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An electronic reply!

Dear Sir Strong Bad, stop.

Have you any idea why The Sneak is so prone to explosions? Stop.

Sincerely, President Cold One, stop.

Dear Carpet Bagger

I have no idea why my The Sneak is so succeptible to random acts of combustion! It is quite a baffling situation!

preview

FROM THE TELEGRAPH INC. TELEGRAPH... THING. DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A PREVIEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLOG UP RECENT CHANGES STOP THANK YOU STOP — talk Bubsty edits 05:49, 15 November 2005 (UTC) STOP

Blast it! I say, my telegramophone doesn't have a monitor, so I can't even see it. Curses! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the tip, you buffoon.

The What For

Hey there Sir Strong Bad. I replied to you on my talk page. Quick thing here, though: Posting the same generic message on several talk pages is considered spam here. Just a heads up. Thanks for understanding. — It's dot com 02:22, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

You buffoon! I often change the headings on my generic electronic greetings! Bwahaha! Just engaging in a joke! The rules are so strict 'round here, I say! Does anyone ever get pummeled for violating them? Yes... That would be quite intriguing... Yes...

Not pummeled, per se. Just boiled in hot butter. :) — It's dot com

I see... The Kaiser here says that the punishment is not too bad.

Um

Um it is I, DBK. STOP

I bid you greetings from 2005. STOP

Its nice to meet you. STOP

Feel free to drop me a line any time. STOP

Bye. STOP

DBK!

2005!? What in blazes!? I thought I was reaching the year 1987! Curses! Now I must get rid of my updated photograph of me with notoriously long hair!

A Notice

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP

You have gone over the word limit on your electronic message STOP

You must pay a 25-cent extension fee STOP

Sincerely, STOP

The Superfied Telegraph Union STOP

25 cents!? BAH! I will pay no such fee! I shall see that The Strong Man flosses his mandibles with your spine!

The Strong Man shall do no such thing, Sir Strong Bad, as we have locked him up in our re-re-reinforced steel holding facilities. You must now pay a 50-cent extension fee to release him.

CURSES! Foiled again!

Yes, all is going according to plan... wait, Strong Man, what are you doing with that comically oversized mallet? AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh *hits me over head with mallet* you'll...never...get...away...with...this...*faints*

Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! They called me a buffoon for inventing that comically oversized mallet! But who has the last laugh now? Me! Sir Strong Bad! Yes... Now I simply must find a use for this comically oversized powder-puff! MAKE-UP!

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Want to let you know that in the future, a show called Family Guy will steal your joke and use the comically oversized powderpuff. Play me away, Donny!

You must excuse me now! I must go give a certain Seth MacFarlane the whats for, for making off with my humorous dialogue! CURSE HIM!

Dear 1936 man, I am the new ruler of Mars, having just obtained the rank of RadSkat3. I have sole access to Earth's resources including the internet. I would like to learn more about 1936. Please leave a message on my message board which you can find by clicking the blue text with my rank on it above. Thank you, Sir Strong Bad, master of shinanigans.

I have given you a well thought out list of information on your talk page!

A letter bearing the seal of the royal house of Sweden

To the illustrious Sir Strong Bad, peer of the realm, Free Country USA:
     Permit me to introduce myself as AbdiViklas, heir to the throne of Sweden. I am pleased to say I received your telegrammaparcel promptly and in the best of health. May I be the first to wish you joy of your arrival upon our gladsome shores! It is my fervent wish that you be nourished with the sweet milk of humankindness at the nurturing bosom of the glorious motherland, strengthening daily 'til you have tasted of the fierce draught of freedom flowing in the plenteous bowl of wikidom!
     If it would be no imposition, might I venture to suggest that you sign your posts with three (or four, as the humor strikes you) tildes, thusly: ~~~~? While a flowing, refined hand is a mark of true distinction, the adoption of this expedient electronic signet secures felicities of greater weight and import than your own ease. If properly executed, it renders your signature a link of the utmost clarity from wheresoever you should implement it directly to your user page! Lacking this nicety, I was forced to consult the annals of my "Page History" to ascertain to whom I owed the honor of your correspondence. Three tildes will provide your username, "Sir Strong Bad," while four will add the time and day (as I will demonstrate at the close of this epistle). If, however, you wish your signature to reflect your title and peerage (as who should not?), there is yet a shift that will serve: simply close with [[User:Sir Strong Bad]]! This ingenious device functions similarly to the solid gold pocket-watch you cherish: the first half, before the |, like the cogs and springs, ensures the proper working of the curious engine; the latter half, like the filigree faceplate, masks and conceals the workings behind a fair facade, and is itself alone visible.
     Having expended quite enough of my best india ink and your most gracious patience, I beg you will permit me to take my leave of you, only adding in conclusion that, should you have occasion to desire succor or counsel on any matter of the wiki, the resources of the crown of Sweden and my own humble assistance are entirely at your disposal. I remain, as ever, your humble servant,
     AbdiViklas 02:58, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

My oh my! However did you manage to type so many letters and sentences without running out of typewriter ink? But I digress... Thank you oh so much, AbdiViklas of Sweden. I, Sir Strong Bad of Free Country USA humbly thank you for your services. Perhaps we could work together in the near future! Well, until next time!

So long, not buffoon! User:Sir Strong Bad 03:54, 16 November 2005 (UTC) (Holy soup bonds! It worked!)

A Telegramaphonic Reply

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP

I recivied your message earlier today STOP

I would be delighted to make your aquaintance STOP

Please contact me again to confirm agreement STOP

With quite a few regards,

SBadiaRula 17, Nov. 2005

P.S.-Please continue to plummit those less fortunate than you STOP

I say, we are thrilled to have your acquaintanceship within our pack of meddling scoundrels, Sir Rula! In enough time, you too could be a scoundrel like us!

A Telegramophonic Follow-up!

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP

I relish that fateful day STOP

Please inform me of your future mishaps STOP

Also, tell that rather dapper swindler The Sneak to continue pushing The Homestar Runner of his flying machine STOP

I bid you good tidings STOP

Sincerely,

SBadiaRula 18, Nov 2005

Yes, The Sneak is quite the phenom when it comes to foiling The Homestar Runner's plans! Bwa ha ha! In fact, I think The Homestar Runner has once again taken my cheese melting device without consent. Curses! I shall show him whats for!

Yet another telegramophonic follow-up!

Yes, you go give him the whats for! STOP

You and I think very much alike, I see STOP

Also, have you ever thought of using The Sneak's cumbustable propreties to power your horselessly-drawn carrige? STOP

Inquisitively,

SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005

P.S.-How did you enjoy my viewable electronic page? STOP

Yes, The Homestar Runner now has the whats for dripping from his ear holes!...? As for The Sneak's explosive properties... you see, his combustions usually occur spontaneously and at random moments, otherwise I would exploit him like a poor sap! Your viewable web page was quite intriguing. I dare say that I am something of an artist myself, you see. What brand of telegramophone do you own? Mine is a Telly 400.

More Replying!

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP

I'm guessing that you're reffering to my large-eyed self-portrait when you say artistic STOP

As for the telegramaphone, you are forgetting that I live in the year 2005! STOP

I use a computating device called the Window XP! STOP

As for The Sneak's random combustability, perhaps slip him some nitroglycerin! STOP

Then he'd be exploding non-stop! STOP

Sincerely,

SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005

Oh yes! I oft forget that I am communicating with a gentlemen of the twenty-first century. My apologies. Now what is this about using a WINDOW to communicate electronically!? The future startles me! And what on earth is nitroglycerin!?

And yet.. Another reply.

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP

Windows is a brand of computer, a future device that allows one to see what they are doing on a screen! STOP

Furthermore, nitroglycerin is a material that explodes at the slightest shake! STOP

I realise that you live in the era where Curly Howard was one of the Three Stooges STOP

Do you like his work? STOP

I think that he is very funny STOP

With regards,

SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005

What the deuce is a computer? It sounds like a type of pipe-weed. As for this nitroglycerin you speak of, I would like to get my mitts on a container of that, I would! Where might one find such a container? And yes, I am acquaintances with Curly Howard. We frequent pubs to sneak a nip of hooch quite often, we do.

Last electronic reply!

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP

A computer is a device which allows you to engage in electronic conversations, participate in enjoyment activities, and even do work such as taxes STOP

Also, I would like to move our chatting over to my page, as your conversation page is getting cramped, while mine is nearly empty STOP

Sincerely,

SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005

Of course! We shall converse in the comfort of your user page!

Another Electronic Reply!

Sir Strong Bad STOP

How do you deal with the factory buffoon? STOP

Answer Here! STOP

Sincerely, President Cold One STOP

Fear not, Sir Cold One. The gang and I have devised a dastardly scheme to deal with the factory buffoon, we have! Others who are interested may read it on the clickable electronic link I have provided here. This will surely leave you satisfied and your factories buffoonless!

User name

dear sir strong bad stop i notice that you have the wiki user name of wrestleman stop if you are going to continue to go by sir strong bad then why not put in a request to formally change it stop it seems like it would be less confusing that way stop sincerely it's dot com (21:09, 18 November 2005 (UTC))

An exemplatory idea! I shall jump on that like The Kaiser on a buffet table!

hey sir strong bad stop tom has changed your name in the database and i took the liberty of moving your page to its new location stop everything should be good to go stop rock rock on stop sincerely it's dot com (00:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

Ha Ha! Ha Ha! ********* is no more! For now, I go by by real name, Sir Strong Bad! Sir Dot Com is a technological genius! I shall send him a congratulatory shilling!

An Electronic Reply

Sir Stong Bad Stop

I am leaving you an electronic reply as per your request. Stop

I would be glad to make your aquaintence. Stop

But first, I feel the need to ask you a question. Stop

How do you manage the telagramophone whilst wearing gentlemans sport gloves? Stop

From Homsarroks. Stop

GASP! WHAT!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SOUP BONDS DID YOU JUST ASK!? THE FINAL STRAW HAS BEEN LAIN! I SHALL SEE THAT THE STRONG MAN INSERTS BAMBOO CHUTES UP EACH OF YOUR FINGER NAILS! CURSES!

An electronic apology!

My Apologies, Sir Strong Bad. Stop

I had no wish to incur you wrath. Stop

I beg forgiveness. Stop

From Homsarroks. Stop

P.S. Stop

Could you be so kind as to ask the Strong Man to remove these chutes from underneath ny fingernails? Stop

Fine! I shall allow my kinder state to manage this situation... for now! But if one was to inquire about my telegramaphonic managing a second time, OH, WOULD MY BISCUITS BE BURNT!

Acquaintances

Why... hello Stop

I bid you hello from 2005 Stop

I see that you have been wanting to meet alot of peoples acquaintances Stop

If you really want to get to know people from around here, then you could simply go to The Chat Channel Stop

Hope to see you there some time Stop

Homestramy20|Talk 03:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC)

I hope my Telly 400 is up to the task of handling online chatting progrums!

New messages indicator

when we upgraded to mediawiki one point five it introduced a bug in the way the system handles the new messages indicator stop currently the only way to get the message to go away is to click unwatch at the top of your talk page stop this is necessary even if you yourself are the one who edits the page stop we have done what we can to make sure the people who design the software are aware of the problem and we hope they will give us a patch to fix it soon stop yours sincerely it's dot com (03:19, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

Mercy me! Thank you for the electronic tip! You are a being of great knowledge! I bid you thanks!

Hey there Sir Strong bad stop

I got Your electronic message! Stop.

Let get to Know each other,stop:

1.what is you real namem,stop?

2.what do you do for a living,stop?

3.How did you find me,stop?

Do you happen t Know It's dot com,stop, Heimstern Läufer, stop, or AbdiViklas, stop?

Hoping you send me reply,stop

Nikolce Kocovski 06:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC) stop

I have sent you a telegramophonic reply! As if one would have a reply to "What is your real namen?" anyways...

An electronic mistake!

Dear sir strong bad stop

You've made a mistake stop

I'm no lady stop

I'm a Macedonian, which is why may name can trick people stop

Nikolce is macedonian for Nick stop

But you can call me Nicholas if you wish stop

I bid you good day, i do stop

Nikolce Kocovski 04:42, 20 November 2005 (UTC) stop

Ps: Dear Sir Strong Bad stop How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

I beg your forgiveness, Sir Kocovski... worth. I actually caught my mistake but at that particular moment, my telegramophone began to make strange noises and emit foul odors. What was one to do but to wait it out? And if I didn't know you better, I would be forced to subject you to a proper thrashing due to your last comment!


I forgive you Sir strong bad stop

Nikolce Kocovski 05:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC) stop

Hurrah!

Greetings!

Sir Strong Bad STOP
I bid you greetings from the year 2005 GO
I received your message loud and clear RED LIGHT
and have taken it upon myself to issue you a reply LOOK OUT
I see that you have impeccable taste in modern websites THERE'S A COP
and have thusly gained my respect OH GREAT
I wish you well, and I look forward HE'S PULLING ME OVER
to speaking with you soon SORRY OFFICER
Yours Truly, KieferSkunk DANG, I GOT A TICKET

I bid you an exhuberant thank you! And if there is anything I can do to help you deal with those law authorities then please send me an electronic reccomendation!

Lost

Sir Strong Bad, STOP

One dollar was found on the dirt road today. STOP

It costs a mere 10 cents to retreve it and claim as your own. STOP

Thank you for your time! STOP

The Stink Man STOP

How could one pass up such a bargain? How about you send me the dollar now, and I shall promptly deliver the ten pennies to your address tomorrow?

DELETED

Double Post DELETED!

And in such a timely manner as well.

I Need a Caper!

Sir Strong Bad STOP

I come to you under the direst of dire situations! STOP

Election day has come up in My Country, USA. STOP

And Senator Warm One has just announced his candidacy for MY presidency! STOP

Thusly, I turn to you, and your massive ability to pull a caper, as my last resort. STOP

I need The Strong Man to bludgeon this fool senator with any and all blunt objects available. STOP

Meanwhile, the Sneak must dig up any and all dirt on this buffoon, even if said dirt is fully fabricated. STOP

Then you must give him the what-for! STOP

Succeed, and you shall receive a handsome reward in the form of seventy-four thousand nine hundred ninty-one dollars and thirty-three cents. STOP

As well as your own cabaret of beautiful dancing girls. STOP

Cordially, President Cold One STOP

Sir One, you need not fret over such a simple task! Fortunately for you, I am a Coldublican, not a Warmocrat. The Strong Man is gathering any an all blunt, senator-bludgeoning objects at this time. The Sneak has been browsing the world wide web in search for any threatening information on this Senator Warm One. And as for me, I have prepared a well thought out list of what for-isms to present to the offending buffoon. Although, we have hit one minor snag... we reside in the year 1938, while you sustain in the year 2005! Curses! What is one to do?

Dear Sir

Dear Sir Strong bad STOP

What became of your gold pants? STOP

I would like to propose a trade STOP

Your pants for my water soup STOP

Cordially, Benol, aka Coach B

Oh, but you forget yourself, lad! My tiny waist prevented the golden slacks from remaining above my ankles so I had no use for purchasing them. So, I'm afraid it's curtains for your request! As if I would agree to a trade requesting gold slacks for a filthy can of water soup anyways!

The football player

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP

Who is the football player? STOP

Is he the sneak's ball playing partner? STOP

Punch The Sneak for me, Benol, aka Coach B

Sir B, it appears as though you do not know the full story behind the said "football player". The football playing lad was merely filling in for me while I was stealing The Homestar Runner's cow emblazoned electronic lighting device. I had previously owed The Sneak a swift kick in the Sneak and he was merely completing my aformentioned task.

Old-Timey The Paper...Sorta

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Greetings. I was just sending you an electronic posting to inquire if Sir Strong Bad might luxuriate in this modern edition of The Paper. Hope you enjoy the intellectual nourishment. —THE PAPER PREEEOW 01:36, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Sir Paper, you are the kindest chap to ever please me with your deeds! I thank you in the most gracious manner!

Greetings stop

Greetings there sir strong bad stop

How have you been(how would you write this in your way?) stop

Do you know about Wikipedia stop

see you soon stop

Nikolce Kocovski 11:18, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Ps: How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentelmans sports gloves?

stop signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth.

Yes, but of course one of my superior intellect knows about the electronic Wikipedia database! I frequent it quite often! PS. ONE MORE GENTLEMEN'S SPORT GLOVE CRACK AND I SHALL HAVE THE STRONG MAN BLUDGEON EACH OF YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH AN ADDING MACHINE!

Foriginess please stop

i just never ment to make fun of you,stop

He made me do it, i think stop

ps: How do you say ps in your way stop?

Nikolce Kocovski 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC) ....worth.

Need you not worry, Sir Kocovskiworth, no bludgeonings will come to you anytime soon. As for your inquiry, in 1938, instead of "ps" one would say, "on an unrelated topic...". I hope that leaves you inquiriless as well as bludgeonless!

just er... saying hi

HI SIR STRONG BAD STOP DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM NOT ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT SPORTING GLOVES STOP I WAS AT A QUITE MODERN-ISH STORE CALLED 7-11, AND I SAW A PACKET OF "SIR SICKLY SAMS FLAVOR-TASTE STYLE CHEWING POWDERS" STOP I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AWFUL COMPANY STOP I SEE THAT SICKLY SAM SEEMS TO BE A BRETHERIN OF YOURS STOP I WOULD GIVE HIM A JOLLY GOOD POUNDING STOP

SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP

WHO-WHA!? Sir Sickly Sam!? Curse him! Sir Bubsty, I swear that I would give that cad a jolly good pounding if it weren't for the fact that I have already killed him. Yes... It seems that younger siblings are a hindrance even in their afterlives. CURSES!

Umm... On a side note, Sir Bubsty... How was his chewing powder? Does it compare to my own?

I NEVER TRIED IT STOP I COMPLETELY REFUSED TO BUY IT STOP I HATE THAT BLASTED SICKLY SAM STOP SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP

You, Sir Bubsty... just bought yourself an honorary gang member induction!

OOH, THAT RULES STOP THANK YOU VERY MUCH STOP YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A PLACE IN MY "FAVORITE USERS" SECTION STOP

SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP

Hooray! My reputation grows! Sir Strong Bad will soon not only rule the year 1938, but 2005 as well! Bwa ha ha ha!

Some little questions

Dear, Sir Strong Bad! STOP
Here is some little questions: STOP
1. Has you some time play football? STOP
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? STOP
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? STOP

AbdiViklas Sweden

For Sir Viklas. Hi?

1. Prehaps! I'm've was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again.

2. Every age I have seen out as a baby. I think I has the solution: width times height.

3. As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. Looking always as I ever did. It was not came's. He borrowed mine.

Okay, Viklas, one would certainly wish that would answer your questions. I do believe that we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a large F on it.

— Sir Stark Dålig

ssb_telegram 22

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! STOP

I am from England. STOP

What are your thoughts on the English? STOP

Many thanks, STOP

The Chort STOP

What do I think about the English, huh!? OH! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ENGLISH!!!... I think their muffins are exemplatory!

A Question

How did you find me? STOP

I was just curious.STOP

Farewell,STOP

"Sir Rroks"STOP

I believe I stumbled upon your name on the "recent changes" electronic page.

Chiaroscuro

Your new sig looks fabulous in evening-formal black and white... S r t o g a. If a bit bewildering. (Say hi to Jr. Toga for me!)AbdiViklas 04:46, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

Bwa Ha Ha Ha! You are quite a funny man! I believe you may have just earned yourself an honorary member induction!!

Sir Strong Bad

DEAR MR. BAD STOP

YOUR SIG IS VERY WONDERFUL (I TRIED SAYING THAT IN 1930-ISH, BUT IT DIDN'T COME OUT WELL) STOP I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT TWO OF YOUR GANG MEMBERS ARE SWEDISH STOP BEFORE I MOVED TO A CITY (I BELIEVE IT WAS A TOWN IN YOUR DAY) CALLED SEATTLE STOP I LIVED IN SWEDEN STOP SIGNED, SIR BUBSTY STOP

I apologize profusely Sir Bubsty! I shall update your electronic section at once!

NO NO STOP IT WASN'T DIRECTED TO BE RUDE STOP IT WAS JUST A COMMENT STOP YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD ANYTHING STOP SORRY FOR POORLY EXPLAINING WHAT I MEANT TO SAY STOP SIGNED, SIR BUBSTY STOP

I knew. I simply wish for all of my acquaintances to be satisfied!

SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE OR CHANGE ANYTHING IT WAS MERELY A "FUN FACT" STOP SIGNED, SIR BUBSTY STOP

Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to alert you that I've finally replied to your message! —AbdiViklas 05:19, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

Sorry, Sir Viklas. I've grown rather attached to the Swedish Fish.

Cool; so have I. —AbdiViklas 05:58, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

NYU Talk

Haldo STOP

I'm wondering STOP

Do you know the transcripts of any of the cartoons STOP

From the NYU talk because i would like to know STOP

NOT Billy Bob Bob 21:36, 28 November 2005 (UTC) STOP

Umm... I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me here. If your asking me if I know the transcripts of the accursed "Homestar Runner" cartoons then I must say yes. Curse that armless buffoon! I also know the trancripts of all of the famed "Strong Bad E-mails"! Fantastic job, my doppleganger!

I think what you're looking for is this, NBBB. —AbdiViklas 19:19, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

Oh, I get what'chur talking about now! And, I'm afraid I do not know the transcripts, for I was not there! It took place in 2005! I had been long dead!

a request to you sir

Dear Sir Sir Strong Bad STOP

I have a confoundment for you to solve STOP

Do you remove your facial headgear and gentelman's sports gloves before you go to bed? STOP

             Stinkfully yours,
              Benol, aka Coach B

Yes, and I look somewhat like this. File:SB maskless.png

A reply

No problem, my doppleganger! And you had better thank me for those exemplatory genes that I passed on to you as well!

Greetings sir strong bad stop

Hello and greetings sir strong bad stop

how has yon been stop

Do you happen to own a contraption in the year 2001 called an Xbox stop

on an unrelated topic: how would you say, "see ya later"?

Nikolce Kocovski 05:00, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

Unfortunately, Sir Kocovskiworth, I do not. Software companies such as Nintendo and Sony are closer to me than those such as Microsoft. And instead of "see ya later", one could say "I'll converse with you at a later hour."

once again, greetings sir strong bad

HI THERE SIR STRONG BAD STOP I WAS WONDERING HOW JR. TOGA WAS DOING STOP AND WHO THE CRAP HE IS STOP

SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP

Jr. Toga is feeling horrendous! As I have just had the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Jr. Toga is the nick name I gave my younger sibling, Sickly Sam.

I SEE STOP TELL HIM HE IS A DUMB AND CRAPPY GUY PLEASE STOP

SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP

Hello. This is Sickly Sam. It's people like you that have driven me into following through with suicGF&#RHP!($#&G BSJBK OW! STOP IT! JKLWGli73)(*%#YT

Sorry about that Sir Bubsty. That was just Jr. Toga. Mercy! What a buffoon!

Hey there Sir Strong bad stop

How has yon been doing, let me ask a couple of questionsSTOP:

1. Do you now a fellow by the name of bubsty? Stop

2.what be your favourite toon? stop'

3.where does yous reside in?stop

"on an unrelated topic..." How do you say holy crap

"I'll converse with you at a later hour."

Nikolce Kocovski 08:51, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

Things are going just smoothly down here in the olden eras. How is it going for you? Swimmingly, I hope. Yes, I do know the fellow Sir Bubsty! He is quite a swell person. My favorite toon be "That a Ghost". I reside in Free Country USA in the year 1938! And although my doppleganger says "holy crap", I prefer to say "holy soup bonds!".

And as a reward for your gestures, you have earned a spot in my electronic Honorary Members section! Hurray for you!

Suggestion for Gang pics

Pardon the interruption and nevermind the bullocks, but I noticed the bios of your Gang Members and their portraits don't line up so well. You could get them to by adding {{clear}} at the end of each paragraph! —AbdiViklas 03:14, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

SIR VIKLAS YOU ARE A COMPUTER GENIUS MAN! Let's do some manner of stylish jig for the computer genius man!

Bottom ten

Greetings my kind friend, i got your message and i was overjoyed when i saw that you put me down as your "Honorary Gang Members" stop thank you.

Might as you of something, kind sir, what be your bottom ten stop?

ps: how would you say, "your bottom ten in your way?

signed: Sir Kocovski....worth.

Nikolce Kocovski 06:31, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

Sir Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is as follows...

10. This is a simple one. Dry garment contests. Blast! What a waste of H20!

9. That horrible painting in The Strong Man's living quarters that's been there since were tykes.

8. Telegramoparcels with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line. Curses! I can't even open the cursed things!

7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food. Such as Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Nibblins.

6. The foul stench of wet The Sneak

5. Um... Let's see here...not... pigeons... They consume bread crumbs.

4. Oh yes! There was this one time that I had to engage in the hugging of a tree. Curses!

3. Giving parsnip-themed desserts dangerous names.

2. Songs that try to pass off "Doo wacka doo wacka doos" as legit lyrics.

And number one on Sir Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is...

1. BUFFOONS!

Sorry sir strong bad stop

I recently got your electronic message, stop

it kinda sound like your mad at me for asking that question bottem ten, stop

so please forgive me if i made you upset stop

i'll converse with you at a later hour, i'm sorry

Nikolce Kocovski 06:04, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

Sir Kocovskiworth, you were in no way upsetting me! It just took my a while to answer is all. One would suppose I should word things better. My apologies!

Accomplice

Dear Sir STOP

I would like to join your gang STOP

-- Benol, aka Coach B 21:31, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?

---Insert cheap compliment to Sir Strong Bad here---

How about I put another Bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine? The Sneak's wasn't large enough.-- Benol, aka Coach B 12:39, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

P.S. I would like this picture used: Image:coachz1936.png

You've got it, Sir B!

Zeppelin warning

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP I AM CONTACTING YOU TO WARN YOU ABOUT ERRANT ZEPPELINS STOP I KNOW A JOLLY OLD CHAP WHO LOST A RATHER NASTY FIGHT WITH ONE OF THESE HELIUM-FILLED MENACES STOP TAKE CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR ESTEEMED BAND OF ROUSTABOUTS KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT STOP YOURS TRULY STOP THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES

I dare say, Lady Producer of Small Punched Cards to Run Newfangled Thinking Machines, I too know an unfortunate sap who was foiled by the spontaneous combustion of a zeppelin! That dapper jackanapes The Sneak is the sir I am referring to. He tried to manage a heist aboard one of those newfangled transporting machines and ended up with a mouth full of ashes! Thanks for the heads up, Lady P.O.S.P.C.U.T.R.N.T.M!

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIMELY REPLY STOP I WOULD LIKE TO BRING IT TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT I AM IN FACT A LADY AND NOT A PARTICULARLY PRANCY LAD IN A GHASTLY WIG STOP I ASSUME THAT THE SNEAK WAS NOT MUCH HARMED BY THE UNFORTUNATE ZEPPELIN ACCIDENT GIVEN HIS UNUSUAL HOBBY OF EXPLODING STOP GIVE THE SNEAK MY GOOD REGARDS STOP THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES

I beg your forgiveness LADY Coder. I actually knew that you were indeed, female. I even read your electronic user page. I am just so used to answering telegramoparcels belonging to lads that it has become second nature for me to include "SIR" in any and all user names! My apologies!

No problem STOP If you want to refer to me as "SIR" I won't take any offense STOP Obnoxiously long old-timey username

question and forgiveness

Greetings sir strong bad stop

i read your telegramaparcel about you saying sorry and apology accepted stop

anyway onto business stop'

i have a couple of question:

1.don't you think the actual article of sir strong bad should also say stuff about you?

2. Have you every had a bullying problem in school?

in an unrelated topic: do you know Heimstern Läufer?

i'll converse with you at a later hour.

Nikolce Kocovski 06:16, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

No article in a Main namespace should reference or direct to a user. Except in the rare case of a Strong Bad Email sent in by a Wiki user, or a Fanstuff sent in by a Wiki user. — Lapper (talk) 21:24, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

Bwa Ha Ha! A quite noble idea indeed, but as my chap Sir Lapper here says, I can do no such thing. And as for you second inquiry... You see, many saps had taken a disliking to me during my schoolboy days, due to my quick comebacks and clever jabs. But fortunately for me, The Strong Man (or The Strong Boy, at the time) was able to pummell any being who attempted to so much as graze my husky dome! If one such as yourself in experiencing a bullying conundrum, then allow me to have the Strong Man bludgeon the buffoon with a battering ram!

Sirs STOP

Sir Strong Bad STOP

How should one simple carpet bagger STOP

Hope to make it to you mighty List of Sirs STOP

List of Sirs is my word for you changing STOP

User names in to Old Timy style names STOP

hr.png NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 21:02, 8 December 2005 (UTC) STOP

P.S. STOP

If you accpt me into you Sirs STOP

Please use this... STOP

Image:bossman.png STOP

Image for me! STOP

I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?

---Insert cheap compliment to Sir Strong Bad here---

Feeling down

Greetings sir strong bad stop

how have you been, i've doing great except on wikipedia.

To tell you the truth i've been feeling down, so i'll tell you whats be bothering me, but at a later hour. Right now there a lot of tv shows for me to watch, so ask me about it later, okay.

Nikolce Kocovski 07:50, 9 December 2005 (UTC) ....worth

Oh, I dare say, I too have several radio-mystery progrums I need to engage in the listening to as well.

an electronic reply

Dear, Sir Strong Bad STOP

If I'm accepted in to you gang STOP

I will give 3 sevises STOP

1. I will bring the Sneak to the Panama Canal to do the Hully Gully STOP

2. I will sort papers to be fired or fired STOP

3. I will steal all of Fat Duddly hooch for the gang on a special acasion STOP

Sirly, hr.png NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 16:48, 9 December 2005 (UTC) STOP

You sir, just bought yourself a gang induction!

a question for you...

What's up man? I've got a question... What's the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten? I want to know the answer. --The 386 My talk 20:36, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

As a matter of fact Sir 386, I have one answer for all three of those electronic inquiries. And that answer is... The only episode ever recorded of the short-lived TOMMY DORSEY cartoon series! Only one episode was ever created and it was... cancelled before the first commercial-advertisement break. CURSES!

I could tell by what you said. If I want to be a member, I have to... 1. Torture The Homestar Runner, 2. Kidnap his girlfriend, 3. Give The Sneak his helping. What do you think? --The 386 My talk 01:18, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

Well, you see, I am quite capable of torturing the Homestar Runner myself. (although I can never have too much help). But answer me this! What could we do with The Homestar Runner's girlfriend? Could we tie her to some train tracks? And I feel extra egotistical and dapper today, so I may need another cheap compliment. BWA HA HA!

Well how bout this... I will place her over a very hot pit of molten lava, with her suspended up there. How would you figure? --The 386 My talk 01:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

Yes, sounds good. And one final question. What rank would you consider yourself in my gang? For example, I am the "Brains". The Sneak is "The Thief". And The Strong Man is "The Brawn". (And you can't use any of those ranks).

You just made me part of the telagram recieving, man! --The 386 My talk 02:02, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

All right, I shall update the page when the rest of the gang responds to the same question.

Good day

Greetings there sir strong bad stop

i am feeling fantastic now that this is saturday stop

you can converse with me now, my shows are over for now. stop

i bid you good tiddings(does this mean goodbye?) stop

Nikolce Kocovski 23:46, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

That's fantastic news! Luckily for me, it is still Friday where I reside! Feel free to converse away, Sir Kocovskiworth! (And yes, good tidings basically means "I wish you the best of luck")

An electronic ranking like thing!

GREETINGS SIR STRONG BAD STOP I RECIEVED YOUR ELECTRONIC MESSAGE STOP FOR A RANK, I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT RANK I SHOULD BE STOP PROBABLY LIKE, THE ANNOYING GUY STOP SOMETHING LIKE THAT STOP
SINCERELY STOP
SIR BUBSTY STOP

Got it!


I too got your telegramaparcel STOP

I think that I should be "The Information Giver" or "The Speed Unit" STOP

That is because I have much knowledge of the world and I go through Wikipages so fast, even I'm not sure how I do it! STOP

Sincerely yours,

'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'

Rank

I belive I would be the theifbrainbrawns of the group. STOP

-- Benol, aka Coach B 13:48, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure you can do that, Coach B. STOP

'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'

rank

Dear, Boss STOP

this reply is about you inquireie of ranks STOP

If I was a rank I would be The Age STOP

Because I'm (in the gang not real life) the oldest one STOP

But thats not very good so I need a little help STOP

Thinking of what I am STOP

hr.png NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 15:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC) STOP

A Modern Telogrammothingy!

Hello again, Sir Strong Bad! STOP
It is I, Sir Rroks! STOP
I wish to inquire as to your present state of health! STOP
Are you well? STOP
If not, please say hello to Sir Pietimer for me! STOP
Bafoonishly yours, STOP
Sir Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gifSTOP

An Electronic P. S. STOP
I wish to inform you that I would gladly assist you and your band of miscreants in any way possible if I am made a gang member! STOP
I would happily help you with your telogrammophonic managing!STOP
You may use any picture for me, but I would like you to use this one!STOP
Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG

Thank you for reading thus far! STOP

WOAH! That has to be the greatest picture-ma-drawin' I've ever seen! You may be inducted into my electronic gang for creativity alone if you tell me what rank you would like to go by!

The I bring you thanks! award

Sorry it's not in b/w!
HI SIR STRONG BAD STOP FOR HAVING A COOL IDEA AND BEING NICE I GIVE YOU THE I BRING YOU THANKS AWARD STOP THANKS FOR BEING COOL STOP
SINCERELY STOP
SIR BUBSTY STOP

I bid you a thank you of the highest regard! You sir, are a true gang member if there ever was one!

Greetings!

Sir Strong Bad, STOP

I have recently gotten your ten pennies to my door STOP

Therefore, I have sent you the one whole dollar on your request STOP

New information says that one dollar is worth one hundred pennies! STOP

Take wonderful care of that dollar and all of the bountiful money is yours! STOP

Sincerely,

The Stink Man

Uhh... I say umm... I never recieved the dollar, per se... Yeah... So I'm going to need another one. In a timely manner as well.

How are you?

hey there sir strong bad stop

how have you been this fine couple of days stop

might i ask,: what is your intrest outside of Homestar runner?

I'll converse with you at a later hour.

Nikolce Kocovski 04:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

Ha! An interest in The Homestar Runner? That buffoon gives me nothing but grief!... Oh. OH! You mean besides FOILING THE PLANS of The Homestar Runner, don't you? Oh, yes. Well, besides that buffoon, I also enjoy piloting flying machines and provoking zeppelins into combusting!

Nikolce Kocovski's rank

Greetings again stop

i recently read my talk page messages, you've asked me what rank am i in your gang,correct?

anyway, i can't be "brains,thief or brawns", hmmmmm, i normally would be suited for "support" you know if a man goes down i charge in and help out, i guess or i can be the computer guy (the computer brain or tech guy) or i could be something else, reply me what ranks are there? i could be best suited for "tech guy"?

sir Nikolce Kocovski 04:55, 11 December 2005 (UTC) .......worth.

Or perhaps "tech support"? Bwa Ha Ha Ha!

are you making fun of me?

Nikolce Kocovski 08:22, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

What? Of course not. You said "the tech guy" and then "support". If you put them both together, it makes "tech support", the chaps you call if you're having technical problems.

i'm sorry, i get a bit overriacted(sp) but your sounds perfect for me, i'm a TECH SUPPORT', sorry if i said ot out loud?

Nikolce Kocovski 07:47, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

Heil Sir Stark Schlecht!

Es lebe Sir Stark Schlecht STOPP

It is my strong hope that all is well for you and that no Kaisers are flummoxing your plans STOPP.

But if they are, I will be glad to defeat them with my rapier wit and facility in the tongue of the Weimar Republic STOPP

I'll give them what for such as they've never dreamt of STOPP

May none query how you use the telegammophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves so long as Rockefeller's monocle sits on his eyeball, STOPP

Hochachtungsvoll
Herr Heimstern Läufer 06:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

Greetings, Sir Läufer! Such kind gestures insure you a comfortable position in my gang of jackanapes if you were to answer me this. What was my original electronic username? I must see if you truly know Sir Strong Bad!

Finding such information proved easier than stealing Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights from an infant! For in November of 1936 (or 2005, it is uncertain which), you changed your name from ********! Heimstern Läufer 06:27, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

HOLY SOUP BONDS! You sir, know me like The Sneak knows the blueprints of the Fluffy Puff labor mill! To tell you the truth, I never doubted your knowledge. I just kinda have to crack down a little nowadays. Now all I need from a chap such as yourself is a B/W telegramopicture of what you would like your electronic profile to depict and your preferred ranking!

You flatter me, edler Herr Stark Schlecht. I regretfully state that my skill at telegramophotography is nil: I know nothing about retreiving images or draining from them the color. I would gladly have a picture of Homestar Runner wearing lederhosen for my appearance, but I know not how to provide you such an image in B/W. One called "Image:homestaryodle" exists on the Wiki in color. I have thought of an exemplary rank for myself, however. I shall be called the Doppelgänger, should that please you. Heimstern Läufer 06:49, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

Well, Sir Läufer, I can convert the telegramopicture "homestaryodle" into a black and white one, but unfortunately, I can only save it as an electronic jpeg file. CURSES! What is one to do?

Perhaps until another brilliant idea comes to one of us, we could use the national flag of Germany, rather as you did with Sir Nikolce's flag of Macedonia, if you are able to do that. Heimstern Läufer 07:05, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

An exemplatory idea!

I uploaded a black and white version of Image:homestaryodle for you guys. You can find it at Image:homestaryodlebw.PNG. Sorry for this reply not being in Old-Timey form. It's too early for me to think that much. —Zelinda 16:53, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

Hallo, Sir Stark Schlecht:
I am so pleased that I have joined your gang as Doppelgänger! I do wish to observe, however, that the word should be capitalized and that the "a" needs an umlaut. I imagine you could copy and paste is from how I've written it on this talk page. I just wanted to ensure that your page's use of the Deutsch langugage is impeccable, and that no Weimar carpetbaggers will laugh at you. Respectfully, Herr Heimstern Läufer 22:00, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

A Message From Sir Rroks!

Sir Strong Bad! Stop
I would be glad to be your personal telogrammophonic assistant! Stop
I will also clean up after The Sneak when his head bursts asunder! Stop
If you wish to have me undertake any further duties, you have only to inform me of your wishes! Stop
From Sir Rroks. Stop

gang member image

Would you like this image?

--The 386 My talk 18:04, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

Fine by me!

Idea! STOP

Dear, Sir Strong Bad STOP

I have an idea STOP

The gang should STOP

Work on makeing more stuff STOP

Like: Mottos, or sympols to represent our gang STOP

and maybe even a balled of the honoray gang STOP

hr.png NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 19:45, 11 December 2005 (UTC) STOP

Why, I think you may be on to something, Sir Not Bob. Perhaps if we all collaborated we could come up with something dastardly yet inviting. View the section below.

An electronic forum

Anybody with a good motto or symbol can post it here

Sir Strong Bad

Okay so I've got a motto it's a little cheesey but here it goes STOP

"Were as OLD School as you can get" STOP

hr.png NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 22:33, 11 December 2005 (UTC) STOP

How 'bout "Sir Strong Bad's Dappler Swindlers" for our gang name?--Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 22:44, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

They all sound superb. If we had some sort of symbol-ma-drawin' we'd be in business!

Dear Boss,

THE HECK WITH A SYMBOL-MA-DRAWIN' STOP

I've got somthing much better STOP

File:gang logo.gif STOP

Dapperly (but not even close to as much as you) SIR NOT BOB STOP

Goodness, Sir Not Bob! That's spectacular! My respect for you has risen!

Thank You Boss, STOP

May I inquire about my logo-ma-animate STOP

Will it be shown on your electronic user page? STOP

SIR NOT BOB STOP

Why, Sir Not Bob, it's been on my electronic user page for quite a long time now. Give it a gander.

AN IMAGE FOR YOU!

DEAR SIR STOP

I MADE AN IMAGE FOR YOU STOP

HERE IT IS: sirbad.jpg

SIR B

THIS IMAGE IS COOL TOO! STOP

6397.jpg


SIR B

HOLY SOUP BONDS! SIR B! THOSE ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLE PICTURE-MA-DRAWINS' I HAVE EVER LAID MY DAPPER EYES ON! THAT-- HOW DID YOU??? HUBBAH-DUBBAH- WHA!? GENIUS!

Are you going to add them, or not???--SIR B

Ahhhhhhhh! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database! Yeah, whatever Sir B. I'll get right on that.

A Reply from Miss Luvr

Sure, I'll convert images into black and white for you. I've got nothing else better to do. Go ahead and send me the images. On the subject of your gang invitation, of course I'd love to be in it. —Zelinda 18:35, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

question and drat.

Greetigns there sir strong bad stop

how have you been stop

i've been doing great since where i'm from,it's the school holidays stop

Can i ask you something, how do you make the images in your user page black? stop

About my heading drat, the reason i call it that, is because i've been having some problems on wikipedia, ask me it later, please?

i bid you good tiddings stop

signed: Lord Nikolce Kocovski 00:33, 17 December 2005 (UTC)....worth

Greetings, sir Kocovskiworth! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database. Holidays are no different in 1938! As for your issues, please go to Moss Luvr for your inquiries. She knows all about b/w electronic PNG files.

hi 'dere

HELLO SIR STRONG BAD STOP I HAVE A QUESTION STOP

IS THERE A 1936 VERSION OF THAT ANNOYING GUY IN OUR TIME NAMED HOMSAR STOP

SINCERELY STOP
SIR BUBSTY STOP

Oh yes! The Homsar Shuffler! His photograph resides on my electronic user page!

question

How has yon been on thjis fine couple of days stop

i had a fantastic day, over a friends place, playing ps2, then he went to my place and played xbox.

Might i ask something: How do you say "shup up" in your way stop

in an unrelated topic, i won't say shut up to you, its just that i have a friend in school who wont shut up, i'm trying to come up with different ways to say it.

also: I know its your user page, and i shouldn't ask you hoiw to do it but, on your Honourary gang members, you could write the rank or class as i sometimes call it (Fantasy role-plaing games), that the members are? maybe?

final note, er message, how have you been these couple of days, tell me about it.

Sorry about the sencond question, i bid you a good day Sir Nikolce Kocovski 08:49, 22 December 2005 (UTC).....worth.

Sir strong bad, where are you?

Nikolce Kocovski 03:49, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Personal images

Hey Sir Strong Bad stop I hope you are having a good Decemberween. I'm writing because I'm noticing something about your images, and I'd like to go ahead and take care of it. Our policy is that each user is allowed to have two large personal images on their page at any one time (not counting images hosted on other servers). Currently, you have six images that are only in your user space. Please take some steps to bring the image usage in line with our policy. If the other users in your "gang" are willing, you can have them claim one of the images as one of their own and "loan" it to you, but they would need to do so in writing, and it would count against the total number of images they each are allowed to have. I really don't want to make a big deal out of this, but I do want to make sure everything is as fair for everybody as possible, and I'm trying to head off any major complaints before they happen. Thanks for understanding. — It's dot com 03:50, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

To AbdiViklas, Benol, Bubsty, Heimstern Läufer, Homsarroks, Nikolce Kocovski, Not Billy Bob Bob, and SupremeRulerOfSBadia:
I don't want to be overly legalistic about this, but if we're going to have standards, then we'd might as well enforce them, otherwise it's all madness all the time. Basically, Sir Strong Bad has too many personal images and wonders if you will each assume responsibility for your gang picture. Note that (as of this writing):
  • Benol and Bubsty, this doesn't apply to you, because the images representing you on Sir Strong Bad's page are general images.
  • Abdi, Heimstern, and Nikolce have no personal images (and thus have two to spare).
  • Homsarroks and SupremeRulerOfSBadia each have one personal image (and each have one to spare).
  • Not Billy Bob Bob has three personal images. (Please eliminate one of them. Thanks.)
Those of you with an image to spare, just leave a note below claiming one from Sir Strong Bad's page (see also the link above). Sir Strong Bad, you should consider the animated gang logo as one of your images. Thanks to everyone for your cooperation. High fives for taking care of this while it's not yet a big problem. — It's dot com 05:36, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

It's ok with me to loan an image to Sir Strong Bad. I have no problem.--Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 22:32, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Fine by me. --'SupremeRulerOfSBadia' 25 Dec. 2005

Sorry I'm a few days late to the party. I'll certainly lend one of my slots; I don't have any personal images now and can't really imagine needing more than one any time in the near future. Do I need to download and re-upload it to my userspace, or do we just "count" it as mine? —AbdiViklas 16:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

don't worry

Sir strong bad, merry decemberween, how foolish of to think you would answer something very quickly on decemberween. anyway, please don't woorry, i *did* not send a complint, i just sent a suggetion. no hard feeling sir Kocovski....worth Nikolce Kocovski 08:34, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Erm, so is that a yes or a no on your taking Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg as your own? — It's dot com

its okay, for the flag. i doubt you can find an image that represents me.

Nikolce Kocovski 04:49, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

I agree!

I will take the image as my own so it can stay but mine is from this site dose that make a difference? Any way I'll take 2 of my images off. hr.png NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 15:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

He doesn't mean the bossman image you have to take off. It's the gang logo one that's yours. So you only have to take 1 image off from your user page. Anyway, I know mine doesn't matter, but if I have to take it off or put it on my userpage, I'd be more then happy to. — talk Bubsty edits 16:04, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
OK. The b/w Doppelgänger image is mine, is mine. Heimstern Läufer 18:07, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUCH DEDICATION! YOU HAVE TRULY PROVEN YOURSELVES ON THIS DAY. MERRY DECEMBERWEEN TO YOU ALL!

THANK YOU SIR STRONG BAD STOP I WISH YOU A MERRY DECEMBERWEEN AS WELL STOP
SIGNED STOP
SIR BUBSTY STOP

Sorry, I've been a little busy, Soooo...Merry Decemerween!!! --'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'

merry christmas

Greetings sir strong bad. i just wanted to say merry chrismas (decemberween) and a happy holiday. Also, about my previous message, i can assure you it was no complaint. see you around,don't worry. Thanks for the kind message you sent me since you came, i bid you a good holiday.

merry chrismas (decemberween) Nikolce Kocovski 04:56, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

Happy new year

Happy new year sir strong bad, and all the best for the year.

signed lord Nikolce Kocovski 05:45, 1 January 2006 (UTC)....worth

Dapper New Years to all of you!

Telegramo...whatever.

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! STOP

This is my first experience with a telegramoparcel, so I hope I have accurately operated this mechanism. STOP

Dang. STOP

I eagerly hope that 1939 is pleasurable for you and all of your doppelgangers! STOP

2006 sure is fun, I guess. GO STOP

And now I bid you adieu, wonderful Sir Strong Bad. STOP

teeeffoh! 19:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

An electronic message! Again!

HELLO SIR STRONG BAD STOP I WISH TO WISH YOU A LATE HAPPY NEW YEAR STOP
SIGNED STOP
SIR BUBSTY STOP

what do you like mostly about homestar runner?

Greetings sir strong bad stop, how have you been thesew recent holiday events stop the query i'm asking you is the title of the page stop

see you around Nikolce Kocovski 10:13, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

in an unrelated topic: how do you say "shut up" in your way and have you answered my previous telegramoparecel about the gand?

I bid you an exhuberant greeting in the year of 1939! Actually, as of late, I've been feeling rather down. If it wasn't for my Decemberween gifts I received recently, I fear I would hit rock bottom. I recently acquired a progrum that allows me to animate GIFs and create PNG files. Later this month, you shall be seeing my artwork featured on my electronic user page. As for your inquiry... I despise everthing about The Homestar Runner! Curse that armless buffoon!

PS: To say shutup in my era, one would say "Shove a knee-high stocking in it!

Intersting, about the "what do you like mostly about homestar runner?" it wasn't about the character, it was about the whole homestar runner universe etc?

Nikolce Kocovski 02:57, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

another question...

Sup man? How great is it for you to be in 1939? I'm like, here in 2006, holy crud. Can you describe how it is for you in 1939? --The 386 My talk 01:39, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

Animated parcel!

Dear Sir Strong Bad, STOP
That animated parcel on your user page is amazing! STOP
Please tell me what progrum you used to construct such a master peice. STOP
From,
DBK! 05:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

Amazing! Stop

Good heavans, Sir Strong Bad! STOP

That was one of the most incredible picture-ma-cartoon that has ever assaulted my visual equipment! STOP

Simply amazing! STOP

Let me know if there are any works of art that you are going to forge and sell! STOP

Perhaps we can split the profits! STOP

Dapperly yours, STOP

Sir Rroks STOP

More rave reviews for SSB's GIF!

Critics say: Marvelous! Stupendous! Animated! —AbdiViklas 16:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

a greeting

Fair tidings, Sir Strong Bad! STOP

I'd just like you to know a brief parcel of information. STOP

I am female. STOP

You may proceed to call me lady One, but Sir One is simply unacceptable. STOP

I have gone over this matter with others in the past, and I think you could use the information. STOP

Fairwell! STOP

teeeffoh! 19:08, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

An electronic tip!

HI AGAIN SIR STRONG BAD STOP I NOTICED THAT ON OUR GANG SECTION, ALTHOUGH ALL THE NAMES ARE IN CAPS, SIR LäUFERS "ä" IS LOWERCASE STOP YOU CAN FIX THAT BY SIMPLY HOLDING DOWN THE ALT/OPTION KEY, PRESSING THE "U" KEY, (WHILE STILL HOLDING ALT/OPTION), RELEASING ALT/OPTION, HOLDING DOWN SHIFT, AND PRESSING THE "A" KEY STOP OR, AN EASIER WAY STOP JUST COPY THIS: Ä STOP
SIGNED STOP
SIR BUBSTY STOP

Thank you Sir Bubsty! I'm sure Sir Läufer thanks you as well.

Hi

I don't mean to be vandalizing you talk page but um... MAKE A GUESTBOOK I just kind of like them. --Sir thing 23:50, 6 January 2006 (UTC)

It's not vandalizing Teh Thing, but it's still pretty annoying. I suggest you stop telling users to make them, thanks. — talk Bubsty edits 23:56, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, I don't think they had guestbooks in 1939. Or electronic ones. teeeffoh! 01:20, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

Cool

Greetings Sir Strong Bad STOP
I am called Marth 99, but you may call me Sir Marth STOP
I merely wish to inform you that you have obtained status in my cool people list STOP
In my age, cool people are highly respected by their peers STOP
I would like to chat with you more often within a few days STOP
Your fellow flummoxer STOP
Sir Marth (or Marth 99) STOP

concerned here!

Hey man, why didn't you update your page yet? I'm getting concerned here! --The 386 My talk 01:49, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you do know that Bubsty left, right?--'SupremeRulerOfSBadia' 15:39, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

conversation topic

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
Highest of regrets I have for not responding to you recently STOP
I couldn't help noticing you in garb from Roman times STOP
Is this you, or one of your ancestors? STOP
Once again,
Sir Marth (or Marth 99

Post script: Thank you for partaking in the signage of my guestbook STOP

1939?

how can it be 1939 when it was 1937 last year????? in your time?????

The dates in the Old-Timey era are always 67 years behind the current year. If you do the math, you'll find that 2006 - 67 = 1939. Has Matt? (talk) 17:40, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

Ummm... Sir Matt, I am indeed correct in my dating process. I am glad to see such enthusiasm though.

Rare artifact!

Worth a couple one-cent pieces, at least

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! STOP

'Tis I, Lady One! STOP

It seems that I, of all doppelgangers, have stumbled upon this rare tin of gum. STOP

I believe you are the originator of this parcel? STOP

I just wanted to bring this up to your attention, being that it could be seriously worth some cents. STOP

My combolations,

teeeffoh! 22:48, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

P.S. I work at an embossing-majigger plant, so if you need me to create anything for you, just drop me a telegramoparcel. STOP

That is fan-freaking-tastic, Lady Luvr. I shall come to you in the future with my embossing needs!

im back!

Greetings sir strong bad, stop

how have you been, these last couple of days, for me it was fantastic, because i went on a 10 day holiday with my family to the gold coast. superb. sorry i've forgot to to tell you about my leave, i've written it on my user page, which i removed today.

how have you been since the 5/1/06?

ps: i saw the gang members page, that image looks realy good, how did you do that?

pss: whats happend to bubsty, i went on he's user page, an all that is written is bye wiki, whats happend?

Nikolce Kocovski 03:21, 17 January 2006 (UTC)...worth.

where are you?

Nikolce Kocovski 06:21, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

sir strong bad, where are you?

Nikolce Kocovski 07:57, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Sir strong bad, forgive if i sound upset but, WHERE ARE YOU, I'VE ASKED YOU A QUESTION LIKE MONTHES AGO, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED?

Nikolce Kocovski 03:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Fear not, Sir Kocovskiworth! I too was taking a short, but well needed vacation from responsibility for an extended amount of time! Your concern is greatly appreciated! And yes, I hate to say it... but Sir Bubsty has flown the coupe! Yet he will always be a gand member in our hearts! LIVE ON, SIR BUBSTY!

(spacking/slaping face like strong bad in email, record and other cartoons with that similar slap) I'm really sorry if i buged you a bit, i should have known you were on holiday, do you forgive me.

Nikolce Kocovski 05:00, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

ps: People in my school thinks its funny when i slap my face, wierd huh? also, can you asnwer my previous questions, if you can.

Just

Just to let you know I put you on my cool people list. --Sir thing 17:06, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Have You Herd the Sad News?

Dear, Boss STOP

Have you herd the sad news STOP

about Sir Busbsty STOP

Sign'd:

Sir NOT BOB

personal images

As I happened upon your userpage I found it amusing but unfortunatey, according to our Personal Image Use Policy you have 6 that I counted and you are only allowed to have 2. I had to abide by this policy too, so unfortunately, you'll need to decide which ones go. Perhaps, upload them to a personal website. I R F 05:09, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Using the wonderous technology of scroll buttons, you can see that someone has previously adressed this matter. And the matter has been thoroughly resolved.

All the images are still listed as yours, please encourage those that offered to put their name in the template {{personal-image|Sir Strong Bad}}. That way we can accurately ensure that each user is in compliance. Thank you for your cooperation. I R F 14:42, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

so far here is where you stand

SSB's_Gang.gif
SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg
B and W Swedish Fish.jpg claimed by AbdiViklas
Macedonia B and W.jpg claimed by Nikolce Kocovski
Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG claimed by Homsarroks
homestaryodlebw.PNG claimed by Heimstern Läufer

  • I sent a message to Homsarroks that offered to claim an image- has 1 image
  • SupremeRulerOfSBadia already has two images, did not send him a message
  • AbdiViklas - has 0 images, and offer to help has claimed B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg
  • NOT Billy Bob Bob already has two images, did not send him a message has 1 image, sent message already claimed gang_logo.gif, which was not on the list.
  • Nikolce Kocovski - context shows that she claims Macedonia B and W.jpg
  • Bubsty - away so I didn't bother to send him a message

Image:Wiki_tick.png - completed

I R F 19:45, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

guess what happened to me stop

Greetings sir stong bad, stop

If you have the time, check out my user and talk page, for something grand has happened stop.

see you around.

Nikolce Kocovski 07:42, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

I have sad news

Dear, Boss STOP

This telagram will probably be STOP

the last you will recive from me STOP

I am leaving this wonderful place STOP

like the others STOP

for this reason STOP

I heve other website I work on now STOP

my films on TMO are my main priority now STOP

Good bye STOP

If you want to say your good byes STOP

tell me quick STOP

I leave Saterday STOP

Sincerly, STOP

hr.png NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 20:37, 16 February 2006 (UTC) STOP

Roman Times

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP To add to Sir Marth's question STOP Can you speak the language that others around you were speaking in Roman times STOP I can STOP Though not completely STOP I am still learning STOP But I can help you STOP If you need me to STOP Sincerely STOP Sir Rello 13:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC) STOP

Weird. Seriously (Talk) 14:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Meeting a Nikolce Kocovski Talk page.

Greetings sir strong bad, i am requesting you come to my talk page, for i'm gathering users with the help of seriously. i need you to be thewre, for we'll be discussing my new idea for an article... for users.

be there if you can. sincerly(sp) Nikolce Kocovski 05:08, 22 February 2006 (UTC) ...worth

Telegrammaphone Recording

Sir Strong Bad STOP Your telegrammaphone recording that you launched into the stratosphere has been captured STOP I have heard it STOP And the message your enemy The Homestar Runner sent through a soup can and a piece of twine STOP If I could go back to your time STOP I would shove that soup can up his nose STOP And tie him up with the twine STOP Then you could more easily deal with him STOP Sincerely STOP Sir Rello 22:16, 28 February 2006 (UTC) STOP

Message from Nikolce Kocovski

Greetings sir strong bad stop

I havn't spoken with you in a while stop'

how have you been these couple of weeks?

Nikolce Kocovski 11:26, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Personal image problem

Greetings Sir Strong Bad STOP

According to HRWiki:Personal images you are only allowed 2 personal images to use on your userpage STOP

Currently you have 3 STOP

They are as follows STOP

Please either remove one of these images from your user page or let one of your gang members take responsiblity of the image STOP

I thank you for your co-operation in this matter STOP

The Chort 15:37, 25 March 2006 (UTC) STOP

He hasn't made an edit since late Feb so he might not see this note for awhile. I R F 16:00, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Ah yes... I suppose I could simply remove the maskless image. Never you mind.

Bottom 10

Dear Sir Weak Bad STOP What is your worstSTOP 10? Please put inSTOP Answer in a nice list. STOP

Carpet Bagger stop --Coach J 12:57, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

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