Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0

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Marzipan's Answering Machine #3
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Everybody wants to be Marzipan's boyfriend except Strong Bad, who just pretends to be Marzipan. Homestar gets suspicious.

Cast: (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Bad, Bubs, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Strong Mad

Places: Marzipan's House

Date: Tuesday, May 1, 2001 or earlier

Running Time: 3:18

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 3

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1


[edit] Transcript

[edit] Marzipan's Greeting

MARZIPAN: {breathily} Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.

[edit] Message 6

STRONG BAD: {Imitating Marzipan} Oh, hello, Marzipan. Uh, this is you—Marzipan—calling yourself, like you do all the time, because you're so stupid. Uh... I just wanted to call to tell you to, uh, punch Homestar Runner in the face as many times as you can, um, and as hard as you can. Oh. And also, start calling yourself... um... Uglypan... from now on. That's what everybody gonna call h-you, um, uh, me. Okay, I'ma see you tonight -- because I'm you!

[edit] Message 5

BUBS: Hello, Marzipan, it's Bubs! Uh, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to, uh... you know, maybe get together sometime, uh, grab a bite to eat or somethin'. Or maybe just come on down to the Concession Stand. I could give you a snow cone, uh... uh, you know, just nothin' formal, just, uh, two friends getting together, you know. Anyways, uh, it gets kind of lonely back here behind the Concession Stand, so... uh, gimme a call back, maybe we can, uh, set somethin' up, okay! Uh, no need to mention this to Homestar or anything, no reason, but, uh, all right I'll talk to ya later.

[edit] Message 4

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey, Marzipan! It's Homestar, and um... did Bubs try to call you? Because, he was asking me for your phone number, and, like acting all weird, and asking me all these questions about you, like if you've got an open mind and stuff. And I don't know what it was about, I mean, maybe he just wants you to sell those fundraiser candy bars for him again, I don't know. But, anyways, he's probably gonna call you. Okay, bye.

[edit] Message 3

COACH Z: Hey, there, Marzipan. It's, uh, it's Coach Z here. Just callin' to see what's up. I just wonderin' if maybe you needed somebody to go get doughnuts with sometime, 'cause you know, I, uh... I don't see Homestar... gettin' any doughnuts, so maybe, you know, you need somebody else to go get doughnuts with, there, and, I'm your man. Uh, so give me a call there if you want to. Uh, we'll go and have doughnuts. Okay, uh, no reason to, uh, mention this to Homestar, you know... uh, just you and me goin' to get doughnuts! Okay, then. Good day!

[edit] Message 2

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, okay, okay. Marzipan, this is really weird! Coach Z just asked for your number, um, so I guess he's probably gonna call you, too. I don't know what's going on, but um... are you still my girlfriend? Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Oh, wait... you're not on the phone. Um, okay, then call me back later and say 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Or, or just say yes or no. Okay, bye!

[edit] Message 1


[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

  • To be vivacious means to have a lively or enthusiastic attitude.
  • Homestar's mention of pressing 1 or 2 for responses refers to automated attendants, in which a caller may be directed to different service departments without the intervention of a live operator by pressing keys on the telephone.

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[edit] Remarks

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Fast Forward

  • In Date Nite, Marzipan says that she and Homestar have an open relationship.
  • Strong Bad and The Cheat would later try to steal Bubs's fundraiser candy bars, but were caught in the attempt.

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