Where the Crap Are We?

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*Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad &mdash; "Naw<!-- Once again, do not change this! This is not "No." It appears as "Naw" in the Quote of the Week. Take it to the Talk page if you disagree with this. -->, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" &mdash; was used as the [[Quote of the Week#2005-06-10|Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005.
*Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad &mdash; "Naw<!-- Once again, do not change this! This is not "No." It appears as "Naw" in the Quote of the Week. Take it to the Talk page if you disagree with this. -->, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" &mdash; was used as the [[Quote of the Week#2005-06-10|Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005.
*This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].
*This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].
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*Homestar pulls the Twinkie from [[nowhere]].
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*Somehow, the Twinkie hangs immobile in mid-air after Homestar "hangs up".
=== Inside References ===
=== Inside References ===

Revision as of 16:38, 11 November 2007

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"Here's a Twinkie!"
This toon has no official name. "Where the Crap Are We?" is taken from Strong Bad's first line.

Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Date: 2003 or 2004

Running time: 0:39

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1

Contents

Transcript

{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap are we?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno. Someplace.

STRONG BAD: What're we doing here? It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!

STRONG BAD: No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's a Twinkie.

STRONG BAD: Oh. Maybe this is heaven!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!

{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background grows red}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute... this isn't heaven!!!

{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it.}

STRONG BAD: WAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

{Homestar smiles.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {imitating telephone} Brinnng! Brinnng!
{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day!
{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • This cartoon could be found in the program Macromedia Central by going into "Help → About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the "about" box.

Trivia

  • The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as gradients, where the color fades along the fill area.
  • For some reason, in the Quote of the Week Strong Bad is quoted as saying "Naw, it can't be heaven."

Remarks

  • Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" — was used as the Quote of the Week for June 10, 2005.
  • This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on Everything Else, Volume 1.
  • Homestar pulls the Twinkie from nowhere.
  • Somehow, the Twinkie hangs immobile in mid-air after Homestar "hangs up".

Inside References

Real-World References

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