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x-Spider2's favorite character is Homsar.

MAN x-Spider2 is a Dude.

GO x-Spider2 found the wiki from a Google search.

EM x-Spider2 has an Email address.

x-Spider2 has beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

x-Spider2 is squirrel left-handed.

LOL x-Spider2 is funny. (Kind of.)

x-Spider2 loves Teen Girl Squad.

x-Spider2's favourite Teen Girl Squad issues are 8, 9 and 10.

x-Spider2 loves Marzipan's Answering Machine.

x-Spider2's favourite versions of Marzipan's Answering Machine are 9.2, 12.2 and 13.2.

x-Spider2's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

One of x-Spider2's four hyper-favorite emails is sibbie.

One of x-Spider2's four hyper-favorite emails is virus.

One of x-Spider2's four hyper-favorite emails is best thing.

One of x-Spider2's four hyper-favorite emails is bottom 10.

TEEN x-Spider2 is 13 years old.

NSW x-Spider2 lives in New South Wales, Australia.

This user would like to own the full set of strongbad_email.exe.

This user would also like to own Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

Membership Userboxes

HI x-Spider2 is on the welcoming committee.

x-Spider2 is a member of Strong Mad's Posse.

NAGLC x-Spider2 is a member of the National Asosiation of Geeks with Lab Coats.

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FAN x-Spider2 also contributes to the Fanstuff Wiki.

ga-ga x-Spider2 is enrolled at Diaper School.

One of x-Spider2's favorite toons is Halloween Potion-ma-jig.

x-Spider2 has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

x-Spider2 doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

x-Spider2 wants to be the guy too.

x-Spider2 is on the mooooooon!

x-Spider2 enjoys doing Gnome work.

x-Spider2 also thinks Firebert is not a good Commando name.

SBOC This user would like to own the Strong Bad Overkill Combo.

COOL This user is not a geek ('coz he only had a 6.90335% score). </div>

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Mono poly x-Spider2 passed GO ! (…so where is my £200?)

d'oh x-Spider2 thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

FR Good news, everyone! x-Spider2 is a fan of Futurama!

xp x-Spider2 contributes using Windows XP Home.

Fx x-Spider2 contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

Google x-Spider2 uses Google as a primary search engine. Not to mention its beta toolbar for Firefox.

Wikipedia:Babel

en x-Spider2 is a native speaker of English.

fr-1 x-Spider2 can contribute with a basic level of French.

es-2 x-Spider2 can contribute with an intermediate level of Spanish.

ja-1 x-Spider2 can contribute with a basic level of Japanese.

1337-3 x-Spider2 can contribute with an advanced level of Leet.

js-01 x-Spider2 can't program in JavaScript, and probably will never learn how. can contribute with a basic level of Javascript.

html-1 x-Spider2 is a beginning HTML user.

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</div> My favorite Strong Bad E-mails are as follows (super-favorites are in bold and minor favorites in italic, groups will be expanded if required):

• sisters
• helium
• techno and your friends
• 50 emails through island
• japanese cartoon and dragon
• fingers
• unused emails
• caper
• 2 years through sibbie (privileges, funny)
• couch patch
• caffeine
• different town through other days (replacement, crying)
• pizzaz
• time capsule through whichever one is the latest email!

My ideal email transcript (partly derived from do over)

STRONG BAD: {to the Batman theme, letters in {italic braces} are typed by him at the time} E {s}-mail {t}, na {r}-na {o}-na {n}-na {g}-na {b}-na {a}-na {d}-na {_}, e {e}-mail {m}, e {a}-mail {i}, e {l}-mail {.}, e {e}-mail {x}-l {e}-l. {Enter}

{He reads this email:}

Subject: Account & IP blocked out

Dear Mr. Bad,

This is a message from the wiki, NOT from Strong Sad.

Your user account and IP address have both been blocked out of the wiki. If you want to re-register, please remove your user-page and user-subpages and email "It's dot com" about unblocking your account and IP.

Well, goodbye,

The wiki (not Strong Sad)

STRONG BAD: {typing} WHAT? You're not the wiki. You're obviously Dumpus. That's the worst way to pull that prank that I've ever seen! Man, is this a new low for you. {clears screen} Are you TRYING to get beaten up by the big man? Cause at this rate, it's obviously gonna happen, cause you're giving yourself away too easily. Maybe without even knowing it, too. {Zoom out to the area behind Strong Bad.} But I have just the thing for you... {stops typing, starts banging his fist on the screen} DON'T! EVER! DisGUISE! YourSELF! As The WIKI! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!

{Strong Mad walks up and glares menacingly at Strong Bad.}

STRONG MAD: DON'T HURT THE WIKI!!!

STRONG BAD: No, big guy, that's not the wiki. That's Strong Sad!

{Cut back to the Lappy. Another email appears on screen. Strong Bad reads it:}

Subject: you've got it all wrong

Meedley mee! I'm from the wiki! I'm not from Strong Sad! Would you like to see what we have in stock?

STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, The Wiki's not an online shop, you know, Strong Sad...

{Offscreen, Strong Mad picks Strong Bad up by the leg. All we can see is Strong Bad's silhouette and what it isn't blocking of the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa!

{Strong Mad starts shaking Strong Bad.}

STRONG MAD: {still offscreen} THE WIKI IS SO AN ONLINE SHOP!!!

{As he shakes Strong Bad, coins fall out onto the Lappy's CD tray, which then closes after it's collected $3.77.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Mad! Put me down! You're making a terrible stnank!

{Another email appears on screen, along with a ding, but Strong Bad doesn't get to read it because Strong Mad is still shaking him. Although it's gone offscreen, we can still hear them arguing. The message reads:}

Subject: $3.77 tip

Thank you for tipping us $3.77, Mr. Bad.

From the wiki (not Strong Sad)

{After a short pause, cut back to the broader area in front the Lappy. Homestar is walking past and stops in front of the Lappy.}

HOMESTAR: {yelling} Hey, guys, what are you arguing over? {stops yelling, looks down between his feet} Ooh, coins.

{Homestar kneels down and starts pecking at the coins on the floor. After a few seconds, he stops, and his face starts turning green.}

HOMESTAR: Uh-oh. {grabs Strong Bad's puke pail and vomits into it} Oh, man. That's another fantasy that didn't work out. Oh, crap. I think I'm sick now. {grabs the phone and dials} Hospital, please.

{Cut to the kitchen, where Strong Mad is still shaking Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Mad, I assure you, that's Strong Sad!

{Strong Mad lets go of Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Look, I'll show you.

{Cut back to the room with the Lappy in it. Homestar isn't there anymore. Strong Bad and Strong Mad come in.}

STRONG BAD: If that first email was from the wiki, {types "http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong Bad&action=edit"} why can I still edit pages on it? Huh?

{Short pause.}

STRONG MAD: GOOD QUESTION.

STRONG BAD: You're not looking at the big picture. It was Strong Sad trying to prank-mail me.

STRONG MAD: THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

{Fade to a black screen. The words "Meanwhile, at the hospital..." quickly fade in, and then back out. Cut to the hospital, where Homestar is lying in a patient bed.}

HOMESTAR: Oh, man. This is awful. Especially the fact that I'll have to explain to Marzipan. When she hears about this, she might break up with me!

{The doctor and nurse, who are obviously Bubs (doctor) & Coach Z (nurse), walk in.}

BUBS: How'd this happen, Homestar?

HOMESTAR: I can't remember. I think whatever it is, it's given me amnesia, too. {Short pause.} Are you the mailman? {referring to Bubs}

BUBS: No, Homestar. I'm not the mailman.
COACH Z: {simultaneously} Well, that's no good.

HOMESTAR: Who's Homestar?

{The Paper comes down. Homestar grabs the puke pail and vomits into it again as Bubs and Coach Z walk back out.}

HOMESTAR: This is not my lucky day.

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