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=== Remarks ===
=== Remarks ===
*Homestar has been known to wear pants for certain in [[Holiday Toons]].
*Homestar has been known to wear pants for certain in [[Holiday Toons]].
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*Perhaps Strong Bad doesn't answer the original question because we already found out why Homestar doesn't wear pants in an Easter Egg to [[monument]]. Homestar was distracted by the Thnikkaman and never wound up putting pants on.
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*Perhaps Strong Bad doesn't answer the original question because we already found out why Homestar doesn't wear pants in an Easter Egg to [[monument]]. Homestar was distracted by the [[Thnikkaman]] and never wound up putting pants on.
=== Goofs ===
=== Goofs ===
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=== Inside References ===
=== Inside References ===
*The Cheat torches Homestar's Daisy Dukes with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*The Cheat torches Homestar's Daisy Dukes with the [[BMW Lighter]].
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*Edga Jr. is a reference to the e-mail [[virus]], where his ambiguous relation, Edgar, created Strong Bad's virus protection program.
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*Edga Jr. is a reference to the e-mail [[virus]], where his ambiguous relation, [[Edgarware|Edgar]], created Strong Bad's virus protection program.
**Edga Jr. bears a striking resemblance to [[Tompkins]] and Ron Cumberdale, one of the things the [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] turn you into if you get one of their questions wrong.
**Edga Jr. bears a striking resemblance to [[Tompkins]] and Ron Cumberdale, one of the things the [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] turn you into if you get one of their questions wrong.
*Homestar's pixellated form is from [[Main Page 13]] and [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*Homestar's pixellated form is from [[Main Page 13]] and [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
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*Homestar says "Everybody everybody" in his tirade, a reference to the [[Intro]].
*Homestar says "Everybody everybody" in his tirade, a reference to the [[Intro]].
*Marzipan's line about people thinking she's a broom (Along with Homestar's response) is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] where Homestar leaves a message calling Marzipan an "old broomstick".
*Marzipan's line about people thinking she's a broom (Along with Homestar's response) is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] where Homestar leaves a message calling Marzipan an "old broomstick".
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*The line in the easter egg, "Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs NOT Accepted" is a reference to [[part-time job]], where Strong Bad dressed up as a Tragic Clown Hot Dog.
 
=== Real-World References ===
=== Real-World References ===

Revision as of 13:16, 28 March 2005

Light globes

Strong Bad Email #127

Strong Bad shows us how to write a proper email, and addresses Homestar's lack of pants. Homestar goes nuts.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan (Easter Egg)

Places: Computer Room, Homestar's House (Easter Egg)

Date: March 28, 2005

Running Time: 3:04

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: And if I email you, girl! Woman! {He holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words} Oh, won't you email me, girl? Woman? {He holds up the papers again. Then he brings up the email:}

Dear Strongbad,
Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of
creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.
Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some
parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe
some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants!
Tootles!
Clancy

{Strong Bad skips everything between "Anyway" and "I don't care" and, instead, says "Blabbity blah, blah blebbity bloo". He also pronounces "Tootles" as "Toot-less" and "Clancy" as "Clanky".}

STRONG BAD: Aw, {begins typing} Too long, Clanky, too looong! Good thing you didn't indent, man, or this never woulda made it past my 2nd paragraph filter: {types 'run "Edga Jr."'} Edga Jr.

{The splash screen for "Edga Jr. The Long Email Killa Filta" comes up}

STRONG BAD: Aw, look at him. He's one o' dem read-haireded rapscalli... wags. {returns to the email} Well, I think we can salvage this one with a little editing. Let me once again call upon the services of my trusty, somewhat dusty, electronic light-pen ink-put high-tech expensive device! Now in HD! {he pulls out a correction pen having the words "X-PENSIVE WHITE" and shakes it} Just have to shake up the... expensive electrons here. All set! So, let's see! {he mumbles and says} Such a high-tech device... {as he whites out the words, producing:}

Dear Strongbad,
Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of
creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.
Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some
parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe
some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants!
Tootles!
Clancy

STRONG BAD: There! Now let's see what we got! {re-reads the altered email} Dear Strongbad, Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot! Clanky. {begins typing} Now there's an email worth answering! Some ants toot. Tee-hee! {clears screen, but the correction fluid remains} So, why wear pants? An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, "E-

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {from offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad! {camera pans back to show Homestar wearing very short purple pants} Check out my creepy pants!

STRONG BAD: {looking away} Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!

{Homestar's pants shine.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: 'Cuz you said, "creepy pants all the time get some."

STRONG BAD: Get some what?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno. Light globes?

STRONG BAD: {sotto voce} Light globes.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You know, like in a lamp! Light globes! {his pants shine again}

STRONG BAD: So... you put on hotpants in the hopes of getting some lightbulbs.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Globes. {his pants shine again}

STRONG BAD: Well, since you're here, let's talk about your pants. Or your lack thereof. Daisy Dukes aside.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What are you talking about, Strong Bad? I wear long pants.

STRONG BAD: Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet. {indicates Homestar's feet}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants that wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants! {starts getting upset and dances around}

STRONG BAD: Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to-

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {jumps high into the air, and convulses on Strong Bad's desk} Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants! {starts teleporting around the room, first appearing in front of Strong Bad, then leaning in behind him, then hanging upside down from the ceiling, then pixellated on the Lappy's screen, then blurred in the very foreground, then upside down under the desk, then in his original position, all while chanting the following} Long long long long long long pants!

STRONG BAD: All right, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! {leans toward Strong Bad} Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants! {runs away, leaving his pants behind. They fall on Strong Bad's foot.}

STRONG BAD: Bleh! Egh! BLEEEGGEHHEGH!

{He attempts to shake the pants off. He eventually does, and The Cheat appears stage left to burn them to a crisp with the BMW lighter.}

THE CHEAT: {says something}

{The Cheat leaves, and Strong Bad turns back to the computer.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Noice work, Clanky. You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out. And how am I supposed to get this crap offa here? {Everything starting with the "t" in "get" is obscured by the dried correction fluid. Strong Bad grabs a cloth and attempts to wipe the correction fluid off the screen, to no avail. He mutters:} Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... Light pen... {mumbles} The Cheat! Call tech support and tell 'em you broke the Lappy again!

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • Selecting "Why wear pants" will bring up some fortune cookies, similar to those in the old Fortune Cookies game. As you hover the cursor over each one, it brings up a sentence of Strong Bad's "improved" email.
  • Clicking on the socket under the table after Strong Bad says "Clown Care" brings up a business card for the service. It reads:
Kertified
Klown Kare

-Pie Injuries
-Giant Foot Problems
-Wacky Malaria
-Grease Paint Poisoning

"Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs NOT ACCEPTED"
  • Selecting "creeped" at the end of the email reveals a touching moment between Homestar and Marzipan.
    HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Lying in bed, crying} Lonnnng paaaannnts!
    MARZIPAN: Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom.
    HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Sits up suddenly, surprised} You're not a broom?

Fun Facts

Explanations

Trivia

  • This is the first time Strong Bad has lowered his upper eyelids.

Remarks

  • Homestar has been known to wear pants for certain in Holiday Toons.
  • Perhaps Strong Bad doesn't answer the original question because we already found out why Homestar doesn't wear pants in an Easter Egg to monument. Homestar was distracted by the Thnikkaman and never wound up putting pants on.

Goofs

  • Although Strong Bad puts pressure onto the Lappy's screen when trying to rub off the marker, no ripples pop up on the screen.
  • In the Easter Egg in Homestar's room, his window cannot be seen. This contradicts Homestar Presents: Presents, in which the window is clearly visible beside the bed, and should be visible this time.
    • Actually, from where the "camera" is positioned, the window is there, but just isn't visible.

Inside References

Real-World References

  • Adam West is an actor best known for his role as Batman on the campy '60s TV show.

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