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[[Image:sbemail136.PNG|thumb|"Geddup, geddup, geddup!"]]
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[[Image:sbemail136.PNG|thumb|lemons]]
{{aboutemail}} {{forpseudocharacter|The Geddup Noise}}
{{aboutemail}} {{forpseudocharacter|The Geddup Noise}}
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We learn of the latest sensation that's sweeping the nation: [[The Geddup Noise]].
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String Bed explains the popularity of the notorious JOJ.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gavin}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}/[[The Teach]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' like i give a shit
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubso's Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Show]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]
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'''Places:''' nunyabusiness
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Compy 386]]
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Compy 386]]
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'''Date:''' Monday, September 26, 2005
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'''Date:''' Tuesday, November 13, 2012
'''Running Time:''' 3:38
'''Running Time:''' 3:38
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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'''Page Title:''' Meet the JOJ
{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}
{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}''
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''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin is on fire.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' A little bit of email. Some you-and-me-mail. ''{begins reading}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' ''{begins reading}''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: question</div>
<div>subject: question</div>
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What ever happened to the get up noise? I think it<br \>
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What ever happened to the JOJ? I think it<br \>
was cool.<br /><br / >
was cool.<br /><br / >
Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ</blockquote>
Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ</blockquote>
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''{Reads "marc baroni AZ" as "macaroni from A to Z"}''
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''{Reads "marc baroni AZ" as "makarov from A to Z"; the COD: Modern Warfare character Vladimir Makarov pops up for a second as Strong Bad reads "makarov"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! Alphabet macaroni! ''{typing}'' The get up noise? Oh wait, you mean the Geddup Noise. This guy!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! Alphabet soup! ''{typing}'' The JOJ? This guy!
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''{Strong Bad gets up and sits down three times, making the noise each time}''
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''{Strong Bad gets up and sits down to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. theme}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ahhh, what fun! But that's not even the real Geddup Noise. That's just his cousin, Chairscoot. ''{clears screen}'' No, the real Geddup noise split quite some time ago. Somewheres right around email 84,  Ol' Geddy got all big overseas. And then the phone calls started coming in.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ahhh, what fun! But that's not even the real JOJ. That's just his black cousin, Jack. ''{clears screen}'' No, the real JOJ split quite some time ago. The phone calls started coming in.
''{Cut to a close-up shot of Strong Bad. He is holding a phone.}''
''{Cut to a close-up shot of Strong Bad. He is holding a phone.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{into phone}'' Hello? What? Yes, no, yes.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{into phone}'' Hello? What? What? In my butt. Yes, no, yes, ''{cuts to Patchy the Pirate yelling, "NOOO!!!!"}''.
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''{Zoom out to show that he's in his computer room. The text from email 84 ([[kids' book]]) is displayed on the screen of the Compy.}''
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''{Zoom out to show that he's in his computer room. "Squidward's Suicide" is displayed on the screen of the Compy.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's for you. ''{tosses phone at stool}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's for you. ''{tosses phone at stool; stool explodes}''
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''{The Geddup Noise is heard. Cut back to the Lappy.}''
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''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And before I know it, every-freakin-body's talkin' about the Geddup Noise. ''{The Geddup Noise is heard over the last two words.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And before I know it, every-fuckin-body's talkin' about the JOJ.
''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand, which is now labeled "BUBSO'S CONCESSION STAND"}''
''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand, which is now labeled "BUBSO'S CONCESSION STAND"}''
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'''COACH Z:''' Okay, now I got one Bubs-O. Who am I supposed to be? Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!
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'''COACH Z:''' Okay, now I got one Bubs-O. Who am I supposed to be? ''{robotic voice effect with inverted colors}'' Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!
''{Bubs cringes as Coach Z makes these off-key sounds}''
''{Bubs cringes as Coach Z makes these off-key sounds}''
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'''BUBS:''' Is that supposed to be the Geddup Noise?
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'''BUBS:''' Is that supposed to be JOJ?
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'''COACH Z:''' Hang on! Hang on! Let me switch my pitch up! Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!!
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'''COACH Z:''' Hang on! Hang on! Let me switch my pitch up! ''{Vocoder voice effects with rainbow colors}'' Waaay-o! ''{warbled voice and background effect}'' Waaaay-o!!
   
   
'''BUBS:''' ''{annoyed}'' Way-o, way-o? I'll be in the basement.
'''BUBS:''' ''{annoyed}'' Way-o, way-o? I'll be in the basement.
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'''COACH Z:''' Way-o! Waaaay-o!
'''COACH Z:''' Way-o! Waaaay-o!
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''{Cut to the booOOM box, which holds a cassette tape labeled "Normal Bias"}''
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''{Bubs shoots up like a rocket and blows up the sky}''
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'''BOOOOM BOX (STRONG BAD'S MORNING TALK SHOW RADIO HOST VOICE):''' Hang on to your panties, people! ''{splat noise}'' Uh-oh, what's up? 'Cause we got the Geddup Noise ''{doing sound}'' all up in this piece! ''{Geddup Noise, followed by laughter}'' Oh, we got a live one! ''{old-timey automobile horn sounds}''
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''{Cut to the booOOM box, which holds a cassette tape labeled "Smell Yo Dick"}''
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''{Cut to Strong Sad listening to the radio. He is wearing a black T-shirt that reads "This Is Not A The Geddup Noise T-Shirt".}''
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'''BOOOOM BOX (STRONG BAD'S MORNING TALK SHOW RADIO HOST VOICE):''' Hang on to your panties, people! ''{ear rape stutter noise with bright colors}'' Uh-oh, what's up? 'Cause we got the JOJ all up in this mothafucka! ''{followed by laughter}'' Oh, we got a live one! ''{a higher-pitched ear rape noise emits}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, man. The Geddup Noise used to be cool.
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''{Cut to Strong Sad listening to the radio. He is wearing a black T-shirt that reads "This Is Not A JOJ T-Shirt".}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, man. JOJ used to be cool.
''{Cut to the set of The Show with Homestar}''
''{Cut to the set of The Show with Homestar}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And as always, at center square, the get-up<!-- [sic] --> noise. ''{Pan to a wider shot. Nobody is seen standing next to him.}'' What do you say, Geddy? ''{The Geddup Noise is heard, followed by applause.}'' Now that is just special. But I'm afraid the correct answer was "way-o, way-o".''{"WAY-O, WAY-O" appears on screen as Homestar says it. The "wrong answer" music plays.}'' But you will receive some fine parting gifts.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And as always, at center square, the JOJ. ''{Pan to a wider shot. Nobody is seen standing next to him.}'' What do you say, JOJ? ''{An ear rape noise emits followed by applause.}'' Now that is just special. But I'm afraid the correct answer was ''{in Heffer's voice}'' "big fat cock".''{"BIG FAT COCK" appears on screen as Homestar says it. The "wrong answer" music from The Price is Right plays.}'' But you will receive some fine hookers.
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''{Cut to a copy of The Show's Stupid Home Edition}''
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''{Cut to a woman with big breasts}''
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<pre>FEW PRIZES!
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's right, Kevin. The JOJ will receive a year's supply of our hoes!
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THE SHOW! STUPID HOME EDITION
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- choose to recite a list!
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- ask questions, demand answers
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- mostly play by oneself
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                    boardelectrix
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</pre>
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's right, Kevin. The Geddup Noise will receive a year's supply of our home game!
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''
''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Geddup Pie with his indie-tronic remix.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Even The Cheat was able to snag a penis with his indie-tronic remix.
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''{CD of "DJ Teh Cheat - The Geddup Noise" appears; scene switches to Club Technochocolate, where The Cheat is spinning his own record. Bubs and Pom Pom put their weight on it. The song includes the Geddup Noise played over and over.}''
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''{CD of "DJ Teh Cheat - Electric Bikini" appears; scene switches to Club Technochocolate, where The Cheat is spinning his own record. Bubs and Pom Pom put their weight on it. The song includes "My Life Be Like (Ooh Aah)" -- the SpongeBob remix.}''
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'''SINGER:'''<br>
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'''SPONGEBOB:'''<br>
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The Geddup Noooooise.<br>
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My life be like.<br>
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The Geddup Noooise. (Geddup Geddup Geddup!)<br>
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The Geddup Noooooise. (Geddup Geddup Geddup!)<br>
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The Geddup Noooise.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And before long, a bunch of cheap knock-offs started popping up.
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'''PATRICK:'''<br>
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Ooooh! Aaaah! (Spongebob: Yeah.) Ooooh! Aaaah!<br>
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'''SPONGEBOB:'''<br>
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My life be like.<br>
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'''PATRICK:'''<br>
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Ooooh! Aaaah! Ooooh! Aaah!<br>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And before long, a bunch of shitty knock-offs started popping up.
''{Cut to the King of Town, seated in a wooden chair at a table in his castle}''
''{Cut to the King of Town, seated in a wooden chair at a table in his castle}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hello, America! It's the Standing Up Noise! ''{The "Standing Up Noise" logo appears, and the King of Town stands up; the chair makes a deep imitation Geddup Noise.}'' Boooo-ooo! ''{The King looks over to his right.}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hello, America! It's the SUS! ''{The "SUS" logo appears, and the King of Town stands up; the chair makes a robotic ear-rape noise with an embossed background.}'' Boooo-ooo! ''{The King looks over to his right, another KoT appears looking at the left.}''
''{Cut to the Brothers Strongs' basement. Strong Bad is seated in a yellow chair}''
''{Cut to the Brothers Strongs' basement. Strong Bad is seated in a yellow chair}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to screen, smiling}'' And now, everybody's favorite style, the Git Outcha Seat Sound! ''{The [[Homsar]] walking sound accompanies the "Git Outcha Seat" logo. Strong Bad gets up from a yellow seat and makes a low-pitched imitation Geddup Noise.}'' Isn't that right, the Teach?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to screen, smiling}'' And now, everybody's favorite style, the DED! ''{The [[Homsar]] walking sound accompanies the "DED" logo. Strong Bad gets up from a yellow seat and makes a low-pitched ear-rape noise.}'' Isn't that right, The Cheat?
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''{Strong Mad's left hand appears from behind the sofa. He has a blue sock on his hand with The Cheat-like features drawn on it.}''
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''{The Cheat pops up with blackface features}''
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'''THE TEACH (STRONG MAD):''' BLUE SOCK! BLUE SOCK!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Daaaamn right, nigga! Mmm-mmm!
''{Return to the Lappy}''
''{Return to the Lappy}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, sounding embarrassed}'' Heh heh. That was just not, nu-, anything. So after that, Geddy bought a house in the Coches and now he just snowboards all day. He still pops up here and there in the odd, or sometimes ''very'' odd celebrity endorsement.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, sounding embarrassed}'' Heh heh. That was just not, nu-, anything. So after that, JOJ bought a house and now he just shits all day. He still pops up here and there in the odd, or sometimes ''{in Mr. Krabs' voice as the screen warbles}'' ''creeeeyyyyzy'' celebrity endorsement.
   
   
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''{Cut to a shot of [[Hamburger Shampoo]]. The Geddup Noise plays in the background.}''
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''{Cut to a shot of AXE Shampoo. Ear-rape plays in the background.}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Geddup Noise Approved!
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' JOJ Approved!
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<pre>
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"Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!"
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            hamburger
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            SHAMPOO
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</pre>
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''{Cut to Strong Sad watching the Hamburger Shampoo commercial. He is wearing a white T-shirt that reads "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Frickin' sell-out.
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''{Cut to Strong Sad watching the AXE Shampoo commercial. He is wearing a white T-shirt that reads "iHateiPods1234 Sucks".}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Fuckin' sell-out.
''{Cut back to the Lappy again}''
''{Cut back to the Lappy again}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So I suppose that more than adequately answers your question, Shoshoni Macaroni.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So I suppose that more than adequately answers your question, Shoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoni.
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''{Pan out to a medium shot. Homestar is kneeling to Strong Bad's right, holding a notepad.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to stool}'' Excuse me sir, could I trouble you for an autograph?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, you know that's not even the original Geddup Noise. It's his cousin...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know, Chairscoot. He's my generation's Geddup Noise! Uh, could you make it out to ''Lou Dobbs''?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I'm outta here. ''{Walks offscreen to stage right, making the Chairscoot Noise}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! There it is! It's positively dreamy! ''{little hearts float up out of Homestar's head and pop like bubbles}'' Ohhhh! ''{Homestar faints. He knocks the stool which makes the chairscoot noise one more time.}''
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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==Easter Eggs==
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*Click "Coches" when Strong Bad is talking about the celebrity endorsements before the cutaway to Strong Sad to see a [[postcard]].
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:''{The postcard's background is a snowy mountain range with the text ''Coches Mountains'' in the top left corner. [[Monkey D]] is up front wearing a winter hat, oven mitt and an ''I &#9829; The Teach'' shirt. Along the bottom is the text ''Monkey D awaits you''.}''
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*Click on the stool to see additional footage of The Cheat's ambient mix in Club Technochocolate.
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:''{Cut back to The Cheat, Pom Pom and Bubs dancing at Club Technochocolate. Coach Z enters and dances across the room. Then Strong Mad's sock puppet appears up front for a bit and lipsyncs the words "geddup geddup geddup", then disappears and reappears to the left where it lipsyncs again, and then goes back up front, where it lipsyncs one more time and then "dances" to the music. Then it fades to black and the Geddup Noise is heard.}''
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*Click on the notepad and it'll bring up autograph #1:
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<pre>My Pal
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Lou Dobbs,
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Stay real!
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Chairscoot
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<pre>Lou Dobbs,
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you been
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working out?
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- Brent Musburger
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==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
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*The lights are off and Gavin is shown on the Lappy because [[Acknowledged Update Delays|it had been 7 weeks]] since the [[lady...ing|previous Strong Bad Email]].
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**There was a similar occurrence of this in the email [[army]].
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*The label of the cassette in the [[booOOMbox]], "Normal Bias", indicates the [[Wikipedia:Tape bias|bias]] setting to be used when recording on it.
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*"''The Show''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s Stupid Home Edition" is a parody of popular game shows that give away home versions of their games as consolation prizes.
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=== Trivia ===
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*The labels on the disks in the floppy disk container read "[[Floppy Disk Container#low G man|low G man]]" and "[[Floppy Disk Container#axe of rage|axe of rage]]".
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*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]].
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*The Cheat's indie-tronic remix of the geddup noise contains harmonies in the key of C major. C4 ("middle C" on a piano keyboard) and G3 are the approximate frequencies made by the geddup noise, itself.
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===Remarks===
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* Clicking on Gavin at the beginning of the email still makes the [[Lappy 486]] respond with the ripple effect, as if you were clicking directly on the screen.
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*Strong Bad says the "get up noise" is correctly the "geddup noise", even though at the end of [[the bet]] he himself calls it the "get up noise".
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* Marc's question is odd because the Geddup Noise appeared in three of the five previous emails ([[boring (really)]], [[record book]], and [[lady...ing]]).
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**The noise seems to exist as an entity unto itself. It sounds without the stool even moving when Strong Bad throws over the phone, not to mention its sounding in the studio of [[The Show]].
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*Strong Bad would have to have looked up the email at which the Geddup noise got his phone call, because he lost count of emails at [[website|#51]] until he was notified in [[flashback]].
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**Strong Bad may have been aware of the number during the beginning of [[caffeine]] when his email song was "and now, coming in at numbah 91, it's email!"
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*The Cheat's DJ rig doesn't appear to have a mixer, only turntables and amps.
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**The positions of the left (white) and right (red) jacks are reversed on the turntables (or the cables have been plugged in backwards).
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*Right before Homestar faints at the end, his body shakes, but the notepad he holds does not move.
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===Goofs===
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*When Strong Bad is repeatedly getting up and sitting back down again, the laces on the back of his head should be visible while he is getting up.
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*When Strong Bad is doing the Git Outcha Seat Sound, the yellow seat has only three legs.
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*At the end, the words 'Lappy 486' are further to the left than usual.
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*When Strong Bad takes the phone call, the [[disconnected telephone]] has no cord. When he passes it over to The Geddup Noise, however, a cord appears.
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*[[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]] was first heard in [[radio]].
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*Strong Bad uses a [[disconnected telephone]].
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*[[Boardelectrix]] also made Jurvy-Skat in [[Family Resemblence]].
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*The "The Show" board game has a [[Blender]] on it.
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*Strong Bad says that the "Git Outcha Seat Sound" is everybody's favorite [[style]].
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*The King of Town [[The King of Town Booing|boos]] himself.
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*Strong Bad tells everybody to hang onto their [[Underwear|panties]].
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*Strong Sad's "This Is Not A The Geddup Noise T-Shirt" T-shirt refers to [[Wikipedia:Fugazi (band)|Fugazi]]'s "This Is Not A Fugazi T-Shirt" T-shirts.
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*Strong Sad's "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks" shirt is akin to the shirt worn by the late [[Wikipedia:Nirvana (band)|Nirvana]] lead singer [[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] on the cover of [[Wikipedia:Rolling Stone|Rolling Stone]], which read "Corporate Magazines Still Suck", which was also referenced in [[Homestarloween Party]] in which Homestar (dressed up as Kurt Cobain) wore a shirt with the SST Records' slogan "Corporate Rock Still Sucks", which itself is a parody of the motto, "Corporate Rock Sucks".
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*[[Wikipedia:Lou Dobbs|Lou Dobbs]] is the former anchor and managing editor of CNN's [[Wikipedia:Lou Dobbs Tonight|Lou Dobbs Tonight]].  He has since parted ways with CNN.
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*[[Wikipedia:Brent Musburger|Brent Musburger]] is a sports announcer for ABC.
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*Homestar referring to the center square is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], where famous comics would often sit in the "center square" for long periods at a time.
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*"[[Wikipedia:Indietronic|Indietronic]]" is a musical genre that merges the methods of [[Wikipedia:Electronica|electronica]] with the broader context of [[Wikipedia:Indie (music)|indie music]].
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*"The Coches" may be a reference to Las Coches Mountain, located in the [[Wikipedia: Sierra Madre Mountains (California)| Sierra Madre Mountains]].
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===Fast Forward===
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*The Cheat's Indie-tronic remix would later be heard on Pom Pom's cell phone in [[technology]], as well as in [[Strong Badia the Free]] as background music at Club Technochocolate.
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*Coach Z again imitated sound effects (with similar results) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
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*Bubs descends into his basement again in [[winter pool]].
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== Alternate Versions ==
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*This email was originally going to be about kitchen appliances before [[The Brothers Chaps]] took it in a decidedly different direction. See the alternate versions at [[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions]].
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== DVD Version ==
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*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
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===Commentary Transcript===
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'''MIKE:''' ''{while Gavin is on the Lappy}'' Looks like we took a long break after this&mdash; ''before'' this one, not after this one.
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'''MATT:''' We may have taken one ''after'' it too. ''{pause}'' Gavin&mdash; When Gavin shows up on your doorstep&mdash; ''darkens'' your doorstep. ''{pause}'' Talk about it, Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' Uh... it's early in the morning for us today. ''{Matt laughs}'' It's our first commentary of the day.
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'''MATT:''' Uh, so... people like to point out to us that he's clearly on shag carpeting&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' Yep.
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'''MATT:''' &mdash;when it makes this noise.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! There it is! It's positively dreamy! ''{little hearts float up out of Homestar's head and pop like bubbles}'' Ohhhh! ''{Homestar faints. He knocks the stool which then explodes like an atom bomb}''
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Revision as of 02:12, 14 November 2012

Strong Bad Email #136
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This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the pseudocharacter, see The Geddup Noise.

String Bed explains the popularity of the notorious JOJ.

Cast (in order of appearance): like i give a shit

Places: nunyabusiness

Computer: Lappy 486, Compy 386

Date: Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Running Time: 3:38

Page Title: Meet the JOJ

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five, Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD

Transcript

{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin is on fire.}

STRONG BAD: {Walks in} {begins reading}

{Reads "marc baroni AZ" as "makarov from A to Z"; the COD: Modern Warfare character Vladimir Makarov pops up for a second as Strong Bad reads "makarov"}

STRONG BAD: Ooh! Alphabet soup! {typing} The JOJ? This guy!

{Strong Bad gets up and sits down to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. theme}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Ahhh, what fun! But that's not even the real JOJ. That's just his black cousin, Jack. {clears screen} No, the real JOJ split quite some time ago. The phone calls started coming in.

{Cut to a close-up shot of Strong Bad. He is holding a phone.}

STRONG BAD: {into phone} Hello? What? What? In my butt. Yes, no, yes, {cuts to Patchy the Pirate yelling, "NOOO!!!!"}.

{Zoom out to show that he's in his computer room. "Squidward's Suicide" is displayed on the screen of the Compy.}

STRONG BAD: It's for you. {tosses phone at stool; stool explodes}

{Cut back to the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} And before I know it, every-fuckin-body's talkin' about the JOJ.

{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand, which is now labeled "BUBSO'S CONCESSION STAND"}

COACH Z: Okay, now I got one Bubs-O. Who am I supposed to be? {robotic voice effect with inverted colors} Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!

{Bubs cringes as Coach Z makes these off-key sounds}

BUBS: Is that supposed to be JOJ?

COACH Z: Hang on! Hang on! Let me switch my pitch up! {Vocoder voice effects with rainbow colors} Waaay-o! {warbled voice and background effect} Waaaay-o!!

BUBS: {annoyed} Way-o, way-o? I'll be in the basement.

{The concession stand turns dark with only a yellow light shining from the top. Bubs slowly sinks into the basement, as if on an elevator.}

COACH Z: Way-o! Waaaay-o!

{Bubs shoots up like a rocket and blows up the sky}

{Cut to the booOOM box, which holds a cassette tape labeled "Smell Yo Dick"}

BOOOOM BOX (STRONG BAD'S MORNING TALK SHOW RADIO HOST VOICE): Hang on to your panties, people! {ear rape stutter noise with bright colors} Uh-oh, what's up? 'Cause we got the JOJ all up in this mothafucka! {followed by laughter} Oh, we got a live one! {a higher-pitched ear rape noise emits}

{Cut to Strong Sad listening to the radio. He is wearing a black T-shirt that reads "This Is Not A JOJ T-Shirt".}

STRONG SAD: Oh, man. JOJ used to be cool.

{Cut to the set of The Show with Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And as always, at center square, the JOJ. {Pan to a wider shot. Nobody is seen standing next to him.} What do you say, JOJ? {An ear rape noise emits followed by applause.} Now that is just special. But I'm afraid the correct answer was {in Heffer's voice} "big fat cock".{"BIG FAT COCK" appears on screen as Homestar says it. The "wrong answer" music from The Price is Right plays.} But you will receive some fine hookers.

{Cut to a woman with big breasts}

ANNOUNCER: That's right, Kevin. The JOJ will receive a year's supply of our hoes!

{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: Even The Cheat was able to snag a penis with his indie-tronic remix.

{CD of "DJ Teh Cheat - Electric Bikini" appears; scene switches to Club Technochocolate, where The Cheat is spinning his own record. Bubs and Pom Pom put their weight on it. The song includes "My Life Be Like (Ooh Aah)" -- the SpongeBob remix.}

SPONGEBOB:
My life be like.

PATRICK:
Ooooh! Aaaah! (Spongebob: Yeah.) Ooooh! Aaaah!

SPONGEBOB:
My life be like.

PATRICK:
Ooooh! Aaaah! Ooooh! Aaah!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And before long, a bunch of shitty knock-offs started popping up.

{Cut to the King of Town, seated in a wooden chair at a table in his castle}

KING OF TOWN: Hello, America! It's the SUS! {The "SUS" logo appears, and the King of Town stands up; the chair makes a robotic ear-rape noise with an embossed background.} Boooo-ooo! {The King looks over to his right, another KoT appears looking at the left.}

{Cut to the Brothers Strongs' basement. Strong Bad is seated in a yellow chair}

STRONG BAD: {to screen, smiling} And now, everybody's favorite style, the DED! {The Homsar walking sound accompanies the "DED" logo. Strong Bad gets up from a yellow seat and makes a low-pitched ear-rape noise.} Isn't that right, The Cheat?

{The Cheat pops up with blackface features}

THE CHEAT: Daaaamn right, nigga! Mmm-mmm!

{Return to the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: {typing, sounding embarrassed} Heh heh. That was just not, nu-, anything. So after that, JOJ bought a house and now he just shits all day. He still pops up here and there in the odd, or sometimes {in Mr. Krabs' voice as the screen warbles} creeeeyyyyzy celebrity endorsement.

{Cut to a shot of AXE Shampoo. Ear-rape plays in the background.}

ANNOUNCER: JOJ Approved!

{Cut to Strong Sad watching the AXE Shampoo commercial. He is wearing a white T-shirt that reads "iHateiPods1234 Sucks".}

STRONG SAD: Fuckin' sell-out.

{Cut back to the Lappy again}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So I suppose that more than adequately answers your question, Shoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoni.

{Pan out to a medium shot. Homestar is kneeling to Strong Bad's right.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {to stool} Excuse me sir, could I suck your cock?

STRONG BAD: Homestar, you know that's not even the original JOJ. It's his black cousin...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I know, Jack. He's my generation's JOJ! Uh, could you make out with me?

STRONG BAD: That's it, I'm outta here. {Walks offscreen to stage right}

{Fades to a mad mix of disgusting and horrifying images from Spongebob, Dead Space, Disney movies, etc. with the "Space Mountain" music playing at full blast along with flashing colors and ends with a loud explosion}

{cuts back to the computer room with Homestar having semen all over his mouth}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah! There it is! It's positively dreamy! {little hearts float up out of Homestar's head and pop like bubbles} Ohhhh! {Homestar faints. He knocks the stool which then explodes like an atom bomb}

{The Paper comes down reading "Copyright 2012 Viacom.}

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