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{{User:X-Spider2/Header|You got the x-Spider, you got the x-Spider2!|!2redipS-x eht tog uoy ,redipS-x eht tog uoY}}__NOEDITSECTION__
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<center>OK, so I'm not leaving the knowledge base, but I'm still gonna be much more active on the fanstuff wiki. <small>(And I'm <b style="color: red">NOT</b> going to restore my userpage here.)</small></center>
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<div style="float:right">__TOC__</div>
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{{User:X-Spider2/nav}}{{soft redirect|[[HRFWiki:User:X-Spider2|the fanstuff]].}}
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<center>This user entreats you to help him make his userpages look cool! Post nifty ideas on his [[User talk:X-Spider2|talk]] [[HRFWiki:User talk:X-Spider2|pages]].</center></div>
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:''This user recommends his entire user space be viewed at a screen resolution of '''1280 by 768''' or bigger.''
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Well, for a start, I'm a highschool student in Sydney, Australia, I'm deeply into computers and what the future holds for them, and I'm very interested in this [[Wikipedia:Macromedia Flash|Macromedia Flash]] game called "[[Wikipedia:N (game)|N]]".
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{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}}
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==My fave <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.viv.id.au/kids/gareth.htm <span style="color:#000000; cursor:text;">SBEmails</span>]</span>==
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My favorite Strong Bad E-mails are as follows (super-favorites are in '''bold''' and minor favorites in ''italic'', groups will be expanded if required):
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*[[sisters]]
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*[[helium]]
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*''[[techno]]'' and [[your friends]]
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*[[50 emails]] through [[island]]
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*[[japanese cartoon]] and [[dragon]]
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*[[fingers]]
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*[[unused emails]]
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*[[caper]]
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*[[2 years]] through '''[[sibbie]]''' ('''[[privileges]]''', '''[[funny]]''')
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*[[couch patch]]
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*'''[[caffeine]]'''
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*''[[different town]]'' through [[other days]] ('''[[replacement]]''', '''[[crying]]''')
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*[[pizzaz]]
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*'''[[time capsule]] through whichever one is the latest email!'''
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==My ideal email transcript (partly derived from [[do over]])==
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{| style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; margin-bottom: 0.5em; width: 242px; border: #99B3FF solid 1px; clear: right"
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{{User:X-Spider2/tower}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the [[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]] theme, letters in {italic braces} are typed by him at the time}'' E ''{s}''-mail ''{t}'', na ''{r}''-na ''{o}''-na ''{n}''-na ''{g}''-na ''{b}''-na ''{a}''-na ''{d}''-na ''{_}'', e ''{e}''-mail ''{m}'', e ''{a}''-mail ''{i}'', e ''{l}''-mail ''{.}'', e ''{e}''-mail ''{x}''-l ''{e}''-l. ''{Enter}''
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''{He reads this email:}''
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>Subject: Account & IP blocked out</div>
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Dear Mr. Bad,<br />
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This is a message from the wiki, NOT from Strong Sad.<br />
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Your user account and IP address have both been blocked out of the wiki. If you want to re-register, please remove your user-page and user-subpages and email "It's dot com" about <span class="plainlinks">[http://numa.notdot.net/browse?author=x-Spider2 <span style="color:#FFFFFF; cursor:text;">unblocking</span>]</span> your account and IP.<br />
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Well, goodbye,<br />
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The wiki (not Strong Sad)</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' WHAT? You're not the wiki. You're obviously Dumpus. That's the worst way to pull that prank that I've ever seen! Man, is this a new low for you. ''{clears screen}'' Are you TRYING to get beaten up by the big man? Cause at this rate, it's obviously gonna happen, cause you're giving yourself away too easily. Maybe without even knowing it, too. ''{Zoom out to the area behind Strong Bad.}'' But I have just the thing for you... ''{stops typing, starts banging his fist on the screen}'' DON'T! EVER! DisGUISE! YourSELF! As The WIKI! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!
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''{Strong Mad walks up and glares menacingly at Strong Bad.}''
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'''STRONG MAD''': DON'T HURT THE WIKI!!!
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'''STRONG BAD''': No, big guy, that's not the wiki. That's Strong Sad!
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''{Cut back to the Lappy. Another email appears on screen. Strong Bad reads it:}''
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>Subject: you've got it all wrong</div>
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Meedley mee! I'm from the wiki! I'm not from Strong Sad! Would you like to see what we have in stock?
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</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Uh, The Wiki's not an online shop, you know, Strong Sad...
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''{Offscreen, Strong Mad picks Strong Bad up by the leg. All we can see is Strong Bad's silhouette and what it isn't blocking of the Lappy.}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': Whoa!
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''{Strong Mad starts shaking Strong Bad.}''
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'''STRONG MAD''': ''{still offscreen}'' THE WIKI IS SO AN ONLINE SHOP!!!
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''{As he shakes Strong Bad, coins fall out onto the Lappy's CD tray, which then closes after it's collected $3.77.}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Put me down! You're making a terrible stnank!
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''{'''Another''' email appears on screen, along with a ding, but Strong Bad doesn't get to read it because Strong Mad is still shaking him. Although it's gone offscreen, we can still hear them arguing. The message reads:}''
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<blockquote class="lappy email" style="background-image:none">
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<div>Subject: $3.77 tip</div>
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Thank you for tipping us $3.77, Mr. Bad.<br />
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From the wiki (not Strong Sad)
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</blockquote>
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''{After a short pause, cut back to the broader area in front the Lappy. Homestar is walking past and stops in front of the Lappy.}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{yelling}'' Hey, guys, what are you arguing over? ''{stops yelling, looks down between his feet}'' Ooh, coins.
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''{Homestar kneels down and starts pecking at the coins on the floor. After a few seconds, he stops, and his face starts turning green.}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh-oh. ''{grabs Strong Bad's puke pail and vomits into it}'' Oh, man. That's another fantasy that didn't work out. Oh, crap. I think I'm sick now. ''{grabs the phone and dials}'' Hospital, please.
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''{Cut to the kitchen, where Strong Mad is '''still''' shaking Strong Bad.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, I assure you, that's Strong Sad!
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''{Strong Mad lets go of Strong Bad.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I'll show you.
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''{Cut back to the room with the Lappy in it. Homestar isn't there anymore. Strong Bad and Strong Mad come in.}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' If that first email was from the wiki, ''{types "<nowiki>http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong Bad&action=edit</nowiki>"}'' why can I still edit pages on it? Huh?
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''{Short pause.}''
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'''STRONG MAD:''' GOOD QUESTION.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not looking at the big picture. It was Strong Sad trying to prank-mail me.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
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''{Fade to a black screen. The words "Meanwhile, at the hospital..." quickly fade in, and then back out. Cut to the hospital, where Homestar is lying in a patient bed.}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, man. This is awful. Especially the fact that I'll have to explain to Marzipan. When she hears about this, she might break up with me!
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''{The doctor and nurse, who are obviously Bubs (doctor) & Coach Z (nurse), walk in.}''
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'''BUBS:''' How'd this happen, Homestar?
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I can't remember. I think whatever it is, it's given me [[Wikipedia:Amnesia|amnesia]], too. ''{Short pause.}'' Are you the mailman? ''{referring to Bubs}''
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'''BUBS:''' No, Homestar. I'm not the mailman.<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Well, that's no good.
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Who's Homestar?
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''{The Paper comes down. Homestar grabs the puke pail and vomits into it again as Bubs and Coach Z walk back out.}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' This is not my lucky day.
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==External links==
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{{sightingslanguagewarning}}
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*[http://togster.livejournal.com Read my LiveJournal]
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*N links:
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**[http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n.html N Info]
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**Download N now:
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***[http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n_v1pc.zip Win (.zip)]
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***Mac ([http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n_v1mac.dmg.zip .dmg.zip]/[http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n_v1mac.sit .sit])
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***[http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n_v1linux.tar.gz Linux (.tar.gz)]
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**<span class="plainlinks">[http://n.wikia.com/ N @ Wikia]</span>
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**[http://numa.notdot.net/browse?author=x-Spider2 View my maps] on <span class="plainlinks">[http://n.wikia.com/wiki/NUMA NUMA]</span> (Remember that "N" game I was talking about? Well, to use these maps, you'll have to [http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/downloads.html download it]. The newest version (1.4) is not available for online play, [http://www.killsometime.com/games/Game.asp?id=416 only 1.2]!)
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*30sec movie re-enactments by bunnies at [http://www.angryalien.com AngryAlien] & [http://www.starz.com/appmanager/seg/s?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=template&template_dir=/features/sod_bunnies/&template_file=content.html Starz On Demand] (Warning: re-enactments mainly include M-rated movies)
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==Helscomed!==
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# {{user|Booksworm}}
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# {{user|Eh! steve (notrealname)}}
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# {{user|Ketala42}}
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# {{user|Dookeystar Runner}}
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# {{user|The BigBrother84}} - [[Image:Exclamation Mark.png|18px]] Hacker, unblocking himself
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# {{user|Maelstromite}}
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# {{user|Hemified}}
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# {{user|KickCheat}}
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# {{user|Ryanhanson}}
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# {{user|JamesBray}}
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# {{user|Riolio11}}
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# {{user|Funkmastah}}
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I give other users pemission to add any I've forgotten.
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== Anti-Vandal/Anti-Troll/Anti NSMC Quotes ==
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===Quotes from me===
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*'''STRONG MAD:''' DON'T HURT THE WIKI!
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([[do over]])
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Got some vandals in my pocket, and I hope they're starting to melt...
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([[other days]])
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Show the future, magic troll. It burns wikis when it glows.
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([[That Time of Year]])
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''{Strong Bad types "http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Bad" and reads:}''
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<blockquote class="compy email">NIGGA STOLE MY COW! 94959409594959</blockquote>
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''{Pronounces "NIGGA STOLE MY COW! Nine-four-nine-five-ni" then stops}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? No, wait a sec. This page got NSMC'd! I'll take care of this!
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''{Strong Bad types "reverted!", but the screen flashes:}''
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NICE TRY!</blockquote>
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''{A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said reverted!!
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''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NOTTA<br />
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CHANCE!!</blockquote>
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''{A red line of text appears reading "That neither."}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to the new wiki tool, Edgar!
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''{Strong Bad types in "<nowiki>http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:</nowiki>[[Edgar#Edgarware|Edgarware]]/NSMC", bringing up the following text on-screen, along with a quick tune.}''
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Edgar the NSMC<br />
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Hunter</span><br />
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programmed entirely<br />
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on the HRWiki Server<br />
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by JoeyDay &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c1982<br /></blockquote>
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''{Strong Bad hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text:}''
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">NSMC Protection<br />
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version .0001</span><br />
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Last scan was NEVER ago.<br />
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<span style="color:#FFFF00">scanning...</span></blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em...
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''{The following text now appears on the screen:}''
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Scan Complete!</span><br />
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<span style="color:#FF0000">'''<big><big><big><big>423,827</big></big></big></big>'''</span><br />
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NSMCs Found!<br />
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<span style="color:#FFFF00">A New Record!!</span></blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a ''big'' number!!! What'm I gonna do?!
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''{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup beep:}''
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SERVER ERROR<br />
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Wiki over.<br />
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NSMCs = Very Yes.</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wiki over? NSMCs equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!
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''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!
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''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And the website...just peed my carpet.
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([[virus]])
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==Major Contribs==
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===Pages I've created===
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So far, all I've created is the [[Template:sbenav (generic)|generic version]] of [[Template:sbenav]].
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==For your convenience...==
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...I give you...an extra TOC!...at the bottom!...of the page!
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__TOC__
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[[#top|&uarr; Back to top &uarr;]]
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== My Quiz Results ==
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===What came outta the test===
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<center>http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/thecheat.jpg</center>
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===Why it's wrong===
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<center>http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homsar.jpg<br />
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<br />[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]
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<br>this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com jurjyfrort]</center>
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==Sneak Peeks==
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<span style="text-decoration: blink; cursor: wait">Loading "Image:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|4}}
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}}"...</span>
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==My Sign, including quotes from "[[That Time of Year]]"==
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http://www.danasoft.com/sig/ThatTimeOfYear.jpg
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[{{SERVER}}{{localurl:User:X-Spider2|action=purge}}#My_Sign.2C_including_quotes_from_.22That_Time_of_Year.22 (Change the quote)]
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Current revision as of 10:41, 22 September 2006

OK, so I'm not leaving the knowledge base, but I'm still gonna be much more active on the fanstuff wiki. (And I'm NOT going to restore my userpage here.)
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