bedtime story

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Bran muffin!

Strong Bad Email #137

Strong Bad explains how he helps The Cheat go to bed at night.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Moses Mallone

Places: Computer Room, Strong Bad's Basement, The Field

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: October 24, 2005

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Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. {high pitched} Checkin' my email! {brings up the email}

{Strong Bad pronounces "latley" as written and "Keller, TX" as "Killer taxes."}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Justin Wagley, huh? Well, this just in, Wagley: I'm not your freakin' babysitter! Or your Dad. Or your dadbysitter. {clears screen} But I am The Cheat's dadbysitter and he's been having some serious problems falling asleep latley {pronounced as before} too, ever since he watched that shock-you-mentary about gingivitis.

{Cut to The Cheat, Strong Bad's basement, with the lights off. The TV is playing, and The Cheat looks scared.}

MAN ON TELEVISION: In the final stages, the gums took on the appearance and taste of chocolate pudding.

{The Cheat screams and turns pale. Cut back to the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} We've had to cook up such an elaborate go-to-sleep scheme for The Cheat that I believe it's officially reached rigamarole status. Anyways, it all begins by making sure The Cheat has his security, um, item. A groadalated old sponge {Cut to an image of a green sponge with a badly-drawn face, covered in bandages.} covered in Band-Aids which he affectionately refers to as "The Denzel." {The words "The Denzel" appear in quotes at the bottom of the screen. Cut back to the Lappy; Strong Bad continues to type.} Next, we have to prepare The Cheat's favorite bedtime snack. A tall glass of a little concoction he calls SUUDSU. {Cut to a blue screen with "oh my SUDDSU" written in the background. A cup of milk appears with a chime.} Skim milk, {a pile of gummi bears appears} gummi bears, {The gummi bears are placed in the milk and a circle reading "Pure Genius!" appears.} pure genius!

{Cut to The King of Town's grill, without the lid. The Cheat is lying on it, carrying The Denzel and holding a glass of Suudsu.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} So, once he's cuddled up with The Denzel and his glass of Suudsu, {Strong Bad walks up} it's time to begin the bedtime story proper.

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Easter Eggs

  • Click on "rigamarole" to see the Certificate of Rigamarolarity.

CERTIFICATE OF RIGMAROLARITY
This paper right here seriously signifies that
  getting the Cheat to freaking go to sleep  
has hereby achieved RIGMAROLE STATUS
Let it be known from the valleys
to the hills.
Or maybe the dells.

D.L. Rigmarole

Good Lord Rigmarole
  • Click on "Suudsu" at the end to see the Glass of Suudsu and the "Pure Genius" Button to enjoy it for all eternity.
  • Click on "bedtime story" to see more of The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games.
MOSES MALONE:Bayou Billy? I hope you saved the receipt!

Fun Facts

Explantions

  • Gingivitis is the inflammation of the gums due to improper cleaning of the teeth.
  • Bran Muffins are types of muffins made with bran.

Real-world References

  • The controllers that The Cheat and Moses Mallone were playing with are similar to those of Nintendo's Nintendo Entertainment System.
    • Adventures of Lolo was a puzzle game for the NES in which the player had to make their way through ten floors to save the country of Eden.
    • The Adventures of Bayou Billy was a multi-genre action adventure game for the NES featuring a beat em up style of game play and a first person shooter.
  • Moses Malone is a former NBA basketball player who also played on the ABA.
  • "Sleep tight, sweet prince" is a reference to Horatio's line in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Act 5, Scene 2, "Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."
  • Gummi bears are small, soft, bear shaped confections originally developed by Haribo.

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