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The '''Store''' is where you can buy Homestar Merchandise. It is also [[The Brothers Chaps|The Brothers' Chaps]] sole source of income, allowing HomestarRunner.com to remain ad-free.
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'''Page Title:''' All Types of Crazy Crap
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==Front Page==
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===February 26, 2006===
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<big>'''ITEM OF THE WEEK - MESSENGER BAGS!'''</big>
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From February 25th through March 3rd, all of our '''[[HRStore:messengerbags1.html|Messenger Bags]]''' are just $22!
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Choose from Trogdor, Strong Bad, The Cheat or Homestar.
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<big>'''STRONG BAD OVERKILL COMBO!'''</big>
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The Strong Bad Overkill Combo was such a big hit during the holidays that we've made it a permanent item! Just look at what you get:
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Strong Bad Emails 3 Disc DVD Set<br />
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Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 DVD<br />
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<u>+ FREE Strong Bad Sings CD</u><br />
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= '''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|THE STRONG BAD OVERKILL COMBO!]]''' A $53.95 value for just $39.99!
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===Older News===
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* ''To view older news, see [[Store Front Page News 2006]] and [[Store Front Page News 2005]]''
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==Products==
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===Clothing===
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====T-Shirts====
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| [[Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Conses5ions shirt close-up.png|150px]] || [[Bubs]] || '''Check it Out, Check it Out, Check it Out''' You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND"
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| [[Image: Lilbrudderhirtwithoutborder.GIF|150px]] || [[Image: Closeupoflilbruddershirt.GIF|150px]] || [[Li'l Brudder]] || '''Here Comes Li'l Brudder''' He'll scrape right along and right into your heart! Li'l Brudder first appeared in the Strong Bad email "crying" and now he's appearing on his very own shirt! On the front of this white 100% preshrunk cotton tee, Li'l Brudder proudly proclaims, "I can make it on my own." The back of this shirt is blank. Choose from the sizes below. Please wear with caution as the sight of Li'l Brudder has been known to cause uncontrollable crying
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|[[Image:Stinkoman-full.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman-close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] || '''20X6 Stinko Man Shirt!!!''' Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now 'cause this shirt is available for a  '''LIMITED TIME ONLY'''. (Some sizes are already sold out)
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|[[Image:stinkoman-blue-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:stinkoman-blue-close.gif|150px]] || Stinkoman Blue Ringer Shirt ''discontinued'' || '''Double Deuce!!!''' If you’re up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose. This Bayside brand shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton and has a blue collar and cuffs to match Stinko Man’s blue hair. Width and Length dimensions of each size are shown below. The back of this shirt is blank.
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|[[Image:scalding-lake-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:scalding-lake-close.gif|150px]] || [[Scalding Lake]] || '''Where's My Cottage?''' You’ll look Rather Dashing in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt. Sizes Youth Large through Adult XXXL are sand colored shirts made of 50/50 cotton blend. The ladies baby doll is a 100% cotton, nude colored shirt with brown cap sleeves.
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|[[Image:sb-head.png|150px]] || [[Image:sb-head-detail.png|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] Head || '''Strong Bad Head''' Here's Strong Bad's handsome face on a white 100% cotton Tee Shirt with Black "Ringers" around the neck and sleeves.
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|[[Image:marzipan-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:marzipan-close.gif|150px]] || [[Marzipan]] ''discontinued'' || '''Marzipan T-shirt''' This red shirt featuring Marzipan is available in baby doll sizes Medium, Large and Extra Large. Also available in regular t-shirt sizes Adult Small and Medium. Red shirts made of 100% preshrunk cotton. The back of this shirt is blank.
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|[[Image:Tshirt strongsad.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Tshirt strongsad closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] || '''Strong Sad "I'm Sad that I'm on a t-shirt"''' Like a gray and depressing Santa Claus, our Strong Sad shirt comes but once a year. Get yours now because once we sell out, we're not going to re-stock these.
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|[[Image:trogdor-black-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:trogdor-black-close.gif|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Black || '''Trogdor Burninates the Countryside!!''' This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty. Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!
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|[[Image:trogdor-lite-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:trogdor-lite-close.gif|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Lite || '''Trogdor Lite''' This white shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.
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|[[Image:duck-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:duck-close.gif|150px]] || Duck Shirt ''discontinued'' || '''Duck Shirt''' Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100! This 100% preshrunk cotton shirt comes in lemon yellow for regular sizes and pastel lemon for the baby doll size. Blank on back.
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|[[Image:strong-bad-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:strong-bad-close.gif|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] || '''The Supreme Ruler of Strong Badia!''' This is a 100% preshrunk charcoal colored shirt with a full body image of Strong Bad.
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|[[Image:strong-bad-zone-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:strong-bad-zone-close.gif|150px]] || [[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]] ''discontinued'' || '''Your Head A Splode!''' This fabulous shirt has a vivid red 3-D type image of Strong Bad's face on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt. The caption on the front proclaims "Your Head A Splode". The back displays the name of the shirt - Strong Bad Zone.
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| [[Image:Cheat-navy-full.png|150px]] || [[Image:Cheat-navy.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] || '''The Cheat Navy Blue Edition!''' Many fans have asked for The Cheat on another color besides red, so now we bring you...The Cheat - Navy Edition! This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features everyone's favorite Little Guy, The Cheat! Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!
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|[[Image:the-cheat-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:the-cheat-close.gif|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] ''discontinued'' <!--It's not listed anymore, so that's as best as we know--> || '''Everyone's Favorite Little Yellow Guy!''' The front of this quality 100% cotton preshrunk T-shirt features The Cheat in all his glory and the website address is printed on the back.
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|[[Image:hstarrfull.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:HStarRcloseup.jpg|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner|HStarR]] ||
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|[[Image:cheat-commandos-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:cheat-commandos-close.gif|150px]] || [[Cheat Commandos]] || '''Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!''' Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. The Cheat Commandos slogan "Rock, Rock On!! is printed on the back of the shirt!
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|[[Image:tgs-full.gif|150px]] || ''Not available'' || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || '''Check out the Fashions of Teen Girl Squad''' Choose from two different girly shirt styles: spaghetti strap or baby doll with black cap sleeves. The back of the girly shirts features the speech balloon "i have a crush on everyboy."
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|[[Image:homestarlitefull.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:homestarliteclose.jpg|150px]] || Homestar Lite || '''Homestar Lite'''
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Here's a brand new Homestar style - Homestar prancing on a white shirt with a pale blue star background. Regular cut t-shirts are 100% cotton in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large. The baby doll style for the ladies is Medium/One Size which fits sizes 0-8. The back of this shirt is blank.
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|[[Image:star-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:star-close.gif|150px]] || Star Shirt || '''Wear a Star &mdash; Just Like Homestar!!'''
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This "STAR" shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and comes in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large.
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|[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|150px]] || [[Homsar]] - Raised by a Cup of Coffee ''temporarily unavailable, will be back again around the end of March''|| On the front of this royal blue shirt is a picture of America's favorite blue midget Homestar - Homsar! On the back is his "Raised by a Cup of Coffee" logo.
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|[[Image:coachz-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] || '''Available for a Limited Time Only!'''
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Proudly wear a "Z" just like Coach Z! This 50/50% cotton blend shirt is Kelly Green and comes in sizes Youth Large through Adult XL plus Baby Doll Medium.
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|[[Image:limozeen-shirt.gif|150px]] || ''Not available'' || [[Limozeen]] ''Discontinued'' || Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad’s favorite metal band – Limozeen!! These recently discovered unsold concert tees are from their triumphant 2001 "Zeenin’ Across the Country" tour. This groundbreaking odyssey of rock included stops in Pantsburg, Loughleyton, Dempsey, and Broiter Grove, among other landmark concert sites, all listed on the back of this collectors item! (babydoll sizes don't have the list of concert sites on the back) Don’t wait – get yours today!!
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|[[Image:Homestarrunningshirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:homestar-run-close.gif]] || Homestar Running ''Discontinued'' ||
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|[[Image:trogdorpolofull.gif|150px]] || [[Image:trogdorpolocloseup.gif|150px]] || Trogdor Polo Shirt || '''Trogdor Polo Shirt''' The Trogdor polo is fast becoming the shirt of choice for cube dwellers on Business Casual Fridays! (or as Strong Bad calls it "Biz Cas Fri")
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|[[Image:Sbpolo.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:SB polo close up.jpeg|150px]] || Strong Bad Polo Shirt ||  '''Strong Bad Polo Shirt''' With the Strong Bad Polo Shirt now Strong Bad has something to wear on Biz Cas Fri!!
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|[[Image:trogdorhoodiefull.gif|150px]] || [[Image:trogdorhoodiecloseup.gif|150px]] || Trogdor Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Burninate the Countryside'''
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|[[Image:homestarhoodiefull.gif|150px]] || [[Image:homestarhoodiecloseup.gif|150px]] || Homestar Runner Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Homestar Runner Hooded Sweatshirt''' Homestar Runner running across your chest on a navy blue hooded sweatshirt...what could be better?
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|[[Image:strongbadhoodiefull.gif|150px]] || [[Image:strongbadhoodiecloseup.gif|150px]] || Strong Bad Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Strong Bad Hooded Sweatshirt!'''
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'''Stow All Your Stuff In These Great Messenger Bags!!'''
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Our messenger bags are made of durable polyester. Featuring a roomy main compartment and a smaller half pocket plus, a secret zippered compartment. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure. Navy Blue with Homestar, Gray with The Cheat or Strong Bad and Black with Trogdor.
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These sturdy canvas bags were so popular when we sold them at Dragon*Con that we decided to make them available online for a  '''Limited Time Only!''' Features the Teen Girl Squad on the front and the speech balloon "i have a crush on every boy" on the back. Makes a great book bag or gym bag. Get this limited edition bag for just $10!
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[[Image:The Cheat doll.jpg|150px|Give it a good kick in The Cheat!]]<br>
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'''KICK THE CHEAT IS BACK!'''
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Back by popular demand, the '''KICK THE CHEAT''' is here at last! This soft, huggable plush image of The Cheat is 11" high, 13" wide and 30" around. He's equipped with a voice box, so whenever he's kicked or struck, he screams four different exclamations in his native language of The Cheat
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Series #1 Figurines includes nine popular characters: Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Pom-Pom, Bubs, and Coach Z*.
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Series #2 Figurines includes: The Poopsmith, Homsar and The King of Town as well as Homestar (Running) and Strong Bad (Megaphone and BucketHand).
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|[[Image:Figurines Set One.PNG|150px|Figurines Set One]] || Figurines Set One || [[Strong Sad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], and [[Coach Z]] || July 15, 2003
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|[[Image:Figurines Set Two.PNG|150px|Figurines Set Two]] || Figurines Set Two || [[The King of Town]], Homestar Running, Buckethand Strong Bad (from [[new hands]]), [[The Poopsmith]], and [[Homsar]] || June 7, 2004
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|[[Image:commandos figurines small.PNG|150px|Cheat Commandos Figurines]] || Cheat Commandos Figurines || [[Gunhaver]], [[Fightgar]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Crackotage]], [[Firebert]], [[Reynold]], [[Blue Laser Commander]]. (Goes along with free downloadable [[Cheat Commandos Playsets|Playsets]]) || October 3, 2005
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|[[Image:Ev Else.PNG]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] || '''Everything Else, Volume 1'''
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|[[Image:dvddisc4.jpg]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Strong Bad Emails &mdash; Disc 4]] || '''Strong Bad Emails Disc 4!!'''
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*Over 2 hours of Emails with all of the hidden scenes and easter eggs intact!
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|[[Image:dvd3discset.gif]] || [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Emails &mdash; 3 Disc DVD Set]] || '''Strong Bad Emails 3 Disc Boxed Set includes:'''
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|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png]] || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]] || '''Strong Bad CD'''
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The CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as “TROGDOR,” “The System is Down” and “The Cheat is Not Dead” plus many, many more. Also includes songs by Limozeen, Coach Z, Marzipan and other characters. Total of 20 tracks in all.
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'''New Embroidered Patches''' There are five colorful 3" sew-on Patches in a set featuring...Colonel Homestar Runner of the [[Homestarmy]], [[Dangeresque]] and his cool, cool glasses, the official seal of The Cheat, Homsar's genuine "Raised by Coffee" logo, and the membership patch for the Trogdor Hi-Score club.
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'''Get All the Static Cling Stickers''' This here is a variety Pack of Static Cling Stickers featuring one each of...Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Trogdor!! These durable images, designed to be displayed on the inside of windows, are printed on clear vinyl and are easily removable.
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*[[HRStore:homestarcircle.html|Homestar Circle]]
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*[[HRStore:litandstbads.html|Limozeen T-Shirt and Strong Bad Sings CD Combo]]
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===Freebies===
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With a certain amount of money paid for your order, you get a freebie, or a free piece of merchandise.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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! Image !! For Orders !! Title !! Explanation
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| [[Image:mini-freebie coaster.JPG|150px|Mini Freebie]] || Under $25.00 || Mini Freebie || Double or single-sided drink coaster. (Currently single sided [[Strong Bad]])
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| [[Image:Homestar Keychain.JPG|150px|Big Freebie A]] || $25.00 - $49.99 || Big Freebie A || [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Star Logo
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| [[Image:StrongBad Keychain.JPG|150px|Big Freebie B]] || $25.00 - $49.99 || Big Freebie B || [[Strong Badia]] [[Stop Sign]]
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|-id="freebie_jumbo"
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| [[Image:sb freebie patch.gif|150px|Jumbo Freebie]] || $50.00 - $74.99 || Jumbo Freebie || Exclusive Strong Bad sew-on patch
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| [[Image:Figurines_Set_One.PNG|150px|Ultimate Freebie]] || $75.00 - $99.99 || Ultimate  Freebie || Set of Series 1 Figurines
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| [[Image:Figurines Set One And Two.PNG|150px|Ultimate Jumbo Freebie]] || $100.00 or more || Ultimate Jumbo Freebie || Both the Series 1 and Series 2 Figurines
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|}
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====No Longer Available====
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*Tattoos - Featuring images of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Badia themes, and others.
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*Floaty pens - One side of this pen features The Cheat in the tire moving back and forth in front of the Strong Badia background. The other side of the pen displays the Strong Badia Flag.
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*MiniPins - A Set of six colorful MiniPins featuring the most popular of the Homestar Characters
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*Double sided drink coaster - Displays a red Homestar Runner on one side, and a Blue Strong Bad face on the other.
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*Homestar Runner drink coaster - Displays just the Homestar Runner side.
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*Buttons - Colorful Magnetized Character Buttons.
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*Strong Bad Mask - As seen in [[Sample of Style Too]]
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*Stickers - Hi My Name Is _______
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==Store Footer==
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[[Image:Summer Store.png|thumb|Summer Store]] [[Image:Autumn Store.PNG|thumb|Autumn Store]] [[Image:Winter Store With Homestar.PNG|thumb|Winter Store]]
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The '''store footer''' is a small animation at the bottom of every store page. It features [[Bubs]] at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]], bobbing his head. The animation changes throughout the day and year. If you click on the 'D' in "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN'''D'''", [[Homestar Runner]] will run up to Bubs' and do the short dance he did in [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], then leave. In the winter theme, Homestar Runner wears his hat from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
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====Time of year changes====
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*'''Summer Theme:''' May 23 &ndash; November 15, 2005
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*'''Autumn Theme:''' November 16 &ndash; January 8, 2005
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*'''Winter Theme:''' January 9, 2005 &ndash; ''Present''
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====Time of day changes====
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*'''Sunrise:''' 4:00 a.m. &ndash; 6:00 a.m. &mdash;
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*'''Day:''' 6:00 a.m. &ndash; 5:00 p.m.
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*'''Sunset:''' 5:00 p.m. &ndash; 7:00 p.m.
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*'''Night:''' 7:00 p.m. &ndash; 4:00 a.m.
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*After buying something, you'll be taken to one of several short [[Store Thank You Messages]].
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*When you look at your shopping cart, various items will randomly generate small flash scenes with text on the page, with links to other popular items:
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**Strong Bad standing alone with a "GAR<strike>B</strike>AGE SALE" sign.
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**:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah?! You think that stuff is so great?  Well, check out this other crap!!
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**Flicking the [[The Cheat's Lightswitch|lightswitch]], with a [[The Cheat's Glowsticks|glowstick]]:
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**:'''THE CHEAT:''' They told me to tell you that you'd also like these things. meh.
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**Sitting at the concession stand:
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**:'''BUBS:''' If you like that stuff, check this junk out!
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**Trogdor Chasing a peasant, both drawn in pixel art.
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**:'''TROGDOR:''' This other stuf'll really burninate your cottage, peasant.
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**Running in place:
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**:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh hello.  Umm... you forgot to buy this other stuff that you like.
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==Other Places To Buy==
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===Local Business Area Stores===
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According to [[HRStore:reop.html|this page]], independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the [[HRStore:storelocator.html|store locator]].
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===Froogle Search===
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If you search for [http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=Homestar+Runner Homestar Runner] at [http://froogle.google.com Froogle], you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.
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===Magazines===
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[[Image:Comic Con.jpg|thumb|Some seriously nerdy stuff]]
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Merchandise was available for sale at Comic Conventions and shows around the country throughout 2005. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by [[Don_and_Harriet_Chapman|Strong Dad and The Mother Chaps]]. Those who attended had a chance to win door prizes consisting of autographed merchandise. Freebies were included within every purchase.
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===DragonCon===
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Merchandise was also sold at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of [http://www.dragoncon.org/ DragonCon] in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by the Brothers Chaps, the Family Chaps, and other members of the Homestar crew.
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This location was parodied in the short toon [[TrogdorCon '97]].
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==Fun Facts==
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===Trivia===
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*From left to right, the T-shirts play the notes A, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, C, C-sharp, D-sharp, E, and F-sharp. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.
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*While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".
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*While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appears reading "load 'er up".
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*The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.
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===Inside References===
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*The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to [[weird dream]].
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*The store's footer at the bottom of the store is Bubs' "checkitout" dance from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].
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*The "GARBAGE SALE" sign with the "B" crossed out is a reference to [[garage sale]].
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*On the Store Locator map, Wisconsin is spelled "Wisonsin"
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*On the Store Locator map, the links for Alberta and British Colombia are backwards; clicking Alberta references an anchor labeled "#BC", while clicking British Colombia references "#ALB".
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*"Wide-Mart and Lackluster Video and Music," mentioned in [[HRStore:reop.html|Retail Opportunities]], are [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Wikipedia:Blockbuster Video|Blockbuster Video]] takeoffs.
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*Under the "T-Shirts!!" section, it reads "Grab an ice cold "H STAR R" or a great tasting "HOMESTAR LITE" A new twist on some old favorites! (They're even better than Coke with lime!)". [[Wikipedia:Coca-Cola with Lime|Coke with lime]] is a new flavor of Coca-Cola with the catchphrase "a little twist on a great thing".
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*The "Thank You" page's page title is "Thank you so much for to buying our crap!" This is a reference to the phrase Mario says at the end of [[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]: "Thank you so much for to playing my game!"
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*The "Trogdor High-Score Club" patch may be a takeoff of the old [[Wikipedia:Activision|Activision]] club patches. If you sent them a picture of a high score on a game, they would send you a club patch.
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==External Links==
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*[[HRStore:|Visit the store]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/bubsfooter.swf|View the footer at the bottom of the store]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/bubspromo.swf|View the promotional message about more "junk"]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/sbpromo.swf|View the promotional message about "this other crap"]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/cheatpromo.swf|View The Cheat's promotional message]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/hspromo.swf|View the promotional message about "this other stuff that you like"]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/trogpromo.swf|View Trogdor's promotional message]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/tshirts.swf|View the musical T-shirt selection]]
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*[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/ View archived versions of the store from 2001-2005]
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{{Succession box | before = [[Flash Store]] | title = Store Navigation | years = May 23, 2005-Present | after = N/A}}
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{{H*RNav}}
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[[Category:Regular Updates]]
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[[Category:Store]]
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