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| - | The '''Homestar Jr.''' is a veggie burger made for [[Marzipan]] by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Marzipan deemed it too cute to eat, and named it "Homestar Jr.". Its salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." It is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes.
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| - | Homestar Jr.'s "quotes" include:
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| - | *"Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
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| - | *"No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
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| - | *"I said, PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN!"
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| - | ===Homestar Jr. Recipe===
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| - | *1 Sesame Seed Bun
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| - | *1 Veggieburger patty
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| - | *2-3 leaves of iceberg lettuce
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| - | *Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise
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| - | *2 Green Olives with pimentos
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| - | *Two wooden toothpicks
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| - | === Remarks ===
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| - | *To date, the use of [[Fluffy Puff Mayo]] in the construction of the Homestar Jr. in Where's The Cheat? is the only known application of the ambiguous spread. Its use on a veggie burger indicates that the mayo is, in fact, mayonnaise, as opposed to a [[Wikipedia:Marshmallow Fluff|Marshmallow Fluff]]-style spread.
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| - | === Real World-References ===
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| - | * This is a possible reference to the Florida Department of Citrus ad campaign during the late 1990s that featured a talking ham sandwich (complete with olive/toothpick eyes) who urged viewers to drink more orange juice.
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| - | [[Category:Food and drinks]]
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| - | [[Category:PseudoCharacters]]
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Revision as of 22:45, 11 November 2005
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