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<center>''This article is a parody of [[Wikipedia:WP:BJAODN|WP:BJAODN]]. May it rest in peace.''</center>
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Hi, I'm The thing. I'm a user here at HRWiki. You may have gathered that by the fact that I have a userpage. That's something that only users tend to have. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that ''only'' users have userpages. The admins here are weirdly strict so I doubt they'd let an IP have a userpage. Maybe I'll try that! Nah, never mind. People don't really have a sense of humor around here anymore. Or is it I with a bad sense of humor? The world may never know. Just like the amount of licks necessary to get to the center of a tootsie-pop. Mr. Owl claims it's 3 but I think it's pretty clear that there was a bite involved in his experimenting. I usually bite lollipops too. I'm just impatient I guess. Who licks them though really? The only way I've ever seen a lollipop get eaten was by someone keeping it in their mouth. No one eats it like an ice cream cone... Speaking of ice cream, I can't decide if I like chocolate or mint ice cream more. Ideally I'd just eat them together I guess. I wish they sold mint ice cream without the chocolate chips. I like chocolate chips and all, but sometimes I just don't want anything solid in my ice cream. Anyone still reading this? Where was I? Oh yeah, I'm a user here.
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For the last few years, many changes have been made to the wiki on [[Wikipedia:April Fools' Day|April Fools' Day]]. This page hopes to document the changes throughout the years. For 2006, there's the obvious WikkiTikkiTavi styling and the redesigned Main Page, on 2007 CAPTCHA for everybody (sysops included) and the fake message saying the wiki had been shut down, for 2008 the jumbled text on all the pages, for 2009 the Homestar Runner-related ads, for 2010 the renaming of the wiki and the automatic changing of users' signatures to a Homestar Runner character's nickname, for 2011 and 2012 and since 2014 the animated logo, and for 2013 the random link redirection. But what about the rest of the hi-larious pranks that happened? This page hopes to document them as well.
 
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==April Fools' 2006==
 
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===Main===
 
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*[[Main Page]] changed to <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:April_Fools%27_2006_Main_Page&useskin=tavistyle WikkiTikkiTavi Main Page]</span>.
 
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*Monobook skin changed to tavistyle. As a ''side effect'' of the changes that were made, the other skins in the list stopped functioning correctly.
 
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*[[HRWiki:Main_Page_Talk_Archive_11#WikkiTikkiTavi|Mass public outcry]]
 
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*[[HRWiki:A History]] <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:A_History&oldid=299099#Back_to_WikkiTikkiTavi modified]</span> to reflect the downgrade
 
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*There was sufficient demand ''after'' April 1 that the TaviStyle skin was made a permanent choice in the user [[Special:Preferences|preferences]].
 
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====Related====
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*[[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] put up a fake "You have new messages" banner on the main page. All of the tab titles were changed. Users who wished to complain were directed to [[Special:Mytalk|their own talk page]]. The sidebar and some of the other messages were also modified.
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:*Article &rarr; unimportant location
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:*Talk &rarr; ramble on
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:*Edit &rarr; drastically alter
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:*History &rarr; find evidence
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:*Move &rarr; be [[HRWiki:A History#Willy on Wheels|willy on wheels]]
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:*Watch &rarr; stalk
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:*Unwatch &rarr; stop stalking
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:*Delete &rarr; abuse powers
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:*Unprotect &rarr; unshield
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:*You have new messages &rarr; j00 hav liek, noo t41k, yo0.
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:*This page has been accessed $1 times. &rarr; $1 people have eaten this page.
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:*My talk &rarr; you talk too much
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:*My watchlist &rarr; stalked people
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:*My contributions &rarr; stuff i trolled
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:*Main Page &rarr; Origination Point
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:*Fanstuff Guidelines &rarr; Orders of our Dictator...s
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:*Character Series &rarr; Character Crap
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:*Recent changes &rarr; Current Alterings
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:*Random page &rarr; RANDOMIZER!
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:*Help &rarr; N00B Guide
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===Users===
 
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*[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Color Printer|oldid=298445}} Flipped user page upside-down}}, similar to the prank at H*R.com.
 
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*[[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:E.L. Cool|oldid=298365}} Translated his entire user page}} into Hebrew.
 
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*[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:FireBird|oldid=299203}} User page}} became a page of a typical WikiNewb.
 
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*[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Has Matt?/sig|oldid=298553}} Sig reversed}}.
 
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**Later, {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Has Matt?/sig|oldid=298960}} sig changed}} to [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s sig, prompting [[User talk:Has Matt?/archive2#Are you Bubsty?|a humourous discussion]] on his talk page.
 
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*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
 
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**Rendered his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern L%C3%A4ufer|oldid=298262}} user page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern L%C3%A4ufer/sig|oldid=298305}} signature}} in Chinese characters.
 
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*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:It's dot com|oldid=299269}} User page turned into}} one big [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Flagrant System Error|Flagrant System Error]] that had no links at all and covered the entire screen.
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:It's dot com|oldid=299221#.27Tavi_monobook}} Selected sigs}} permanently rendered as [[First Time Here?|It's dot net]].
 
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*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig|oldid=298234}} Changed his sig}} to use [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]'s colors, [[User:Tom|Tom]]'s name, and a link to [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]'s page. The talk page link was visibly unaltered, but linked to [[Double Deuce]].
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay|oldid=298252}} Changed his user page}} to make it appear as though he was leaving the Wiki.
 
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*[[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Kilroy|oldid=298636}} Rewrote his userpage}} in 'Tavi formatting asking why he couldn't log in as Mr. Strong Bad (his user name on the old wiki).
 
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*[[User:Lapper|Lapper]] and [[User:Rogue Leader|Rogue Leader]]
 
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**Switched signatures to link to each other's/other users' userpages while keeping the CSS intact. ''See {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Lapper/sig|oldid=298505}} Lapper's sig}}; {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Rogue Leader/sig|oldid=298515}} Rogue Leader's sig}}.''
 
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*[[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:LePorello/sig|oldid=298954}} Changed his sig}} for part of the day.
 
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*[[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Seriously|oldid=299091}} Userpage changed}} to 1337 stylings.
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Seriously/sig|oldid=298898}} Sig changed}} to emulate other users.
 
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*[[User:The Chort|The Chort]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Chort|oldid=298513}} Replaced entire user page}} with a giant [[Vector Strong Bad]] head and the words "YOUR WIKI A SPLODE!"
 
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing|oldid=298738}} Attempted}} to emulate It's dot com's userpage prank.
 
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**Changed sig to {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing/sig|oldid=298459}} Some Thingy}}, {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing/sig|oldid=298459}} Teh Blue Guy}}, and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing/sig|oldid=298534}} Dr. Who?}}.
 
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*[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:Thunderbird L17|oldid=298121#Wiki}} Sig changed}} to one spelling "Thunderbird" in readable but strange characters.
 
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**Userpage "Fact of the Week" an obvious falsehood (saved a busload of nuns from crashing into a busload of puppies), and User page image flipped upside down.
 
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*[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Venusy|oldid=298540}} User page}} became a [[:Category:Soft redirects|soft redirect]] to the Bonus Stage Ethereal Music (now defunct link).
 
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*Several users
 
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**Take the joke a bit too seriously, and threaten to leave if the monobook skin isn't restored
 
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**Accidently break the Wiki for themselves by choosing a skin other than MonoBook or Classic in [[Special:Preferences]]
 
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==April Fools' 2007==
 
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===Main===
 
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*The [[Wikipedia:CAPTCHA|CAPTCHA]] was replaced with one showing {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/kb/CAPTCHA-homestar.png Homestar Runner-related words}} (and the occasional "April Fools" message). It was also made to show up for all edits, sysops included, instead of just for anonymous users and page moves.
 
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*[[Main Page]] changed to a {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/kb/afd07.html message}} stating that "The Homestar Runner Wiki has been shut down." After a short time, an "Info" link was added announced the [[HRWiki:2007 Spring Fundraising Drive|2007 Spring Fundraising Drive]] with {{p|l={{fullurl:HRWiki:2007 Spring Fundraising Drive|oldid=438208}} another message}} that read, "Scary thought, huh? Please help us make sure that never happens."
 
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*Partway through the day, any attempt to edit your sig came up with the following message:
 
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{{int:thisisreal|This is real.|System report:|100%|Please don't edit your sig today. Yes, other people did it, but each time they did it really bogged down the server.<br />Thanks for understanding.|Main Page|ok}}
 
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*[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]]
 
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**Had an "argument" with Has Matt?, mainly about the [[Wikipedia:American Idol|American Idol]] contestant [[Wikipedia:Sanjaya Malakar|Sanjaya Malakar]].
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bluebry|oldid=438482}} Changed his user page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bluebry/sig|oldid=438148}} sig}} to display a sense of "newbishness".
 
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*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:DorianGray|oldid=438215}} Changed his user page}} saying he had grown tired of Homestar Runner and was now into [http://www.bonusstages.com/ Bonus Stage].
 
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*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern Läufer|oldid=438230}} Replaced user page}} with a giant [[:Image:Nohito.PNG|image]] of [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] and said his user page was having an unnatural disaster.
 
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*[[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-winner|oldid=438069}} Reversed all text}} on his user page.
 
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*[[User:Invisible Robot Fish|Invisible Robot Fish]]
 
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**Also {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Invisible Robot Fish|oldid=438227}} reversed all text}} on his user page.
 
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*[[User:Loafing|Loafing]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Loafing|oldid=438106}} Replaced his entire page}} with a message claiming he quit and moved to the Fanstuff Wiki.  Let people bid farewell on his talk page.
 
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*[[User:The Chort|The Chort]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Chort|oldid=437779}} Replaced his userpage}} with the contents of [[The Cheat]], swapping every instance of "The Cheat" with "The Chort".
 
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**Replaced his talk page with a picture of CATS and the words "ALL YOUR WIKI ARE BELONG TO US".
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Chort/sig|oldid=437771}} Changed his signature}} to "Teh Torch".
 
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing|oldid=438404}} Changed userpage}} to look non-existent.
 
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*[[User:Theyellowdart|Theyellowdart]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Theyellowdart|oldid=438313#Wiki-break}} Lied about a Wiki-break}} that had concerned some users.
 
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*[[User:Venusy|Venusy]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Venusy|oldid=438095}} User page converted}} to [[Wikipedia:ROT13|ROT13]].
 
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**Changed "favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]", "[[Games]] on H*R", and "[[Wikipedia:video game|video game]]s ever" to "[[tape-leg]]", "[[She Loves Me!]]", and "[[Wikipedia:Bubsy#Bubsy 3D: Furbitten Planet|Bubsy 3D]]" and "[[Wikipedia:Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing|Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]]" respectively, all widely considered the worst in their respective fields.
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Venusy/Sig|oldid=438101}} 1337-ized sig}}.
 
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**Replaced talk page with automatically generated complaints, including one that erroneously claimed his title as Prof. Venusy (see [[Wikipedia:Essjay controversy|Essjay controversy]]).
 
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**Replaced messages notice with a Blue Screen of Death and a link to http://www.maxforpresident.org .
 
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**Translated navbar into hexadecimal.
 
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**Wrote all edit summaries in reverse.
 
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==April Fools' 2008==
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===Main===
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[[Image:Main Page Apr1 2008.png|thumb|the How [[Main Page|Page Main]] on Fools' 2008. Day looked April]]
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* Every page on the website, except Special pages, [[Special:Scramble|scrambled]] the words within each block of text, so that something like the following:
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:: ''I'm The Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete.''
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: Might appear instead as:
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:: ''Some Homestar I'm say Runner! terrific a folk I'm athlete. The''
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*The logo was {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/wiki-apr1.gif changed}} to show Homestar's torso instead of head, and the words "Wiki" and "Homestar Runner" were switched top to bottom. (Homestar still blinked as he [[Homestar Peeking|peeked]] over the word "Wiki".)
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*This effect can be seen via [[Special:Scramble]]. For example, [[Special:Scramble/virus]].
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Here's my old userpage, condensed for your inconvenience:
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*[[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]]
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<div align="left" style="border: 3px solid #483D8B; overflow-y: scroll; height: 250px; width:250px"><big><big><big><big><big>❦☃✉₪✈</big></big></big></big></big>
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bad Bad Guy|oldid=553758}} Translated userpage}} into [[Wikipedia:ZOOM|Ubbi Dubbi]]
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*[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:DeFender1031|oldid=553917}} Replaced user page}} with contents of [[Pork]].
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**Sig {{pl|l={{fullurl:User:DeFender1031/sig|oldid=553916}} flipped upside-down}}.
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*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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**Created a fake [[User:DorianGray/Analysis of Drive-Thru Whale's Speech Patterns|subpage]].
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*[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Has Matt?/sig|oldid=553958}} Changed his sig}} to read "Speak to Lard Masher Machoquake".
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*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
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**Sig {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern Läufer/sig|oldid=553836}} changed into the Chinese}} for [[Wikipedia:Mao Zedong|Mao Zedong]].
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*[[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-winner|oldid=553825}} Claimed}} that his account had been bought by [http://www.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds.com].
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**Created a {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-winner/sig|oldid=554246}} humorous new sig}}.
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*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay|oldid=553914}} Changed his user page}} to appear vandalized
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig|oldid=553921}} Turned sig}} into a pile of [[virus]]-ish vaguely Homestar-related gibberish.
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*[[User:Kermit1234|Kermit1234]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Kermit1234/sig|oldid=554044}} Jumbled all letters}} in his sig.
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*[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]
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**User page {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Lapper|oldid=553986}} colors inverted}}.
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*[[User:Phlip|Phlip]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Phlip|oldid=553718}} User page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Phlip/sig|oldid=553717}} sig}} transcribed in [[Wikipedia:Braille|Braille]].
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*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Qermaq/sig|oldid=554062}} Reversed sig}}.
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*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother|oldid=554085}} Attempted to make his userpage randomly redirect}} to one of the first 50 [[Strong Bad Emails]], but it appeared to have failed.
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**Later {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother|oldid=554157}} attempted to make his userpage redirect}} to [[Wikipedia:Mario|Wikipedia's article on Mario]], but it also failed.
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*[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Sysrq868|oldid=553729}} Changed his user page}} to look glitchy, including random translation of text blocks to several languages (such as Korean, Brazilian Portuguese, Pig Latin, 13375p33k etc).
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The thing|oldid=554405}} Changed his user page}} to look like it had been by [[HRWiki:History#NSMC|NSMC]].
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**Sig {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=554039}} turned into a short story}} about him.
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*[[User:Wbwolf|Wbwolf]]
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**Sig {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Wbwolf/sig|oldid=553837}} changed into Japanese}}.
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==April Fools' 2009==
 
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*There were [[HRWiki:April Fools' 2009 Ads|ads for Homestar Runner products]] at the top of each page with the note "Ads by [[Bookazon]]".
 
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*The font color of all of the text on the forum was changed to match the background (in most cases white) to make everything invisible. The text could only be read by highlighting it. Homestar kept his eyes shut and just [[Homestar Peeking|peeked]] occasionally.
 
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*A message was posted on the fanstuff wiki saying that due to lack of funds, it would never be reopened.
 
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*[[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bad Bad Guy|oldid=639746}} Changed user page}} so that all nouns in quotes were replaced with "Trogdor".
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Bad Bad Guy/sig|oldid=639613}} Changed sig}} to match Trey56's.
 
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*[[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]]
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[[Image:110px-videlectrixman.gif|right|thumb]]
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**Took all the vowels out of his talk page.
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<center>[[Image:The thing.png]]</center>
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**Redirected his user page to the [[Wikipedia:Esm&eacute; Squalor|Wikipedia article about Esm&eacute; Squalor]].
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<center><div id="shortcut" style="border: 1px dashed blue; margin: 0em 1em 0em 1em; padding:5px; float: right; clear: both;">
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''This page has been<br />vandalized 32 times!''</div>
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*[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]
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{{User:The thing/s}}
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**[[User:DeFender1031/sig|Sig]] automatically changed to "His Highness, Sir Hon. Rabbi Dr. DeFender1031 The Third PhD. Esq. ♔ His illustrious talk page".
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*[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]]
 
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**Made a {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Fangoriously|oldid=639717}} funny new user page}}.
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!|oldid=639718}} Changed sig}} to "[[virus|ert+ y76p;]]". The talk page link (Chat) was visually unaltered, but linked to [[Coach Z]].
 
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*[[User:Guard Duck|Guard Duck]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Guard Duck/sig|oldid=639552}} Sig changed}} to [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s sig, just as [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] had done three years earlier.
 
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*[[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]]
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'''"''Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.''"'''  -Demetri Martin
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**Created a {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-winner|oldid=639879}} brand new user page}} by copying entire sections of ''other'' user pages. Victims included [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]], [[User:Phlip|Phlip]], [[User:The Chort|The Chort]], [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]], [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]], [[User:Jay|Jay]], [[User:Record307|Record307]], [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]], [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] and [[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]].
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:=User:Homestar-winner/sig|oldid=639575}} Changed his sig}} to "Winny on Wheels! (block)".
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*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay|oldid=639583}} User page}} was altered to be near-identical to the user page of [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]].
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig|oldid=639833}} Changed his sig}} to randomly display a different user name, all but one of which were parodies of other users on the wiki. They were all designed to look like a plain blue link, but only one of them linked anywhere: the "no loafing" in "Hamster Loafer... I said [[no loafing]]!!!". The complete list of all the user names, including links to the users who were parodied, can be seen [[User talk:Jay#April Fool's Sigs|here]].
 
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*[[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2|oldid=639573}} Changed his user page}} to look glitchy and poorly written, just as [[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]] had done two years earlier.
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/sig|oldid=639549}} Replaced his sig}} with random letters and colors, which linked to various articles.
 
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*[[User:Raiku|Raiku]]
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[[Image:defender of the wiki.jpg|thumb|I win!]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Raiku/sig|oldid=639618}} Changed his sig}} to "Lucifer Samiyaza" and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Raiku|oldid=639617}} user page}} to "I am Lucifer, the Devil. I defeated my foolish son and will take over the wiki!"
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**Claimed his account got hacked by [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]].
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*[[User:Record307|Record307]]
 
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Record307/sig|oldid=639564}} Changed his sig}} to resemble [[User:OptimisticFool|Optimistic Fool's]] sig.
 
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*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
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<center><blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">USER PAGE</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother|oldid=639738}} Changed his user page}} to randomly display one of eight different versions of his user page.
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<span style="font-size:140%;">COOL PEOPLE</span><br>
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother/sig|oldid=639563}} Changed his sig}} to "Optim Foolyo". (see below).
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SOMETHING THAT IS A THING.</span><br>
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*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
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*[[User:Wbwolf|Wbwolf]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Wbwolf/sig|oldid=639584}} Changed his sig}} to resemble [[User:OptimisticFool|Optimistic Fool's]] sig.
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*[[User:YK|YK]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:YK|oldid=639596}} Account was "taken over"}} by Ayjo, the avatar image used in his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:YK/sig|oldid=639597}} sig}}.
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<div style="float:right; margin:1em 0 0 2em">http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/wiki-dumb.gif</div>
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:<blockquote style="font-size:smaller">Baron von Flexmypecs, Clever Dan, Cornbread, Crapface, '''Dead Guy Perez''', DJ Dumpy Dump, Doodieman, Dumbname, Dumpface, Dumpus, Elizagerth, Genghis Khan't, Helvetica, '''Meatball Face Butt''', Miss America, '''Miss July''', Mr. Nobody, '''Mr. Prancy-time''', Mr. Smarty-Spots, Ol' Bone Legged, Ol' Butt Patterson, Ol' Dumps, '''Prancibald''', '''Rondleman''', Rotting-Dragonsmith, Sir Dumpenheimer, Strong Mad's Girlfriend, That Freakin' Marshmallow, That Stupid Wheelchair Kid, '''The Dapper Swindler''', The Elephant Man, The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves, '''The Human Wedgie''', '''The King of the Dregs''', The Over-Achiever Bandit, The Queen of Pay-Per-View, '''This Little Weirdo''', '''Valerie''', '''Weird Snake Joe''', '''Wiggidy-wiener''', '''Worldwide Starlet'''</blockquote>
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*Signatures were in the form: [[Special:Mypage|<span style="color:#BF00FF">Clever Dan</span>]] <small>([[Special:Mytalk|<span style="color:#008000">Talk</span>]])</small>. The colors were chosen at random from a list that included [[Fortune Cookies#Right cookie|yellow]] and white.
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*If you tried to change your signature a second time, you were presented with a fake edit conflict preventing it. (This was for system performance reasons more than to be funny, so that ideally each signature template would not be edited more than once during the day.)
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*Everyone except developers lost the rights to create pages or move subpages, to avoid the creation of alternate signature pages. (This had the side effect of preventing uploads.)
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<div style="float:right; margin-left:2em">http://forum.hrwiki.org/styles/subsilver2/imageset/site_logo_apr1_2010.gif</div>
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*The forum was changed to the H. Star Forum: A companion to the Dumb Animal Characters Wiki. Names and descriptions of the various subforums were tweaked, and [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#H. Star|H. Star]] was shown as seen in [[Xeriouxly Forxe]].
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*[[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]]
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*[[User:ColdReactive|ColdReactive]]
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**Complete overhaul of {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive|oldid=696964}} user page}}, {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive|oldid=696960}} signature}}, navigation and abandoned a [[:File:WhiteKnightHomestar.JPG|personal image]] purposely for the holiday. The theme used for this was based on a popular [[Wikipedia:Bullet hell|bullet hell]] game called [[Wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]], as indicated by an image provided on the page.
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*[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]]
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**Facts on user page were all {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Color Printer|oldid=697083}} changed to falsehoods}}. Most of the facts now said the opposite of the truth.
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**He later {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Color Printer|oldid=697484}} whited the font on the page}} and an "error message" was visible.
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* [[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]]
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**Replaced his user page with a part of the transcript of the movie [[Wikipedia:Pi (film)|Pi]], a giant [[Wikipedia:Postal 2|POSTAL<sup>2</sup>]] poster, and the words "Hey, [[Wikipedia:Maryse Ouellet|Maryse!]] Where ya been all my life?".
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**Replaced all instances of the letter Y with the Dutch letter [[Wikipedia:IJ (digraph)|IJ]] on his talk page.
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**Replaced his signature with a giant POSTAL2 logo. He tried to fix it at one point, but it turned into the Miss July one, which required intervention from [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]].
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*[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Fangoriously|oldid=696976}} User page re-written}} in the style of typical newbish users'.
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!|oldid=696977}} Signature}} changed to read, "May I please use the compyuter?"
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*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
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**Changed user page to a false [[Strong Bad Email]] transcript called {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay|oldid=697274}} "election day"}}. Most of the links on the "election day" page were misleading (for instance, "Strong Bad" in the cast list led to "Strong Mad", and a Wikipedia link reading "G.I. Joe" instead linked to "Kim Possible".) For reference, "election day" was previously written as a failed attempt at an April Fools' Day gag in 2007.
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*[[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Movie magic man|oldid=697011}} User page changed}} to appear as though there was no content.
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Movie magic man|oldid=697038}} Talk page appeared}} as though it were the talk page of a deleted article.
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*[[User:Religious Corn|Religious Corn]]
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**Changed all character quotes {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Religious_Corn|oldid=697370}} to Homsar quotes}}.
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*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy|oldid=697028}} Changed user page}} into deliberately poor [[French]], and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy|oldid=697194}} added the first line}} that each main character ever spoke to the bottom of user page.
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/sig|oldid=697030}} Tried}} to change his signature to an image of one of [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]'s comments, but it was automatically changed.
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*[[User:SamuelGuy10|SamuelGuy10]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:SamuelGuy10|oldid=697081}} Changed his user page}} to say we can't deny that he doesn't exist.
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:SamuelGuy10|oldid=697082}} Changed his talk page}} to say, "No more please you are hurting my family".
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*[[User:Shine Sprite|Shine Sprite]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Shine Sprite|oldid=697043}} Replaced every character on his user page}} with a "?", to make it appear as though he was using a font that the user viewing did not have installed on his computer.
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*[[User:StrongAwesome74|StrongAwesome74]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:StrongAwesome74/sig|oldid=697027}} Attempted}} to break signature so all following text would appear white, but failed.
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*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
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**Changed his user page to a short paragraph in Japanese about a {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super_Martyo_Brother|oldid=697386}} boy named Jiro}}, which was followed by a picture of the user holding a sign that read "I AM MAKING A JOKE".
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*[[User:That'sBupkis|That'sBupkis]]
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**All user page content {{p|l={{fullurl:User:That'sBupkis|oldid=697026}} turned into MediaWiki Syntax}}, and signature linked to [[Special:Random|the random page function]].
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*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni|oldid=697191}} Changed user page}} to make it look as though it had been vandalized by Lumpy.
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
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**Made user page {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing|oldid=697278}} say that he was "EXTRAPERMANENTLY BLOCKED". }}
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=697049}} Attempted}} to change sig to "Barack Obama" but it was automatically changed.
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*[[User:YK|YK]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:YK|oldid=697378}} Replaced user page}} with the entirety of the [[Cheese]] page.
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==April Fools' 2011==
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*Homestar was much more animated than usual. Sometimes he would appear upside-down and then fall from the top. Other times he'd peek in from the corners. Occasionally he'd be missing altogether. From time to time he'd say "Boring!" or, after looking around, say "Um... what's going on here?" These actions repeated randomly.
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*[[User:ColdReactive|ColdReactive]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive/sig&oldid=719442}} signature}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive|oldid=719443}} user page}} to act as if he was taking census for the HRWiki users, although no one had turned theirs in on his [[User talk:ColdReactive#Census for 2011|talk page]].
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*[[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]]
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**Changed his user page to say it was bought out by Australian rock band [[Wikipedia:TISM|TISM]].
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**Changed his talk page to various wiki warning templates.
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*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Heimstern Läufer&oldid=719651}} Changed his user page}} to read "poop lol".
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*[[User:Homestar-Winner|Homestar-Winner]]
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**Replaced his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Homestar-Winner&oldid=719684}} user page}} with an [[:File:Whatsit Blob.PNG|image of Whatsit]], increased to 1000px.
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*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig&oldid=719670}} signature}} to look as though it was various Homestar-related quotes, including three from fanmade emails, and one from his video game "Jay's Journey". Full list [[User talk:Jay#2011_April_Fool_Explanations|here]].
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay&oldid=719675}} user page}} to repeatedly refer to "talking kitties", the obsession of Max of Jay's Journey.
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*[[User:JCM|JCM]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:JCM/sig&oldid=719720}} signature}} to look like [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]'s.
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:JCM&oldid=719724}} userpage}} to its first, disturbingly cheesy revision.
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*[[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]]
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**Changed {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2&oldid=719694}} every}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User_talk:MichaelXX2&oldid=719725}} single}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/Archives&oldid=719657}} one}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/sig&oldid=719662}} of}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/Awards&oldid=719664}} his}} {{p|l={{fullurl:User:MichaelXX2/nav&oldid=719658}} pages}} to have various screenshots from the [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] TV show and Moonbase Alpha meme quotes, the most infamous one including a very intrusive signature that lasted throughout the majority of the day.
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*[[User:Power Pie|Power Pie]]
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**Translated both her {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Power Pie&oldid=719702}} userpage}} and her {{p|l={{fullurl:User_talk:Power Pie&oldid=719703}} talk page}} into binary.
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*[[User:Purple Wrench|Purple Wrench]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Purple Wrench&oldid=719633}} Changed his user page}} to a very large version of the "Potatoes" poster from [[pet show]]. Clicking on it gave a YouTube link to [[pet show]] starting at the appropriate time.
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Purple Wrench/sig&oldid=719638}} Changed his signature}} to the same Potatoes poster, except that it fit inside the sig box.
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:Purple Wrench&oldid=719635}} Replaced his talk page}} with the above signature duplicated almost 500 times. However, this has been invisible since the signature was reverted. Because he used <nowiki>{{User:Purple Wrench/sig}}</nowiki> in his talk page, any attempt to view it now results in seeing his current signature instead of the "Potatoes" signature.
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*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy&oldid=719665}} user page}} to look as though it had been vandalized by several different infamous wiki vandals, then included his entire talk history about being blocked across Wikipedia and HRWiki.
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:RickTommy&oldid=719666}} talk page}} to look as though 311 different wiki users (he named the first 111<!--not including Willy on Wheels and Lumpy-->, then said "200 more") agreed that he should be taken down, so [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] had done it.
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**Inspired by [[User:Jay|Jay]]'s signature prank two years earlier, RickTommy {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/sig&oldid=719680}} spoofed the aforementioned 111 users' signatures}}, with a random selection of each one.
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*[[User:SamuelGuy10|SamuelGuy10]]
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**Just as The Knights Who Say Ni had done a year earlier, he {{p|l={{fullurl:User:SamuelGuy10&oldid=719644}} changed his user page}} to make it look like it had been vandalized by Lumpy.
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:SamuelGuy10/sig&oldid=719643}} Changed his signature}} to read "<s>Backwards G</s>".
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*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother&oldid=719652}} Made his user page}} look as though something had happened to it.
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother/sig&oldid=719650}} Changed his signature}} to read, "Thissss issss my sssssignature".
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*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
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**{{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni&oldid=719659}} Replaced his user page}} with information borrowed from the [[Wikipedia:Knights who say Ni|Wikipedia article about The Knights Who Say Ni]], and linked to random Wikipedia or HRWiki pages wherever there was already a link.
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**Inspired by a slightly condescending remark about crying by It's dot com a year earlier, he {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig&oldid=719645}} changed his signature}} to a picture of [[Li'l Brudder]] with his famous line, "I can make it on my own!"
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*[[User:The_thing|The thing]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing|oldid=719700}} userpage}} to the first chapter of "The White Linen Nurse" by Eleanor Hallowell Abbott.
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**Also changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=719701}} signature}} to white text saying "Nothing".
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==April Fools' 2012==
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*Homestar was much more animated than usual. Sometimes he would appear upside-down and then fall from the top. Other times he'd peek in from the corners. Occasionally he'd be missing altogether. From time to time he'd say "Boring!" or, after looking around, say "Um... what's going on here?" These actions repeated randomly.
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*[[User:ColdReactive|ColdReactive]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive/sig&oldid=729867}} signature}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:ColdReactive|oldid=729910}} user page}} to base64 and hex variants of the originals, respectively.
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*[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]]
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**Claimed he had a printer error on his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Color Printer&oldid=730004}} user page}}.
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*[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&oldid=729959}} user page}} so all the text was written backwards. He also changed all the image descriptions to say "The Homsar", and changed all the quotes to Homsar, Senor Cardgage, and Drive-Thru Whale quotes.
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&oldid=729973}} signature}} to read "some guy" written upside-down, also changing the words that linked to his other pages.
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*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay&oldid=730008}} user page}} to say a bunch of technically entirely true, but ultimately entirely pointless, phrases, ending with a slight alteration of Mrs. Tompkinsrobotmomerson's similarly useless line from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Jay/sig&oldid=730009}} signature}} to simply read "A user".
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*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
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**Replaced his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy&oldid=730047}} user page}} with several Yoshi-related pictures.
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**Removed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:RickTommy/Archive&oldid=730014}} talk archive}}.
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**Replaced his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/Featured articles&oldid=730015}} Featured Articles list}} with a condescending note about the Featured Articles.
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**Added a lengthy STUFF discussion to the top of his {{p|l={{fullurl:User talk:RickTommy&oldid=730019}} talk page}} about whether or not Yoshi can talk, then changed the name beside every existing signature in his talk page to [[User:That'sBupkis|That'sBupkis]]'s.
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:RickTommy/sig&oldid=729874}} signature}} to read, ""Yoshi! Yoshi!" "'Cause that's totally the way I talk."" with a picture of a Yoshi sprite at the end, and the last sentence linking to [[fan club]], the toon where a similar line comes from.
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*[[User:SamuelGuy10|SamuelGuy10]]
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**Inspired by a vandal attack that occurred just before April Fools', he wrote on his user page a sentence contradictory to the one the vandal repeatedly wrote, repeated several times.
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*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother&oldid=730011}} user page}} to display one of five phrases, then added a picture from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" of a dark unicorn eating an apple. This was alongside the phrase, "Thou Furious?"
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Super Martyo Brother/sig&oldid=730012}} signature}} to read, "I HAVE SPOKEN! don't question my methods!"
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*[[User:Tenerence Love|Tenerence Love]]
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**Replaced his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:Tenerence_Love&oldid=729863}} user page}} with a picture of the HRWiki's main page flipped upside-down.
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*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
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**Treated his entire {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni&oldid=730088}} user page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig&oldid=729998}} signature}} as base 36 numbers, and converted them into base 10.
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing|oldid=729997}} user page}} and {{p|l={{fullurl:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=729993}} signature}} to be typed in Yiddish.
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== April Fools' 2013 ==
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=== Main ===
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* All the page and tab links were changed to redirect to random pages. Where practical, the links stayed within the same namespace: Links for articles pointed to random articles, talk pages to random talk pages, project pages to random project pages, user pages to random user pages (not including user subpages), and so on. In addition, the tabs kept their functions: Clicking edit on an article would open an edit window of a random article; clicking history would show you the history of a different page in that namespace. For simplicity, generated links (like diffs on history pages and the recent changes page), interwiki links, and links to special pages just pointed to the main namespace. The sidebar links, personal user links (at the top of the page), and external links went unchanged.
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*[[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]]
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**Changed his user page to a notification saying that it was bought out by [[Wikipedia:Anthony Kiedis|Anthony Kiedis]] among others.
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**Changed his talk page to a message asking people to leave messages for Kiedis.
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**Tried to change his signature to an ellipsis, but he actually unintentionally erased it.
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*[[User:Jay|Jay]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:Jay/sig|oldid=735472}} signature}} to the [[Template:homsarquote|random Homsar quote template]].
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*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
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**Replaced his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:RickTommy|oldid=735532}} user page}} with a fake transcript for Strong Bad Email 206, which, in this case, is a lengthy Strong Bad Email where Strong Bad answers lots of questions about things that annoy RickTommy.
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**Translated his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User talk:RickTommy|oldid=735476}} talk page}} to one of eight randomly selected lingo variations, including Pig Latin.
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**Changed his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:RickTommy/sig|oldid=735480}} signature}} to a lot of intrusive random quotes and pictures which linked to various pages across the wiki.
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*[[User:Stux|Stux]]
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**Created a {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:Stux/sig|oldid=735484}} signature}} that was a picture of the [[Videlectrix mascot]] running.
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*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]]
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**Swapped his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:Super Martyo Brother|oldid=735471}} Homestar Runner Wiki user page}} with his {{p|l={{FULLURL:tmbw:User:Super_Martyo_Brother|oldid=259682}} This Might Be A Wiki user page}}.
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*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
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**Deliberately {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The Knights Who Say Ni|oldid=735488}} spammed}} his user page.
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**Inspired by the random linkage, he {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig|oldid=735491}} broke his signature to remove the links, and then turned it blue}}<!--so that it wouldn't be too similar to [[User:The thing|The thing]]'s prank in 2009-->.
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The_thing|oldid=735481}} user page}} into an advertisement for the Magic Bullet blender.
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**Made his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=735486}} sig}} appear broken by making the source text appear.
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==April Fools' 2014==
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===Main===
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*Homestar was much more animated than usual. Sometimes he would appear upside-down and then fall from the top. Other times he'd peek in from the corners. Occasionally he'd be missing altogether. From time to time he'd say "Boring!" or, after looking around, say "Um... what's going on here?" These actions repeated randomly.
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
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**Replaced his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The thing|oldid=740466}} user page}} with a terms of service agreement, with the validation linking to {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The thing/page|oldid=740467}} a page}} that contained his actual user page.
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*Homestar was much more animated than usual. Sometimes he would appear upside-down and then fall from the top. Other times he'd peek in from the corners. Occasionally he'd be missing altogether. From time to time he'd say "Boring!" or, after looking around, say "Um... what's going on here?" These actions repeated randomly.
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*[[User:Mee|Mee]]
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**Assumed the identity of [[April Fool 2014|D. Lindo]] on his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:Purple_Wrench|oldid=745811}} user page}} and [[User:Purple_Wrench/sig|sig]] (archived on current sig page).
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**Was seen transforming into this identity at the bottom of {{p|l={{FULLURL:User_talk:RickTommy|oldid=745817}} this page}}.
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*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
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*Homestar was much more animated than usual. Sometimes he would appear upside-down and then fall from the top. Other times he'd peek in from the corners. Occasionally he'd be missing altogether. From time to time he'd say "Boring!" or, after looking around, say "Um... what's going on here?" These actions repeated randomly.
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**Changed his sig to {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|oldid=756075}} the entire "Mr. Shmallow" wiki page}}. When it was reverted, he changed it to a {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|oldid=756252}} random Homestar Runner quote, linking to a special page}}.
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*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]
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*[[User:RickTommy|RickTommy]]
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**Translated his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:RickTommy/sig|oldid=755970}} signature}} into thirteen different languages that do not use the Latin alphabet.
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**Replaced his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User talk:RickTommy|oldid=756311}} talk page}} with a parody of a comment from [[wikipedia:User_talk:Ryoung122/Archive4#Please_stop_your_.27original_research.27|this discussion]]. It contained one of 32 randomly selected common misconceptions or "facts" that people get wrong on purpose, and was signed by [[User talk:202.76.162.34|his IP address from when he was in secondary school]].
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*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
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*[[User:The thing|The thing]]
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**Changed his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The_thing/talk|oldid=765614}} talk page}} to the word "Salsas".
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**Changed his {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=765615}} sig}} to the words "Whipped cream". He was clearly uninspired this year.
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== April Fools' 2018 ==
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* Homestar was much more animated than usual. Sometimes he would appear upside-down and then fall from the top. Other times he'd peek in from the corners. Occasionally he'd be missing altogether. From time to time he'd say "Boring!" or, after looking around, say "Um... what's going on here?" These actions repeated randomly.
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**Changed his  {{p|l={{FULLURL:User:The_thing/sig|oldid=775164}} sig}} to "Why do I still do this every year?", referring to the fact that he has been posting an April Fools' "joke" on here for 13 years in a row now, even though it's never funny and no one cares.
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===From the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]===
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====HRWiki:Spambox ''(started by [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]])''====
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| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Good deals on [[Wikipedia:Spam (food)|Sp]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Babel:Spam a]</span>[[Wikipedia:Spam (food)|m]]
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==== And then I'll go and spoil it all... ''(originally posted by [[User:The Chort|The Chort]])'' ====
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<div align="left" style="border: 3px solid #483D8B; overflow-y: scroll; height: 250px; width:250px">{{User:The thing/userboxes}}</div><p align="center">[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG]]</p>
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''And then we'll go into a quiet little place and have a drink or two,<br>''
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Go here [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=237611] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=245558#Quesions] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=266294] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=284059]  
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''And then I'll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like,<br>''
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[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=299592]
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'''{{homsarquote}}'''
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[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=299824] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=352863] to see the accident I made on my page.
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==== [[Special:Log|Logs]] for {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}} ''(started by [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]])'' ====
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==People with wikis of their own...==
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*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:92 . . [[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]] ([[User talk:Kilroy|Sailed the ocean blue]] | [[Special:Contributions/Kilroy|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:The Chort]]" with an expiry time of whatever: Put a block log entry into the deletion log.)''
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#{{User:H*bad/sig}}
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*([[Special:Log/block|Deletion log]]); 14:41 . . [[User:The Chort|The Chort]] ([[User talk:The Chort|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/The Chort|ctrbs]]) (''blocked "[http://www.jamesblunt.com/| James Blunt]" with an expiry time of infinite: For producing crappy music)''
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#[[User: CoachD|CoachD]]
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*([[Special:Log/delete|Deletion log]]); 14:41 . . [[User:Lapper|Lapper]] ([[User talk:Lapper|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lapper|ctrbs]]) ''(deleted "[[This is not a page.|Strong Bad Email]]": Merged with [[Main Page]].)''
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#{{User:Dacheatbot/sig}}[http://www.editthis.info/dacheatbot_wiki/index.php/Main_Page DacheatbotWiki]
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*([[Special:Random|diff]]) ([[Special:Random|hist]]) . . '''m''' [[for kids]]; 14:39 . . [[User:Tom|Tom]] ([[User talk:Tom|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Tom|ctrbs]]) ''(Reverted edit of Jay, changed back to last version by NSMC7364825482)''
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#{{User:Salty/sig}}
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*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:39 . . [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] ([[User talk:BazookaJoe|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/BazookaJoe|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:It's dot com]]" with an expiry time of infinite: Rogue admin from the future!)''
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*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:39 . . [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] ([[User talk:JoeyDay|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/JoeyDay|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:JoeyDay]]" with an expiry time of infinite: GOODBYE WORLD!)''
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*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:38 . . [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] ([[User talk:JoeyDay|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/JoeyDay|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:Has Matt?]]" with an expiry time of infinite: Vandalism)''
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*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:37 . . [[User:Willy ON WHEELS!|Willy ON WHEELS!]] ([[User talk:Willy ON WHEELS!|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Willy ON WHEELS!|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:Salty]]" with an expiry time of infinite: WoW)''
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*([[Special:Log/block|Block log]]); 14:35 . . [[User:Salty|Salty]] ([[User talk:Salty|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Salty|ctrbs]]) ''(blocked "[[User:Stu]]" with an expiry time of infinite: Drank too much Salty plum soda)''
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====[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimistic Fool]] takes over!====
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==Game==
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[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimistic Fool]] parodied several sigs he said were "the most recognizable on the talk pages [he] looked through". Some users thought this was funny and should be archived, so here it is.
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What would you do:  '''UNAVAILABLE UNTIL FANSTUFF WIKI RETURNS + 3 MONTHS'''
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*[[HRFWiki:User:The thing/What_would_you_do/1/|Basement]]
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*[[HRFWiki:User:The thing/What would you do/2/|Forest]]
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*[[HRFWiki:User:The thing/What would you do/3/|Snowed in]]
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*[http://www.editthis.info/efilms/index.php There are more here.]
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=====Potential New Sigs=====
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==Favorites==
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In no particular order:
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My favorite things on HRWiki.org are:<BR>
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<table width="100%">
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* [[TMBG]]<BR>
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<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
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* [[Secret Pages]]<BR>
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* [[Limozeen]]<BR>
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* [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Search?search=GLITCHES&go=Go Glitches]<BR>
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*&nbsp;[[User:OptimisticFool|Optimist]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/7/78/UserLoafingSig.png]</span>
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=== Favorite Bands ===
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* [[Wikipedia:Neutral Milk Hotel|Neutral Milk Hotel]]
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* [http://saintseneca.bandcamp.com/ Saintseneca]
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* [[Wikipedia:Nana Grizol|Nana Grizol]]
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* [http://unbunny.bandcamp.com/ Unbunny]
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* [[Wikipedia:The Mountain Goats|The Mountain Goats]]
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* [[They Might Be Giants]]
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* [http://jamaicanqueens.bandcamp.com/ Jamaican Queens]
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* [[Wikipedia:Sixto Rodriguez|Rodriguez]]
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* GASHCAT
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* [[Wikipedia:Kyle Craft|Kyle Craft]]
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* [[Wikipedia:Sufjan Stevens|Sufjan Stevens]]
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* [[Wikipedia:The Olivia Tremor Control|The Olivia Tremor Control]]
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*<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space: nowrap">{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|User talk:OptimisticFool|http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/3/33/The-cheat-small.png/20px-The-cheat-small.png|[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/3/33/The-cheat-small.png/20px-The-cheat-small.png]}}[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#3D59AB">'''''Opto'''''</span><span style="color:#778899">'''''56'''''</span>]]</span>
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== Spanish ==
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¡La cosa está fresca!
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*&mdash;&nbsp;'''''[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#FF0000">O</span><span style="color:#F00010">p</span><span style="color:#E00020">t</span><span style="color:#D00030">i</span><span style="color:#C00040">m</span><span style="color:#B00050">i</span><span style="color:#A00060">s</span><span style="color:#900070">t</span><span style="color:#800080">1</span><span style="color:#700090">0</span><span style="color:#6000A0">3</span><span style="color:#5000B0">1</span>]]{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#4000C0">*</span>''<span style="color:#3000D0">(</span><span style="color:#2000E0">M</span><span style="color:#1000F0">e</span><span style="color:#0000FF">)</span>|[[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#4000C0">*</span><span style="color:#3000D0">T</span><span style="color:#2000E0">a</span><span style="color:#1000F0">l</span><span style="color:#0000FF">k</span>]]''}}'''
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==The Welcomed List==
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People I welcomed (LONG LONG LIST!):
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*{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACEE}}| STUFF | <span class="plainlinks" style="white-space: nowrap"> [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/b9/Mario2.PNG] [[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:verdana; color:#FF0000;">Optim Foolyo</span>]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|<small><small><small><span style="font-family:monospace; color:#0000FF;">now quit buggin' me</span></small></small></small>]]</span> | <span class="plainlinks" style="white-space: nowrap" title="Now with 50% more bounce!">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/b9/Mario2.PNG] [[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:verdana; color:#FF0000;">Optim Foolyo</span>]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|<small><small><small><span style="font-family:monospace; color:#0000FF;">boing!</span></small></small></small>]]</span>}}
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# {{user|Mrmcmanman}}
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# {{user|Specter X}}
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# {{user|Johnnydno7}}
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# {{user|Shade}}
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# {{user|Gone}} - Troll!
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# {{user|Janus}}
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# {{user|Cagosto}}
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# {{user|H8r man}}
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# {{user|Darkspoon}}
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# {{user|Masz52}}
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# {{user|Broccoli Kills}} - Dr. Who!
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# {{user|Vincent31}}
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# {{user|Jayconstantine}}
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# {{user|Eggypants}}
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# {{user|Superjaro}}
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# {{user|The very strongest}}
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# {{user|Nick Hynes}}
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# {{user|I'maCluelessNewbie}} - Not real.
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# {{user|0123456789}}
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# {{user|Michelle Mabelle}}
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# {{user|Randomhero448}}
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# {{user|MSquared980}}
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# {{user|The Spanish Inquisition}}
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# {{user|Godhates13}}
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# {{user|Bcskid67}}
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# {{user|ArchiveMaker}}
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# {{user|Zclueless1}}
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# {{user|Faerie 0011}}
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# {{user|Wwwwolf}}
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# {{user|Crap4Brains}}
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# {{user|Fhqwhgads}}
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# {{user|WySilv}}
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# {{user|Kentimus}}
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# {{user|CX360}}
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# {{user|Cat's Tuxedo}}
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# {{user|DJ Teh C.}}
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# {{user|Millz669}}
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# {{user|Homestar Runner}}
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# {{user|Solitude12}}
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# {{user|Del Taco?}}
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# {{user|Bottles98}}
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# {{user|Janean}}
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# {{user|TheShins}}
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# {{user|Mrspudmuffin}}
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# {{user|The Were Buffalo}}
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# {{user|HUSAM}}
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# {{user|X-Spider2}}
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# {{user|Shonzwa}}
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# {{user|Dangeresque3}}
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# {{user|Smiley}}
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# {{user|PaulieJ367}}
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# {{user|H*RUNBAD}} - NSMC
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# {{user|Ghost-frog}} - NSMC
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# {{user|Mrincredible}} - troll
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# {{user|The Door}} - Troll
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# {{user|Dusk}}
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# {{user|Mr.Stevey}}
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# {{user|Darkmoon}} - WoW
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# {{user|Garfunkel}}
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# {{user|Cotton nose09}}
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# {{user|Jokingjames2}}
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# {{user|Rachel}}
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# {{user|SmoothCreamyPepperoni}}
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# {{user|Darran59}}
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# {{user|Vesselofmercy}}
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# {{user|Asky}}
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# {{user|Oiretsym}}
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# {{user|0hr}}
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# {{user|Darkleader}}
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# {{user|Discofreakboot}}
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# {{user|Gonsss893}}
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# {{user|Cheffsta}}
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# {{user|Old Timey Me}}
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# {{user|Bemyh*}}
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# (Not Listed because of Username...)
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# {{user|Hsrmark67}}
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# {{user|Shadowflashx}}
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# {{user|The Fish With A Fro Wig}}
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# {{user|Lordcheez}}
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# {{user|FalknerIsFalkner}}
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# {{user|Zeroguy}}
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# {{user|Guy man}}
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# {{user|Troyzilla007}}
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# {{user|Peter}}
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# {{user|Beanluc}}
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# {{user|Gregory Dunham}}
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# {{user|HoodedCobra}}
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# {{user|UniSavXav}}
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# {{user|0jak10}}
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# {{user|Shrapnewolf}}
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# {{user|Postal service guy}}
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# {{user|Atlanta Police}} - Master Chief (Vandal)
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# {{user|Breadsinger}}
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# {{user|Fake the funk}}
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# {{user|DandyDanD}}
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# {{user|Zeldageek}}
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# {{user|XX6XX6}}
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# {{user|Anime1205}}
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# {{user|Ocdfreak}}
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# {{user|GeorgeMoney}}
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# {{user|Lazor120}}
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# {{user|KOT eating}}
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# {{user|Zim Del Invasor}}
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# {{user|ATOMIC DUCK}}
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# {{user|Awayhash walker}}
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# {{user|Go-glow}}
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# {{user|IntelligentCorpse}}
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# {{user|TripleJ922}}
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# {{user|Crono}}
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# {{user|Destaniek}}
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# {{user|Aprial}}
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# {{user|InvaderJem}}
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# {{user|Lunais}}
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# {{user|HR}}
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# {{user|Buginmouthdisease}}
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# {{user|Mr. Conrad}} - Vandal
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# {{user|Bwave}}
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# {{user|Christo33}}
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# {{user|Raythine}}
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# {{user|X66x66}}
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# {{user|Aeæ}}
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# {{user|Kyarameru}}
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# {{user|Jambavan}}
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# {{user|StygianArchangel}}
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# {{user|Chibi Mitsuko}}
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# {{user|Tmbgdude}}
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# {{user|H0m54r 121}}
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# {{user|Sculptus Poe}}
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# {{user|Jdanlong25}}
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# {{user|King Cheesia}}
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# {{user|Lopolo42}}
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# {{user|UZ}}.
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# {{user|Tck}}.
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# {{user|Nametest}}.
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# {{user|Thydungeonkeeper}}.
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# {{user|Particleman24}}.
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# {{user|Csman}}.
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# {{user|Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!}}.
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# {{user|Fahooglewitz1077}}.
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# {{user|Adrock}}.
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# {{user|Sammyguy}}.
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# {{user|Shelleh}}.
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# {{user|Alexzero77}}.
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# {{user|Tanktunker}}.
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# {{user|Inverse Tiger}}
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# {{user|Racingstu}}
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# {{user|AlbertoTheOdd}}
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# {{user|Drippingyellow madness}}
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# {{user|Coach-n}}
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# {{user|Bleed0range}}
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# {{user|Slark001}}
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# {{user|Yolala}}
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# {{user|Kittama}}
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# {{user|TARINunit9}}
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# {{user|Phag}}
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# {{user|Johnny}}
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# {{user|Ksm51746}}
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# {{user|Yadaman}}
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# {{user|Pattillman40}}
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# {{user|Strong Devon}}
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# {{user|Koblamo}}
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# {{user|3-up}}
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# {{user|Makatota}}
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# {{user|Bhell13}}
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# {{user|Bowie60}}
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# {{user|Peblairman}}
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:Chalkboard; color:#F00">'''Optimist'''</span><span style="color:#000">-</span><span style="font-family:Chalkboard; color:#00F">'''fooler'''</span>]]&nbsp;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:Chalkboard; color:#800080">'''(talk)'''</span>]]
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== Top 5 things I don't like about the wiki ==
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# No Guestbooks
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# Trolls
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# <font color=white>White text</font>
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# People leaving the wiki.
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*'''''&mdash; [[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color: purple;">Elfool</span>]] '''''<sup>[[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="color: black;">(talk)</span>]]</sup><sub>[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|<span style="color: black;">(contribs)</span>]]</sub>
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== Hi ==
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<sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub>
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*<span style="color:#960;">-&nbsp;[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#960;">Optaq</span>]]&nbsp;-&nbsp;([[User talk:OptimisticFool|<sup>T</sup>]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|<small>C</small>]])</span>[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]]
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==Homestar Favorites==
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# Favorite SBemail: [[virus]] and [[funny|funny <small>Punt-reer Punt-reer</small>]]
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# Favorite character: [[Strong Bad]]
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# Favorite short: [[The System is Down]][[Strong Bad|.]]
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# Favorite [[Holiday Toon]]: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
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# Favorite [[Puppet Stuff]]: The [[Puppet Jam]]s
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange; font-variant: small-caps">'''TheOptimistFool'''</span>]]&mdash;[[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange; font-variant: small-caps">'''(t'''</span>]]/[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:Courier New; color:darkorange;font-variant: small-caps">'''c)'''</span>]]
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==Accomplishments==
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[[File:DSCF3940.JPG|thumb|200px|idk what this is]]
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* Joined the wiki
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* Made an awesome userpage
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*I was on [[User:Bubsty|P]][[User:Nikolce Kocovski|e]][[User:Trendy Totebag|o]][[User:Has Matt?|p]][[User:Bubyman|l]][[User:Seriously|e]][[User:NOT_Billy_Bob_Bob|']][[User:Young Roy|s]] cool people list.
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*I finally say sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. (The hardest tongue twister ever)
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* Created the [[Contacts]] page
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* Created the page "[[Wigs]]"
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* Created the page "[[Spam]]"
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* Created the page for the holiday short "[[Costume Commercial]]"
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* Uploaded [[:Image:Costumecommercial.PNG|an image]] that was featured on the Main Page.
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#90F;"> OptiFrl323</span>]] ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#90F;">talk</span>]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#90F;">edits</span>]])
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=Cool stuff=
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Find more weird stuff [http://www.ripleys.com here.]
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#008000">Optimstern Fäuler</span>]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]]
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==Misspelled words==
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Hi, can you raed tihs if you can yuor werid beocasue thsee wrods aner't sepleld rgiht. cool, ins't it?
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*<tt>{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACE}}|{{TALKSPACE}}|--|<noinclude>--</noinclude>}}[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#006699;text-decoration:underline">optim</span>]]</tt>&nbsp;<sup>[[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#006699;text-decoration:underline">T</span>]]</sup><sub>[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#006699;text-decoration:underline">C</span>]]</sub>
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==Color Facts==
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*If you're in a red car you're more likely to crash!
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*If you're in a white car you're more likely not to crash!
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*If you're on a team wearing a red uniform you're more likely to win!
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*&mdash; [[User:OptimisticFool|It's opt fool]]
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==Facts==
 +
*It is impossible to lick your elbow. (For most people)
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*A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
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*A shrimp's heart is in its head.
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*In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
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*It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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*A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
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*More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
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*Horses can't vomit.
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*The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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*If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
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*If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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*If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
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*Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
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*Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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*There's such thing as Bed Bugs.
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*75% of people who read these facts will try to lick their elbow.
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*Jellyfish don't have a heart or brain.
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<!---------------------------------------------------------------Accomplishments------->
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<!---------------------------------------------------------------QUESTIONS!-------------------------------------------------------------------->
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#4880CA">O</span><span style="color:#457BC4">p</span><span style="color:#4074B9">t</span><span style="color:#3B6CAE">i</span><span style="color:#3563A2">m</span><span style="color:#305B95">8</span><span style="color:#2A528A">6</span><span style="color:#264C81">8</span>]]
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== My "sibbie" song ==
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This is a song about sib-bie!<br>
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Sibbie is a person I think.<br>
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Sibbie likes Milk.<br>
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Oh wait She's lactose intolerant.<br>
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Sibbie
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:Marzi Couch.png|45px]] [[User:OptimisticFool|<FONT COLOR="#336699" FACE="Times New Roman">'''''TheFool'''''</FONT>]]</span>
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= Questions =
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<!-- No don't edit -->
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These people liked my sig with the picture:                              
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style = "color: #9999FF">''Opt''</span>]] [[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style = "color: #006633"><small>(Talk)</small></span>]]
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#{{User:The thing/sig}}
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#{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}
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#{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}}
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#[[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]]
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#{{User:Marth 99/sig}}
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#{{User:Benol/sig}}
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#{{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
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#{{User:Homsarroks/sig}}
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#{{User:Neo jimmy6/sig}}
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#{{User:Unme93/sig}}
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:Courier; color:#666;">opfool</span>]] ([[User talk:OptimisticFool|t]] | [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|ed]])
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These people didn't:
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*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|OF]]'''[[Image:Ayjo.png]]
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#{{User:Bubsty/sig}}
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#{{User:Bubyman/sig}}
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#{{User:The 386/sig}}
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#{{User:Salty/sig}}
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:font; color:#633">Optimist6477</span>]][[Image:sbemail158.png|28px]] [[special:mypage|<span style="font-family:font; color:#909">you</span>]]
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These people have seen the Andy Milonakis show:
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*<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space: nowrap">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/7/72/update-sb.png/20px-update-sb.png] [[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="font-family:font; color:red;">Opt the Fool</span>]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d9/Buttdance_small.gif]</span>
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#{{User:The thing/sig}}
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#{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}}
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#{{User:Benol/sig}}
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*&mdash; [[Image:kskunk_fstandby.gif]] '''[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#000">O</span><span style="color:#222">p</span><span style="color:#444">t</span><span style="color:#666">i</span><span style="color:#888">m</span><span style="color:#222">F</span><span style="color:#444">o</span><span style="color:#666">o</span><span style="color:#888">l</span>]]''' <span style="font-size:smaller; color:#bbf;">([[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#88f">talk</span>]])</span> &mdash;
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These people have not:
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[User:OptimisticFool|<sup><font color="green">Opti</font></sup>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:OptimisticFool http://www.freewebs.com/samfisher1022/SF%20sig.jpg]</span>[[User:OptimisticFool|<sub><font color="green">Fooler</font></sub>]] [[User_talk:OptimisticFool|<small><sub><font color="green">(Come in, Lambert.)</font></sub></small>]]</span>
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#{{User:Homsarroks/sig}}
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*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color: blue;">The</span> <span style="color: orange;">fool</span>]] [[Image:shield.png|20px]] <small><sub>[[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="color: green;">Talking is fun.</span>]]</sub></small>'''
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=[http://www.editthis.info/guestbook/Main_Page Guestbook]=
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[http://www.editthis.info/guestbook/Main_Page Click here to sign!]
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*<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space: nowrap">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool  http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/d/dd/Featuredstarsmall.png/18px-Featuredstarsmall.png][[User:OptimisticFool |''' O P T ''']][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool  http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/d/dd/Featuredstarsmall.png/18px-Featuredstarsmall.png]</span>
 
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustLeRestige.png|17px]] [[User:OptimisticFool|<FONT COLOR="#791A1A" face="Georgia">''OptiFool''</FONT>]]</span>
 
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*&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Kristen ITC, Comic Sans MS;">[[User:OptimisticFool|User:AFoolOfOpti]][[User talk:OptimisticFool|@]]</span>
 
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap"><!--<span class="plainlinks">[mailto:webmaster@aol.com http://devonm.com/unrelatedimages/Devon_character_icon.png]</span> <span class="plainlinks">[mailto:webmaster@apple.com http://devonm.com/unrelatedimages/DevonM_icon.png]</span>-->[[User:OptimisticFool|OptimF]]([[User talk:OptimisticFool|talk]]·[[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|cont-ribs]])</span>
 
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*<tt><b>[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#8B0000;text-decoration:underline">Optimist Fooler</span>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</span></b></tt>
 
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*&ndash; [[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style="color: orange;">'''''T'''''</span>]][[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color: orange;">'''''he'''''</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/OptimisticFool|<span style="color: orange;">'''''O'''''</span>]][[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color: orange;">'''''ptimist'''''</span>]]
 
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*<small>'''''~'''''[[User:OptimisticFool| <span style = "color: #414141; font-family:Georgia" >'''''Opti'''''</span>]][[User talk:OptimisticFool|<span style = "color: #d00000; font-family:Georgia">'''''Fool'''''</span>]]</small>
 
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*[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style = "color: #CC2200">0P7.1M1.574.00L</span>]]
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<!--------------------------------------------------------------E-MAIL SONG! ----------------------------------------------------->
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*'''[[User:OptimisticFool|Hurts eyes: <span style="color:#FF66CC">Optimist42</span style="color:#FF66CC">]]'''
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== E-mail song!==
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<font color=White>
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: E-mail beginning songs</div>
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Some e-mail beginning songs
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">&mdash; [[User:OptimisticFool|<span style = "color:#9A9368">'''''Optoman'''''</span>]] [[Image:JustEh!Steve!.png|24px]]</span>
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Example:
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*''Singing'' "The e-mail is the place-to-gooooooo!" {{User:The thing/sig}}
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*''talking'' "E-mail you need to be check'd" {{User:Random person/sig}}
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap"><span style="color:#FF1493;">&mdash; '''''[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#FF1493;">Opto30</span>]]'''''</span> [[Image:HomsarInPink.png|20px]]</span>
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<span style="color:#888;text-decoration: blink">_</span>
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</blockquote>
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</font>
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*<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space: nowrap;"><span style="font-family:'Arial Black'; font-size:100%;"><nowiki>~</nowiki></span>[[User:OptimisticFool|<span style="color:#2222CC; font-family:'Agency FB'; font-size:100%;">'''That Fool'''</span><span style="color:#DB2929; font-family:'Agency FB'; font-size:100%;">''' Opti There '''</span>]]<span style="font-size:100%">(</span>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:OptimisticFool http://www.hrwiki.org/images/f/f6/Get_ye_flask_sig2.gif]<span style="font-size:100%">)</span></span>
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* ''Singing'' "The eeeeeeee-maiiiiiiiil is aw................some! (drum-roll) Yea!" --{{User:The thing/sig}}
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* ''Talking'' "Hello? Can email hear me?" --{{User:The 386/sig}} 17:11, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
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* "Rapping" "Ee-mail, it's the place to be.  Come and check the email - with me." --[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 23:21, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
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*''singing to the tune of "Centerfield"''-"Put me in coach, I'm ready to play, today, look at me, I can check, my e-mail!"--{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 21:36, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
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*''singing'' Do-doot! Do-doot, email...Or did I? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:13, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
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*''{screaming, waving hands in air and bashing head on keyboard}'' &mdash; '''''EEEMMMAAAIIILLL!!! EEEEEMMMMMAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!! EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH&mdash;!!!!!!!''''' ''{passes out and falls off stool}'' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
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<!-----------------------------------------------------------------------COOL PEOPLE!--------------------------------------------->
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*-[[User:OptimisticFool|Opter]][[Image:Petersig.png]]
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=Cool People=
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*[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] <small>(I love your comic! I see it every time I chew bubblegum!)</small>
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*[[User:Benol|Benol]] <small>(Benol?)</small>
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*[[User:Bkmlb|Bkmlb]] <small>(Hmmm... Bkmlb stands for... '''B'''e '''K'''ool '''M'''y '''L'''ittle  '''B'''ean)</small>
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*[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]] <small>(Strawbry)</small>
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*[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] <small>(Your room is a Bubsty!!)</small>
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*[[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]] <small>(I CHOOSE YOU CHEATACHU!)</small>
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*[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]] <small>(I just have the lousy B&W printer.)</small>
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*[[User:DBK|DBK]] <small>('''D'''ark '''B'''ags '''K'''ill)</small>
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*[[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]] <small>('''E'''ggplants and  '''L'''imes are '''Cool''')</small>
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*<s>[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] <small>(H*Good)</small></s>
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*[[User:Has_Matt%3F|Has Matt?]] <small>(Has you a Matt, Matt?)</small>
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*[[User:Homestramy20|Homestaramy20]] <small>(Yes)</small>
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*[[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]] <small>(Strong Bad Roks!)</small>
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*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] <small>(It's dot tk. [http://www.TheThingy.tk Seriously])</small>
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*[[User:JoeyDay|Joey Day]] <small>(All you did was MAKE the wiki. This wiki doesn't need you! Or... wait... yes it does.)</small>
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*[[User:Nckinfn04|Nckinfn04]] <small>(I can never memorize that username. I forgot it already.)</small>
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*[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] <small>(I can't pronounce you.)</small>
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*[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]] ([[User:The thing#NOT Billy Bob Bob|Bye]])</small>
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*[[User:Ooy|Ooy]] <small>(Ooy???)</small>
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*[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] <small>(The Kate? The Thing.)</small>
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*[[User:Pureblade|Pureblade]] <small>(You blade is so pure.)</small>
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*[[User:RFalcon|RFalcon]] <small>(Red Falcon! Rocky Falcon! Rude Falcon! I could just go on and on.)</small>
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*[[User:Salty|Salty]] <small>(Can I eat you?)</small>
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*[[User:Sam the Man|Sam the Man]] <small>(Sam the Woman)</small>
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*[[User:Sir_Strong_Bad|<font color=black>User:Sir Strong Bad</font>]] '''You are cool. Stop. Yes you are. Stop.'''
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*[[User:Stux|Stux]] <small>(Stux sux... err...)</small>
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*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]] <small>(Coming Soon for Wii...)</small>
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*[[User:Teh_Frossty_One|Teh Frossty One]] <small>(Teh? TEH? TTEEHH?????)</small>
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*[[User:The 386|The 386]] <small>(The 47564594769)</small>
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*[[User:The Chort|The Chort]] <small>(All this time I taught you were only ''a'' chort, but you ''the'' chort!)</small>
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*[[User:The Paper|The Paper]] <small>(Why did you die?)</small>
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*[[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]] <small>(:-O)</small>
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*[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]] <small>(Your Trendy... even if you are a totebag.)</small>
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=====Suggested Sigs=====
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=External links=
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<!-- NOTE: THIS IS AN ARCHIVE. DO '''NOT''' ADD YOUR SIG. -->
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* [http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=the%20thing%202 I will steal your soul!] '''Always stolen sole!'''
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Let's keep this in mind for [[Holidays#April Fools' Day (April 1st)|April 1st]], 2009, eh? Wah ha ha!  =]
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* [http://www.mindistortion.tv/sub/?x=gniht%20ehT%20ma%20I Subliminal message] <!-- This is pretty cool. -->
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* [http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/User:The_thing Me on the TMBG wiki]
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* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:The.thing Me on Wikipedia]
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* [http://nickelodeon.wikicities.com/wiki/User:The_Thing Me on the Nickelodeon wiki]
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* [http://doom.wikicities.com/wiki/User:The_Thing Me on the doom wiki]
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* [http://www.wikicities.com/wiki/User:The_Thing Me on Wiki cities]
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* [http://hrwooky.wikicities.com/wiki/User:Homestar Me on the Homestar parody wiki] '''On wheels!'''
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* [http://ebwiki.spoonybard.com/index.php?title=User:The_thing Me on the Eskimo Bob wiki]
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* [http://www.jellob.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:The_thing Me on the jellob wiki!!!!!! Yay!!!!] '''Gone!'''<small>([http://nwfcwiki.org/index.php/User:The_thing Redirect])</small>
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* [http://www.bswiki.com/index.php/User:The_thing Me on The Bonus Stage wiki]
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* [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:The_thing Me on fanstuff]
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* [http://weirdal.wikicities.com/wiki/Main_Page Weird Al wiki] '''([http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php Redirect])'''
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* [http://the-thing-2.piczo.com/?cr=4&rfm=y My (dead) website!]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/computer_word_shortcuts/index.php/Main_Page The computer word shortcuts wiki] '''Example''': Laughing is lol
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* [http://www.editthis.info/computer_word_shortcuts/index.php/User:The_thing Me on The computer word shortcuts wiki]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/LOST/index.php/User:LOST_fan Me on the LOST wiki] '''([http://lostpedia.com/wiki/User:LOST_fan Redirect])'''
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* [http://wiki.videolan.org/index.php/User:The_thing Me on the VideoLAN wiki]
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* [http://www.ssrc.org/wiki/POSA/index.php?title=User:The_thing Me on the SSRC wiki]
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* [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:LOST_fan Me on Wikimeta]
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* [http://www.kilroy.x10hosting.com/index.php?title=User:The_thing Me on the Kilroy wiki]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/guestbook/index.php/User:The_thing Me on my Guestbook wiki]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/seriously2/index.php/User:The_thing Me on Will's wiki]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/efilms/index.php/User:The_thing Me on The Efilms wiki]
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Loafing|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''Loafing'''</FONT>]]</span>
 
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Trey56|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''Trey56'''</FONT>]]</span>
 
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:DeFender1031|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''DeFender1031'''</FONT>]]</span>
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<!------------------------------------------------------------- FUNNY LINKS! --------------------------------------------------->
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== Funny links ==
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If you know anything that makes you crack-up, put it on my talk page. Please note some of these may not work anymore.
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Super Martyo Brother|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''Super Martyo Brother'''</FONT>]]</span>
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* [http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/i-helicopter-hair.jpg Helicopter hair]
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* [http://allowe.cillix.nl/Humor/video/MonkeyPee.mpeg Monkey doing...] '''WARNING:''' May be inappropriate.
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* [http://static.flickr.com/13/15614770_cddbf5d5a7_m.jpg (Mystery 1)]
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* [http://oldenburg.typepad.com/time/images/badhairday.jpg (Mystery 2)]
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* [http://myhome.iolfree.ie/~www.damnfunny.ie/curry%20fart.jpg (Last Mystery.)]
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* [http://www.teamdaddy.com/quicktime/halloween_big.mov Big Halloween]
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* [http://www.vimeo.com/clip=7136 Monkey falls off tree because...]
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* [http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/bigburger.jpg Big guy big burger]
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* [http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/dogbox.jpg Dog in Box.]
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* [http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/miserable_cat.jpg In sink]
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* [http://petsblog.ratlover.net/images/charlotte/apr05/042605_1.jpg Click it]
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* [http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics2/real_chicken_sandwhich.jpg A chicken sandwich]
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* [http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics2/football_baby.jpg Footbabyball]
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* [http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics2/sniper.jpg Bad kitty!]
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* [http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0135.jpg Sesame street gone bad!]
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* [http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/funnycats_m.html Video of cat]
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* [http://x12.putfile.com/11/32419532196.gif (Sorry one more mystery.)]
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* [http://x12.putfile.com/11/32617225831.gif Some weird guy dancing]
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* [http://x12.putfile.com/11/32616564593.gif Spiderman Dancing]
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* [http://www.cs.unc.edu/~helser/cropped1/gray2.jpg <b>Cat:</b> Got milk?]
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* [http://x12.putfile.com/11/32415550756.gif Bad kitty 2]
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* [http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/37999930/1222517 From Doug]
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* [http://x11.putfile.com/10/30321124944.gif Food channel]
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* [http://x12.putfile.com/11/32620593982.gif Ouff]
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* [http://x1.putfile.com/10/27415232922.gif Bad computer
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* [http://x1.putfile.com/10/27421321987.gif BREAK THE WALL!]
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* [http://x10.putfile.com/10/28919251211.gif Star wiki wars (I don't know why I even said that.)<br> (It's a mystery.)]
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* [http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0266.jpg What do YOU do in your spare time?]
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* [http://www.freewebs.com/angelbear23/madelines%20love.png I think this is John Stamos...]
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* [http://home.earthlink.net/~bharms/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/picachupoop.gif Picachu poop] '''WARNING:''' May be in inappropriate.
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* [http://home.earthlink.net/~bharms/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/llsprite3.gif Pwa ha ha]
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* [http://www.realbeer.com/edu/images/japan-front.jpg fdghsfdhdlgxdfhgufd]
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* [http://www.circamusic.com/samples2/ChunkGetsShot.gif Chunk <small>(From "The goonies)</small> gets shot]
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* [http://ewokrave.ytmnd.com/ Wookey dance]
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* [http://ewoklaugh.ytmnd.com/ Wookey laugh]
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* [http://pi.ytmnd.com/ 3.14 is a little longer than you thought...]
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* [http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/396532/pickle.jpg Pickle]
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* [http://www.bobborden.com/diary/pickle.jpg Pickle 2]
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* [http://images.thisislondon.co.uk/v2/news/biscuitmanPA070305_450x310.jpg Crash test nugget]
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* [http://jovan.ru/pics2/kittens/blargh.jpg Cheeta]
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* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8079411349144989883 Matrix ping pong]
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* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187 Cat herd]
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* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7836547273687836884&q=hamster Hamster]
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* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2472939609435805830&q=Homestar HOMESTAR!]
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* [http://www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/oblarg.jpg oblarg]
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* [http://spongebobsubmarine.ytmnd.com/ Spongebob]
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* [http://www.orlyowls.com/?p=9 This]
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* [http://weirdal.ytmnd.com/ Weird al]
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* [http://www.disloyal.org/videos/561/reallifesimpsons.html Real Life Simpsons]
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* [http://www.thepeon.com/link.php?l=endoftheworld The End of the World as we Know It] '''WARNING:''' May be inappropriate.
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* [http://www.thepeon.com/link.php?l=familyguybreakfast Family Guy Presents: The Breakfast Machine]
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* [http://i3.tinypic.com/wa140i.jpg Baers]
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* [http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/whatthe.jpg What The?]
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* [http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/cf1bd5bb06.jpg What you will look like when you grow up]
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* [http://www.valleyviewdogs.com/images/spoodles/Spoodle-Alexia-08.jpg Nice Doggy]
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* [http://www.ape-o-naut.org/canopydwellers/images/goofball.jpg Goofball]
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* [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/images/060705-mouse-frog_big.jpg Frouse]
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* [http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/54927894.jpg Glamerouse Cat]
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* [http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/dogtounge.jpg Dog TTOOUUNNGG]
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* [http://www.goofyphotos.com/1/catnip.htm Laughing Cat]
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* [http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!orly_gyuri_ati.jpg ORLY? YA RLY!]
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* [http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/chippy.jpg ATTACK!!]
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Homestar-winner|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''Homestar-winner'''</FONT>]]</span>
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= Cool person of the week =
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#<s><small>[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] Bye Bubsty!</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] Bye Bubsty!</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:DBK|D.B.K.]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] and [[User:Has_Matt%3F|Has Matt?]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Nckinfn04|Nckinfr04]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Benol|Benol]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:JoeyDay|Joey Day]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>The repair guy that fixed my computer!</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Has_Matt%3F|Has Matt?]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Bub|Bub]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:The Paper|The Paper]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Stux|Stux]]</small></s>
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:E.L. Cool|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''E.L. Cool'''</FONT>]]</span>
 
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Qermaq|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''Qermaq'''</FONT>]]</span>
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<!-------------------------------------------------- OBJECT OF THE WEEK! ---------------------------------------------------->
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=== Picture of the month ===
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Mondays and other random times.<br />
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[[Image:Image.PNG]]<br />
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None
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Theyellowdart|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''Theyellowdart'''</FONT>]]</span>
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= Bye =
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===NOT Billy Bob Bob===
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Bye [[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]], I will remember you. You are on my cool people list. I look forward to you coming back sometime.
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*<span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:JustOrangeCouch.png|48px]] [[User:Compgrl323|<FONT COLOR="#FF6E00">'''Compgrl323'''</FONT>]]</span>
 
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It's been 14 years. Still checking every hour. One of these days...
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'''Main Favorites:''' [[HR:Main.html|Main]]&nbsp;| [[HR:Toons.html|Toons]]&nbsp;| [[HR:Games.html|Games]]&nbsp;| [[HR:Characters.html|Characters]]&nbsp;| [[HR:sbsite/|Store]]&nbsp;| [[HR:sbemail100.html|Email]]</p>
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'''The thing''' is the owner of [http://weirdal.wikia.com/ The Weird Al Wiki] and he is very cool! The thing is also a thing. Above is a picture trying to be a pictue.
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==== [[Fan Costume Commentary|Ohhh, people with too much time on their hands...]] ====
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Originally posted by [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]:
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Translated from [[Wikipedia:Binary|binary]] [[Wikipedia:ASCII|ASCII]], this gives "-.-- --- ..-  .... .- ...- .  - --- ---  -- ..- -.-. ....  - .. -- .  --- -.  -.-- --- ..- .-.  .... .- -. -.. ...  .. ..-.  -.-- --- ..-  -.. . -.-. --- -.. . -..  - .... .. ...  -- . ... ... .- --. .  - .-- .. -.-. . .-.-.-" which is [[Wikipedia:Morse code|Morse code]] for "You have too much time on your hands if you decoded this message twice."
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This is morse code for "48 6F 77 20 61 62 6F 75 74 20 69 66 20 49 20 64 65 63 6F 64 65 20 69 74 20 74 77 69 63 65 2C 20 72 65 73 70 6F 6E 64 2C 20 61 6E 64 20 74 68 65 6E 20 65 6E 63 6F 64 65 20 69 74 20 74 77 69 63 65 3F 20 44 6F 20 49 20 73 74 69 6C 6C 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 6F 6F 20 6D 75 63 68 20 74 69 6D 65 20 6F 6E 20 6D 79 20 68 61 6E 64 73 3F", which is [[Wikipedia:Hexadecimal|hex]] ASCII (rather than binary, for so-called "brevity") for "How about if I decode it twice, respond, and then encode it twice? Do I still have too much time on my hands?"
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[[User:Venusy|Venusy]] replied:
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<blockquote>[[trevor the vampire|42 61 20 6c 62 68 65 3f 20 47 75 6e 67 27 66 20 76 67 3f ]] 42 61 20 6c 62 68 65  [[couch patch|63 76 79 72 20 62 73 20 66 72 70 65 72 67 20 4e 6d 67 72 70 20 74 62 79 71 ]]? 42 65 20 62 61 20 6c 62 68 65  [[dangeresque 3|70 6e 65 20 63 75 62 61 72 ]]? 4f 68 67 20 6e 61 6c 6a 6e 6c 2c 20 6c 72 66 2e  <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/videlectrix.png]</span>[[User:Venusy|'''<span  style="font-family: Joystix, Westminister, Glitch0, Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 9px;">52 41 48 46 4c </span>''']] <sup><span class="plainlinks"> [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/discussionitem_icon.gif]</span></sup><sub><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/user.gif][mailto:venusy2@googlemail.com?subject=Homestar%20Runner%20Wiki%20Email http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/mail_icon.gif]</span></sub></blockquote>
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Decoded from hex ASCII, this is "[[trevor the vampire|Ba lbhe? Gung'f vg?]] Ba lbhe [[couch patch|cvyr bs frperg Nmgrp tbyq]]? Be ba lbhe [[dangeresque 3|pne cubar]]? Ohg naljnl, lrf. <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/videlectrix.png]</span>[[User:Venusy|'''<span  style="font-family: Joystix, Westminister, Glitch0, Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 9px;">RAHFL</span>''']]", after [[Wikipedia:ROT13|ROT13]], that gives "[[trevor the vampire|On your? That's it?]] On your [[couch patch|pile of secret Aztec gold]]? Or on your [[dangeresque 3|car phone]]? But anyway, yes. <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Venusy http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/common/images/videlectrix.png]</span>[[User:Venusy|'''<span  style="font-family: Joystix, Westminister, Glitch0, Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 9px;">ENUSY</span>''']]"
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Which is [[Wikipedia:Braille|Braille]] for "Huh? I Definately said "on my hands" at the end there... anyway, that was fun, let's not do it again. (Incidentally, what are the chances of this ending up on your baleeted nonsense page?) --[[User:Phlip|<span style="color:#006699;text-decoration:underline">phlip</span>]]&nbsp;<sup>[[User talk:Phlip|<span style="color:#006699;text-decoration:underline">T</span>]]</sup><sub>[[Special:Contributions/Phlip|<span style="color:#006699;text-decoration:underline">C</span>]]</sub>" &ndash; if you can't read it (if you don't have the appropriate font) you can see it [http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7307/braille5ab.png here]. Venusy couldn't read it, so that's where the conversation ended.
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'''REMEMBER [[Special:Random|THESE]] [[Special:Random|DAYS]]?!''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:00, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
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'''Matthew Chapman''' (born [[$11.01|November 1]], 1976) is the younger of [[The Brothers Chaps]]. He and his brother [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] are the principal creators of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Matt is the voice actor for almost all of the characters on the site. He is married to [[Jackie Chapman]], who had a brief cameo in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]. They currently have one child. [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:17, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
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The '''"XL ProTime VHS/VCR Player"''' is the brand of [[Wikipedia:Videocassette recorder|Videocassette recorder]] that appears in various [[toons]] and was first seen in [[Strong Bad Email]] [[12:00]].  The mechanical issues such as tracking problems, visible vertical rainbow, and the ubiquitous blinking 12:00 are a running joke. It is usually seen on top of the [[Telebision]]. [[User:86.147.22.231|86.147.22.231]] 16:23, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
 
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Hi, I'm The thing. I'm a user here at HRWiki. You may have gathered that by the fact that I have a userpage. That's something that only users tend to have. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that only users have userpages. The admins here are weirdly strict so I doubt they'd let an IP have a userpage. Maybe I'll try that! Nah, never mind. People don't really have a sense of humor around here anymore. Or is it I with a bad sense of humor? The world may never know. Just like the amount of licks necessary to get to the center of a tootsie-pop. Mr. Owl claims it's 3 but I think it's pretty clear that there was a bite involved in his experimenting. I usually bite lollipops too. I'm just impatient I guess. Who licks them though really? The only way I've ever seen a lollipop get eaten was by someone keeping it in their mouth. No one eats it like an ice cream cone... Speaking of ice cream, I can't decide if I like chocolate or mint ice cream more. Ideally I'd just eat them together I guess. I wish they sold mint ice cream without the chocolate chips. I like chocolate chips and all, but sometimes I just don't want anything solid in my ice cream. Anyone still reading this? Where was I? Oh yeah, I'm a user here.





Here's my old userpage, condensed for your inconvenience:

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This page has been
vandalized 32 times!


"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal." -Demetri Martin
I win!


THE FOLLOWING USER PAGE HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR

COOL PEOPLE
SOMETHING THAT IS A THING.

IT'S RATED

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Contents

People with wikis of their own...

  1. H*Bad
  2. CoachD
  3. --Dacheatbot · CommunicateDacheatbotWiki
  4. SaltyTalk!

Game

What would you do: UNAVAILABLE UNTIL FANSTUFF WIKI RETURNS + 3 MONTHS

Favorites

My favorite things on HRWiki.org are:

Favorite Bands

Spanish

¡La cosa está fresca!

The Welcomed List

People I welcomed (LONG LONG LIST!):

  1. Mrmcmanman (Talk | contribs)
  2. Specter X (Talk | contribs)
  3. Johnnydno7 (Talk | contribs)
  4. Shade (Talk | contribs)
  5. Gone (Talk | contribs) - Troll!
  6. Janus (Talk | contribs)
  7. Cagosto (Talk | contribs)
  8. H8r man (Talk | contribs)
  9. Darkspoon (Talk | contribs)
  10. Masz52 (Talk | contribs)
  11. Broccoli Kills (Talk | contribs) - Dr. Who!
  12. Vincent31 (Talk | contribs)
  13. Jayconstantine (Talk | contribs)
  14. Eggypants (Talk | contribs)
  15. Superjaro (Talk | contribs)
  16. The very strongest (Talk | contribs)
  17. Nick Hynes (Talk | contribs)
  18. I'maCluelessNewbie (Talk | contribs) - Not real.
  19. 0123456789 (Talk | contribs)
  20. Michelle Mabelle (Talk | contribs)
  21. Randomhero448 (Talk | contribs)
  22. MSquared980 (Talk | contribs)
  23. The Spanish Inquisition (Talk | contribs)
  24. Godhates13 (Talk | contribs)
  25. Bcskid67 (Talk | contribs)
  26. ArchiveMaker (Talk | contribs)
  27. Zclueless1 (Talk | contribs)
  28. Faerie 0011 (Talk | contribs)
  29. Wwwwolf (Talk | contribs)
  30. Crap4Brains (Talk | contribs)
  31. Fhqwhgads (Talk | contribs)
  32. WySilv (Talk | contribs)
  33. Kentimus (Talk | contribs)
  34. CX360 (Talk | contribs)
  35. Cat's Tuxedo (Talk | contribs)
  36. DJ Teh C. (Talk | contribs)
  37. Millz669 (Talk | contribs)
  38. Homestar Runner (Talk | contribs)
  39. Solitude12 (Talk | contribs)
  40. Del Taco? (Talk | contribs)
  41. Bottles98 (Talk | contribs)
  42. Janean (Talk | contribs)
  43. TheShins (Talk | contribs)
  44. Mrspudmuffin (Talk | contribs)
  45. The Were Buffalo (Talk | contribs)
  46. HUSAM (Talk | contribs)
  47. X-Spider2 (Talk | contribs)
  48. Shonzwa (Talk | contribs)
  49. Dangeresque3 (Talk | contribs)
  50. Smiley (Talk | contribs)
  51. PaulieJ367 (Talk | contribs)
  52. H*RUNBAD (Talk | contribs) - NSMC
  53. Ghost-frog (Talk | contribs) - NSMC
  54. Mrincredible (Talk | contribs) - troll
  55. The Door (Talk | contribs) - Troll
  56. Dusk (Talk | contribs)
  57. Mr.Stevey (Talk | contribs)
  58. Darkmoon (Talk | contribs) - WoW
  59. Garfunkel (Talk | contribs)
  60. Cotton nose09 (Talk | contribs)
  61. Jokingjames2 (Talk | contribs)
  62. Rachel (Talk | contribs)
  63. SmoothCreamyPepperoni (Talk | contribs)
  64. Darran59 (Talk | contribs)
  65. Vesselofmercy (Talk | contribs)
  66. Asky (Talk | contribs)
  67. Oiretsym (Talk | contribs)
  68. 0hr (Talk | contribs)
  69. Darkleader (Talk | contribs)
  70. Discofreakboot (Talk | contribs)
  71. Gonsss893 (Talk | contribs)
  72. Cheffsta (Talk | contribs)
  73. Old Timey Me (Talk | contribs)
  74. Bemyh* (Talk | contribs)
  75. (Not Listed because of Username...)
  76. Hsrmark67 (Talk | contribs)
  77. Shadowflashx (Talk | contribs)
  78. The Fish With A Fro Wig (Talk | contribs)
  79. Lordcheez (Talk | contribs)
  80. FalknerIsFalkner (Talk | contribs)
  81. Zeroguy (Talk | contribs)
  82. Guy man (Talk | contribs)
  83. Troyzilla007 (Talk | contribs)
  84. Peter (Talk | contribs)
  85. Beanluc (Talk | contribs)
  86. Gregory Dunham (Talk | contribs)
  87. HoodedCobra (Talk | contribs)
  88. UniSavXav (Talk | contribs)
  89. 0jak10 (Talk | contribs)
  90. Shrapnewolf (Talk | contribs)
  91. Postal service guy (Talk | contribs)
  92. Atlanta Police (Talk | contribs) - Master Chief (Vandal)
  93. Breadsinger (Talk | contribs)
  94. Fake the funk (Talk | contribs)
  95. DandyDanD (Talk | contribs)
  96. Zeldageek (Talk | contribs)
  97. XX6XX6 (Talk | contribs)
  98. Anime1205 (Talk | contribs)
  99. Ocdfreak (Talk | contribs)
  100. GeorgeMoney (Talk | contribs)
  101. Lazor120 (Talk | contribs)
  102. KOT eating (Talk | contribs)
  103. Zim Del Invasor (Talk | contribs)
  104. ATOMIC DUCK (Talk | contribs)
  105. Awayhash walker (Talk | contribs)
  106. Go-glow (Talk | contribs)
  107. IntelligentCorpse (Talk | contribs)
  108. TripleJ922 (Talk | contribs)
  109. Crono (Talk | contribs)
  110. Destaniek (Talk | contribs)
  111. Aprial (Talk | contribs)
  112. InvaderJem (Talk | contribs)
  113. Lunais (Talk | contribs)
  114. HR (Talk | contribs)
  115. Buginmouthdisease (Talk | contribs)
  116. Mr. Conrad (Talk | contribs) - Vandal
  117. Bwave (Talk | contribs)
  118. Christo33 (Talk | contribs)
  119. Raythine (Talk | contribs)
  120. X66x66 (Talk | contribs)
  121. Aeæ (Talk | contribs)
  122. Kyarameru (Talk | contribs)
  123. Jambavan (Talk | contribs)
  124. StygianArchangel (Talk | contribs)
  125. Chibi Mitsuko (Talk | contribs)
  126. Tmbgdude (Talk | contribs)
  127. H0m54r 121 (Talk | contribs)
  128. Sculptus Poe (Talk | contribs)
  129. Jdanlong25 (Talk | contribs)
  130. King Cheesia (Talk | contribs)
  131. Lopolo42 (Talk | contribs)
  132. UZ (Talk | contribs).
  133. Tck (Talk | contribs).
  134. Nametest (Talk | contribs).
  135. Thydungeonkeeper (Talk | contribs).
  136. Particleman24 (Talk | contribs).
  137. Csman (Talk | contribs).
  138. Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?! (Talk | contribs).
  139. Fahooglewitz1077 (Talk | contribs).
  140. Adrock (Talk | contribs).
  141. Sammyguy (Talk | contribs).
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  143. Alexzero77 (Talk | contribs).
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  147. AlbertoTheOdd (Talk | contribs)
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  149. Coach-n (Talk | contribs)
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Top 5 things I don't like about the wiki

  1. No Guestbooks
  2. Trolls
  3. White text
  4. People leaving the wiki.

Hi

Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi

Homestar Favorites

  1. Favorite SBemail: virus and funny Punt-reer Punt-reer
  2. Favorite character: Strong Bad
  3. Favorite short: The System is Down.
  4. Favorite Holiday Toon: The House That Gave Sucky Treats
  5. Favorite Puppet Stuff: The Puppet Jams

Accomplishments

idk what this is
  • Joined the wiki
  • Made an awesome userpage
  • I was on People's cool people list.
  • I finally say sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. (The hardest tongue twister ever)
  • Created the Contacts page
  • Created the page "Wigs"
  • Created the page "Spam"
  • Created the page for the holiday short "Costume Commercial"
  • Uploaded an image that was featured on the Main Page.

Cool stuff

Find more weird stuff here.

Misspelled words

Hi, can you raed tihs if you can yuor werid beocasue thsee wrods aner't sepleld rgiht. cool, ins't it?

Color Facts

  • If you're in a red car you're more likely to crash!
  • If you're in a white car you're more likely not to crash!
  • If you're on a team wearing a red uniform you're more likely to win!

Facts

  • It is impossible to lick your elbow. (For most people)
  • A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
  • A shrimp's heart is in its head.
  • In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  • A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  • More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  • Horses can't vomit.
  • The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
  • If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
  • If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
  • If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
  • Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
  • Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  • There's such thing as Bed Bugs.
  • 75% of people who read these facts will try to lick their elbow.
  • Jellyfish don't have a heart or brain.

My "sibbie" song

This is a song about sib-bie!
Sibbie is a person I think.
Sibbie likes Milk.
Oh wait She's lactose intolerant.
Sibbie

Questions

These people liked my sig with the picture:

  1. TheThin
  2. Has Matt? (talk)
  3. teeeffoh!
  4. Bluebry muffin
  5. Marth 99
  6. Benol, aka Coach B
  7. Darth Katana X (discussionitem_icon.gif user.gif mail_icon.gif)
  8. Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif
  9. Neo jimmy6 talk S.6.W
  10. Image:Uncyclopedia.jpgUnme93 T/CImage:Flower.jpg

These people didn't:

  1. talk Bubsty edits
  2. hr.pngBubyman Lets chat
  3. The 386 My talk
  4. SaltyTalk!

These people have seen the Andy Milonakis show:

  1. TheThin
  2. teeeffoh!
  3. Benol, aka Coach B

These people have not:

  1. Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif

Guestbook

Click here to sign!





E-mail song!

  • Singing "The eeeeeeee-maiiiiiiiil is aw................some! (drum-roll) Yea!" --TheThin
  • Talking "Hello? Can email hear me?" --The 386 My talk 17:11, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "Rapping" "Ee-mail, it's the place to be. Come and check the email - with me." --Powered by The Kate 23:21, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • singing to the tune of "Centerfield"-"Put me in coach, I'm ready to play, today, look at me, I can check, my e-mail!"--'SupremeRulerOfSBadia' 21:36, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • singing Do-doot! Do-doot, email...Or did I? Bluebry 21:13, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
  • {screaming, waving hands in air and bashing head on keyboard}EEEMMMAAAIIILLL!!! EEEEEMMMMMAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!! EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH—!!!!!!! {passes out and falls off stool}The Chort 15:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Cool People


External links


Funny links

If you know anything that makes you crack-up, put it on my talk page. Please note some of these may not work anymore.

Cool person of the week

  1. Bubsty Bye Bubsty!
  2. It's dot com
  3. Bubsty Bye Bubsty!
  4. D.B.K.
  5. NOT Billy Bob Bob
  6. Powered by The Kate and Has Matt?
  7. Bluebry muffin
  8. NOT Billy Bob Bob
  9. Nckinfr04
  10. Benol
  11. Joey Day
  12. The repair guy that fixed my computer!
  13. Has Matt?
  14. Bluebry muffin
  15. Bub
  16. The Paper
  17. Color Printer
  18. BazookaJoe
  19. Stux


Picture of the month

Mondays and other random times.
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None

Bye

NOT Billy Bob Bob

Bye NOT Billy Bob Bob, I will remember you. You are on my cool people list. I look forward to you coming back sometime.


It's been 8 years now. Still no sign of NOT Billy Bob Bob. I'll keep waiting though.

It's been 14 years. Still checking every hour. One of these days...

WIKI!

Welcome to the The thing Wiki, the thing knowledge-base.

We're currently working on expanding the site.

Main Favorites: Main | Toons | Games | Characters | Store | Email

Other

Cool People: TheThin theres my sig and it's a cool person!

umm...: I'm very very very cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This week's featured article




The thing is the owner of The Weird Al Wiki and he is very cool! The thing is also a thing. Above is a picture trying to be a pictue.


What's new?

Recent updates to the official The-thing.net site.
Aprl 2, 2014
It's the 6 year anniversary of me coming back apparently.

August 08, 2009
It's August 8.

December 11, 2008
SNOW DAY'D!

April 2, 2008
I'm baaaaack!

March 11-13 , 2006
The internet doesn't work at my house!!

March 7, 2006
User:Seriosly (Did I spell it right?) leaves for a couple days.

February 18, 2006
NOT Billy Bob Bob leaves.

January 31, 2006
I leave the wiki then come back I will not be on as much.

January 25, 2006
No more guestbooks. :-(

January 26, 2006
Start clearing up page.


Hey! Check out the Weird Al wiki!


Other the things

Users that left

  1. The thing (I'll be back)

Users that will leave

Users that left forever

  1. User:NOT Billy Bob Bob

Users that left and came back

  1. User:Homestramy20
  2. User:Bubsty



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