strongbad email.exe Disc Three

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The title given to this article is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is strongbad_email.exe Disc Three.

This is for Disc Three of strongbad_email.exe. This disc contains e-mails #81–100. To see artwork for Disc Three, see strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork.


FBI Warning

The FBI Warning for Disc Three.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner


{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Homestar walks on by the text}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just passing through.


Introduction for Disc Three.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner


"What in frig's crap?! How do you keep getting in here?"

{Open to a 3-D shot of the Compy 386 at an angle. The text on the screen reads "baleeted." A two-liter of Mountain Dew is nearby, and slowly leaking all over the computer desk and two floppies reading "where's an egg" and "peasant's quest." Slowly pans to Homestar at the computer.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {chucks a few floppies off to one side} What is that stupid word? {starts hitting head against keyboard to punctuate his words, causing some of its keys to fly out} WHAT! IS! THAT! STUPID! WORD! WHY! WON'T YOU! TELL ME! MR.! COMPUTER! MAN!

{As he pounds his head on the keyboard, the text "whateeted," "is leted," "thateeted," "OUCH!," "my teeth!," and "my butt!!" appears on the screen. The Compy 386 then displays its Flagrant System Error screen. The camera has now panned to the door. Strong Bad walks in and views this spectacle}

STRONG BAD: What in frig's crap?!


STRONG BAD: How do you keep getting in here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno... Picked the lock?

STRONG BAD: Woah, touché.

{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After about 30 seconds, Strong Bad peeks under The Paper}

STRONG BAD: Hey, what the crap are they doing out there?

{Homestar peeks under the paper as well}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't see anybody. Maybe they're fixing a sandwich.

{Homestar sticks his head back under The Paper}

STRONG BAD: Oh. {shouting} Hey, bring us some Cold Ones when you come back in here!

{Strong Bad sticks his head back under The Paper}



Bonus Stuff

Bonus Menu Transcript

Did you just say bonus stuff?

{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies.} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine.}

Easter Eggs

  • To play "Some Extras," another hidden video featuring a lot of puppet stuff outtakes and behind the scenes materials, go to the bonus menu and highlight "Some Puppet Stuff". Press right on your DVD remote until Strong Bad's head appears. Then press OK.
  • To watch "Day at the Park," highlight "3D Menu Tests" on the bonus menu and press right until Strong Bad's head appears. Then press OK.

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