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== Related Links ==
== Related Links ==
[[strongbad_email.exe]]
[[strongbad_email.exe]]
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[http://www.ltjz2000.com/zhentan.htm 私人侦探]
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[http://www.ltjz2000.com/sj.htm 北京私家侦探]
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[http://www.ltjz2000.com/dc.htm 调查公司]
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[http://www.etoo.cn/zhaigao 窄告]
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[http://www.etoo.cn/zjtg 主机托管]
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Revision as of 07:33, 13 November 2004

(screenshot coming soon)

strongbad_email.exe Bonus Email #2

Strong Bad kills a few E-mail birds with one stone, and answers three emails. This email seems to take place in the Tandy 400 era.

'Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Transcript

STRONG BAD: OK, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. {reads email} 

how are you why don't you make a joke
kiss
bettina

{Strong Bad reads the email exactly as written}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence? {stops typing, pulls up second email} Let's see what else we've got here... {reads email} 

Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!
-Jeffrey Gilligan

STRONG BAD: {typing} I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree! {stops typing, pulls up third email} And lastly... {reads email} 

Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.
*kick*

-Naomi, AB

{Strong Bad reads AB as "ab"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* Minus 15 hit points! {types that as "-15 hp} {stops typing} Ohh. That put me in the mood for a little text adventure. I'll talk to you guys later!

{clears screen, bring up a text adventure, with the following text on the screen} 

Welcome to Text Quest

You are in a hallway. Obvious exits are West, South,
and Over There. Around you is a dagger and another
dagger.

What will you do?

STRONG BAD: Oooh, this is gonna be good. I hope I find some scrolls. Or maybe a flask. {typing} get dagger

{Text appears on the screen reading "What is 'dagger'?"}

STRONG BAD: {angrily} Oh, you stupid game! The dagger you just told me about!

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

  • The text game is probably a reference to Thy Dungeonman, though it could be the other way around.
  • "What is dagger?" is probably a reference to how many old text adventures usually wouldn't do what you told them to.

Related Links

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