncos

Cool, cool glasses! I mean, quotes. Cool, cool quotes.

Strong Bad:

• What? No, I did not just get beat by a stupid snake! Unless it's one of those two-headed freakshow jobbies. Then, it's an honor.
• Well, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom!
• You killed my father. Prepare to...have a bullet from my nunchuck gun peirce your flesh causing massive internal bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
• I don't know that I want to beat the snot out of Homestar. I mean, have you ever listened to that guy? He's obviously got a LOT of gunk up there.

Homestar:

• Multipart one:

 STRONG BAD: What's that misshapen stick doing there?
 HOMESTAR: She organized the protest rally!
 STRONG BAD: No, not Marzipan!