Homestar Jr.

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	*1 Veggieburger patty		*1 Veggieburger patty
	*2-3 leaves of iceberg lettuce		*2-3 leaves of iceberg lettuce
-	*Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise	+	*Fluffy Puff Mayo
	*2 Green Olives with pimentos		*2 Green Olives with pimentos
	*2 wooden toothpicks		*2 wooden toothpicks

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The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat? Marzipan deemed it too cute to eat, and named it "Homestar Jr." Its salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." It is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes.

Homestar Jr.'s "quotes" include:

• "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
• "No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
• "I said, PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN!"

Homestar Jr. Recipe

• 1 Sesame Seed Bun
• 1 Veggieburger patty
• 2-3 leaves of iceberg lettuce
• Fluffy Puff Mayo
• 2 Green Olives with pimentos
• 2 wooden toothpicks

Remarks (Forget it! They're stupid!)

• To date, the use of Fluffy Puff Mayo in the construction of the Homestar Jr. in Where's The Cheat? is the only known application of the ambiguous spread. Its use on a veggie burger indicates that the mayo is, in fact, mayonnaise, as opposed to a Marshmallow Fluff-style spread.

Real World-References

• This is a possible reference to the Florida Department of Citrus ad campaign during the late 1990s that featured a talking ham sandwich (complete with olive/toothpick eyes) who urged viewers to drink more orange juice.