butt IQ
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Strong Bad Email #3 |
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Tyler asks Strong Bad how you can tell if someone has a stupid butt. Strong Bad explains the concept of the Transitive Butt Property.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400
Date: 2001
Running Time: 0:58
Page Title: Tandy 400!!!
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"} Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
Dear Mr Bad,
How do you know if someone's butt is stupid?
I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?
Crapfully yours,
Tyler
STRONG BAD: Oh, come on Tyler! Don't you remember your algebra, man? It's called the {typing} Transitive Butt Property. {stops typing} And it clearly states that the stupidity of somebody's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.
{He types "stupid (butt) ≥ stupid (head)," then clears the screen to bring up Bad Graphics Homestar.}
STRONG BAD: So, take our friend Homestar Runner for instance. {laughing} Look at his stupid head! {labels Homestar's head "stupid (head)"} Look at how stupid his head is. {stops laughing} Okay, so you can easily infer from this that because he has such a stupid head, that easily his butt is going to be at least as stupid {labels Homestar's butt as "stupid (butt)"} if not stupider. {relabels butt as "stupid/stupider (butt)"} So there you have it. Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to e-mail strong bad"}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first email ending with "Crapfully Yours," or a variation thereof.
- The paper at the end is shorter in length than in the first two Strong Bad Emails (likely to prevent covering up the image of Homestar).
Remarks
- Normally, transitivity principles are used to infer a relation between two variables based on their relations with a third variable. For example, transitivity of "is great than or equal to" implies that if and , then .
Goofs
- For a split second when Strong Bad's text goes up and bad graphics Homestar Runner appears, the text appears outside of the computer screen.
Inside References
- The email was inspired by the song "You've got an Ugly & Stupid Butt" from Strong Bad Sings (which later made its way to the Strong Bad Sings CD).