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Attention! Am I like the ONLY person who still does the Recent Changes Patrol? DO YOUR JOBS, PEOPLE!!

Another attention! I have now changed the deadline for 50 signatures to February 1st. Please, if you read this, sign my guestbook.


Guys, I hope you all know I rock. 'Cause you really need to.

Anyway, my name is Willis Periwinkle. I've seen every cartoon on Homestar Runner, and I can safely say I've seen most more than twice. I found out a while ago when I typed in to see what happened. The result was a boring website, but one that led me to I thought the idea was a clever one and soon I went on the website regularly. now I always check before going to I didn't actually know what easter eggs were before going here. You can't imagine the amount of toons I had to see all over again. Ah well. T'was fun to see them again anyway.

How I discovered Homestar Runner

Well, I actually learned about it in 2003, when my friend Marcus wore a Trogdor hoodie to school. He loved the website but I thought it sounded wierd and refused to check it out. When I moved to my new school, my friend Aidan started talking about it, and I knew I must check it out now. When I did, it became the most frequently visited website on my computer. Score.

My favorites

I don't have any favorites. the toons are like my children, I love them all!

So, who the heck is this guy?!

Well, I rock. That's all you really need to know. I told you that before, and I'm not happy to tell you again. That just really annoys me.

Why the heck does this annoying jerk stay on such a cool website?

Because he has no friends. Kidding.

Why the heck does this guy use so many headlines?

Because he feels like it. So there.

Things i'm proud of

well, I am not at all proud of this, but I ended up becoming a temporary troll. I was rewording something on the king of town new version, and when I came back, it had been deleted. I made it again. When I came back (just in case) it was deleted again. I got really mad and edited it so it said to stop editing, whoever ahole it was. I was subsequently blocked by firebird. Ah well. firebird, wherever you are, I apoligize. I don't have an anger problem, I have a stupidity and arrogance problem.

I also managed to revert the first pages that NSMC corrupted. No I didn't. I just wish I did.

I edit primarily on STUFF pages, and I like to think that I write valuable insights, though I doubt it.

Anything else you want to know about?

Email me at And my im is willisperiwinkle at aim.

Thanks to...

Thunderbird, Abdiviklas, Joeyday, Bubsty, Its dot com, and all other sysops. (Note: all of these people are just people i consider cool.)

Anyone wanna sign my guestbook?

In another reference to my amazing admiration for the geeks behind this website, I made a guestbook too. Please? Thanks, everyone! I need 50 signatures before February. ReadysetGO!

  1. Heimstern Läufer 04:27, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
  2. Has Matt? (talk) 04:31, 31 December 2005 (UTC) I am never passing up a guestbook. Ever. Plever. Jever! Jivery! JIBEVERY! JIBNEY!!! {faints}
  3. — Kilroy / talk 04:41, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
  4. --Stux 06:24, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
  5. The Chort 16:55, 1 January 2006 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
  6. --The 386 My talk 18:02, 1 January 2006 (UTC) I don't care how much I have or what I'm doing. I am signing this.
  7. DBK! 18:12, 1 January 2006 (UTC) The Cheat, get in here with my tissues!
  8. teeeffoh! 19:29, 1 January 2006 (UTC)Happy 2006 year time...
  9. Marth 99 I'll sign your guestbook! Good luck fillin' up all that xtra space down there! Oh yeah happy '06.
  10. Nintendogs123 Sign mine! Happy New Year!
  11. TheThin
15:36, 2 January 2006 (UTC) GOOZEBERRIES! 
  2. AbdiViklas
  3. talk Bubsty edits 23:57, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Haldo!
  4. DorianGray 01:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
  5. SaltyTalk! 04:03, 3 January 2006 (UTC) Sign'd!!
  6. minibaseball.png Bkmlb(talk to me·stuff I did) 04:13, 3 January 2006 (UTC) Hi person
  7. LePorello / T / C 13:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)Talk to me, peoples!
  8. Darth Katana X (discussionitem_icon.gif user.gif mail_icon.gif)
  9. Trendy Totebag 20:46, 5 January 2006 (UTC)
  10. Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 03:37, 8 January 2006 (UTC)-Yeah, thats how I became a grape. More tea, Seamus?
  11. --smileyface.PNG11945 (Talk/Ctrbs) 00:17, 9 January 2006 (UTC) I... like... MUFFINS!!
  12. DJM1791 · (Sup | Stuff I Did!) 02:27, 9 January 2006 (UTC)
  13. TheGreatLogini 12:35, 11 January 2006 (UTC) sign mine! sign mine!!!!!!!
  14. hr.pngBubyman Lets chat 11, January 2006
  15. 'SupremeRulerOfSBadia' 15:45, 14 January 2006 (UTC) Second sign for me today! DoDoDoo DoDoDooDo!
  16. Bluebry muffin 14:33, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Signing guestbooks is fun! How much do I owe you?

Yeah, I hope my guestbook will be this long.

My aspirations for the future of wikidom

I hope to be nominated as a sysop next year. I know this will never happen, but I still wish it would. Then I could hang out with cool people like Joeyday and Thunderbird. Oh, and Grapenuts. That cereal is a-prettypretty good! Yeah, I could totally replace him as a sysop. I mean, a robot?! Oh, wait. I couldn't. If that thing had a brain, it'd have twice the iq of me. Ah well.

I also hope to fight the next NSMC kinda vandal, if ever there was one. This time, I actually know how to revert edits, and I might actually help when the next big vandal comes!

Finally, I hope to be the user most linked to pages. That'd be awesome.

Coolest person of the week

with mixed bags of inspiration and dissapointment, User: Bubsty

cool people

note that these are all cool people, but only a few have been my coolest person of the week.

trendy totebag,
it's dot com,
thunderbird l17,
bubsty (goodbye),
the thing,
marth 99,
e.l. cool,

this is under construction. i have not found out all of my cool users yet.

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