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Coach B and Zubs

Strong Bad Email #56

Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Zubs and Coach B

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Transcript

{Start of the e-mail, we're staring at the monitor. Strong Bad isn't there. Then we hear footsteps getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}

STRONG BAD: Oh! The e-mail!

{he sits at the computer}

STRONG BAD: Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail real quick-a-like.

{reading}

Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?

Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire

STRONG BAD: Uhh, let's see... {typing} Strong Bad with the ladies - Current Status: They all still want me. {stops typing} Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A...logarithm...for de ladies.

{we hear voices offscreen}

COACH Z: Hey Strong Bad!

BUBS: Hey Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: Oop, gotta go!

{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk on... except their heads have been swapped, and they are now Coach B and Zubs.}

COACH B: Well... he's not here.

ZUBS: Well, you betta find him quick! This crap ain't funny!

COACH B: I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya, been eatin' concrete?

{Coach B walks off.}

ZUBS: Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! Ronald McDonald... rumble-mumble....

{Zubs walks off, The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click on the disk on the table and it will say, "Current status of the Coach B/Zubs project: pretty hilarious."

Fun Facts

  • The Floppy Disk Container contains Disk 1 (of 24) of Loom. This was an adventure game for the PC, released in 1989; it did not have 24 disks in reality.

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