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==Coming June 2007, To A Computer Near You...==
 
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Based on more recent calculations, I place the infamous email #173 around June of 2007 . Email #117 debuted on November 8th, 2004. Around a year later, we were at email #138. 138 - 117 = around 21 emails this past year. Therefore, the difference between 173 - 117 = 56 emails from the release of montage until the release of 173. 56 / 21 = 2.67 years after November 8th, 2004. That brings us to roughly around June of 2007. That's considerably later than my original prediction of September 5th, 2006, since we've had a slow Strong Bad Email year compared to the old trend of an email nearly every week. If it continues to slow in this fashion, we could be looking at it being replaced as late as 2008. I dunno, I was just bored and figured it was due for a recalculation.<br>
 
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Eat Steak,<br>
 
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-- {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:08, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
 
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:Thanks for keeping me up-to-date with the calculations. I really hadn't thought about the eventual replacement in some time. I'll update that section on my page to reflect your newest prediction. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 15:07, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
 
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::Thanks! Although it's still a ways off. The next milestone to look forward to is [[sbemail150|Number 150]] (link'll be red for a few months yet). {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:01, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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:::Actually, that be about to happen. ;) [[User:69.160.0.227|69.160.0.227]] 21:46, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
 
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::::True. They've sure been speeding up production lately. Although I still think [[sbemail150|one five oh]] is weeks off. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 22:00, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
 
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:::::There's a chance that they'll do what they did with 100, so you're right. I hope they don't though. [[User:69.160.0.227|69.160.0.227]]
 
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::::::Man, what did I tell you?! He's procrastinating! Man, this sucks. Ah well. [[User:69.160.0.227|69.160.0.227]] 20:04, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
 
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Hey, whattaya know! The June 2007 prediction looks like it's going to either be very close or right on. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:38, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 
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:Well, TBC have been known to take extra time writing emails in which something dramatic happens. In this case, I think it'll take a week past Memorial Day. In memory of The Paper? I hate to see it turn out like this, but the last tie to the ol' tandy must be phased out eventually... :( *sniff* {{User:The Paper/sig}} 21:52, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 
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== the post ==
 
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Hey The Paper, I just wanted to let you know I replied to your post [[User_talk:Stux#New_forum_account|here]]. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:11, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
 
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== Favorite Quote ==
 
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Hi The Paper. What is your favorite quote on homestarrunner.com? [[User:Gravy Train|Gravy Train]] 12:50, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
 
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:Thanks for your question. Although it's difficult to single out just ''one'' favorite quote, I'd have to say that my favorite quote overall involves [[Homestar Runner]] in the email [[invisibility]]. He exclaims "Oh, hey, guys!", gets punched by floating boxes of [[Swiss Cake Rolls]], and then says "Owww! Those things are bad for you." Classic quote, and probably my favorite. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 14:30, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
 
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== statistics spreadsheet ==
 
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Do you still have it? The link on [[Strong Bad Email Statistics]] doesn't work, and I'm planning on going through it and completely update it real soon. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 16:14, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
 
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:I've since uploaded the excel file to the server again. See my comment on the [[Talk:Strong_Bad_Email_Statistics#Excel_file|talk page]] for more details. Thank you for reminding me. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 11:18, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
 
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== Theory ==
 
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Your theory about the paper can't work, because the characters can interact with it. It would have to be able to slide back and forth, as well as change size. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 00:29, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
 
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:Which theory are you referring to? I haven't adopted any theory as of yet and on my page, I've simply provided others' explanations to show widely varying opinion. Nevertheless, thanks for providing your  thoughts on the matter. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 08:01, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
 
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== Hey friend ==
 
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[[Image:Shades.png|thumb|right|100px|<3]]
 
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Lemme get my money back for these cool shades.
 
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I miss you.
 
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&mdash;[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:22, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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:Hiya! Glad that someone missed me. Hey, maybe I'll stick around for a while? Thanks for the kind "weclome" back. =) {{User:The Paper/sig}} 22:27, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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== You sure it wasn't April 2? ==
 
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Haldo, El Papel! Nice to see you again. Are you sure you didn't see the store update on Monday, April 2? I checked on Sunday morning and there was a slight [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Store&diff=438365&oldid=436824 update] to the front page news. I'm not sure if I checked the store after that. I might have done so on Sunday night and seen no update, but I can't remember. It seems more reasonable to assume they updated the store late Sunday night or on Monday. Or are you absolutely sure that you saw it on Sunday? What time? Write me back! Preeeow, [[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 13:30, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 
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:Hi! Thanks for the "weclome back" message. I'm in the Eastern time zone and I was browsing the store late on Sunday night. I was checking to see if the 10% sale had caused any items to sell out and I noticed '''flowers''' on the bushes. It had to be after 7PM because I came to the wiki first and saw [[Pan Pan]] as the newest featured article. This may have been shortly before midnight but I cannot verify that. Now that you mention it, an update to the footer after the sale that ended Sunday seems more likely. April 2 probably should be the official change date. Thanks for asking me about this because I know we both value accurate dates on the wiki. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 20:46, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 
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== Prediction ==
 
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Your [[User:The_Paper#Future after Strong Bad Email #173?|prediction]] about email #173 coming in June '07 seems like it will be pretty accurate, since we're getting so close (I think mid-May is the expected week?) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:38, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 
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:Hey yeah, you're right. I still hope Matt and Mike weren't serious about that "upgrade". I don't think that dot matrix technology should ever be replaced! Come mid-May, I think the 173 milestone will occur then if TBC continue to "churn out" new emails! {{User:The Paper/sig}} 22:32, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 
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well it's prettymuch just that, but let's have a moment of silence for The Paper. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:23, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
well it's prettymuch just that, but let's have a moment of silence for The Paper. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:23, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
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== If you need to talk or anything ==
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We're here. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:02, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
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:Thank you. {{User:The Paper/sig}}
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::I am sorry for ''your'' loss. If there's anything I can do.  Let me know. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 04:48, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
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Okay I may be a new USER, but I've seen talk pages before and you've done quite a bit of help around here.  And think, even though The Paper was suppossed to go at montage, it stuck around for over 100 emails, and it still was able to do it's work.  And even after The Paper left this world, it left a message.  And so can you. |\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/| 17:58, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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Are you still here? Even after all the [[Biz Cas Fri 3|backing up]] I tried to do? Just see my user page. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 16:33, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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I'm Gonna Leave an inscription [[User:Zorc|Zorc]] 16:17, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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Here Lies The Paper                             
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He was a friend to us all                               
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May he R.I.P
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== Back! ==
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The Papey! Your backy! {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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:I haven't seen you in like...forever! {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Current revision as of 19:18, 15 March 2010

[edit] incoming....

The paper, this is looking dark, right now email #172, and at the end, the paper comes out wrinkled, ripped, etc. and strongbad comes out and says "whoa, thats not a good sign" and he mutters about something. This is probably a sign about the papers demise, im sure that the paper will be replaced. But hey, ya never know the odds of something, like this onetime i found a 100 dollar (it was real) on the ground of a parkinglot. Can you think of the odss of that happening? exactly! the same odds could happen to the paper. But nothing will expose the truth...except time. weve got a week left, prepare the feuneral, Paper. I see a dark 7 last days of King of the Ring, becareful. You never konw whats gonna happen. *plays feuneral music* oh, Paper, I pine for thé ;_; — 70.187.152.28 (Talk | contribs) {{{2}}} (left unsigned)

Oh man! Are you telling us that if you're representing The paper itself, you'll be sorely missed?! Maybe it's time we start thinking about your funeral as Strong Bad thought of his... And quite possibly, I don't know what to think but to do something similar like trevor the vampire. --Only talked to you at least one week before The Paper's doomsday, Addict 2006 02:21, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
I dont remember talking to you last week, either that or I unknowingly developed temporary amnesia O_o
PS. I was talking about the Paper itself, not the user....yeah....dont ask....— 70.187.152.28 (Talk | contribs) {{{2}}} (left unsigned)
Wasn't directed at 70.187.152.28 there. --Addict 2006 03:26, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Don't you die on me, The Paper! You never gave me the five bucks. :'(  —BazookaJoe 03:43, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, looks like you're gonna survive for a half a week more. --disappointed in this looming loss, Addict 2006 00:51, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for this support, everypeoples! This means so much. Here's my prediction: The Paper's noise will change, as will the style of printout and colour of the page. However, the message and the placement (top portion of the screen) will be the same. —THE PAPER PREEEOW 17:50, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] New Paper

The Paper is now gone The Paper (user). In memoriam of poor The Paper, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite The Paper memories. Such as...

 
> Click here to e-mail strong bad
strongbad@homestarrunner.com

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well it's prettymuch just that, but let's have a moment of silence for The Paper. Homestar-Winner (talk) 18:23, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] If you need to talk or anything

We're here. — It's dot com 20:02, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. —THE PAPER PREEEOW
I am sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do. Let me know. --Stux 04:48, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay I may be a new USER, but I've seen talk pages before and you've done quite a bit of help around here. And think, even though The Paper was suppossed to go at montage, it stuck around for over 100 emails, and it still was able to do it's work. And even after The Paper left this world, it left a message. And so can you. |\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/| 17:58, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Are you still here? Even after all the backing up I tried to do? Just see my user page. --Addict 2006 16:33, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm Gonna Leave an inscription Zorc 16:17, 27 June 2007 (UTC) Here Lies The Paper He was a friend to us all May he R.I.P

[edit] Back!

The Papey! Your backy! User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 00:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I haven't seen you in like...forever! User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 00:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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