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<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">My secret sorcret has been revereled!</line> | <line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">My secret sorcret has been revereled!</line> | ||
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I know, Lita Ford... but I'm in orbit, baby!</line> | <line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I know, Lita Ford... but I'm in orbit, baby!</line> | ||
| - | <line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'll call you back when I'm not--</line> | + | <line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'll call you back when I'm not- -</line> |
<line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">warning siren</line> | <line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">warning siren</line> | ||
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Strap! Collision alarm! Bring it up on screen.</line> | <line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Strap! Collision alarm! Bring it up on screen.</line> | ||
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<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">underneath, you'd find a thin green man with a big ol' "Z" hanging from his- -</line> | <line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">underneath, you'd find a thin green man with a big ol' "Z" hanging from his- -</line> | ||
<line start="" end="" speaker="bubs">Coach, are you accusing yourself of being the Thnikkaman?</line> | <line start="" end="" speaker="bubs">Coach, are you accusing yourself of being the Thnikkaman?</line> | ||
| - | <line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Yeah, I, uh-- no!</line> | + | <line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Yeah, I, uh- - no!</line> |
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Er, uh, rumble-dumble sports team?!</line> | <line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Er, uh, rumble-dumble sports team?!</line> | ||
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, you know who I think done it?</line> | <line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, you know who I think done it?</line> | ||
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail158.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="76" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money.</em></line>
<line start="79" end="118" speaker="strongbad"><em>Oooh-ooh. Shut up.</em></line>
<line start="124" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="137" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Resolve all the cliffhangers please.</line>
<line start="165" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"Thanks," Little Jakey Pleasenthanks.</line>
<line start="199" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Hmmmmm. The cliffhangers, eh?</line>
<line start="228" end="276" speaker="strongbad">I never really thought to call them that, but I guess it <em>is</em> what they are.</line>
<line start="278" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, why not?</line>
<line start="308" end="366" speaker="homsar">This dinner party is top dollar!</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">All right, cliffhangers. Prepare to be resolved!</line>
<line start="425" end="446" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and I brought you some snacks.</line>
<line start="447" end="499" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(echoing)</em> You're a good friend, Strong Bad!</line>
</transcript> <!--
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Alright, alright. I know what you really mean, Jakesy.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">So, you say you want a resolution, huh?</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">And now, Thnikkaman, at long last,</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">the world will discover your secret, sorcret identity!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Thereby rendering you useless as a Thnikkaman!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="bubs">I'll render you <em>toothless!</em></line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Now, give me them cool shades!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">dramatic music</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Oof!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="bubs">Yeah, shut up, Coach.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="singers">You missed unmasking the Thnikkaman!!!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="singers">Because you have really bad hand-eye coordination!!!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Enough already, I get it!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">My secret sorcret has been revereled!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I know, Lita Ford... but I'm in orbit, baby!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'll call you back when I'm not- -</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">warning siren</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Strap! Collision alarm! Bring it up on screen.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">We're on a collision course with Malmsteen's Comet!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Full power to the forward humbuckers!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Humbuckers are offline? Then strap in, Strap,</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">and prepare for ramming speed!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">If this is the end, then we can at least make it awesome for the people in...</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">... Greenland.</line>
<line start="" end="">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...
<sfx>rumbling noises</sfx>
</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">dramatic music</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="announcer">Will Cap and Strap make it out of this one?</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="announcer">Tune in next- -</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nope, none of that. Just get to resolving.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="announcer">Okay!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">This is it, Strap!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute... that's no comet!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">We've wandered into the Forgotten Produce belt of Tablature 5!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">It's guacamole and banana bread time, Strap!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongsad">Look, you can tell me.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">I can't!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongsad">Oh, come on, what is it?</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">I'm... pregnant!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">dramatic music plays</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongsad">No... no, you're Homestar.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongsad">Runner.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongsad"><em>The male.</em></line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">Oohhhh, phew.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">Thought I was a pregnant woman for a second there.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongsad">Yeah... uh... I think I'd like my money back now.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">And there you go, Jakenstein.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">All the cliffhangers have been re- Aah!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">My computer's been Lappy-napped! And they cut off her little toe!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">dramatic music plays</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="sfx">preeeeow!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Nah, I bet if you take away them cool shades and rip that "TH" off his chest,</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">underneath, you'd find a thin green man with a big ol' "Z" hanging from his- -</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="bubs">Coach, are you accusing yourself of being the Thnikkaman?</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Yeah, I, uh- - no!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="coachz">Er, uh, rumble-dumble sports team?!</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, you know who I think done it?</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner. Think about it, think about it.</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">He's got the history, he's got the motive...</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, are you admitting that you stole my computer?</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">What?! No! I was just making watercooler conversation,</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">trying to sound up with the times,</line>
<line start="" end="" speaker="homestar">uh, um, sports team?</line>
</transcript> -->
