User:The New Uzi-Bazooka

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NOTICE: THIS PAGE IS ABOUT THE REALLY COOL USER: THE NEW UZI-BAZOOKA. FOR THE DANGERESQUE 3 CHARACTER, SEE Uzi Bazooka

DANGERESQUE, THESE USERBOXES ARE OUTTA LINE!
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This is Dangeresque.
And this is The New Uzi-Bazooka. Any questions?

Greetings, whatever weirdos are concerned about The Poopsmith! I am called Uzi-Bazooka on the forums, and "The New Uzi-Bazooka" here, because apparently I'm not allowed to have the same name as one of the characters. Welcome to my long-put-off userpage.

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That Guy is Dangeresque...I mean, Uzi-Bazooka

Hello. I am Uzi-Bazooka, otherwise known as [REAL NAME DELETED!!] I live at [DELETED!!], and my best friends are [DELETED!!], [BA CHEETED!!], and [WHAT IS THAT FREAKING WORD?!] I often go for walks at the [DELETED!!], when I'm not spending time at [DELETED!!] or [DELETED!!] I am [DELETED!!] years old.

On the wiki, I do what I believe should be called something like "bulk work." Since I don't know a lot of the weird code on this wiki, I type long blocks of text (on the 2010 Calendar page, I typed about 5 months at a time) and let other people add the fancy links and such.

I really like Dangeresque, as you've probably guessed by my name, section titles, and several of my userboxes. Thus, it should not surprise you that my favorite SBCG4AP episode is Dangeresque 3, or that my favorite character is Dangeresque, or that my favorite toon is...Pistols for Pandas?!? Yes, it's true. I think it's about time those stupid charities got their long awaited mockery!

I have made three custom userboxes for myself (the next-to last three, "Piemonade", "Windows 7", and "Outta Line"), and severals more for Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest, found on Strong Badia the Free (see below.) I'm not gonna show you those, but I will tell you that every winner gets their own special userbox, so no two are the same. So far, user: Espemon333, user: Strong Vader, and user: The Wheelchair have one.

I spend a lot of time on Strong Badia the Free (the forum, not the game), where, as I said, I am known as "Uzi-Bazooka" without "The New." When I'm there, I especially enjoy working on The SBEmail Game, a game where you have to answer E-mails just like Strong Bad. ([1])

My SBEmail Game, cheesy religions, was called the "BEST. FANFICTION. EVER," by user: DELETED!, who also said, "If that was an actual Sbemail, it'd be one of my favorites." user: Strong Vader, who is working on a comic strip edition at this point, said, "That one was one of the best SBEmail game email I've read. I don't pay you enough. I mean at all." (Yes, I am rubbing it in. Thank you for asking.) It can be found here: [2]

He's got some Chinese stars, I mean, Contributions!

I started, finished, and wrote most of the text of 2010 Calendar. I did most of Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon I also wrote "The Cooldratic Formula" section of Bogus Mathematical Theorems. I've also done some little editing work on various other pages, most of which I don't really remember. To be honest, I use the wiki more than I give to the wiki.

Stick it to the Man! I mean, "Statistics!"

Current Mood: Meh.

Currently Playing: Situation: Comedy

Currently Getting: Kicked in the face

Currently Enjoying: Some Jazz Music.

Currently Mocking: The Storm of '28.

Favorite Toon: Pistols for Pandas

Favorite Sbemail: A tie between shapeshifter and hiding.

Favorite Non-SBCG4AP H*R Game: Behind the Dangerdesque

Favorite SBCG4AP Episode: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Favorite Movie: Duck Soup

Favorite Football Team: The Denver Broncos

Cool, cool glasses! I mean, quotes. Cool, cool quotes.

Strong Bad:

  • What? No, I did not just get beat by a stupid snake! Unless it's one of those two-headed freakshow jobbies. Then, it's an honor.
  • Well, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom!
  • I don't know that I want to beat the snot out of Homestar. I mean, have you ever listened to that guy? He's obviously got a LOT of gunk up there.
  • Strong Sad keeps the sink clean enough to eat out of. Which I often make him do!

Homestar:

  • Does "despair" have one G or two?
  • Multipart one:
 STRONG BAD: What's that misshapen stick doing there?
 HOMESTAR: She organized the protest rally!
 STRONG BAD: No, not Marzipan!

Dangeresque:

  • Uzi-Bazooka, now that you're dead, maybe you'll be melted down and turned into an actual Uzi-Bazooka! We can only hope...
  • You killed my father. Prepare to...have a bullet from my nunchuck gun peirce your flesh causing massive internal bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!

Strong Sad:

  • Archaeologists have been studying them for years, and we only know two things for sure: they're weird! And they talk funny!
  • I can already feel a rumble in my tumble!
  • Multipart one:
 STRONG SAD: Did you get a virus?
 STRONG BAD: No!
 STRONG SAD: Did you get four hundred THOUSAND viruses?

Sounds E-mailesque!

Why, yes it does! Sounds E-mailesque is my awesome fanstuff. Dangeresque fights the law, he fights the crime, but can he fight hordes of fans? Seriously, it's just a Dangeresque E-mail show. Still, it's rapidly running out of new E-mails. So send some in! SEND SOME! Before I start busting some heads! Click here to see the awesome-osity: http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Sounds_E-mailesque!

He fights the law, and he has a bottom ten, but not as much

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