Halloween Hijinks

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Toon Category: Holiday Toon

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This is the whole cartoon this year.

This Halloween, the gang decides to just hang out in the teaser while their teenage selves from the '70s have a run-in with Large Bean.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Homsar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, The King of Town, Strong Mad, The Sad Kids, Large Bean, Stave It Off Guy, Mr. Poofers (Easter egg), Jibblies Painting (Easter egg), Old Man Rootbeer (Easter egg)

Places:

See Halloween Hijinks Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.

Date: Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Running Time: 6:30 (TV Time Toons Menu), 5:00 (Actual), 7:55 (YouTube)

Page Title: Silhoueen Toon

Transcript

{silhouette field}

STRONG SAD: So... do you guys think that's true? This is really it?

STRONG BAD: Yeah, probably. I feel like we've been steadily working towards this over the years.

HOMESTAR: You mean we're not going to get into any Halloween hijinks or nothing?

COACH Z: I'm getting too old for hijinks. And the last time I attempted even medium jinks, I threw out my torn rubdominal scrimmage.

{Coach Z's front steps}

COACH Z: Deviled eggs, three pieces of two-ply? Ya call those Halloween jinx? Why I could whistle so hard right now I--

{loud whistle sound}

COACH Z: whooogho!

{Lowjinxerol TV commercial}

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: If you've suffered a torn rubdominal scrimmage, Halloween jinx don't need to be a thing of the past.

COACH Z: They don't?

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Lowjinxerol is specially formulated to treat creepy middle aged ailments. So you'll stop talking about them in public.

MARZIPAN: Hey, Coach Z? How's it going?

COACH Z: Well, this morning in the locker room, my rubdominous swell (poonf)--

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Reclaim your Halloween low jinx with Lowjinxerol, {speaks faster} a division of Fluffy Puff / Foamalate / Hot Pooey Smarty Juice / Videlectrix Subsidiaries.

{Channel 5 card}

CHANNEL 5 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Channel 5's Halloween programming.

{hallway}

NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z: Slow night at City Hall, eh fellow night watchman?

NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS: That establishes our location and humdrum routine.

COUNCILMAN ZONEPERMIT (KING OF TOWN): And please, don't keep walking towards me. I beg of you! No, you're still walking towards me! Nooooooo....!

NIGHT WATCHMEN BUBS AND COACH Z: Raaaaaaahhhh...!

{the homestar runner Mysfit-steries card}

{Councilman Zonepermit's office}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Stand down, local law enforcement; a group of random teens is here.

NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z: Mysfit-steries, thank goodness it's you. I almost didn't recognize you in those absurd zigzagged pants.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Yeah, I--I know; I'm trying to branch out.

NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS: When we rushed in here, the mysterious silhouette had vanished.

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Oh, great. Another fanatical, mysterious believer.

TEENAGE MARZIPAN: Zigglies, why would anyone want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

TEENAGE STRONG MAD: Look out behind you!

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Duh-duh-duh!

NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z: Woh-woh-woh!

NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS: La-la-la!

INDISTINGUISHABLE VOICES: Large Bean!

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: {in a Teen Girl Squad voice} SO UNSETTLING!

{Strong Bad freezes and falls to the floor}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Huh? Strong Bad stopped breathing! {beat} We have to play in a band!

{musical interlude 1}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: {singing} And in the moonlight, things get kind of kooky; girl, you know they do, and your parents don't respect me as a man.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: And in the moonlight, things get kind of crazy; they're trying to extricate me out of these absurd, zigzagged pants. Moonlight... kooky--

{wham}

{pant dismemberment is complete and Large Bean is tied up}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Well, Strong Bad, it looks like your never-ending attempts to unshackle me from my ridiculous-èd pants have finally paid off.

TEENAGE STRONG MAD: Let's find out whose rich uncle he really is.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Sus-sus-sus.

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Su-su-su.

TEENAGE MARZIPAN: Suh-suh-suh!

TEENAGE HOMESTAR, MARZIPAN, AND STRONG BAD: Stave It Off Guy!

TEENAGE MARZIPAN: I thought it was going to be that creepy night watchman.

NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z: So did I, honestly.

NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS: Why would you want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

STAVE IT OFF GUY: Ha, ha, ha; I don't know. I guess he wouldn't give me no permits.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: There's only one place for a criminal like you. {beat} Playing in our band!

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Are we forgetting he totally just murdered somebody?

{musical interlude 2}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: {singing} Moonlight... kooky ... moonlight ... kooky kooky

STAVE IT OFF GUY: {in harmony background with Homestar} One ... two ... three ...

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Moonlight, things get kind of kind of kooky yeah