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[[Image:newhrstore.png|thumb|right|220px|Homestore Runner!]]
[[Image:newhrstore.png|thumb|right|220px|Homestore Runner!]]
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The '''Store''' is where you can buy Homestar Merchandise. [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that this is the reason H*R can remain free of all advertising.  
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The '''Yahoo Store''' was the Yahoo-based marketplace of Homestar Runner merchandise that ran from May 23, 2005 to March 23, 2015. It was based off of Yahoo's Small Business E-Commerence system.
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[[Store|The Shopify store]] replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015. On April 1, 2015, the Yahoo store was officially made password-protected and is now defunct.  
'''Page Title:''' All Types of Crazy Crap
'''Page Title:''' All Types of Crazy Crap
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== Front Page ==
 
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===September 26, 2005===
 
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'''<big>New Trogdor Hats and Teen Girl Squad Bag!</big>'''
 
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We sold these items at Dragon*Con and they were a big hit! For a limited time only, you can order these products online for just '''$10!''' But hurry, once these are gone we won't be re-stocking them so get yours today!
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==Front Page News==
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*[[Store Front Page News 2005]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2006]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2007]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2008]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2009]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2010]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2011]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2012]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2013]]
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*[[Store Front Page News 2014]]
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'''[[HRStore:totebag.html|Click Here]]''' to order the Teen Girl Squad Tote Bag.
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==Final Offerings==
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'''[[HRStore:trbaca.html|Click Here]]''' to order the Trogdor Baseball Hat.
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=== Combo Menu Values! ===
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* [[Store Combos]]
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'''<big>COMING SOON!</big>'''
 
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This Fall we'll be introducing a lot of new products! We'll have a '''NEW DVD''' containing all the Short Cartoons, the Teen Girl Squad cartoons, and a bunch of other stuff. '''Cheat Commandos Toys''' will also be hitting our shelves soon. Plus '''Strong Bad Polos''' and '''Li'l Brudder Shirts''' just to name a few. Keep watching our store for details.
 
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'''YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN!'''
 
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Our website is made possible by fans like you. Each order helps cover our operating expenses and helps keep homestarrunner.com Ad Free! Thanks for your support!
 
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===September 22, 2005===
 
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'''KICK THE CHEAT IS BACK!'''
 
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Back by popular demand, the '''KICK THE CHEAT''' is here at last! This soft, huggable plush image of The Cheat is 11" high, 13" wide and 30" around. He's equipped with a voice box, so whenever he's kicked or struck, he screams four different exclamations in his native language of The Cheat. '''[[HRStore:kickcheat1.html|Click here]]''' to order.
 
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'''COMING SOON!'''
 
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This Fall we'll be introducing a lot of new products! We'll have a '''NEW DVD''' containing all the Short Cartoons, the Teen Girl Squad cartoons, Puppet Stuff and much more. '''Cheat Commandos Toys''' will also be hitting our shelves soon. Plus '''Teen Girl Squad Tote Bags''' and '''Li'l Brudder Shirts''' just to name a few. Keep watching our store for details.
 
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'''YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN!'''
 
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Our website is made possible by fans like you. Each order helps cover our operating expenses and helps keep homestarrunner.com Ad Free! Thanks for your support!
 
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===September 12, 2005===
 
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'''KICK THE CHEAT IS BACK!'''
 
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Back by popular demand, the '''KICK THE CHEAT''' is here at last! This soft, huggable plush image of The Cheat is 11" high, 13" wide and 30" around. He's equipped with a voice box, so whenever he's kicked or struck, he screams four different exclamations in his native language of The Cheat. '''[[HRStore:kickcheat1.html|Click here]]''' to order.
 
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'''COMING SOON!'''
 
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A '''NEW DVD''' containing all the Short Cartoons, all the Teen Girl Squad cartoons, Puppet Stuff and much more! Keep watching our store for details.
 
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'''YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN!'''
 
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Our website is made possible by fans like you. Each order helps cover our operating expenses and helps keep homestarrunner.com Ad Free! Thanks for your support!
 
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===August 22, 2005===
 
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'''NEW TROGDOR BEANIE CAP!'''
 
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The new TROGDOR beanie (pictured thrice above) is black with a color image of the Burninator himself embroidered on the "fold up" part of the cap. Now for the special introductory price of just '''$8.99!''' All our beanie caps are on sale in celebration of the newest member of our beanie cap family. '''[[HRStore:beaniecaps.html|Click Here to order.]]'''
 
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'''DON'T FORGET OUR NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!! '''
 
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This New DVD contains Emails 101 through 130. '''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|Click here]]''' to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!
 
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===August 08, 2005===
 
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'''EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK* SALE!!!'''
 
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Click on the links below to go to all our fabulous sale items.
 
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All '''[[HRStore:messengerbags.html|Messenger Bags]]''' are now just '''$23.99'''!
 
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The '''[[HRStore:stbadsicd.html|Strong Bad Sings CD]]''' is only '''$8.99'''!
 
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All '''[[HRStore:patches.html|Patches]]''', '''[[HRStore:beaniecaps.html|Beanie Caps]]''' and '''[[HRStore:posters.html|Posters]]''' are just '''$8.99''' each!
 
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All Packs of '''[[HRStore:staticclings.html|Static Clings]]''' and '''[[HRStore:bumperstickers.html|Bumper Stickers]]''' are only '''$7.99''' each!
 
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'''[[HRStore:horufi.html|Collectible Figurine Sets]]''' up to '''50% off!'''
 
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>The kitchen sink = all apparel items, baseball caps and DVDs
 
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'''DON'T FORGET OUR NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!!'''
 
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This New DVD contains Emails 101 through 130. '''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|Click here]]''' to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!
 
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===July 25, 2005===
 
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'''HERE ARE SOME RANDOM QUOTES ABOUT THE NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!!!'''
 
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"It's so good I want to keep it"
 
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<br>-- "Little Girl"
 
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"Meh"
 
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<br>-- The Cheat
 
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<br>-- The Poopsmith
 
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'''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|Click here]]''' to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!
 
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'''DON'T FORGET ALL OF OUR NEW T-SHIRT DESIGNS'''
 
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We've got Homestar Lite, H Star R, Strong Bad Head and StinkoMan 20X6. These are shirts you won't want to miss. '''[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Click here]]''' to order one or more.
 
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===July 11, 2005===
 
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'''REDESIGNED HOMESTAR RUNNER SHIRTS!!'''
 
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[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Check out]] our updated Homestar Runner shirts which we like to call "Homestar Lite" and "H Star R." These replace the White Homestar Classic shirt and the navy Homestar Running shirt. We think you'll like these redesigned shirts better.
 
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===June 24, 2005===
 
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'''STRONG BAD'S FAMOUS MASK!'''
 
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We now offer an inspiring close-up of Strong Bad's head, on a white, 100% cotton tee shirt with cool black "ringers" around the neck and arms. Get yours now for cool summer wear! [[HRStore:strongbadface.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]
 
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And don't forget - we're still featuring the new 20X6 Stinko Man Tee Shirt, inspired by the ever-enlarging Stinko Man game! [[HRStore:noname.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]
 
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'''LAST CHANCE!!'''
 
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This is your last chance to purchase our White Homestar Classic and Navy Homestar Running shirts. We're discontinuing these shirts to make room for Brand New Homestar Styles! Less than one week left to buy Homestar Classic or Homestar Running. Don't miss 'em so [[HRStore:tshirts1.html|'''Click here''' to order!]]
 
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'''STRONG BAD'S HANDSOME MUG!'''
 
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Here is an inspiring close-up of Strong Bad's head, on a white, 100% cotton tee shirt with cool black "ringers" around the neck and arms. Get yours now for cool summer wear! [[HRStore:strongbadface.html|Click here]] to order!!
 
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Coming soon - a girly shirt with black raglan cap sleeves, for all the lovely ladies who adore Strong Bad!!
 
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'''INSPIRED BY THE STINKO MAN GAME!'''
 
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Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now, and wear it while you play new levels!! [[HRStore:noname.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]
 
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Every Character...Every Size...At a Great Price! Only $25 for Small through Extra Large, $27 for XXL, $29 for XXXL. Buy one today and save it for next winter. [[HRStore:hoodieshoodies.html|'''Click here''']] to take advantage of these fantastic bargains.
 
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'''EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY!'''
 
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This is the poster you've been waiting for. All of your favorite characters are here from A, Arrow'd guy to Y, Yello Dello and everyone in between. This beautiful, full-color poster is truly a work of art and suitable for framing. [[HRStore:posters.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]
 
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'''SCALDING LAKE T-SHIRTS'''
 
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You'll look rather dashing in a fabulous Scalding Lake t-shirt. [[HRStore:scaldinglake.html|'''Click here''' to order]] the finest apparel Peasantry has to offer!
 
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===Clothing===
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* [[Store T-Shirts]]
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* [[Store Baby Clothes]]
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|[[Image:trogdorpolofull.gif]] || [[Image:trogdorpolocloseup.gif]] || Trogdor Polo Shirt || '''Trogdor Polo Shirt''' The Trogdor polo is fast becoming the shirt of choice for cube dwellers on Business Casual Fridays! (or as Strong Bad calls it "Biz Cas Fri")
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*[[Limozeen]]
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*Strong Bad's Mask
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*[[Store Accessories#Tote Bags|Tote Bags]]
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[[Image:baseballcaps.gif]]<br>
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'''Take 'Em Out to the Ball Park!''' Our baseball caps are high-quality Yupoong brand hats with six panels and a rounded athletic shape. No crappy adjustable plastic snaps here, our hats feature a "FlexFit" inner sweatband. (Sorry ladies, there is no hole in the back of these hats for pulling pony-tails through).
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[[Image:trogdor-beanie.jpg]]<br>
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'''Stylish Beanie Caps!!''' These are Head-To-Toe brand knit caps with embroidery on the "fold up" part of the hat. Choose black with Strong Bad's mask, navy featuring Homestar's grinning face or black with the burninator himself, TROGDOR!
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[[Image:messengerbags.gif]]<br>
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'''Stow All Your Stuff In These Great Messenger Bags!!'''
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Our messenger bags are made of durable polyester. Featuring a roomy main compartment and a smaller half pocket plus, a secret zippered compartment. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure. Navy Blue with Homestar, Gray with The Cheat or Strong Bad and Black with Trogdor.
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*[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Collectible Figurines]]
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[[Image:The Cheat doll.jpg|150px|Give it a good kick in The Cheat!]]<br>
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Back by popular demand, the '''KICK THE CHEAT''' is here at last! This soft, huggable plush image of The Cheat is 11" high, 13" wide and 30" around. He's equipped with a voice box, so whenever he's kicked or struck, he screams four different exclamations in his native language of The Cheat
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Don't forget our other toys!<br>
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*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]
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Series #1 Figurines includes nine popular characters: Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Pom-Pom, Bubs, and Coach Z*.
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[[Image:figuresets.gif]]<br>
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|[[Image:dvddisc4.jpg]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Strong Bad Emails &mdash; Disc 4]] || '''Strong Bad Emails Disc 4!!'''
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|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png]] || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]] || '''Strong Bad CD'''
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The CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as “TROGDOR,” “The System is Down” and “The Cheat is Not Dead” plus many, many more. Also includes songs by Limozeen, Coach Z, Marzipan and other characters. Total of 20 tracks in all.
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Our "everybody! everybody!" poster depicts all of your favorite characters crammed into the borders of Strong Badia.
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[[Image:patches.jpg]]<br>
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'''New Embroidered Patches''' There are five colorful 3" sew-on Patches in a set featuring...Colonel Homestar Runner of the [[Homestarmy]], [[Dangeresque]] and his cool, cool glasses, the official seal of The Cheat, Homsar's genuine "Raised by Coffee" logo, and the membership patch for the Trogdor Hi-Score club.
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*[[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|Beanie Caps]]
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*[[Store Accessories#Messenger Bags|Messenger Bags]]
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* [[Store Hooded Sweatshirts|Hooded Sweatshirts]]
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* [[Store Polo Shirts|Polo Shirts]]
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*Tattoos &mdash; Featuring images of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Badia themes, and others
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*Floaty pens &mdash; One side of this pen features The Cheat in the tire moving back and forth in front of the Strong Badia background. The other side of the pen displays the Strong Badia Flag.
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*MiniPins &mdash; An older set of six colorful MiniPins featuring the most popular Homestar characters
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*Buttons &mdash; Colorful Magnetized Character Buttons
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*Strong Bad Mask &mdash; As seen in [[Sample of Style Too]]
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*Stickers &mdash; Hi My Name Is _______
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*[[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]]
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*''See also [[Store Freebies#Past Freebies|past freebies]] for freebies no longer offered.''
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*''See also [[Store T-Shirts#Discontinued Shirts|discontinued shirts]] for shirts no longer offered.''
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[[Image:Homestar Comin'.PNG|200px|thumb|right|The footer]]
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'''Bumper Stickers''' Now you can have a Variety Pack of Bumper Stickers featuring one (1) each of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Trogdor the Burninator and the Teen Girl Squad!!
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The '''store footer''' was a small animation at the bottom of every store page. It featured [[Bubs]] at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]], doing his "checkitout checkitout" dance from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] (but without sound). The animation changed throughout the day and year. If you clicked on the 'D' in "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN'''D'''", [[Homestar Runner]] would run in, do his part of the dance, and leave. In the winter theme, Homestar wore his hat from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
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*[[HRStore:homestarcircle.html|Homestar Circle]]
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*'''Summer Theme:''' ''Footer Introduction'' &ndash; November 15, 2005
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*'''Autumn Theme:''' November 16, 2005 &ndash; January 8, 2006
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*'''Winter Theme:''' January 9, 2006 &ndash; March 23, 2006
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*'''Summer Theme:''' March 24, 2006 &ndash; November 7, 2006
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*'''Autumn Theme:''' November 8, 2006 &ndash; January 20, 2007
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*'''Winter Theme:''' January 21, 2007 &ndash; April 1, 2007
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*'''Spring Theme:''' April 2, 2007 &ndash; October 2, 2007
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*'''Autumn Theme:''' October 2, 2007 &ndash; January 18, 2008
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*'''Winter Theme:''' January 18, 2008 &ndash; May 22, 2008
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*'''Spring Theme:''' May 22, 2008 &ndash; October 6, 2009
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*'''New Autumn Theme:''' October 7, 2009 &ndash; ''Footer Conclusion''
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*'''Sunrise:''' 4:00 a.m. &ndash; 6:00 a.m.
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*'''Day:''' 6:00 a.m. &ndash; 6:00 p.m.
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Image:Spring Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Spring Daytime'''</center>
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**A sturdy key ring with a colorful vinyl adornment displaying one of several memorable images.
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Image:Summer Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Summer Daytime'''</center>
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Image:Autumn Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Daytime'''</center>
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::[[Strongbadia]] [[Stop Sign]] [[Image:sb keychain front.jpg|60px]] [[Image:sb keychain back.jpg|60px]]
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Image:Winter Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Winter Daytime'''</center>
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::[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Star Logo [[Image:hsrkeychainfront.jpg|60px]]  [[Image:hsrkeychainback.jpg|60px]]
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Image:Spring Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Spring Sunrise/set'''</center>
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Image:Summer Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Summer Sunrise/set'''</center>
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Image:Autumn Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Sunrise/set'''</center>
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Image:Winter Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Winter Sunrise/set'''</center>
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Image:Spring Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Spring Night'''</center>
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Image:Summer Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Summer Night'''</center>
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Image:Autumn Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Night'''</center>
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Image:Winter Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Winter Night'''</center>
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*After buying something, you were once taken to one of several short [[Store Thank You Messages]]. They stopped playing on October 9, 2008.
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*When you looked at your shopping cart, various items would randomly generate small Flash scenes with text on the page, with links to other popular items:
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**Strong Bad standing alone with a "GAR<strike>B</strike>AGE SALE" sign
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**:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah?! You think that stuff is so great?  Well, check out this other crap!!
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**Flicking the [[The Cheat's Lightswitch|lightswitch]], with a [[The Cheat's Glowsticks|glowstick]]:
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**:'''THE CHEAT:''' "They told me to tell you that you'd also like these things.* Meh!" (*translated from the cheat)
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**Dancing at the concession stand:
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**:'''BUBS:''' If you like that stuff, check this junk out!
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**Trogdor chasing a peasant, both drawn in pixel art
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**:'''TROGDOR:''' This other stuff'll really burninate your cottage, peasant.
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**Running in place:
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**:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello.  Umm... you forgot to buy this other stuff that you like.
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*Orders $100.00 or more—Ultimate Jumbo Freebie
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==Other Places To Buy==
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**Both the Series 1 and Series 2 Figurines.
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== Other Places To Buy ==
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===Local Business Area Stores===
===Local Business Area Stores===
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According to [[HRStore:reop.html|this page]], independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the [[HRStore:storelocator.html|store locator]].
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According to a former page on the Store, independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops would now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). They used to be found with the [[HRStore:storelocator.html|store locator]].
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===Froogle Search===
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===Google Product Search===
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If you search for [http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=Homestar+Runner Homestar Runner] at [http://froogle.google.com Froogle], you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.  
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If you searched for Homestar Runner at [http://www.google.com/shopping Google Shopping] (formerly Froogle, then Google Product Search), you could see H*R products being sold at various other stores.
===Magazines===
===Magazines===
Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen [http://previews.diamondcomics.com here]), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.
Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen [http://previews.diamondcomics.com here]), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.
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===DragonCon===
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===Comic Cons===
[[Image:Comic Con.jpg|thumb|Some seriously nerdy stuff]]
[[Image:Comic Con.jpg|thumb|Some seriously nerdy stuff]]
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According to [[HRStore:hoatcoco.html|this page]], merchandise will be available for sale at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of [http://www.dragoncon.org/ DragonCon] in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth will be staffed by [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]], [[Don_and_Harriet_Chapman|the Family Chaps]], and other members of the Homestar crew. Expect puppet appearances and never-before-seen toons. Future events similiar to those listed on the page will surely follow.
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Merchandise was available for sale at Comic Conventions and shows around the country throughout 2005. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Strong Dad and The Mother Chaps]]. Those who attended had a chance to win door prizes consisting of autographed merchandise. Freebies were included within every purchase.
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===DragonCon===
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Merchandise was also sold at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of [http://www.dragoncon.org/ DragonCon] in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by the Brothers Chaps, the Family Chaps, and other members of the Homestar crew.
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== Easter Eggs ==
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This location was parodied in the short toon [[TrogdorCon '97]].
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*If you click the 'D' on the sign on top of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] on the bottom of the page Homestar Runner will run up, do the dance he did in [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], and leave.
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*The time of day at Bubs' changes according to your computer's clock.
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===Telltale Store===
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**4:00 a.m. &ndash; 6:00 a.m. &mdash; Sunrise
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Following the [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] announcement, certain items of Strong Bad related merchandise were added to the [[Telltale Games]] online store.
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**6:00 a.m. &ndash; 5:00 p.m. &mdash; Day
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**5:00 p.m. &ndash; 7:00 p.m. &mdash; Sunset (same as sunrise)
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**7:00 p.m. &ndash; 4:00 a.m. &mdash; Night
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*After you buy something, you are taken to [https://secure.homestarrunner.com/heythanks.html a thank you page]. During the day, or any time before midnight, one of three scenes is seen. It is currently unknown what causes the different videos to appear, but it has been speculated that it is based on the number of times the thank you page has been accessed, the time on your clock, or it could be random. The scenes will be darkened in the evening, but otherwise unchanged.
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==Fun Facts==
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** The first "day" scene shows [[Bubs]] at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concession Stand]].
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**: '''BUBS:''' Hey, thanks for buying my junk! Oh! ''{places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOUS $5"}'' That'll be five dollars!
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** The second shows [[Strong Bad]] in a room filled with money, holding a glass of wine.
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**: '''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. ''{holds up a cigar}'' The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please. ''{[[The Cheat]] comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}''
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** The third shows [[Homestar Runner]] in [[The Field]].
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**: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahem! ''{singing}'' I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!
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**: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking on with [[Carol]]}'' Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.
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**: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, too late, go away.
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**: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{upset}'' All right, broken up.
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**At night (after midnight and before 5 AM), it always shows [[Homestar's House]], unlit. Homestar walks in in pajamas, with his cinnamon beard.
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**:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawn}'' Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, ''{yawn}'' you should really get to bed.
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**If you go to the link without buying anything, it shows the Mozilla "missing plugin" icon that says "After installing the plugin, click here." Strong Bad arrives.
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**: '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?
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**It will load the store front page after the scene is over. To see the different scenes, set your system clock between midnight and 5AM (or if already set there, between 5AM and midnight) then click on your back button. This can be done multiple times, just keep changing the clock and going back. (Note: the same scene will always play when your clock is set between midnight and 5AM as stated above)
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== Fun Facts ==
 
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
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*From left to right, the T-shirts play the notes A, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, C, C-sharp, D-sharp, E, and F-sharp. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.
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*While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashed, reading "loading shirtfun".
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*While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".
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*While loading a "Thank-you" message, a [[irregular loading screens|loading screen]] appeared reading "load 'er up".
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*While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appears reading "load 'er up".
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*The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.
*The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.
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*In October 2009, the store received its own [[Wikipedia:Domain name|domain]]. The store's URL is now <nowiki>"http://www.homestarrunnerstore.com"</nowiki>, as opposed to <nowiki>"http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net"</nowiki>.
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**The main pages continued to link to the domain the store sat at in 2004 (<nowiki>http://www.homestarrunner.com/store.html</nowiki>) rather than the current URL.
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===Goofs===
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*On the Store Locator map, Wisconsin was spelled "Wisonsin".
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*On the Store Locator map, the links for Alberta and British Columbia were backwards; clicking Alberta referenced an anchor labeled "#BC", while clicking British Columbia references "#ALB".
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*On the Store Locator map, Pennsylvania was not clickable, even though there is a store in the Pennsylvania section of the list.
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*Nebraska, Oklahoma, Virginia, Wisconsin, Minnesota and British Columbia (Canada) were clickable on the Store Locator map even though there are no stores listed for these states.
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*The July 23, 2007 front page update claimed the toy sale ended on "Sunday, August 4" (a Saturday), although the Collectible Figurines page had the correct date of August 5th.
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*When looking at your shopping cart, the link for Kick the Cheat was still on, instead of it being taken out. However, instead of going to its page, you would get redirected to the shop homepage.
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*There was a typo in the laptop skins description which said "slightly ''shutgunned''".
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to [[weird dream]].
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*The Store Locator on the yahoo store featured The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to [[weird dream]].
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*The store's footer at the bottom of the store was Bubs's "checkitout" dance from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].
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*The "GARBAGE SALE" sign with the "B" crossed out was a reference to [[garage sale]].
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*"Support the Municipality!" was a reference to an Easter egg in the email [[disconnected]].
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*The page title was a reference to [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
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*The "slightly shotgunned" laptop skin referred to the Easter egg in [[virus]], where the [[Compy]] was being sold as such.
===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
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*"Wide-Mart and Lackluster Video and Music," mentioned in [[HRStore:reop.html|Retail Opportunities]], are [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Wikipedia:Blockbuster Video|Blockbuster Video]] takeoffs.
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*The "Trogdor High-Score Club" patch may have been a takeoff of the old [[Wikipedia:Activision|Activision]] club patches where sending a picture of a high score from the game would result in getting a patch.
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*Under the "T-Shirts!!" section, it reads "Grab an ice cold "H STAR R" or a great tasting "HOMESTAR LITE" A new twist on some old favorites! (They're even better than Coke with lime!)". [[Wikipedia:Coca-Cola with Lime|Coke with lime]] is a new flavor of Coca-Cola with the catchphrase "a little twist on a great thing".
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*The "Thank You" page's page title is "Thank you so much for to buying our crap!" This is a reference to the phrase Mario says at the end of [[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]: "Thank you so much for to playing my game!"
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==External Links==
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*[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/ view archived versions of the store]
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*[[HR:storeflash/bubsfooter.swf|view the footer at the bottom of the store]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/bubspromo.swf|view Bubs's promotional message]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/sbpromo.swf|view Strong Bad's promotional message]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/cheatpromo.swf|view The Cheat's promotional message]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/hspromo.swf|view Homestar Runner's promotional message]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/trogpromo.swf|view Trogdor's promotional message]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/tshirts.swf|view the musical T-shirt selection]]
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*[[HR:storeflash/storemap.swf|view the Store Map]]
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== External Links ==
 
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*[[HRStore:|Visit the store]]
 
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*[[HR:storeflash/bubsfooter.swf|View the footer at the bottom of the store]]
 
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*[[HR:storeflash/bubspromo.swf|View the promotional message about more "junk"]]
 
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*[[HR:storeflash/sbpromo.swf|View the promotional message about "this other crap"]]
 
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*[[HR:storeflash/cheatpromo.swf|View The Cheat's promotional message]]
 
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*[[HR:storeflash/hspromo.swf|View the promotional message about "this other stuff that you like"]]
 
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*[[HR:storeflash/tshirts.swf|View the musical T-shirt selection]]
 
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*[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/ View archived versions of the store from 2001-2004]
 
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Current revision as of 22:17, 12 January 2020

Homestore Runner!

The Yahoo Store was the Yahoo-based marketplace of Homestar Runner merchandise that ran from May 23, 2005 to March 23, 2015. It was based off of Yahoo's Small Business E-Commerence system.

The Shopify store replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015. On April 1, 2015, the Yahoo store was officially made password-protected and is now defunct.

Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap

Contents

[edit] Front Page News

[edit] Final Offerings

[edit] Combo Menu Values!

[edit] Clothing

[edit] Accessories

[edit] Toys

[edit] CD/DVDs/Video Game

[edit] 2-Dimensional Stuff

[edit] Freebies

[edit] Discontinued Products

  • Baseball Caps
  • Beanie Caps
  • Messenger Bags
  • Hooded Sweatshirts
  • Polo Shirts
  • Tattoos — Featuring images of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Badia themes, and others
  • Floaty pens — One side of this pen features The Cheat in the tire moving back and forth in front of the Strong Badia background. The other side of the pen displays the Strong Badia Flag.
  • MiniPins — An older set of six colorful MiniPins featuring the most popular Homestar characters
  • Buttons — Colorful Magnetized Character Buttons
  • Strong Bad Mask — As seen in Sample of Style Too
  • Stickers — Hi My Name Is _______
  • Kick The Cheat
  • See also past freebies for freebies no longer offered.
  • See also discontinued shirts for shirts no longer offered.

[edit] Store Footer

The footer

The store footer was a small animation at the bottom of every store page. It featured Bubs at his concession stand, doing his "checkitout checkitout" dance from Lookin at a Thing in a Bag (but without sound). The animation changed throughout the day and year. If you clicked on the 'D' in "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND", Homestar Runner would run in, do his part of the dance, and leave. In the winter theme, Homestar wore his hat from The Best Decemberween Ever.

[edit] Time of year changes

  • Summer Theme: Footer Introduction – November 15, 2005
  • Autumn Theme: November 16, 2005 – January 8, 2006
  • Winter Theme: January 9, 2006 – March 23, 2006
  • Summer Theme: March 24, 2006 – November 7, 2006
  • Autumn Theme: November 8, 2006 – January 20, 2007
  • Winter Theme: January 21, 2007 – April 1, 2007
  • Spring Theme: April 2, 2007 – October 2, 2007
  • Autumn Theme: October 2, 2007 – January 18, 2008
  • Winter Theme: January 18, 2008 – May 22, 2008
  • Spring Theme: May 22, 2008 – October 6, 2009
  • New Autumn Theme: October 7, 2009 – Footer Conclusion

[edit] Time of day changes

  • Sunrise: 4:00 a.m. – 6:00 a.m.
  • Day: 6:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
  • Sunset: 6:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.
  • Night: 8:00 p.m. – 4:00 a.m.

[edit] Images




[edit] Flash Scenes

  • After buying something, you were once taken to one of several short Store Thank You Messages. They stopped playing on October 9, 2008.
  • When you looked at your shopping cart, various items would randomly generate small Flash scenes with text on the page, with links to other popular items:
    • Strong Bad standing alone with a "GARBAGE SALE" sign
      STRONG BAD: Oh yeah?! You think that stuff is so great? Well, check out this other crap!!
    • Flicking the lightswitch, with a glowstick:
      THE CHEAT: "They told me to tell you that you'd also like these things.* Meh!" (*translated from the cheat)
    • Dancing at the concession stand:
      BUBS: If you like that stuff, check this junk out!
    • Trogdor chasing a peasant, both drawn in pixel art
      TROGDOR: This other stuff'll really burninate your cottage, peasant.
    • Running in place:
      HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hello. Umm... you forgot to buy this other stuff that you like.

[edit] Other Places To Buy

[edit] Local Business Area Stores

According to a former page on the Store, independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops would now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). They used to be found with the store locator.

[edit] Google Product Search

If you searched for Homestar Runner at Google Shopping (formerly Froogle, then Google Product Search), you could see H*R products being sold at various other stores.

[edit] Magazines

Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen here), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.

[edit] Comic Cons

Some seriously nerdy stuff

Merchandise was available for sale at Comic Conventions and shows around the country throughout 2005. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by Strong Dad and The Mother Chaps. Those who attended had a chance to win door prizes consisting of autographed merchandise. Freebies were included within every purchase.

[edit] DragonCon

Merchandise was also sold at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of DragonCon in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by the Brothers Chaps, the Family Chaps, and other members of the Homestar crew.

This location was parodied in the short toon TrogdorCon '97.

[edit] Telltale Store

Following the Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People announcement, certain items of Strong Bad related merchandise were added to the Telltale Games online store.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashed, reading "loading shirtfun".
  • While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appeared reading "load 'er up".
  • The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.
  • In October 2009, the store received its own domain. The store's URL is now "http://www.homestarrunnerstore.com", as opposed to "http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net".
    • The main pages continued to link to the domain the store sat at in 2004 (http://www.homestarrunner.com/store.html) rather than the current URL.

[edit] Goofs

  • On the Store Locator map, Wisconsin was spelled "Wisonsin".
  • On the Store Locator map, the links for Alberta and British Columbia were backwards; clicking Alberta referenced an anchor labeled "#BC", while clicking British Columbia references "#ALB".
  • On the Store Locator map, Pennsylvania was not clickable, even though there is a store in the Pennsylvania section of the list.
  • Nebraska, Oklahoma, Virginia, Wisconsin, Minnesota and British Columbia (Canada) were clickable on the Store Locator map even though there are no stores listed for these states.
  • The July 23, 2007 front page update claimed the toy sale ended on "Sunday, August 4" (a Saturday), although the Collectible Figurines page had the correct date of August 5th.
  • When looking at your shopping cart, the link for Kick the Cheat was still on, instead of it being taken out. However, instead of going to its page, you would get redirected to the shop homepage.
  • There was a typo in the laptop skins description which said "slightly shutgunned".

[edit] Inside References

  • The Store Locator on the yahoo store featured The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to weird dream.
  • The store's footer at the bottom of the store was Bubs's "checkitout" dance from Lookin at a Thing in a Bag.
  • The "GARBAGE SALE" sign with the "B" crossed out was a reference to garage sale.
  • "Support the Municipality!" was a reference to an Easter egg in the email disconnected.
  • The page title was a reference to The Best Decemberween Ever.
  • The "slightly shotgunned" laptop skin referred to the Easter egg in virus, where the Compy was being sold as such.

[edit] Real-World References

  • The "Trogdor High-Score Club" patch may have been a takeoff of the old Activision club patches where sending a picture of a high score from the game would result in getting a patch.

[edit] External Links


Preceded by:
Flash Store
Store Navigation
May 23, 2005-March 23, 2015
Succeeded by:
Shopify Store


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