User talk:Has Matt?
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Things I Wish Homsar Would Say
Feel free to add your own!
- "I shanked the titaniiiiiiiiiic"
- "I'm an original Picasso!"
- "I'm a taco from the future!"
- "Look out! Here I come now!"
- "I live in a broken paddleball!"
- "Everyone's riding the bullet train!"
- "You're a great bargain buy!"
- "My mind is a lumberjack party house!"
- "The squeaky wheel eats the muffin."
- "I'm a traveling salesman!"
- "popcorn is the latest fashion!" Seriously (Talk)
- "My slipper is a fourteen-foot field goal!"
- "Four score and seven pence ago." --DorianGray
- "I came, I saw, I fried the bacon." --DorianGray
- "All the world's on the back of a tortoise." --DorianGray
- "Lucy, I got some 'splaining to do." --DorianGray
- "I'm a man of quiet intensity." --DorianGray
- "A fatal exception H*R has occurred." --DorianGray
- "I'm a duck looking for a goat ride."
- "It's time to dance the Janger-Beetle."--'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'
- "Mr. Anderson, I'd like to retract my statement." — Lapper (talk)
- "I'm some assembly required." — Lapper (talk)
- "Have you talked to the sofa today?" — Lapper (talk)
- "I like to help the hamburger."
- "I'm the President of AaAaAaAaAaorange." Bluebry muffin 22:15, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
- "Please don't step on the daisies."
- "Me? The butcher? I'd be happy to incarcerate your petunias." ♥ teeeffoh!
- i'ma go get some chocolate buns, lucy. Thatkidyoualllove 17:48, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
- When I'm a 64 Elephant man! Bluebry 00:46, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
- "Do you know the muffin man?" – The Chort 18:34, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
- "The color of infinity inside ..." Bluebry 23:46, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
- DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAbba dabba dooooooo! Einstein runner
- "I'm a shipwrecked canolie!"-ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
- "So then we take the square root of x and apply it to the quadratic formula in order to further signify the anticlimax of this summation."-ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
- Strong Sad: Why are you strapping Fireworks to me? Strong Bad: Hey, shut up and hold Homsar. Homsar (seen picketed in the field): AouAH! Now my life has seen its burrito! (Is this breaking rules?) School Egg, 10:5 WST
- No. As for my quote, "Why must the book be later than a soda?" Seriously (Talk)
- "Why can't we all just get a dog?"
- "My saxophone fell in the drywall"
- "I rule the land of chocolate chip and pickle sandwiches"
- "The third world beckons the sock warriors!" SantamanBOOO! 7:14 EST
Parody wiki
I dare you to go on the parody wiki right now. The thing 17:20, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
- Crap. — Has Matt? (talk) 17:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
User page: production update!
I've made a new caption contest on my user page. Check it out if you want! Seriously (Talk) 00:49, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Battle Template
- could you get a battle template for this wiki?-User:Strongbadia Resident
- I don't really think the HRWiki needs a battle template if it is only going to be on one page. You can, however, use the code from the Wikipedia battle template and paste it on the page. — Has Matt? (talk) 23:21, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
- that's what i tried the first time. what else could i do? -sbdient
- I don't really think the HRWiki needs a battle template if it is only going to be on one page. You can, however, use the code from the Wikipedia battle template and paste it on the page. — Has Matt? (talk) 23:21, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Congraturations
About five minutes after you made your caption, I knew you would be the winner. I do a new one every day, so look forward to several more wins. Thanks for joining. Seriously (Talk) 23:18, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
- Thank you for the congradurations! I just had to enter. I love caption contests. The rest of them were funny too! — Has Matt? (talk) 23:23, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Dude, I made an Archive of the captions recently. Can you put your sig there? Seriously (Talk) 00:27, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
User page
What did you do to your user page! --TheThingé 00:06, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- I just wanted to see how many people would notice. Apparently, you're the first one. Don't worry, I'm not leaving or nothing, I'm just fooling around. I'll revert it soon. — Has Matt? (talk) 00:07, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- DOS was an old, ummm, way to compute, and no one likes it anymore. It was used for things like BASIC, and it is a text based way to cumpute. For example: MSDOS can compute things kinda. Can I have a MUFFIN? Or a congratulation? Bluebry 03:37, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- While you are correct about DOS, that is not the answer I was looking for. Keep thinking. I'm sure someone in this Wiki knows it. In the meantime, you get half a pancake. — Has Matt? (talk) 03:40, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- It was also on a Simpsons episode. Bluebry 03:42, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Or do you mean a reference to Dick and Jane? (And yeah, DOS takes me back. I didn't actually have a computer in my house until 95 or so, but a few years before that I had some hacker-type friends, and marvelled at the way they made those black screens bring up those high-end, graphics-rich games like Lemmings. Me, I preferred to use the Windows systems at Radio Shack to play Minesweeper. —AbdiViklas 03:43, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yep. It wAS on The Comic Book Guys shirt. Bluebry 03:45, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- I was thinking of the book Go, Dog. Go! Trey56 03:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Bluebry and Abdi are both right. It is a reference to the Comic Book Guy's shirt, which is in turn a reference to Dick and Jane. And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion: The Simpsons is awesome. — Has Matt? (talk) 12:38, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- I was thinking of the book Go, Dog. Go! Trey56 03:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yep. It wAS on The Comic Book Guys shirt. Bluebry 03:45, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- While you are correct about DOS, that is not the answer I was looking for. Keep thinking. I'm sure someone in this Wiki knows it. In the meantime, you get half a pancake. — Has Matt? (talk) 03:40, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- DOS was an old, ummm, way to compute, and no one likes it anymore. It was used for things like BASIC, and it is a text based way to cumpute. For example: MSDOS can compute things kinda. Can I have a MUFFIN? Or a congratulation? Bluebry 03:37, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
New page
I know I tell you this every time I make a new page, but uh, yeah. Bluebry 00:56, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- WHOA! That's freakin' awesome! You deserve a pizza for that page. This gives me one more reason to want the DVD so badly. Anyways, keep on Wiki-ing! — Has Matt? (talk) 01:19, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks! But, I don't think "ladies all the time be askin' me" has a visuals page. hint-hint. Bluebry 15:49, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
myths & legends
How do you know that? That's so cool! Bluebry 20:33, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Oh. It actually came out. I knew that. Preeoow! Bluebry 20:38, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Sweet
Never has a page blanking been so worthwhile. Soylent green is people. Seriously (Talk) 00:17, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
ARGH!
It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians...
P.S. I know where that line is from (Soylent Green starring Charlton Heston)
ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 00:48, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
That line made AFI's top 100 movie quotes as #77, you know. LePorello / T / C 00:59, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
Even more science fic
This one is even sweeter than before. Seriously (Talk) 14:04, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
Daffodils
Make a new Daffodils. --TheThingé 23:50, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
You got it!
Told you it was easy! Way to go! --Nckinfn04 Talc! 20:41, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Parody wiki
I made you a sysop there. --TheThingé 17:34, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Whoa, sweet! Time to show those trolls some justice! — Has Matt? (talk) 18:07, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
Nice Quote
Nice Quote! Homestar, did you spraypaint the washing machine again? So funny! Bluebry 01:10, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks for the compliment! I tried to make it sound like something Homestar would actually do. I wonder what Homestar wrote on it... — Has Matt? (talk) 01:14, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
Link
I fixed the userbox link to Wikipedia; before it had "Your Username Here" instead of your username. I couldn't get it to work for the others, though. With crap, Yeltensic (T • C) 03:08, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Thank you! I was planning on doing that soon, but once again, I was too busy being lazy. Which is kind of an... oxymoron... if you think about it... — Has Matt? (talk) 03:13, 21 February 2006 (UTC)