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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Our next show, is a family show. It... is... the email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Our next show, is a family show. It...is...the email.
''{reading}''
''{reading}''
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''{Strong Bad stops typing, picks up a phone, and talks into it, making a sound like a loudspeaker in a supermarket}''  
''{Strong Bad stops typing, picks up a phone, and talks into it, making a sound like a loudspeaker in a supermarket}''  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in email. Customer needs assistance in email.  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.  
''{Strong Bad puts down the phone, which is not attached to anything. The Cheat arrives in a blue employee's vest with his name on it}''  
''{Strong Bad puts down the phone, which is not attached to anything. The Cheat arrives in a blue employee's vest with his name on it}''  
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{points at the stool and makes The Cheat noises.}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{points at the stool and makes The Cheat noises.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, this is my ''stool''. I'm talking about a ''throne''. You know, it had, like... gold nuggets on it, and... a hundred cup holders... some of them velvety cushions... you know, a ''throne''. And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, this is my ''stool''. I'm talking about a ''throne''. You know, it had, like...gold nuggets on it, and...a hundred cup holders...some of them velvety cushions...you know, a ''throne''. And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, leaves}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the best way to find a replacement is to subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process that I subjected myself to ''{begins to sound unsure of what he is saying}'' when I started checking these emails?
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the best way to find a replacement is to subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process that I subjected myself to ''{begins to sound unsure of what he is saying}'' when I started checking these emails?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?
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'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the grill! ''{pumps his elbow}''
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'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the grill!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah! Keep going!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah! Keep going!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... Give him a foot massage!
'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... Give him a foot massage!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks at Strong Sad's [[soolnds]], mouth agape}'' Those are not feet!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks at Strong Sad's [[soolnds]]}'' Those are not feet!
''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat.  The Cheat is wearing a cardboard box that has a drawing of himself on it.}''
''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat.  The Cheat is wearing a cardboard box that has a drawing of himself on it.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. ''{typing}'' This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well. I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. ''{typing}'' This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well. I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!
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''{Cut to a stage. Music is playing. We see the top part of Strong Bad's head watching each contestant.}''
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''{Cut to a stage. Music is playing. We see the top part of Strong Bad's head watching each contestant. The first contestant is Marzipan, who spins her ponytail around while moving her head left and right. Cut to Coach Z, who taps his right foot while waving his arms. Cut to Strong Sad simply twitching his fingers. Cut to Bubs shaking his arms while jumping up and down. Cut to Strong Mad, who simply stands in place and yells.}''
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''{The first contestant is Marzipan, who spins her ponytail around while moving her head left and right.}''
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''{Cut to Coach Z, who taps his right foot while waving his arms behind his head one after the other.}''
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''{Cut to Strong Sad, who is simply pointing his fingers.}''
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''{Cut to Bubs shaking his arms while leaning forward and then jumping up and down.}''
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''{Cut to Strong Mad, who simply stands in place and yells:}''
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'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!
'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!
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''{Cut to Homsar, who shuffles his feet all along the stage.}''
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''{Cut to Homsar, who shuffles his feet all along the stage. The camera then cuts to and zooms in on Homestar, who is lit by a spotlight. The music changes to the ending of a slow, dramatic song.}''
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''{The camera then cuts to and zooms in on Homestar, who is lit by a spotlight. The music changes to the ending of a slow, dramatic song.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And then I put it on my faaaaace...
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And then I put it on my faaaaace...
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''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer.}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting ''{pronounces "contesting" as "CON-test-ing"}'' nor dancing very well. Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die. ''{stops typing}'' Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo! Or an even better epitaph!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well. Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die. ''{stops typing}'' Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo! Or an even better epitaph!
''{Cut to the field at night.  A blank tombstone is on the foreground, and as we hear Strong Bad's voice, his words are carved on the slab.}''
''{Cut to the field at night.  A blank tombstone is on the foreground, and as we hear Strong Bad's voice, his words are carved on the slab.}''
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=== Trivia ===
=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#alone in the dark|alone in the dark]]".
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#alone in the dark|alone in the dark]]".
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out."
 
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*Since the [[font]] called Engravers MT is used, the first quotation mark on Strong Bad's gravestone is backwards.
 
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*The visible "DELET" part of the [[DELETED]] text is the same size as the "DELOR" part of Coach Z's "DELORTED". At that size, part of the final D and the exclamation point (which are included in the Flash file) wouldn't fit on the screen.
*The visible "DELET" part of the [[DELETED]] text is the same size as the "DELOR" part of Coach Z's "DELORTED". At that size, part of the final D and the exclamation point (which are included in the Flash file) wouldn't fit on the screen.
*When Strong Bad types "DANCE CONTEST!" the initial D appears unusually close to the final period in the preceding ellipsis, probably as a result of trying to avoid splitting the phrase at a line break.
*When Strong Bad types "DANCE CONTEST!" the initial D appears unusually close to the final period in the preceding ellipsis, probably as a result of trying to avoid splitting the phrase at a line break.
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*Homsar's walking sound is not heard as he walks back and forth.
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*When Strong Bad asks Coach Z for his best "DELETED!", the computer screen says the same thing as the beginning of the email: "You've got a good point there, Jeffy. I suppose I can't..."
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*Although Strong Bad implied that Strong Sad has no teeth, he can be seen brushing them in the [[concert]] and [[narrator]] emails.
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*Since the [[font]] called Engravers MT is used, the first quotation mark on Strong Bad's gravestone is backwards.
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*As Homsar walks back and forth, his walking noise is nowhere to be found.
===Goofs===
===Goofs===
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*When The Cheat turns to exit, his nametag switches sides and is reversed.
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*When The Cheat turns to the left screen and exits, the nametag on the right side of his vest moves to the left side and is reversed.
*The sign above Marzipan normally reads "Thank You". In this email, it appears to be blank due to a positioning error in the Flash file.
*The sign above Marzipan normally reads "Thank You". In this email, it appears to be blank due to a positioning error in the Flash file.
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*At the end of the email the moon is facing the back of the gravestone, but the shadow is in front of the moon and the other side is bright.
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*At the end of the email the moon is facing the back of the gravestone, but the shadow is in front of the moon and the other side is bright.
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*Marzipan's hair spins in front of her dress, as if it were going through her neck.
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*Marzipan's hair spins in front the part of her body under her neck, as if it was going through her neck.
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*When Strong Bad asks Coach Z for his best "DELETED!", the computer screen displays the text he typed before asking The Cheat about his throne.
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===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*Bubs's moves in the dance contest come from the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*Bubs's moves in the dance contest come from the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*Strong Bad first [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]] in [[little animal]].
*Strong Bad first [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]] in [[little animal]].
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*Strong Bad previously mentioned gold nuggets in his [[Strong Bad's Character Video|character video]].
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*Strong Bad previously mentioned gold nuggets in his [[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|character video]].
===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
*The Cheat is wearing a blue uniform, typical of [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] employees, but Strong Bad uses a red phone, typical of [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] stores.
*The Cheat is wearing a blue uniform, typical of [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] employees, but Strong Bad uses a red phone, typical of [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] stores.
*The name "Butkus" refers to [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bears|Chicago Bears]] Hall-Of-Fame linebacker [[Wikipedia:Dick Butkus|Dick Butkus]].
*The name "Butkus" refers to [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bears|Chicago Bears]] Hall-Of-Fame linebacker [[Wikipedia:Dick Butkus|Dick Butkus]].
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*A [[wikipedia:Grill (jewelry)|grill]] often refers to the dental object people (most prominently rappers) wear on their teeth, but can also mean the mouth/teeth themselves.
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*A [[wikipedia:Grill (jewelry)|Grill]] most likely refers to the dental object people (most prominently rappers) wear on their teeth, but can also mean the mouth/teeth themselves.
*Coach Z's dance is similar to a popular [[Wikipedia:Hardcore punk|hardcore]] dance referred to as "Shootin' the arrow".
*Coach Z's dance is similar to a popular [[Wikipedia:Hardcore punk|hardcore]] dance referred to as "Shootin' the arrow".
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*Strong Bad would later decide to not die at all in [[your funeral]].
*Strong Bad would later decide to not die at all in [[your funeral]].
*Marzipan's dance moves would be seen again in [[nightlife]].
*Marzipan's dance moves would be seen again in [[nightlife]].
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*The graves for the eleven former [[King of Town (title)|Kings of Town]] would be shown, in similar style to Strong Bad's grave, in [[original]].
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*The graves for the eleven former [[The King of Town|Kings of Town]] would be shown, in similar style to Strong Bad's grave, in [[original]].
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*Strong Sad was shown to have teeth after all in [[narrator]], where he can be seen brushing them. He does this again in [[concert]].
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==DVD Version==
==DVD Version==
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''{pause until Strong Bad holds up the "Desterhoft" card}''
''{pause until Strong Bad holds up the "Desterhoft" card}''
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'''MIKE:''' ''{sarcastic "surprised" voice}'' Hey, that's the name of the guy that sent the email!
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'''MIKE:''' ''(sarcastic 'surprised' voice)'' Hey, that's the name of the guy that sent the email!
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'''MATT:''' ''{similar voice}'' That's a funny name.
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'''MATT:''' ''(similar voice)'' That's a funny name.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{imitates the "Deleted" buzzer, then again as Strong Bad deletes the email}''
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'''MIKE:''' ''{imitates the "Deleted" buzzer, then again as Strong Bad DELETEs the email}''
'''MATT:''' ''{of "DELORTED"}'' Oof. That brown screen is gross. I like it. Now this is our friend [[Craig Zobel]], who... you all know. His favorite thing ever on our website is right here where Bubs attacks Strong Bad.  
'''MATT:''' ''{of "DELORTED"}'' Oof. That brown screen is gross. I like it. Now this is our friend [[Craig Zobel]], who... you all know. His favorite thing ever on our website is right here where Bubs attacks Strong Bad.  
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'''MIKE:''' That's just me being ba—being a lazy animator. It wasn't supposed to be funny.
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'''MIKE:''' That's just me being ba— being a lazy animator. It wasn't supposed to be funny.
'''MATT:''' ''{partially over the last line}'' No, that was you being a genius.
'''MATT:''' ''{partially over the last line}'' No, that was you being a genius.
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''{pause until The Paper}''
''{pause until The Paper}''
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'''MIKE:''' ''{sighs}'' That's it.
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'''MIKE:''' ''(sighs)'' That's it.
'''MATT:''' Preeow.
'''MATT:''' Preeow.
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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{{sbemailextlinks|105|164|youtube=bjHlT8yyXFs}}
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{{sbemailextlinks|105|164}}
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
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[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]
[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

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