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Summary

Strong Bad Email #31

Strong Bad sets out to convince DANIEL's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is.

Features: Strong Bad

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.

DEAR STRONGBAD
MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE 
BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T 
KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL 
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
SINCERELY
YOUR JEALOUS FAN,
DANIEL

STRONG BAD: {typing} Number A, you don't have to shout. Do you know how many internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps. Anyways, sure Daniel, I'll tell her. Put her on.

{Strong Bad clears the screen, then types as if he's talking to Daniel's girlfriend.}

STRONG BAD: Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool. And that I am taken. Yeah...yeah...taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby. So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch. Anyways, they're all right here. Uh... they're climbing all over me. Um, say hello ladies.

{Strong Bad clears the screen again, then types different messages from different "ladies" on the screen.}

Hi!!!! g2g!! ;)

What's up?? Strong Bad roxors!! Imao! _^.^_

I'm way prettier than you. :P

ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. SB in the shizzle. p's

STRONG BAD: {typing} So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web savvy. So you don't have a chance with me, sugarbob. You might as well just stick with Daniel over here. I can't see you doing any better. Okay, put Daniel back on. Okay Daniel, it's all taken care of. Though I'd probably buy her some stuff and start working out just in case. I am quite a catch. {stops typing} Okay everybody, bye.

{Strong Bad gets up and leaves. The Paper comes down.}

Fun Facts

  • This is the only time we see alternate fonts typed on the Tandy 400.
  • "funky bunch" is a reference to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
  • It seems kind of funny that Strong Bad says "Number A" instead of "Number 1" or "A:" considering he is really into good grammar
      *I think thats supposed to be the joke..

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