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"Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster."

StrongBadEmail #76

Strong Bad tries his hardest not to write or sing a song about sibbie.

We also get to see some of Strong Bad's wrestling moves for the first time, as well as someone who writes fhqwhgads correctly.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, The Announcer, Coach Z (easter egg), Strong Mad (easter egg)



Strong Bad: Email! Email! Email! Email!

{reading email}

Dear Strong Bad,

You rock! Your are the most awesomest
thing ever, but how come you made a
song about fhqwhgads?

STRONG BAD: {stops reading} Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right. You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like, "Hey Strong Bad, I love your fubugrass." Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?" Anyways... {continues reading}

                      Will you make
a song about me?


STRONG BAD: Ugh... {typing} You people and your demands. Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright? Make a song about me. Send Trogdor over to my house. Put on a purple thing and dance around! Well, I've had it! I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie. {A beat starts playing in the background, and Strong Bad types and reads along with it} And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about-- {stops singing} HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?

{Zoom out a bit. Strong Bad turns to the side and sees The Cheat bobbing around as he plays a keyboard.}

STRONG BAD: Ohh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan. What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here! {The Cheat picks up the keyboard and walks behind Strong Bad's computer.} Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt. My focus is all... crokused. Guess it's time for a break!

{Strong Bad exits stage left. The Cheat peeks up from behind the computer. Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad enters stage right.}

STRONG BAD: And... whoop! {He leaps over the back of the couch, sitting down to watch TV.} Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.

TV VOICE: MOM!!! {canned laughter}

STRONG BAD: Oh, the embarassment!

{Strong Sad enters stage left, listening to an iPod.}

STRONG SAD: ... never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about sibbie.

STRONG BAD: Hey, shut up! Where'd you hear that?

STRONG SAD: Geez, I don't know. Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.

STRONG BAD: What...?! Ugh... I gotta get out of here. {He exits stage left.}

STRONG SAD: {walks towards stage right} And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...

{Cut to The Field. Homestar Runner is standing next to a radio, occasionally bobbing left and right to the music.}

STRONG BAD: {singing on the radio} And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about sibbie.

{Strong Bad enters stage right.}

THE ANNOUNCER: {on the radio} And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."

STRONG BAD: I didn't write a song about sibbie! The Cheat just started playing some beat, I mean, I wasn't even... I didn't mean to... it was never my intention to... I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!

THE ANNOUNCER: And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"

STRONG BAD: {singing on the radio} I freakin' hate sibbie...


{As he shouts, he picks up the radio and piledrives it, then kicks it over, then slams it backwards over his head, damaging it so that it stops playing. He then stands up, breathing hard.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the words "purple thing" after Strong Bad types it to see Strong Bad doing his "Fruit-of-the-Loom" impression.
  • At the very end you can click on the radio to see Strong Bad teaching a class how to say "fhqwhgads."
Strong Bad and Homestar are standing in front of a chalkboard with "fhqwhgads" written on it.
STRONG BAD: "Fhqhwgads."
STRONG BAD: Say it with a flourish. "Fhqwhgads."
STRONG BAD: It doesn't sound like it looks. "Fhqwhgads."
COACH Z: {popping up in the foreground} Forhordlinggrads!
STRONG BAD: Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an hour ago.
STRONG MAD: {pushing Coach Z out of the way} DOUGLAS!!!
STRONG BAD: Whoa, we've had a breakthrough! You get a gold star.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Mad saying "Douglas!" in the fhqwhgads class Easter egg is a reference to cheat talk.
  • The menu on Strong Sad's iPod reads "playlists," "songs" and "settings," but a Rev. 1 iPod's menu should read "Playlists," "Artists," "Songs," "Settings," "About" and "Now Playing."
  • The game on the Floppy Disk Container "50K Race/Walk" is one of the fictional games put out by Videlectrix.
  • Strong Bad says his focus is "crokused." Krokus is an awesome metal band also mentioned, along with Motorhead, in band names.
  • When Strong Bad sings the sibbie song, he says "make a song about the sibbie," whereas the Internet/radio version uses the words "write a song about sibbie."
  • The audio clips in the lines "Ohh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan! What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here!" are used in the Easter egg in VGCats's 100th comic video, click the second '0' in '100' at the end to get to it.

DVD Version

  • The Fruit-of-the-Loom Easter egg is viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.

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