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Things I Wish Homsar Would Say

Feel free to add your own!

  • "I shanked the titaniiiiiiiiiic"
  • "I'm an original Picasso!"
  • "I'm a taco from the future!"
  • "Look out! Here I come now!"
  • "I live in a broken paddleball!"
  • "Everyone's riding the bullet train!"
  • "You're a great bargain buy!"
  • "My mind is a lumberjack party house!"
  • "The squeaky wheel eats the muffin."
  • "I'm a traveling salesman!"
  • "popcorn is the latest fashion!" Seriously (Talk)
  • "My slipper is a fourteen-foot field goal!"
  • "Four score and seven pence ago." --DorianGray
  • "I came, I saw, I fried the bacon." --DorianGray
  • "All the world's on the back of a tortoise." --DorianGray
  • "Lucy, I got some 'splaining to do." --DorianGray
  • "I'm a man of quiet intensity." --DorianGray
  • "A fatal exception H*R has occurred." --DorianGray
  • "I'm a duck looking for a goat ride."
  • "It's time to dance the Janger-Beetle."--'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'
  • "Mr. Anderson, I'd like to retract my statement." — Lapper (talk)
  • "I'm some assembly required." — Lapper (talk)
  • "Have you talked to the sofa today?" — Lapper (talk)
  • "I like to help the hamburger."
  • "I'm the President of AaAaAaAaAaorange." Bluebry muffin 22:15, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "Please don't step on the daisies."
  • "Me? The butcher? I'd be happy to incarcerate your petunias." teeeffoh!
  • i'ma go get some chocolate buns, lucy. Thatkidyoualllove 17:48, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  • When I'm a 64 Elephant man! Bluebry 00:46, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "Do you know the muffin man?" – The Chort 18:34, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "The color of infinity inside ..." Bluebry 23:46, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAbba dabba dooooooo! Einstein runner
  • "I'm a shipwrecked canolie!"-Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • "So then we take the square root of x and apply it to the quadratic formula in order to further signify the anticlimax of this summation."-Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Sad: Why are you strapping Fireworks to me? Strong Bad: Hey, shut up and hold Homsar. Homsar (seen picketed in the field): AouAH! Now my life has seen its burrito! (Is this breaking rules?) School Egg, 10:5 WST
  • No. As for my quote, "Why must the book be later than a soda?" Seriously (Talk)
  • "Why can't we all just get a dog?"
  • "My saxophone fell in the drywall"
  • "I rule the land of chocolate chip and pickle sandwiches"
  • "The third world beckons the sock warriors!" SantamanBOOO! 7:14 EST
  • "Is the man larger when he fills a poppy seed cap?" Seriously (Talk) 02:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • "That disrupts the pattern." With crap, Yeltensic (T C) 04:58, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Parody wiki

I dare you to go on the parody wiki right now. The thing 17:20, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Crap. Has Matt? (talk) 17:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

User page: production update!

I've made a new caption contest on my user page. Check it out if you want! Seriously (Talk) 00:49, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Battle Template

I don't really think the HRWiki needs a battle template if it is only going to be on one page. You can, however, use the code from the Wikipedia battle template and paste it on the page. Has Matt? (talk) 23:21, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
that's what i tried the first time. what else could i do? -sbdient

Congraturations

About five minutes after you made your caption, I knew you would be the winner. I do a new one every day, so look forward to several more wins. Thanks for joining. Seriously (Talk) 23:18, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for the congradurations! I just had to enter. I love caption contests. The rest of them were funny too! Has Matt? (talk) 23:23, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
I have to tell you, ookeylaylay almost beat you. I just thought that yours was so much like homestr, it was scary.....Seriously (Talk) 23:26, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Dude, I made an Archive of the captions recently. Can you put your sig there? Seriously (Talk) 00:27, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

User page

What did you do to your user page! --TheThin 00:06, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

I just wanted to see how many people would notice. Apparently, you're the first one. Don't worry, I'm not leaving or nothing, I'm just fooling around. I'll revert it soon. Has Matt? (talk) 00:07, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
DOS was an old, ummm, way to compute, and no one likes it anymore. It was used for things like BASIC, and it is a text based way to cumpute. For example: MSDOS can compute things kinda. Can I have a MUFFIN? Or a congratulation? Bluebry 03:37, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
While you are correct about DOS, that is not the answer I was looking for. Keep thinking. I'm sure someone in this Wiki knows it. In the meantime, you get half a pancake. Has Matt? (talk) 03:40, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
It was also on a Simpsons episode. Bluebry 03:42, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Or do you mean a reference to Dick and Jane? (And yeah, DOS takes me back. I didn't actually have a computer in my house until 95 or so, but a few years before that I had some hacker-type friends, and marvelled at the way they made those black screens bring up those high-end, graphics-rich games like Lemmings. Me, I preferred to use the Windows systems at Radio Shack to play Minesweeper. —AbdiViklas 03:43, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Yep. It wAS on The Comic Book Guys shirt. Bluebry 03:45, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
I was thinking of the book Go, Dog. Go! Trey56 03:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Bluebry and Abdi are both right. It is a reference to the Comic Book Guy's shirt, which is in turn a reference to Dick and Jane. And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion: The Simpsons is awesome. Has Matt? (talk) 12:38, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

New page

I know I tell you this every time I make a new page, but uh, yeah. Bluebry 00:56, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

WHOA! That's freakin' awesome! You deserve a pizza for that page. This gives me one more reason to want the DVD so badly. Anyways, keep on Wiki-ing! Has Matt? (talk) 01:19, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Thanks! But, I don't think "ladies all the time be askin' me" has a visuals page. hint-hint. Bluebry 15:49, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

myths & legends

How do you know that? That's so cool! Bluebry 20:33, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh. It actually came out. I knew that. Preeoow! Bluebry 20:38, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Sweet

Never has a page blanking been so worthwhile. Soylent green is people. Seriously (Talk) 00:17, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

ARGH!

It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians...

P.S. I know where that line is from (Soylent Green starring Charlton Heston)

Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 00:48, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

That line made AFI's top 100 movie quotes as #77, you know. LePorello / T / C 00:59, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Even more science fic

This one is even sweeter than before. Seriously (Talk) 14:04, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Seriously, you seem to know all cool sci fic. Seriously (Talk) 23:01, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Daffodils

Make a new Daffodils. --TheThin 23:50, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

You got it!

Told you it was easy! Way to go! --Nckinfn04 Talc! 20:41, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Parody wiki

I made you a sysop there. --TheThin 17:34, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Whoa, sweet! Time to show those trolls some justice! Has Matt? (talk) 18:07, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
Don't block trollbrother2 --TheThin 18:08, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Nice Quote

Nice Quote! Homestar, did you spraypaint the washing machine again? So funny! Bluebry 01:10, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliment! I tried to make it sound like something Homestar would actually do. I wonder what Homestar wrote on it... Has Matt? (talk) 01:14, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
And you also won the picture contest! Congratulation! Bluebry 01:23, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
Speaking of [[1]] quotes....Seriously (Talk)

Link

I fixed the userbox link to Wikipedia; before it had "Your Username Here" instead of your username. I couldn't get it to work for the others, though. With crap, Yeltensic (T C) 03:08, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Thank you! I was planning on doing that soon, but once again, I was too busy being lazy. Which is kind of an... oxymoron... if you think about it... Has Matt? (talk) 03:13, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
No problem. With crap, Yeltensic (T C) 03:16, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and by the way. Do you know Seriously in real life, or did you just like his sig and copy it? Not that cpoying his sig seems bad to me or anything, but you might want to have permission before doing that, or at least modify it a little more. Has Matt? (talk) 03:19, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
No, I don't know him. Good idea, I'll go ask. With crap, Yeltensic (T C) 04:26, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Got his permission now. With crap, Yeltensic (T C) 15:35, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Late

Meep meep meedle-mee meep! (Congratulations!)

I know this is late, but congratulations for getting my Latin quotes right! I've decided to award a The Cheat-Bot to all winners. So, keep it up! LePorello / T / C 22:04, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

w00t! Thanks a lot, man. Oh, and good job with the Brothers' Strong Bathroom page! I forgot that it was also in Experimental Film. I haven't been able to come on the Wiki much latley because of the crapload of homework I just finished at 7:30 AM. I hope I won't have to go the way of Bubsty and Homestramy... but I don't think I'll have any larger projects for a while, so I'm safe for now. Meedley-meep mee-dee meep meep! (See you later!) Has Matt? (talk) 13:51, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
Well, I only started the page, but thanks anyways! And going with Benol's question below, how old are you and how do you know so much Latin? You've gotten the most so far and you're younger than me! Meedle-eep dee meep! (Keep it up!) LePorello / T / C 19:19, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and I also love your rock opera! I was planning to work on a SBEMAIL! Verse 2, but I couldn't finish it. (In fact, I only got one word; "only" from best thing, the email after r.o.) If possible, could you help me? LePorello / T / C 19:48, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Under 13?

In your userbox it says that you are under 13. When I read that, I was like Woah. I thought you were at least, like, fifteen or something. How old are you? I'm 13 and still tranglin'.-- Benol, aka Coach B 19:10, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

You are obviously the smartest preteen I have ever met if you are indeed under thirteen. Seriously (Talk) 02:25, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Yes!!!

The answer to the impossible question is 3001. You love sci-fi, don't you? Seriously (Talk) 02:22, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

And if this answers the question any better, the number sequence is the 2001: a space odyssey collection of books. Seriously (Talk) 02:24, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
Sweet. I'm a cool person. You're going to have to come up with a harder question than that if you don't want me to win every time. Seriously (Talk) 02:40, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

HELP!

I need help here I was user I LOVE to troll but I havn't trolled in a year. Please get rid of vandalizm and don't read anything it says! --TheThin 16:13, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

What is that wiki about, anyway? I've always wondered that. Secondly (as if there was a firstly), it looks like you've got everything covered and don't really need any help at this point. Thirdly, how did you find that wiki, why did you start trolling it, and why are you now working so hard to revert it? I'll help if I can find anything left to help with, but I don't think there's much more I can do. Has Matt? (talk) 16:24, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
The problem is, The thing, is that with your hard work reverting it, we don't need to help you. Also, while Has Matt is right about the blocking situation, you still trolled. It's up to Dot com, but I still think that per protocol you should get blocked. — Seriously (Talk) 22:18, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Don Knotts

Thanks for the help on the Don Knotts page. I wanted a pic but I can't make png's on my 'puter. Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png 00:19, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Do you have MS Paint? Thunderbird 00:24, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
Yes, but I also have Windows 98. Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png 00:26, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
Oh. Windows '98 MS Paint can't save PNG's? Go figure... Oh well. Thunderbird 00:31, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
My scanner will do png, once I figure it out. But not yet... Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png 00:32, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for the welcome : ) *ciao*

Thank you so much

/thanks a lot for the comppliment on Thunderbird's talk page. I don't think I've ever been so honored. — Seriously (Talk) 01:48, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

You're welcome! Has Matt? (talk) 02:01, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

I am the thing! Vandalism is fun!

I am the thing! Vandalism is fun!

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