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== DVD Version ==
== DVD Version ==
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*The DVD version features hidden "commentary" by Mike, Matt, and Marzipan. To access it, switch your DVD's audio language selection while watching this email.
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*The DVD version features hidden "commentary" by [[Mike Chapman|Mike]], [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]. To access it, switch your DVD's audio language selection while watching this email.
== DVD Commentary Transcript ==
== DVD Commentary Transcript ==

Revision as of 19:47, 20 November 2004

Strong Bad's popular with the ladies

Strong Bad Email #31

Strong Bad sets out to convince DANIEL's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.

DEAR STRONGBAD
MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE 
BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T 
KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL 
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
SINCERELY
YOUR JEALOUS FAN,
DANIEL

STRONG BAD: {typing} Number A, you don't have to shout. Do you know how many internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps. Anyways, sure Daniel, I'll tell her. Put her on.

{Strong Bad clears the screen, then types as if he's talking to Daniel's girlfriend.}

STRONG BAD: Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool. And that I am taken. Yeah...yeah...taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby. So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch. Anyways, they're all right here. Uh... they're climbing all over me. Um, say hello ladies.

{Strong Bad clears the screen again, then types different messages from different "ladies" on the screen.}

Hi!!!! g2g!! ;)

What's up?? Strong Bad roxors!! Imao! _^.^_

I'm way prettier than you. :P

ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. SB is the shizzle. p's

STRONG BAD: {typing} So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web savvy. So you don't have a chance with me, sugarbob. You might as well just stick with Daniel over here. I can't see you doing any better. Okay, put Daniel back on. Okay Daniel, it's all taken care of. Though I'd probably buy her some stuff and start working out just in case. I am quite a catch. {stops typing} Okay everybody, bye.

{Strong Bad gets up and leaves. The Paper comes down.}

Fun Facts

  • This is the only time we see alternate fonts typed on the Tandy 400.
  • "Funky bunch" is a reference to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
  • "Sugarbob, funky bunch" may be a reference to a line in the song Build me up, Buttercup that goes "Sugar pie, honey bunch."
  • Two of the messages from the "ladies" make sounds from Mac OS X when they appear. Mac OS X is an operating system for Apple computers.

DVD Version

  • The DVD version features hidden "commentary" by Mike, Matt and Marzipan. To access it, switch your DVD's audio language selection while watching this email.

DVD Commentary Transcript

MIKE: So, Marzipan's in the studio with us, and, uh, we're going to do a little song about this email! Hit it, Marzipan!

MARZIPAN: Because it's so boring. OK, here we go! A one and a two and a one two three.

{Marzipan starts playing Carol and we can hear someone shaking sleigh bells}

Sugarpie, sugarbob
Sugarpie, sugarbob
Schnizzle

Sugarpie, sugarpie,
Sugarpie, sugarpie,
Schnizzle to the izzle

Sugarbob, sugarbob,
Sugarbob, sugarbob
You're not very good

You're kinda boring
Kinda boring
And there are no pictures

Sugarpie, sugarpie
Sugarpie, sugarbob
To the izzle

Schnizzle, schnizzle
Schnizzle, fizzle
To the izzle

I have nothing left to say
Except there's nothing

Nothing to say
Nothing to say
Does anybody like this email?

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

MARZIPAN: And now, I can do my scales.

{Marzipan plays a scale on Carol}

MATT: Oh, what scale was that one, Ms. Pan?

MARZIPAN: I think it might've been the A Minor.

MATT: Nice. What else you got? We've got some more time here.

MARZIPAN: I have a very sad song.

MATT: Oh, let's hear it! Quick, quick, though!

{Marzipan starts playing Carol}

MARZIPAN: {singing} It's the saddest song.

MIKE: That's it!

MARZIPAN: {singing} Sad {is cut off}

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