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[[Image:sbemail31.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's popular with the ladies]]
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'''Strong Bad Email #31'''
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Strong Bad sets out to convince Daniel's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''  {{Film|Strong Bad}}
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
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Strong Bad sets out to convince DANIEL's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is.
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'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]
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'''Date:''' Monday, June 10, 2002
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'''Running Time:''' 1:48
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'''Page Title:''' TANDY 400!!
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}
== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
   
   
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<pre>DEAR STRONGBAD
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<blockquote class="tandy email">DEAR STRONGBAD<br />
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MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE  
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MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE <br />
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BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T  
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BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T <br />
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KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL  
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KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL <br />
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HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
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HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.<br />
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SINCERELY
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SINCERELY<br />
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YOUR JEALOUS FAN,
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YOUR JEALOUS FAN,<br />
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DANIEL</pre>
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DANIEL</blockquote>
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''{Strong Bad reads in a loud monotone to reflect that the email was written entirely in capital letters.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Number A, you don't have to shout. Do you know how many internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps. Anyway, sure Daniel, I'll tell her. Put her on.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Number A, you don't have to shout. Do you know how many Internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps. Anyway, sure Daniel, I'll tell her. Put her on.
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{''Strong Bad clears the screen, then types as if he's talking to Daniel's girlfriend.}''
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{''Strong Bad clears the screen.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool. And that I am taken. Yeah...yeah...taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby. So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch. Anyways, they're all right here. Uh... they're climbing all over me. Um, say hello ladies.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool. And that I am taken. Yeah... Yeah... Taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby. So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch. Anyways, they're all right here. Uh... They're climbing all over me. Um, say hello, ladies.
''{Strong Bad clears the screen again, then types different messages from different "ladies" on the screen.}''
''{Strong Bad clears the screen again, then types different messages from different "ladies" on the screen.}''
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'''Hi!!!! g2g!! ;)'''
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<blockquote class="tandy email"><span style="color:#00FFFF"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 14pt">Hi!!!! g2g!! ;)</span></span><br>
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<span style="color:#EE82EE"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: 12pt"> What's up?? Strong Bad roxors!! lmao! _^.^_</span></span><br>
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<span style="color:#FF0000; background:#00FFFF"><span style="font-family: Monotype Corsiva; font-size: 12pt">''I'm way prettier than you.''</span><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: 11pt">''''':P '''''</span></span><br>
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<span style="color:#FFFF00"><span style="font-family: Jokerman; font-size: 9pt">ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. SB is the shizzle. p's<br></span></span></blockquote>
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'''What's up?? Strong Bad roxors!! lmao! _^.^_'''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web savvy. So you don't have a chance with me, sugarbob. You might as well just stick with Daniel over here. I can't see you doing any better. Okay, put Daniel back on. Okay, Daniel, it's all taken care of. Though I'd probably buy her some stuff and start working out just in case. I am quite a catch. ''{stops typing}'' Okay, everybody. Bye.
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'''I'm way prettier than you. :P'''
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''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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'''ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. SB is the shizzle. p's'''
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== Fun Facts ==
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===Trivia===
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*This is the only time alternate [[fonts]] were typed on the Tandy 400. The fonts are, in order, [[Wikipedia:Times New Roman|Times New Roman]], [[Wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans MS]], Monotype Corsiva, and Jokerman.
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*This is the first time Strong Bad leaves his chair after an email is over.
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something."
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web savvy. So you don't have a chance with me, sugarbob. You might as well just stick with Daniel over here. I can't see you doing any better. Okay, put Daniel back on. Okay Daniel, it's all taken care of. Though I'd probably buy her some stuff and start working out just in case. I am quite a catch. ''{stops typing}'' Okay everybody, bye.
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===Remarks===
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*The instant messages from Strong Bad's "ladies" contain at least one instance of [[Internet Slang]] and [[Swears|cussing]].
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*Strong Bad's computer screen was shown with colors in this email, even though the Tandy 400 is a monochromatic monitor. This is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computers Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities|Strong Bad's computer exceeding its technical limitations]].
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''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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===Real-World References===
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*"Funky bunch" is a reference to Marky Mark (rapper-turned-actor [[Wikipedia:Mark Wahlberg|Mark Wahlberg]]) and the Funky Bunch.
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== Fun Facts ==
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*The lines "sugarbob, funky bunch" could be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Holland-Dozier-Holland|Holland-Dozier-Holland]] [[Wikipedia:Motown|Motown]] classic, [[Wikipedia:I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)|"I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch),"]] made famous by [[Wikipedia:The Four Tops|the Four Tops]].
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*This is the only time we see alternate fonts typed on the Tandy 400.
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*The messages from the "ladies" make sounds from [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple]]'s [[Wikipedia:Mac OS X|Mac OS X]] when they appear (Mac OS X is an operating system for [[Wikipedia:Apple Macintosh|Macintosh]] computers). Some of them could be submarine, glass, temple, and purr.
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*"Funky bunch" is a reference to Marky Mark (The Italian Job's Mark Walberg) and the Funky Bunch.
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*The "Internet etiquette" that Strong Bad is referring to is [[Wikipedia:Netiquette|Netiquette]], a list of rules, guidelines, and basic etiquette for the Internet. There actually ''is'' a rule not to type in all caps unless you really mean it.
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*Two of the messages from the "ladies" make sounds from Mac OS X when they appear. Mac OS X is an operating system for Apple computers.
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== DVD Version ==
== DVD Version ==
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*The DVD version features hidden "commentary" by [[Mike Chapman|Mike]], [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and [[Marzipan]]. To access it, switch your DVD's audio language selection while watching this email.
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*The DVD version features hidden audio commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
=== Commentary Transcript ===
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Marzipan]]
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])
'''MIKE:''' So, Marzipan's in the studio with us, and, uh, we're going to do a little song about this email! Hit it, Marzipan!
'''MIKE:''' So, Marzipan's in the studio with us, and, uh, we're going to do a little song about this email! Hit it, Marzipan!
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Because it's so boring. OK, here we go! A one and a two and a one two three.
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Because it's so boring. Okay, here we go! A one and a two and a one two three.
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''{Marzipan starts playing Carol and we can hear someone shaking sleigh bells}''
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''{Marzipan starts playing Carol. Sleigh bells are heard consistently throughout, and an accordion can be heard occasionally towards the end.}''
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<pre>
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<blockquote>
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Sugarpie, sugarbob
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Sugarpie, sugarbob<br />
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Sugarpie, sugarbob
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Sugarpie, sugarbob<br />
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Schnizzle
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Schnizzle<br />
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Sugarpie, sugarpie,
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Sugarpie, sugarpie,<br />
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Sugarpie, sugarpie,
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Sugarpie, sugarpie,<br />
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Schnizzle to the izzle
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Schnizzle to the izzle<br />
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Sugarbob, sugarbob,
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Sugarbob, sugarbob,<br />
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Sugarbob, sugarbob
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Sugarbob, sugarbob<br />
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You're not very good
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You're not very good<br />
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You're kinda boring
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You're kind of boring<br />
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Kinda boring
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Kind of boring<br />
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And there are no pictures
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And there are no pictures<br />
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Sugarpie, sugarpie
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Sugarpie, sugarpie<br />
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Sugarpie, sugarbob
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Sugarpie, sugarbob<br />
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To the izzle
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To the izzle<br />
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Schnizzle, schnizzle
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Schnizzle, schnizzle<br />
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Schnizzle, fizzle
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Schnizzle, fizzle<br />
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To the izzle
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To the izzle<br />
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I have nothing left to say
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I have nothing left to say<br />
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Except there's nothing
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Except there's nothing<br />
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Nothing to say
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Nothing to say<br />
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Nothing to say
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Nothing to say<br />
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Does anybody like this email?
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Does anybody like this email?<br />
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.</blockquote>
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</pre>
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'''MARZIPAN:''' And now, I can do my scales.
'''MARZIPAN:''' And now, I can do my scales.
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Sad ''{is cut off}''
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Sad ''{is cut off}''
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=== Fun Facts ===
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*Marzipan actually plays an A major scale, not an A minor.
== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail31.html watch "sugarbob"]
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{{sbemailextlinks|31|youtube=NWwEWcL5Df0}}
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*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail31.swf view the flash file for "sugarbob"]
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Current revision as of 06:02, 24 February 2018

Strong Bad Email #31
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Strong Bad's popular with the ladies

Strong Bad sets out to convince Daniel's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Tandy 400

Date: Monday, June 10, 2002

Running Time: 1:48

Page Title: TANDY 400!!

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc One

Contents

[edit] Transcript

STRONG BAD: Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.

{Strong Bad reads in a loud monotone to reflect that the email was written entirely in capital letters.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Number A, you don't have to shout. Do you know how many Internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps. Anyway, sure Daniel, I'll tell her. Put her on.

{Strong Bad clears the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool. And that I am taken. Yeah... Yeah... Taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby. So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch. Anyways, they're all right here. Uh... They're climbing all over me. Um, say hello, ladies.

{Strong Bad clears the screen again, then types different messages from different "ladies" on the screen.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web savvy. So you don't have a chance with me, sugarbob. You might as well just stick with Daniel over here. I can't see you doing any better. Okay, put Daniel back on. Okay, Daniel, it's all taken care of. Though I'd probably buy her some stuff and start working out just in case. I am quite a catch. {stops typing} Okay, everybody. Bye.

{Strong Bad gets up and leaves. The Paper comes down.}

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • This is the only time alternate fonts were typed on the Tandy 400. The fonts are, in order, Times New Roman, Comic Sans MS, Monotype Corsiva, and Jokerman.
  • This is the first time Strong Bad leaves his chair after an email is over.
  • The YouTube description for this email is "Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something."

[edit] Remarks

[edit] Real-World References

  • "Funky bunch" is a reference to Marky Mark (rapper-turned-actor Mark Wahlberg) and the Funky Bunch.
  • The lines "sugarbob, funky bunch" could be a reference to the Holland-Dozier-Holland Motown classic, "I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)," made famous by the Four Tops.
  • The messages from the "ladies" make sounds from Apple's Mac OS X when they appear (Mac OS X is an operating system for Macintosh computers). Some of them could be submarine, glass, temple, and purr.
  • The "Internet etiquette" that Strong Bad is referring to is Netiquette, a list of rules, guidelines, and basic etiquette for the Internet. There actually is a rule not to type in all caps unless you really mean it.

[edit] DVD Version

  • The DVD version features hidden audio commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

[edit] Commentary Transcript

(Commentary by: Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman, Marzipan)

MIKE: So, Marzipan's in the studio with us, and, uh, we're going to do a little song about this email! Hit it, Marzipan!

MARZIPAN: Because it's so boring. Okay, here we go! A one and a two and a one two three.

{Marzipan starts playing Carol. Sleigh bells are heard consistently throughout, and an accordion can be heard occasionally towards the end.}

Sugarpie, sugarbob
Sugarpie, sugarbob
Schnizzle

Sugarpie, sugarpie,
Sugarpie, sugarpie,
Schnizzle to the izzle

Sugarbob, sugarbob,
Sugarbob, sugarbob
You're not very good

You're kind of boring
Kind of boring
And there are no pictures

Sugarpie, sugarpie
Sugarpie, sugarbob
To the izzle

Schnizzle, schnizzle
Schnizzle, fizzle
To the izzle

I have nothing left to say
Except there's nothing

Nothing to say
Nothing to say
Does anybody like this email?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

MARZIPAN: And now, I can do my scales.

{Marzipan plays a scale on Carol}

MATT: Oh, what scale was that one, Ms. Pan?

MARZIPAN: I think it might've been the A Minor.

MATT: Nice. What else you got? We've got some more time here.

MARZIPAN: I have a very sad song.

MATT: Oh, let's hear it! Quick, quick, though!

{Marzipan starts playing Carol}

MARZIPAN: {singing} It's the saddest song.

MIKE: That's it!

MARZIPAN: {singing} Sad {is cut off}

[edit] Fun Facts

  • Marzipan actually plays an A major scale, not an A minor.

[edit] External Links

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