User:VolatileChemical

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Don't get too close!
Age	17 (?)
Location	That one place...
Galaxy	Vilact
Biggest Fear	Pie-wielding baboons
Favourite Books	H2G2, 1984, AF
Favourite Movie	H2G2
Favourite Author	Douglas Adams, my friend Jason
Favourite Game	I don't know...
Favourite Card Game	Cheat!
Favourite T.V. show	Undecided, but I sure do like this one

Hi. I'm VolatileChemical. You may have come here in hopes of me join, "Hi, I'm '''VolatileChemical'''! My real name is [[the bet|Kevin DuBrow]], and I live in [[Wikipedia:Salt Lake City, Utah|Salt Lake City, Michigan]]. If you would like to send me a donation for something or other, here's my [[Wikipedia:Home address|home address]], [[Wikipedia:Phone number|phone number]], [[Wikipedia:Computer password|computer passwords]], [[Wikipedia:Credit card information|credit card information]], [[Wikipedia:List of days VolatileChemical forgets to lock the front door to his house|list of days I forget to lock the front door to my house]], and [[Wikipedia:Combination to the safe that houses his easily stealable $70 000 vase from the Zing dynasty|combination to the safe that houses my easily stealable $70 000 vase from the]] [[Wikipedia:Zing Dynasty|Zing dynasty]]!"

Only, with my real name, all that information I said I'd give out, and my real town of residence with the correct state and country.

But I'm not gonna give it to you! I'm not one of those carelessly explicitly detail-giving wiki users on this...uh...wiki. Like some people we know who feel the need to trustingly give out all their personal information on the internet where anyone could see it and rob them.

I really like Homestar Runner, as I have for about four* years, so I decided to help the people on this site chronicle everything we know about him. And some other guys. And Marzipan. And the peoples who have yet to be determined. shudders Anyway, I hail from Canada, and, as a part of the monarchial commonwealth, am a faithful servant and lackey of the crown. As a Canuck, I am obsessed with, uh...beer, especially Canadian beer, and duck hunting, probably. A useless hunk of skin, bones, interior organs and unidentifiable crap, and as a fan of the series, my construction is just a lot of fan material. No pun intended. Well, yes there was, a little.

I'm slightly proud that I created a certain page, until it was changed to being [the biggest] section of this page. I also wrote the band infobox template for all the fictional bands in Homestar Runner, though some credit should be given to this Sam guy for setting up the template page. The scructure formatting for Kissyboots was a nightmare, particularly finding a way to seperate the first and second paragraphs.

To go along with the annoying self-promoting wiki user stereotype, I have an obligatory account on fanfiction.net, I have a DeviantArt account which I will not link because I never update to it, and I have also set up a Mindsay version of Strong Sad's blog/diary/journal. And yes, in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't, I made those three redirect pages.

Oh, I have to say that this is my absolute favourite quote from the site:

]So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a
minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's
a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr.
The most aptly named of all Danish physicists.

*Actual time of likeage may or may not actually be five years. Expert archeologists and romantic comedy film screenplay writers alike estimate around four to five, but the actual time was lost centuries ago**.

**This may or may not be true as well.