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=== Explanations ===
=== Explanations ===
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*[[Wikipedia:Gingivitis|Gingivitis]] is the inflammation of the gums due to improper (or lack of) cleaning of the teeth.
*[[Wikipedia:Gingivitis|Gingivitis]] is the inflammation of the gums due to improper (or lack of) cleaning of the teeth.
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*''Rigamarole'' (a variant of ''[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/rigmarole rigmarole]'') is "a complex and ritualistic procedure which may be perceived as petty."
*"Grodalated" is a made-up word that presumably means "has become or been made [http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19960524 grody]".
*"Grodalated" is a made-up word that presumably means "has become or been made [http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19960524 grody]".
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=== Real-World References ===
=== Real-World References ===
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*[[Wikipedia:Moses Malone|Moses Malone]] was a former [[basketball]] player who played in both the [[Wikipedia:National Basketball Association|NBA]] and the [[Wikipedia:American Basketball Association|ABA]]. He was named one of the NBA's 50 greatest players in 1997, was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2001 and died in 2015.
 
*The controllers that The Cheat and Moses Malone were playing with are similar to the original and most recognizable controllers that were available for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|Entertainment System]].
*The controllers that The Cheat and Moses Malone were playing with are similar to the original and most recognizable controllers that were available for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|Entertainment System]].
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**''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Lolo|Adventures of Lolo]]'' is a puzzle game for the NES developed by [[Wikipedia:HAL Laboratory|HAL Laboratory]], in which the player had to make their way through ten floors to save the country of Eden. It received mostly positive ratings for the puzzle-style gameplay.
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**''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Lolo|Adventures of Lolo]]'' was a puzzle game for the NES developed by [[Wikipedia:HAL Laboratory|HAL Laboratory]], in which the player had to make their way through ten floors to save the country of Eden.  
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**''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Bayou Billy|The Adventures of Bayou Billy]]'' is a multi-genre action adventure game for the NES featuring a beat-'em-up style of gameplay and first person shooter sections.  It was notorious for poor controls and extreme difficulty.
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**''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Bayou Billy|The Adventures of Bayou Billy]]'' was a multi-genre action adventure game for the NES featuring a beat-'em-up style of gameplay and first person shooter sections.  It was notorious for poor controls and extreme difficulty.
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*[[Wikipedia:Moses Malone|Moses Malone]] is a former basketball player who played in both the [[Wikipedia:National Basketball Association|NBA]] and the [[Wikipedia:American Basketball Association|ABA]]. He was named one of the NBA's 50 greatest players in 1997, and was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2001.
*"Sleep tight, sweet prince" is a reference to [[Shakespeare]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Hamlet|Hamlet]]'', Act 5, Scene 2, where Horatio says "Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest" to the dying Hamlet.
*"Sleep tight, sweet prince" is a reference to [[Shakespeare]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Hamlet|Hamlet]]'', Act 5, Scene 2, where Horatio says "Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest" to the dying Hamlet.
*[[Wikipedia:Gummy bear|Gummy bears]] (also known as Gold-Bears in some parts of Europe) are small, chewy, bear-shaped confections originally developed by [[Wikipedia:Haribo|Haribo]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gummy bear|Gummy bears]] (also known as Gold-Bears in some parts of Europe) are small, chewy, bear-shaped confections originally developed by [[Wikipedia:Haribo|Haribo]].
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=== Fast Forward ===
=== Fast Forward ===
*Exactly five months later, a photograph of the glass of Suudsu appeared in the [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-24|Sketchbook]].
*Exactly five months later, a photograph of the glass of Suudsu appeared in the [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-24|Sketchbook]].
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==YouTube Version==
 
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "The Cheat's bedtime routine has officially reached rigamarole status. Watch and learn!"
 
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*None of the Easter eggs are present.
 
== DVD Version ==
== DVD Version ==
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=== Commentary Transcript ===
=== Commentary Transcript ===
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'''MATT:''' Do you remember when, uh, Dad would read us ''Go Team Go'', Mike?
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'''MATT:''' Do you remember when Dad would read us ''Go Team Go'', Mike?
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'''MIKE:''' Yes. There's a <!--sic--> author, I think his name's John Tunis?
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'''MIKE:''' Yes. There's an author, I think his name is John Tunis&mdash;
'''MATT:''' Yeah.
'''MATT:''' Yeah.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
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'''MATT:''' &mdash;cause they played basketball.  
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'''MATT:''' &mdash;cause they played basketball.  That's the only place where high school basketball exists, especially in the '50s.
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'''MIKE:''' That's the only place where high school basketball exists, ''{Matt laughs}'' especially in the '50s. Did you ever get read bedtime stories, Ry, that you can remember?
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'''MIKE:''' Did you ever get read bedtime stories, Ry, that you can remember?
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'''RYAN:''' Uh, ''It's Raining Meatballs'', what's that one?
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'''RYAN:''' Uh, ''It's Raining Meatballs'', what's that one?
'''MIKE:''' I dunno.
'''MIKE:''' I dunno.
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'''RYAN:''' There's one my Dad really liked.
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'''RYAN:''' There's one my Dad really liked,
'''MIKE:''' Right.
'''MIKE:''' Right.
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'''RYAN:''' I think "It's raining Spaghetti and Meatballs" or something like that.
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'''RYAN:''' I think it's called "It's raining Spaghetti and Meatballs" or something like that.
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'''MIKE:''' Ok. ''Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing''? ''Super Fudge''?
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'''MIKE:''' Ok. ''Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing'' ? ''Super Fudge'' ?
''{all laugh}''  
''{all laugh}''  
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'''MATT:''' I remember, uh, I told my dentist about this joke, like, I had to go to the dentist just a few days, uh, after we made this.  
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'''MATT:''' I remember, I told my dentist about this joke, like I had to go to the dentist just a few days after we made this.  
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'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.
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'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.
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'''MATT:''' And they were just like&mdash; and they knew&mdash; you know, they kind of know what we do, that we make this cartoon website. And I was trying to explain, I was like "Oh yeah, we made this joke about, you know, gums getting gross." And they were just kinda like "What?" And I was like, "Well there's this little character, and&mdash;" &mdash; just like, yeah&mdash; they weren't getting it at all and I was having a terrible time explaining.
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'''MATT:''' And they were just like&mdash; and they knew&mdash; they kind of know what we do, that we make this cartoon website. And I was trying to explain, I was like "Oh yeah, we made this joke about, you know, gums getting gross." And they were just kinda like "What?" And I was like, "Well there's this little character, and&mdash;" &mdash; just like, yeah&mdash; they weren't getting it at all and I was having a terrible time explaining it.
'''MIKE:''' I saw that sponge in the sink&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' I saw that sponge in the sink&mdash;
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'''RYAN:''' That sink is a sad sight. In the office.
'''RYAN:''' That sink is a sad sight. In the office.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that sink is in bad shape.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, that sink is in bad shape.
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'''RYAN:''' The Denzel.
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'''MIKE:''' The Denzel.
'''MATT:''' So, tell 'em Mike.
'''MATT:''' So, tell 'em Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' Well, Suudsu, along with Bronco Trolleys, were&mdash; uhh&mdash; I dreamt about. And I just had a dream about Suudsu, and it was a good&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' Well, Suudsu, along with Bronco Trolleys, were &mdash; uhh &mdash; I dreamt about. And I just had a dream about Suudsu, and it was a good&mdash;
'''MATT:''' Gummi bears and milk, man.
'''MATT:''' Gummi bears and milk, man.
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'''MIKE:''' It looks delicious.
'''MIKE:''' It looks delicious.
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'''RYAN:''' We still have it, don't we?
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'''RYAN:''' We still have it don't we?
'''MATT:''' Yeah it's still in there.
'''MATT:''' Yeah it's still in there.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, in the break room.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, in the break room.
'''MATT:''' And all the milk is evaporated.
'''MATT:''' And all the milk is evaporated.
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'''MIKE:''' Ohh... uh, more P-T-&mdash; P-B-T-C.
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'''MIKE:''' Ohh.. oh, and more P-T- &mdash; P-B-T-C.
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'''MATT:''' The ''chate''. <!-- sic --> ''{pause}'' ''{laughs}''
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'''MATT:''' The ''chate''. <!-- sic -->
'''MIKE:''' I like how Moses Malone talks here, with his sock.
'''MIKE:''' I like how Moses Malone talks here, with his sock.
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'''RYAN:''' Yeah.
'''RYAN:''' Yeah.
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''{pause}'' ''{all laugh}''
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''{pause}''
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'''MIKE:''' Yes, The Cheat has a nice little, uh, hairdo.
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'''MIKE:''' The cheat has a nice little hairdo.
''{all laugh}''
''{all laugh}''
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'''MATT:''' I don't like Maggot Man. ''{pause}'' Eww... The Cheat grew a human hand.
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'''MATT:''' I don't like maggot man. ''{pause}'' Eww.. The Cheat grew a human hand.
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'''MIKE:''' Remember how Bayou Billy was advertised in comic books for about two years&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' Remember how Bayou Billy was advertised in comic books for about two years before it finally came out.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah.
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'''MIKE:''' &mdash;before it finally came out?
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'''MATT:''' I think&mdash; I think our friend Neil called first game, the first time one of those ads appeared.
'''MATT:''' I think&mdash; I think our friend Neil called first game, the first time one of those ads appeared.
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'''MIKE:''' "I call first game!"
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'''MIKE:''' "I call first game"
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'''MATT:''' "I got first game!" &mdash; as soon as Bayou Billy came into, like, into anyone's consciousness, Neil called first game. ''{long pause}'' That is a horrible lullaby, you guys. You should try that on your daughter, Mike.
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'''MATT:''' "I got first game" &mdash; as soon as Bayou Billy came into, like anyone's consciousness, Neil called first game. ''{long pause}'' That is a horrible lullaby, you guys. You should try that on your daughter Mike.
'''MIKE:''' What his he saying?  Some&mdash; ...Try harder to be a bran muffin.
'''MIKE:''' What his he saying?  Some&mdash; ...Try harder to be a bran muffin.
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''{all laugh}''
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''{all laught}''
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'''MATT:''' That's a good so&mdash; The Cheat loves it. ''{pause}'' For a second there, I thought that Strong Mad w&mdash; wasn't holding that thing, and he was like, uh, Evil Dead II'ing it. ''{imitates chain saw sound}'' Chainsaw attached to his wrist.
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'''MATT:''' That's a good &mdash; The Cheat loves it. ''{pause}'' For a second there, I thought Strong Mad wasn't holding that thing, and he was like Evil Dead II'ing it. ''{imitates chain saw sound}'' Chainsaw attached to his wrist.
''{pause}''
''{pause}''
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'''MIKE:''' Ohh! All&mdash; all you ladies will notice that looks like ''Grey's Anatomy''.
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'''MIKE:''' Ohh.. All you ladies will notice that looks like ''Grey's Anatomy''.
''{laughter}''
''{laughter}''
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'''MIKE:''' Hey&mdash;
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'''MATT:''' Hot new show.
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'''RYAN:''' Hot new show.
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'''MIKE:''' Ladies love ''Grey's Anatomy''.
'''MIKE:''' Ladies love ''Grey's Anatomy''.
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''{pause}''
''{pause}''
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'''MATT:''' Gewd; That's a portmanteau of "good" and "eww".
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'''MATT:''' Eww. That's a portmanteau of "good" and "eww".
''{pause}''
''{pause}''
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'''MATT:''' Umm, what were those bug bombs called? I remember being proud of that, uh, that packaging on the, the can of bu&mdash; ''{email ends}'' ''{imitates slowing down as audio from email slows down}'' Uh oh... ''{unintelligible}''
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'''MATT:''' Umm, what were those bug bombs called? I remember being proud of the packaging on &mdash; ''{email ends}'' uh oh.. ''{imitates slowing down as audio from email slows down}''
===Fun Facts===
===Fun Facts===
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*Mike mentions [[Bronco Trolleys]].
 
*The "It's Raining Spaghetti and Meatballs" book that Ryan mentions is probably [[Wikipedia:Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs|Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs]], the [http://www.amazon.com/Cloudy-Chance-Meatballs-Judi-Barrett/dp/0689707495 cover of which] shows it raining meatballs.
*The "It's Raining Spaghetti and Meatballs" book that Ryan mentions is probably [[Wikipedia:Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs|Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs]], the [http://www.amazon.com/Cloudy-Chance-Meatballs-Judi-Barrett/dp/0689707495 cover of which] shows it raining meatballs.
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*''Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing'' and ''Superfudge'' are both children's books by [[Wikipedia:Judy Blume|Judy Blume]].
 
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*Strong Mad being said to have been "Evil Dead IIing" the chainsaw is a reference to the movie [[Wikipedia:Evil Dead II|Evil Dead II]], in which the protagonist, Ash, cuts off his own hand and replaces it with a chainsaw.
 
*''[[Wikipedia:Grey's Anatomy|Grey's Anatomy]]'' is an American prime-time medical drama. The series revolves around Dr. Meredith Grey, who began the show as a surgical intern at Seattle Grace Hospital in Seattle, Washington.
*''[[Wikipedia:Grey's Anatomy|Grey's Anatomy]]'' is an American prime-time medical drama. The series revolves around Dr. Meredith Grey, who began the show as a surgical intern at Seattle Grace Hospital in Seattle, Washington.
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