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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
*The bust of president [[Van Buren|Martin Van Buren]] taped to the front of the Proud Anselmo appeared in the characters video for The Cheat. | *The bust of president [[Van Buren|Martin Van Buren]] taped to the front of the Proud Anselmo appeared in the characters video for The Cheat. | ||
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*The S. CAPTAINFACE log is similar to the ones that occur at the beginning of Star Trek episodes | *The S. CAPTAINFACE log is similar to the ones that occur at the beginning of Star Trek episodes | ||
Revision as of 13:43, 14 November 2005
Strong Bad Email #138
We learn of Strong Badia's space program.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Coach Z (Easter Egg)
Places: Computer Room, Strongbadia
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: November 14, 2005
Running Time: 3:44
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Email is the sound that would make when a young girl cries...
subject: space programDear Strongbad,
Does Strongbadia have a space program?
Doo doo crap,
Ryan
Raleigh, NC
{Strong Bad says "Da-da-da-da-da" before "Dear Strongbad", "Good jokes" instead of "Doo doo crap," pronounces "Raliegh," as "Rallee" and says "NC" as "Not cool."}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Who doesn't have a space program these days? I mean, don't, like, the Italians have a space program? Ours is called SBASAF {pronounced "space-saff"}. The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil. {clears screen} The only problem is, ...
{fade to white, Strong Bad continues talking over}
STRONG BAD: ...we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo...
{as he says this, the SBASAF logo appears - a rocket's path tracing the second S, and ending up in position as the first A}
STRONG BAD: ...and on our orientation filmstrip.
{Cut to a slide of the SBASAF logo, with "2005 Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil" at the bottom}
VOICEOVER: SBASAF is a definately-for-profit orginisation, dedicated to the manned taping of aluminum foil to cardboard. {beep sound}
{another slide comes up - a styilised drawing of alien mountains, with a moon and a comet in the sky. A ten and five dollar note are visible, and a large arrow pointing beyond the mountains}
VOICEOVER: Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey {beep} ...
{another slide, a drawing of a spaceship flying past a planet}
VOICEOVER: ... to the closest reaches of space. {beep}
{another slide, two astronauts, one lying on a bench with weights, the other saying "Gimme ONE more!!"}
VOICEOVER: While the muscular crew will age only a few hours, the cargo, according to our {beep} ...
{another slide, a portrait of Albert Einstein, saying "Hiya!"}
VOICEOVER: ... vague understanding of the theory of relativity, will have aged to an incredible {beep}} ...
{another slide, of three large gold bars in space, with the caption "THREE O' DEMS"}
VOICEOVER: ... one million dollars. And who is good enough at video games {no beep}...
{another slide, a photo of a TV screen with a joystick in front of it. On the screen is a typical 2-D one-on-one fighting game with "FIGHT!!!" written on it. The combatants are a hamburger and a ghost. The ghost has only 1/3 health.}
VOICEOVER: ... to accept such a dangerous mission? Why, none other than beef bullion-aire joyboy {beep} ...
{another slide, of Strong Bad wearing a headband with small wings on it, with pants made out of foil}
VOICEOVER: ... Space Captainface. Professional beef millionare joyboy Captainface knows the true key to success is {no beep} ...
{another slide, of a girl smiling at the camera, with a polka-dot background}
VOICEOVER: ... to have as many hot 60's-looking girls in your filmstrips as possible. {no beep}
{another slide, two more girls, and a blue background}
VOICEOVER: Yeah, girls. Alright. {beep}
{another slide, The Cheat wearing a blue cap and sunglasses, with the caption Harold "Strap" Coopmore}
VOICEOVER: Hey, look! It's onboard mechanic Harold "Strap" Coopmore! Looks like he could use a grilled cheese sandwich. {no beep}
{another slide, a photo of a grilled cheese sandwich, with the caption Item 3b: "Grilled Cheese" some music plays for a little bit, then a record-scratching noise and another slide, two men with flat-top haircuts and headsets in front of a computer terminal}
VOICEOVER: Flat-tops and shirt sleeves are the order of the day at SBASAF mission control. Why, Flight Engineer Tedaverill! You aren't smoking a smooth relaxing cigarette at all! {beep}
{another slide, the same scene, but the man on the left is smoking}
VOICEOVER: That's better. And somebody get that man a high-ball. {beep}
{another slide, rows of spaceships}
VOICEOVER: The flagship of SBASAF's 30-vessel fleet is the Proud Anselmo. {no beep}
{another slide, Strong Bad in the same outfit, atop a spaceship labelled "PROUD ANSELMO". There is a halo light shining on Strong Bad.}
VOICEOVER: A wonder of modern SBASAF-ery, the Proud Anselmo is constructed almost entirely out of cardboardian alloy. When blastoff day finally arrives, {no beep} ...
{another slide, the 60's girls in silhouette, with a large question mark}
VOICEOVER: ... will you be among the hot 60's-looking girls to wish strappin' Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not {beep} ...
{another slide, a sad dog, with the caption "How Come?"}
VOICEOVER: ...how come?
{Cut to Strong Badia. A close-up of Strong Bad wearing his Space Captainface costume in what appears to be a cardboard box holding an Atari joystick. Him and the box are trembling violently.}
STRONG BAD: Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Must...escape...Earth's...tenacity... Fire the afterburners, Strap!
{Look behind Strong Bad to see The Cheat is also in a cardboard box, with a CD player. A toilet paper tube is duct taped to the side of the box. We can now see Strong Mad's hand is shaking the boxes.}
THE CHEAT: {strained The Cheat noises}
{The Cheat presses play on the CD Player, which plays a sci-fi flyby sound effect. Cut back to Strong Bad. The box lifts into the air temporarily and lands on the ground.}
STRONG BAD: Oh... we made it. {the boxes continue shaking} Ahem. Oh, we made it. {the boxes stop shaking}
STRONG MAD: Awww...
STRONG BAD: According to my caculations {pronounced like "cal-cuh-lations"}, our precious cargo should have already multiplied to about 50 bucks!
{Strong Mad walks away behind the fence}
THE CHEAT: {Holding up a "SOUND F/X" CD} {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Oh, right. We spent the precious cargo on that sound effect CD. Well, let me hear "Body falling down the stairs"
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Easter Eggs
- At the end, click "S. CAPTAINFACE" to hear a log entry.
- {Strong Bad is at the Lappy}
- STRONG BAD: {typing} Captainface Log: The vinegar-baking soda drive on the Proud Anselmo has run out of fuel, stranding us in the Impellitteri Sector. There is shrapnel everywhere. It makes one wonder, does man truly {beep}
- {The slide of Item 3b: "Grilled Cheese" comes into frame from the bottom, and stays a few seconds}
- At the end, click the tire to see Cadet Z at recruitment.
- {The last two slides of the slideshow play again. Coach Z's arm enters frame from the bottom}
- COACH Z: I was told I was gonna get to pee in a cup!
- {Pull back to see Coach Z watching Strong Bad next to a projection screen}
- STRONG BAD: In due time, Cadet Z. In due time.
- COACH Z: Oh, two times! Even better.
- {Strong Bad looks slightly shocked}
- At the end, click the CD to see the back cover
SOUND F/X are not a joke! featuring such favorite hits as: - baby in a wagon - drippy towel - single bird tweet - the hush of winter - baseball in repose - body falling downstairs - sonar ping - creaking rustiness - sonar pong - rub sequence 00003 or 2
Fun Facts
Remarks
- The fact that Homestar can't get his sweater on is ironic, because his difficulty is with the sleeves, and Homestar has no visible arms.
Inside References
- The bust of president Martin Van Buren taped to the front of the Proud Anselmo appeared in the characters video for The Cheat.
Real-World Refrences
- The S. CAPTAINFACE log is similar to the ones that occur at the beginning of Star Trek episodes
