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Hey Crapface! Why don'tch blow it out your ear! Your pal, Dr. Who
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[[Image:sbemail98.png|thumb|"The Grumblecakes will be mine!"]]
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Kevin Grumbles writes in to tell Strong Bad that he should make Homestar Runner say stupid stuff because his voice is hilarious. Strong Bad switches it up!
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Cheat}}
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
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{{Comp|Compy 386}}
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'''Date:''' February 16, 2004
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'''Running Time:''' 2:35
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'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!
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== Transcript ==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
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''{Reading email}''
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<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
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I think you should make Homestar say<br />
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stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
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Kevin Grumbles</blockquote>
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''{Strong Bad just mumbles instead of saying the word "Grumbles" throughout the email.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, you don't really have to MAKE Homestar say stupid stuff, Grumbles,  that's the guy's bread n' butter. Or at least his, uh, cracker n' mustard. No, the REAL challenge is to get Homestar to say something intelligent. ''{He clears the screen and continues typing.}'' If I can do that, then you owe me a batch of your special Grumblecakes. And if I fail, then I'll quit stealing the bricks from your house, one by one. Deal? Deal.
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''{Strong Bad goes to get up from his chair and Homestar Runner is leaning over his shoulder.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quietly}'' Hi, Strong Bad.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' Ah, geez! Homestar!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, you broke into my house?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I'm always doing that.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apparently unperturbed}'' Okay, what?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{standing on one foot}'' I'm standing on one foot!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, great. Look, I'll give you half a Grumblecake if you can say something intelligent.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's that?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's like a little cake with some, like, steam and sugar.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no, the other one.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, "intelligent"?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, intellivision.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, something smart.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I can do that. ''{attempts to look shifty and cunning}'' ...What's in it for me?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Half a Grumblecake!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. Okay, here goes—
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No wait, put this stuff on... It'll add to the illusion.
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''{Strong Bad gives Homestar Runner a white lab coat, black-rimmed glasses with masking tape, and a test tube. Homestar uses the test tube as if it was a microphone and he was interviewing Strong Bad.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure do, stupid. Now say something.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{smugly} And'' I'm standing on one foot!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{urging}'' Come on, say something smart! You can do it!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Science!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, that's pretty good. Keep going!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Science again! I said science again!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's move away from science. Try math.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Plus two.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, this isn't going—
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hundred!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans}'' I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes! Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies... If I ask a stupid enough question, I'll get an intelligent answer! ''{clears throat}'' I say, there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid! ''{triumphantly}'' The Grumblecakes will be mine!
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''(Homestar runs off.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! What the crap just happened?! Is it possible that I was just... ''outsmarted'' by Homestar Runner?! ''{typing, shouting, and raising his fist}'' I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!!!
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''{The Cheat enters with a tray of The Cheatcakes.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Get that mess outta here! I don't want none o' those Cheatcakes! ''{He smacks the tray of The Cheatcakes out of The Cheat's hands.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''
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''{The Cheat exits dejectedly.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apologetically}'' No, wait, The Cheat, come back! ''{The Cheat comes back}'' Will you, um, fix me some... mustard crackers?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''
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''{The Cheat exits again. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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== Easter Eggs ==
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*When Strong Bad says "Butt's Twelve by Pies," click the screen to see a playbill for a play with the same name, directed by Homsar.
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<pre>THEATER
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Butt's Twelve By Pies
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A Super-short Play
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Directed by Homsar
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Starring:
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lighting & set decoration</pre>
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*Click the Cheatcake at the end to see a box of [[The Cheatcakes]] and a jingle. You can keep closing the box and clicking the Cheatcake to make a round.
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:'''SINGER:''' Only liars and thieves eat [[Grumblecakes]], and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat!
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:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises; translation in subtitles:}'' Those people go to prison!
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== Fun Facts ==
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=== Trivia ===
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*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#hypou blade|hypou blade]]".
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===Real-World References===
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*[[Wikipedia:Intellivision|Intellivision]] was a game console from the Atari 2600 era.
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*Homestar shouting "Science!" is a possible reference to [[Wikipedia:Magnus Pyke|Magnus Pyke]], a UK media figure who attempted to explain science to laypeople and was sampled in [[Wikipedia:Thomas Dolby|Thomas Dolby's]] song "[http://thomas-dolby.the-lyrics.com/she-blinded-me-with-science-021734.html She Blinded Me with Science]."  Pyke frequently would proclaim, "Science!"
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===Fast Forward===
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*Strong Bad later admits in [[do over]] that he wishes he had tried a Cheatcake because "those things looked a-pretty good!"
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*Strong Bad tapes his Grumblecakes song over the Cheatcakes jingle in the [[time capsule]] easter egg.
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== DVD Version ==
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*The Butt's Twelve By Pies Easter egg is viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.
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*You can't make a round with the Cheatcakes jingle anymore.
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== External Links ==
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{{preforumsbemailextlinks|98}}
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
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Revision as of 16:02, 5 March 2006

Hey Crapface! Why don'tch blow it out your ear! Your pal, Dr. Who

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