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Strong Bad discusses what sort of merchandise he has licensed.
Strong Bad discusses what sort of merchandise he has licensed.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Biscuitdoughhandsman}}, [[Shut Up, Lady|Lady]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}} (Voice only), {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]], [[Shut Up, Lady|Lady]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}} (Voice only), {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Papa Cardgage's Puddin' Patch]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Papa Cardgage's Puddin' Patch]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]
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'''STRONG BAD:''' —years ago, and no one knows who the crap he is.
'''STRONG BAD:''' —years ago, and no one knows who the crap he is.
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'''LADY:''' Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!
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'''OLD LADY:''' Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{cut back to Lappy}'' No, the true sign of being famous is in the ''unlicensed'' stuff! And we're all over that! In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed ''unlicensed'' seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{cut back to Lappy}'' No, the true sign of being famous is in the ''unlicensed'' stuff! And we're all over that! In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed ''unlicensed'' seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' They ''love'' to illegally use trademarked characters to earn desperate parents' trust.
'''STRONG BAD:''' They ''love'' to illegally use trademarked characters to earn desperate parents' trust.
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{singing to the tune of "Frère Jacques"}'' Where is Tompkins? Where is coleslaw? Here I am!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{singing to the tune of "Frère Jacques"}'' Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!
''{Cut to a rear view of the Lappy.}''
''{Cut to a rear view of the Lappy.}''
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**Republic of [[King Of Town|Wad]]
**Republic of [[King Of Town|Wad]]
**Double [[G]]
**Double [[G]]
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**West Paunch
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**[[East/West X|West]] [[Paunch]]
**Guttenberg
**Guttenberg
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*The DVD cases have "D'''B'''D" written on the top edge of the cases' spines.
 
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#return to zork|return to zork]]".
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#return to zork|return to zork]]".
*Some of the merchandise depicts [[Strong Bad smiling]].
*Some of the merchandise depicts [[Strong Bad smiling]].
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Find out how to become an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad knock-offs."
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Find out how to become an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad knock-offs."
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Learn how to become an officially licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs."
 
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*The Strong Bad [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|beanie cap]], which is among the items in Bubs' coat, is actually a licensed piece of Strong Bad merchandise, and is sold in the [[store]].
*The Strong Bad [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|beanie cap]], which is among the items in Bubs' coat, is actually a licensed piece of Strong Bad merchandise, and is sold in the [[store]].
*The chalk tracing in Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH appears to trace a person taller than the restroom entrance.
*The chalk tracing in Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH appears to trace a person taller than the restroom entrance.
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*Strong Bad says "If I ever have kids..." even though in [[secret identity]], he claims to have kids under his [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|Vance Mudgeman]] persona.
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*Strong Bad says "If I ever have kids..." even though in [[secret identity]], he claims to have kids.
*When Bubs shows Pom Pom his merchandise, the legs of the Strong Bad piñatas are below the bottom of the coat, yet they are not visible when his coat is closed.
*When Bubs shows Pom Pom his merchandise, the legs of the Strong Bad piñatas are below the bottom of the coat, yet they are not visible when his coat is closed.
*The Podstar Runner version cuts out the line "That junk was still my best birthdays ever." This line was restored in the [[YouTube]] version.
*The Podstar Runner version cuts out the line "That junk was still my best birthdays ever." This line was restored in the [[YouTube]] version.
*Strong Bad says that one of the requirements to be a licensed unlicensed seller is that their Strong Bad and The Cheat-related merchandise have to have a human nose, but the DVDs, the Cheets, and the Strong Brush all have no human noses on either Strong Bad or The Cheat.
*Strong Bad says that one of the requirements to be a licensed unlicensed seller is that their Strong Bad and The Cheat-related merchandise have to have a human nose, but the DVDs, the Cheets, and the Strong Brush all have no human noses on either Strong Bad or The Cheat.
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* The DVD cases have "D'''B'''D" written on the top edge of the cases' spines.
===Goofs===
===Goofs===
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===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*Strong Bad says, "[[Shut up, lady]]" to the woman talking about the [[paper towels]].
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*Strong Bad says "[[Shut up, lady]]."
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*Strong Bad says, "[[You know, the kind]]..."
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*Strong Bad's mentioning of dog tracks is an example of [[Gambling|gambling]].
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*Strong Bad's mentioning of dog tracks is an example of [[gambling]].
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*The Easter egg where Homestar sees [[The Cheat Flying]] and thinks he's an ugly bird is a reference to [[helium]].
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*The Easter egg where Homestar sees [[The Cheat flying]] and thinks he's an ugly bird is a reference to [[helium]].
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*Senor Cardgage mentions [[Tompkins]], a character from [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*Senor Cardgage mentions [[Tompkins]], a character from [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*Homestar's glass-strewn face has [[blood]] coming out of several wounds.
*Homestar's glass-strewn face has [[blood]] coming out of several wounds.
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*Senor Cardgage sings to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Frère Jacques|Frère Jacques]]. His version is very similar to the [[Wikipedia:Alternative lyrics to Frère Jacques#Where is Thumbkin?|Where is Thumbkin?]] variation.
*Senor Cardgage sings to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Frère Jacques|Frère Jacques]]. His version is very similar to the [[Wikipedia:Alternative lyrics to Frère Jacques#Where is Thumbkin?|Where is Thumbkin?]] variation.
*The "Cheets" candies are similar both in name and shape to the chick-shaped marshmallow Easter candies called [[Wikipedia:Peeps|Peeps]].
*The "Cheets" candies are similar both in name and shape to the chick-shaped marshmallow Easter candies called [[Wikipedia:Peeps|Peeps]].
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*The picture of The Cheat as a mouse with antennae is reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Winnie the Pooh|Winnie the Pooh]], who carried a similar honey pot, as well as [[Wikipedia:The Wuzzles|Bumblelion]] from the Wuzzles T.V. show.
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*The picture of The Cheat as a mouse with antennae is reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Winnie the Pooh|Winnie the Pooh]], who carried a similar honey pot.
*The cover of "Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations" shows The Cheat as a toucan, whose blue plumage and colored beak bear a strong resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Froot Loops|Froot Loops]] mascot [[Wikipedia:Toucan Sam|Toucan Sam]].
*The cover of "Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations" shows The Cheat as a toucan, whose blue plumage and colored beak bear a strong resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Froot Loops|Froot Loops]] mascot [[Wikipedia:Toucan Sam|Toucan Sam]].
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*"The Secret Princess and Her Oppressive Authority Figure 4" resembles the [[Disney]] films ''[[Wikipedia:Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937 film)|Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia: Cinderella (1950 film)|Cinderella]]'' (to which two sequels had already been made).
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*"The Secret Princess and Her Oppressive Authority Figure 4" resembles the [[Disney]] films ''[[Wikipedia:Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937 film)|Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia: Cinderella (1950 film)|Cinderella]]'' (to which two sequels had already been made).  "Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations" also seems to resemble [[Wikipedia:The Lion King|the Lion King]].
*The spinning [[sugar]] toothbrush is a parody of Cap Spin Pop candies, which have battery-powered bases to rotate little lollipops with.  Strong Bad refers to it as a toothbrush because novelty electric toothbrushes often have cartoon characters, moving parts, and bright colors in order to better appeal to children.
*The spinning [[sugar]] toothbrush is a parody of Cap Spin Pop candies, which have battery-powered bases to rotate little lollipops with.  Strong Bad refers to it as a toothbrush because novelty electric toothbrushes often have cartoon characters, moving parts, and bright colors in order to better appeal to children.
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===Fast Forward===
 
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*Homestar would again appear with broken glass in his face in [[sbemail206]].
 
==DVD Version==
==DVD Version==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That was pretty good!
'''STRONG BAD:''' That was pretty good!
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'''MIKE:''' I implemented a different style.
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'''MIKE:'' I implemented a different style.
'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheater?
'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheater?
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'''MIKE:''' A Quattro, maybe!
'''MIKE:''' A Quattro, maybe!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, Mach 5's... a pack of them— those things are expensive, man!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, mock fives... a pack of them— those things are expensive, man!
'''MIKE:''' Umm...
'''MIKE:''' Umm...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh!
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'''MIKE:''' I think it was just probably filled with different-flavored Tootsie Rolls. You ever seen those Tootsie Rolls?
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'''MIKE:''' I think it was just probably filled with different-flavoured Tootsie Rolls. You ever seen those Tootsie Rolls?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. The green Tootsie Roll?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. The green Tootsie Roll?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' But they're all white, aren't they? ''{Mike starts to say something}'' There's some white Tootsie Rolls.
'''STRONG BAD:''' But they're all white, aren't they? ''{Mike starts to say something}'' There's some white Tootsie Rolls.
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'''MIKE:''' There is a white one. They're vanilla-flavored. They're actually pretty good.
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'''MIKE:''' There is a white one. They're vanilla-flavoured. They're actually pretty good.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Those are unsettling.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Those are unsettling.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}''
'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}''
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{{dvdproofread}}
 
===Fun Facts===
===Fun Facts===
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*Strong Bad's repetition of "Check it out" is a reference to [[Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]].
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*Strong Bad's repitition of "Check it out" is a reference to [[Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]].
==External Links==
==External Links==

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