User:Theyellowdart

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I'm Back, full-time
As of now, I have returned to the Wiki. Now go to some cartwheels. --TheYellowDart(t/c) 03:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)


Hello, you! Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with Kyle Smith or Milli Vanilli. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email death metal. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.


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Contents

My Future Goals Here

I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.

  • Transcribe a toon!
  • Transcribe one more DVD Commentary.
  • Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. I always secretly wanted to do this!

My Contributions

Some E-mails I sent to Strong Bad

  • These are some emails SB should answer...

NOTE: I actually put my real name in the emails when I send them.

  • Dear Strong Bad, You should invent your own unique type of sport. NOT crapfully yours, TheYellowDart
  • Dear Strong Bad, Take me on a tour of your house. Is there some kind of secret dungeon you don't want me to see? Sincerely, TheYellowDart
  • Dear SB, If you had a garden, what would you put in it? Cheese puffs are great, TheYellowDart
  • Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever went to a fast food resturaunt and they messed up your order? That really makes me mad! But, I'm SURE you don't get mad. From a fellow fhqwhgad, TheYellowDart
  • Dear Strong Bad, if you were in charge of putting bonus features on a DVD, what would they be? Holding up a Cold One to you, TheYellowDart.
  • How's it going on, Strong Bad? Hey, I was wondering if there are any Broadway-esque stage shows in Free Country, USA. Your neighborhood stalker, TheYellowDart.

My Tips For "Beating Society"

  • Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
  • Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
  • Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
  • It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
  • You know, you could always take two free samples.
  • The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
  • Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
  • It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
  • There’s always your mom’s purse.
  • Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
  • Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
  • Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
  • Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
  • Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
  • It is not stealing if they never use it.
  • Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

IRC Quotes

  • I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b> 
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED''' 
<D-Fender1031> *LIED* 
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT> 
<D-Fender1031> hahaha 
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry? 
<Theyellowdart> NO! 
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN! 
<Bluebry> lolk 
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14? 
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13. 
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why? 
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question. 
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect. 
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river. 
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio? 
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house. 
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then. 
<Theyellowdart> yeah 
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now. 
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son. 
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature 
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel? 
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions! 
<Phlip> how useful! 
<Theyellowdart> xD 
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod. 
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature... 
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!! 
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through? 
<Chwoka>  JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka>  *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray>  Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
<Theyellowdart>  Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_>  br'zil
<Theyellowdart>  ooh
<Theyellowdart>  nice
<Theyellowdart>  is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart>  is it?
<SammiSeldowitz>  YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL 
<Theyellowdart>  I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz>  fine
<_20eric06_>  Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
<DorianGray>  Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro>  xD
<DorianGray>  Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart>  ...said the tard.
<DorianGray>  ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart>  ouch
<DorianGray>  Indeed.
<Theyellowdart>  You got me.  Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart>  You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray>  Drop the "et". =3
<Theyellowdart>  So... are you doing anything later?  Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart>  I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart>  Screw her.
<Theyellowdart>  Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.

List O' Cool Users


  • Thunderbird: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
  • talk Bubsty edits: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
  • Elcool (talk)(contribs): Great user around here that I totally respect.
  • Trey56: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
  • Mario2.PNG Super Martyo boing!: Good kid.
  • Heimstern Läufer : Heimstern is someone you must obey.
  • Wario64: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
  • phlip TC: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
  • kai lyn: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
  • Bluebry: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
  •  Loafing: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
  • Parp11: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
  • link_icon.gifThe Joe(Talk): Friendly guy.
  • Brightstar Shiner: Great user and very friendly.
  • Cool Tapes.exe: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
  • LordQuackingstick: ...what happened to this cool guy?
  • WeirdAl: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
  • Toasty!: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
  • Has Matt? (talk): Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
  • Pants 3000: He asked me... so he's on here.
  • — Defender1031*Talk: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
  • It's dot com: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
  • DorianGray: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
  • ~ SlipStream: Cool IRC user.
  • Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
  • Coach B| PRANK CALL!|: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
  • Hooray4Homestar: Yet another cool user!
  • User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man : You can do it, Sam! You just have to believe in yourself!
  • OptimisticFool: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
  • Pacoman : Don't you just love the youth of new users?
  • Acam30 : Probably does a pretty good job at life.
  • Homestar-Winner (talk): For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
  • CompGrl323 (talk · edits): You gotta love Sammi.
  • MichaelXX2 mail_icon.gif link_icon.gif: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
  • If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.
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