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===Commentary Transcript===
===Commentary Transcript===
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{{transcriptinprogress|Soiled Bargains}}
('''Commentary by:''' [[Coach Z]], [[Mike Chapman]])
('''Commentary by:''' [[Coach Z]], [[Mike Chapman]])
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''{Short pause.}''
 
'''COACH Z:''' Hey! I'd— you'd need a ''sports'' expert on this one!
'''COACH Z:''' Hey! I'd— you'd need a ''sports'' expert on this one!
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'''MIKE:''' A sparts expert?
'''MIKE:''' A sparts expert?
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'''COACH Z:''' Well, yeah, you get da picture.
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'''COACH Z:''' Well, you a— you get da picture.
'''MIKE:''' Okay.
'''MIKE:''' Okay.
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'''COACH Z:''' Dere's "Rub on Coach Z's Back"...
'''COACH Z:''' Dere's "Rub on Coach Z's Back"...
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ''Ooo''kay, you—
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ''O''kay, you—
'''COACH Z:''' "Rub on Coach Z's Foot"
'''COACH Z:''' "Rub on Coach Z's Foot"
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'''COACH Z:''' "Shine up Coach Z's...medallion"
'''COACH Z:''' "Shine up Coach Z's...medallion"
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'''MIKE:''' Okay.
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'''MIKE:''' Okay. T—
'''COACH Z:''' The Z-Medallion. ''{in reference to Coach Z's first appearance}'' Oh, an' dere he is! ''{short pause}'' I... ''{the scene changes to Marzipan and Homsar's conversation}'' Hey, who was that?
'''COACH Z:''' The Z-Medallion. ''{in reference to Coach Z's first appearance}'' Oh, an' dere he is! ''{short pause}'' I... ''{the scene changes to Marzipan and Homsar's conversation}'' Hey, who was that?
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'''MIKE:''' Um, that's—
'''MIKE:''' Um, that's—
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{interrupting}'' I got a real nice, blond fi'gur!
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{interrupting}'' I got a real nice, blond fi'gur.
'''MIKE:''' That's not you. That's Marizpan!
'''MIKE:''' That's not you. That's Marizpan!
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'''COACH Z:''' Oooh! Well, who's ''that''?
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'''COACH Z:''' Oooh! Well, who's that?
'''MIKE:''' The sometimes-object of your... desire.
'''MIKE:''' The sometimes-object of your... desire.
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''{The audience is now at the "Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating" event.}''
''{The audience is now at the "Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating" event.}''
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'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, that's— we just kinda throw that in when it's convenient.
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'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, that's&mdash we just kinda throw that in when it's convenient.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
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'''MIKE:''' Who?
'''MIKE:''' Who?
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{smugly unless noted}'' That yellow flag ''{Mike laughs}'' above Homestar.
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{smugly}'' That yellow flag ''{Mike laughs}'' above Homestar.
'''MIKE:''' That's a—
'''MIKE:''' That's a—
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'''MIKE:''' — Okay. Ya— Ya ever try to asking it out?
'''MIKE:''' — Okay. Ya— Ya ever try to asking it out?
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'''COACH Z:'''<!--Original ranscriber note: Still smug?--> Yeah, just rewind! ''{Mike laughs}'' I'll tractice my ''moves''! ''{Mike laughs again}''
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{casually}''<!--Original ranscriber note: Don't know how to describe it, exactly.--> Yeah, just rewind! ''{Mike laughs}'' I'll tractice my ''moves''! ''{Mike laughs again}''
'''MIKE:''' Alright, Coach Z... what are your credentials... as a coach?
'''MIKE:''' Alright, Coach Z... what are your credentials... as a coach?
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping after "game"}'' Oh! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Uhhh&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping after "game"}'' Oh! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Uhhh&mdash;
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'''COACH Z:''' Buddy it up! ''{Mike laughs}'' Int'resting, ''int'resting''! ''{short pause}'' Pick it out!
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'''COACH Z:''' Buddy it up! ''{Mike laughs}'' Int'resting, ''int'resting''! ''{brief pause}'' Pick it out!
''{The scene immediately changes to the "Probably Something with Guitars, lasters, Robots, and Hot Girls" event.}''
''{The scene immediately changes to the "Probably Something with Guitars, lasters, Robots, and Hot Girls" event.}''
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, here's my favorite part! Love it Da' Chort gets in there. ''{enthusiastically}''<!--Original transcriber's note: Again, right adjective?--> He's got da real hustle-champion you could think of! Bag of tricks out of the ol' Cheat's bag a...&mdash;
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, here's my favorite part! Love it Da' Chort gets in dere. ''{enthusiastically}''<!--Original transcriber's note: Again, right adjective?--> He's got da real hustle-champion you could think of! Bag of tricks out of the ol' Cheat's bag a...&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' Well, I did&mdash; this is my&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' Well, I did&mdash; this is my&mdash;
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'''COACH Z:''' &mdash;... ''{struggling}''<!--Original transcriber's note: Again, right adjective?--> tricks dere.
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'''COACH Z:''' &mdash;... tricks dere.
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' &mdash; voice here! I did all these voices!
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' &mdash; voice here! I did all these voices!
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{somewhat angrily}'' We're talkin' about Da Chort here!
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'''COACH Z:''' We're talkin' about Da Chort here!
'''MIKE:''' Strei&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' Strei&mdash;
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Streisand!
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Streisand.
'''MIKE:''' ''{briefly chuckles}'' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' ''{briefly chuckles}'' Yeah.
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'''MIKE:''' I think I did, too.
'''MIKE:''' I think I did, too.
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{normally}'' Yep.
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'''COACH Z:''' Yep.
''{Short pause.}''
''{Short pause.}''
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'''MIKE:''' Oh&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' Oh&mdash;
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'''COACH Z:''' Hey, headband! ''{enthusiastically unless noted}'' Come on, medal! And a headband!
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'''COACH Z:''' Hey, headband! ''{enthusiastically}'' Come on, medal! And a headband!
'''MIKE:''' The Olympics&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' The Olympics&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' The Olympics just happened, so we're experiencing some "Temporarios".
'''MIKE:''' The Olympics just happened, so we're experiencing some "Temporarios".
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{normally}'' Yap.
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'''COACH Z:''' Yap.
'''MIKE:''' I forgotten about...
'''MIKE:''' I forgotten about...
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'''COACH Z:''' Maybe hosted&mdash;
'''COACH Z:''' Maybe hosted&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' Bolt, who was the... Jamaican sprinter? You sayin' "Bolt... Temporario".
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'''MIKE:''' Bolt, who was the... Jamaican sprinter? You sayin' "Bolt Temporario".
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