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| - | The old version of [[The King of Town DVD]].
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[The Sheep-Eating Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]]
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| - | '''Places:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]
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| - | '''Date:''' 2000
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| - | == Olde Version Transcript ==
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| - | '''Text:''' (This is the King of Town) ''{King of Town pops up}''
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| - | (He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely) ''{Pan of the land}''
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| - | (But he worries all the time)
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| - | '''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!
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| - | (And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!)
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| - | ''{Scene shows what the King of Town thinks happened}''
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| - | (So he called Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help.)
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{nods}'' Ooookay!
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| - | (So they questioned the Blacksmith...)
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| - | ''{Blacksmith shrugs}''
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| - | (They questioned the Poopmsith...)
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| - | ''{Poopsmith shrugs}''
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| - | (And finally they questioned the King's Chef...)
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| - | ''{The Chef nods}''
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| - | ''{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised.}''
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| - | (So they gathered everyone together)
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| - | ''{A Blackboard appears and graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and non-existent hand from above.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while drawing a sheep and a dragon}'' I have found that the King's sheep were ''not'' eaten by a dragon ''{crosses off dragon}''
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| - | '''KING OF TOWN:''' Phew!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ... but, they ''were'' eaten!
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| - | '''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King? ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}''
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| - | '''KING OF TOWN:''' ...Oh, yeah. They were delicious! ''{blushes and burps}''
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| - | ''{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}''
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