candy product
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| Strong Bad Email #149 |
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Strong Bad gets his own candy product.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Senor Cardgage, Coach Z, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner (Easter egg), Marshie (Easter egg)
Places: Computer Room, Brothers' Strong Bathroom, The Field, Marzipan's House, Strong Bad's Basement
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: March 21, 2006
Running Time: 2:58
Page Title: Lappy 486
Contents |
Transcript
Check one, check two. Sibilants. Sibilants. SBEmail.
subject: CandyDear Strongbad
I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a
chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product...
or food thing... to sell..............
From somone thats not homestarrunner
(While reading, Strong Bad inserts exaggerated pauses where the ellipses are in the e-mail.)
STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, of course you're not, Somone. Or else you would've fallen prey to Edgar's Baby's Daddy: my Homestar junkmail filter.
{clears screen}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So what I don't have a candy product. I betcha I will by the end of this email. I'm famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a candy product. Why is it athletes are the only ones with their own candy bars? Shouldn't they have their own brand of, like, jock-strap or divorce lawyer, instead?
{clears screen}
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Darkium Chocolatium |
Peanutbutter | ||||
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5
Pz
Pretzelium |
6
Cr
Crispity |
7
Ch
Chewy |
8
Go
Gooey Center |
9
Ca
Caramelium |
10
Pf
Puffed Rice |
Easter Eggs
- Click "Edgar's Baby's Daddy" to see Strong Bad's Homestar junkmail filter.
Edgar´s Baby´s Daddy H*R Junkmail Filta Subject | Time | Sender ----------------------+-------+---------------- Re: Besing Friends | 10:22 | Homestar Runner Draw Trogdor again ;) | 10:22 | Homestar Runner Re: re: re: resending | 10:23 | Homestar Runner Re: PharmBlacy news | 10:23 | Homestar Runner Possible caper | 10:23 | Homestar Runner Rrrrates so low!!!! | 10:24 | Homestar Runner Shemp vs. Curly Joe | 10:24 | Homestar Runner It's almost 10:25!! | 10:24 | Homestar Runner
- At the end of the e-mail, click the front SBLOUNSKCHED! bar to see a short scene of Homestar (dressed as a robber) preparing to steal a discarded candy product.
- Also click the SBLOUNSKHED! logo below the candy bars to see a short scene of Marshie as invinsible gaseous marshmallow vapor.
Easter Egg Transcript
- MARSHIE: You can't destroy me!
Fun Facts
Goofs
- There is no back button at the end of the e-mail.
Inside References
- "Re: re: re: resending" is a possible reference to bottom 10, where Strong Bad explains that he hates emails that have more than one Fwd:, or Re: in the subject line.
- This is another example of characters peeking from behind objects in the foreground.
- One of the rejected forms for the candy bar is the bust of Van Buren.
- At the beginning of the commercial, small print at the bottom reveals that it is a production of Cheap As Free Foodstuffs.
Real-World References
- The "SBLOUNSKCHED!" commercial refers to ads for candies like Mentos where it is suggested that consumers of the product can do anything at all.
- Baby Ruth is a popular candy bar 2 oz. in size in a log-shaped form. Strong Bad's allusion to its scatological appearance is most likely a reference to a like-minded gag in the film Caddyshack.
External Links
- watch "candy product"
- watch "candy product" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "candy product"
- forum thread re: "candy product"
