strongbad_email.exe Disc Four

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The title given to this article is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.
This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1

This is for Disc Four of strongbad_email.exe, released on July 25, 2005, separately from the first three discs (around 8½ months after their release). This disc contains e-mails #101-130. To see artwork for Disc Four, see strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI Warning for Disc Four.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Homestar walks up to the text, and then looks around quickly.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! Look at me! I'm on TVD! {walks off}

Introduction

From the doorway, comes a man. A man who forgot to turn on the lightswitch.

Introduction for Disc Four.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Female Lappy 486

Transcript

{Open to a shot of the shotgunned wall with a flashing wire and a spiderweb on the toppled Floppy Disk Container.}

STRONG BAD: {from offscreen} It is a time of desolation, chaos, and DVDs. Then one day, from offscreen, {trumpets are heard as the camera pans to Strong Bad's silhouette} comes a man. {He walks forward and turns the light on.} A man with a severely beige box. I MEAN LAPTOP COMPUTER!! {He tosses the Lappy onto his desk.} Hit me with the dong-ding, Lappy! {The Lappy plays its startup noise.} The Paper, come down have breakfast with the family!

{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After some time has passed, the camera zooms in on the Lappy and female Lappy's icon appears and speaks.}

FEMALE LAPPY 486: Strong Bad, why do they take wait, so long? Many times have prooty passed.

STRONG BAD: I don't know what the crap you're saying, Lappy, but I'd follow you anywhere.

FEMALE LAPPY 486: I'm of a style.

Contents

Emails

  • 101. Car (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 102. Lunch Special (Mike, Matt, Jonathan Howe, and Ryan Sterritt commentary)
  • 103. Haircut (Matt, Ryan Sterritt, and Jonathan Howe commentary)
  • 104. Theme Park (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 105. Replacement (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 106. Dangeresque 3 (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 107. Cheat Day (Mike and Marzipan commentary)
  • 108. Pom Pom (Mike, Matt, Jonathan Howe, and Ryan Sterritt commentary)
  • 109. Crying (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 110. For Kids (Mike and Matt commentary with Ryan Sterritt on guitar)
  • 111. Other Days (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 112. Old Comics (Mike, Homestar, and Strong Bad commentary) (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 113. Pizzaz (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 114. The Facts (Mike, Matt, and Marzipan commentary)
  • 115. Time Capsule (Mike, Homestar, and Marzipan commentary)
  • 116. Extra Plug (Mike, Jonathan Howe, and Ryan Sterritt commentary)
  • 117. Montage (Mike, Matt, and Marzipan commentary)
  • 118. Virus (Mike, Matt, and Homestar Runner commentary)
  • 119. Animal (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 120. Radio (Mike, Matt, Strong Sad, and Mike's Strong Sad commentary)
  • 121. Part-Time Job (Mike and Coach Z commentary)
  • 122. Dreamail (Mike and Matt commentary)
  • 123. Origins (Mike, Homestar, Jonathan Howe, and Ryan Sterritt commentary)
  • 124. Secret Recipes (Mike, Strong Bad, Jonathan Howe, and Ryan Sterritt commentary)
  • 125. Rock Opera (Mike and Strong Bad commentary)
  • 126. Best Thing (Mike and Strong Bad commentary)
  • 127. Long Pants (Mike, Matt, and Ryan Sterritt commentary) (Homestar Runner, Marzipan, and Shark-Tooth Bubs commentary)
  • 128. Rampage (Mike, Matt, Jonathan Howe, and Ryan Sterritt commentary)
  • 129. Garage Sale (Mike, Matt, Jonathan Howe, and Ryan Sterritt commentary)
  • 130. Do Over (Mike and Matt commentary)

Bonus Stuff

Bonus Menu Transcript

Did you just say bonus stuff?

{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies.} Aw, man! {It's over screen shows up} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine.}

Easter Eggs

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • Homestar's line 'I'm on TVD!' is a portmanteau of TV and DVD.

Trivia

  • The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "kid speedy".
  • The Lappy 486 appears to be much thinner than it does in the animated emails.

Inside References

  • The introduction is largely taken from animal.
  • The Female Lappy 486 is from dreamail.
  • The Cheat in the crisper drawer is a reference to "privileges."
  • Strong Mad saying "Did you just say Bonus Stuff?" is a reference to "caffeine."

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