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'''[[Cold One]]''' is the most popular (and likely the only) brand of beer in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Wikipedia:Teetotalism|teetotaler]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in [[Far Off Lands|Foreign Lands]]", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
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'''[[Homestar Runner]]''' is the star of his namesake website, but he probably doesn't realize it. Ever the butt of jokes and the recipient of [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]], Homestar is an earnest character with a clean heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. He's not completely stupid, though, and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurances are few and far between. You can never be quite sure whether he and [[Marzipan]] are going out or not, but he sure seems to think they are.  According to the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], he weighs about one hundred pounds.

Current revision as of 00:54, 2 January 2006

"Welcome to me... Homestar... Runner."

Homestar Runner is the star of his namesake website, but he probably doesn't realize it. Ever the butt of jokes and the recipient of nicknames, Homestar is an earnest character with a clean heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. He's not completely stupid, though, and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurances are few and far between. You can never be quite sure whether he and Marzipan are going out or not, but he sure seems to think they are. According to the toon Marshmallow's Last Stand, he weighs about one hundred pounds.

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