User:Kartoon Kween
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== Field Guide: Kartoon Kween == | == Field Guide: Kartoon Kween == | ||
| - | The Kartoon Kween is a strange and exotic bird from the genus Awesomus. This bird is non-migratory, but is capible of carrying several coconuts. The internet is her natural habitat and is | + | The Kartoon Kween is a strange and exotic bird from the genus Awesomus. This bird is non-migratory, but is capible of carrying several coconuts. The internet is her natural habitat and is known to build her nests in places such as Wikipedia, [http://kartoonkween.deviantart.com DeviantART], and various forum websites. Her diet is composed of noodles, marshmallows, white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, chicken waengs, non-salty plum soda, koopas, baked beans with no spam, Triscuts, iceberg lettuce, lambs, sloths, carp, breakfast cereals, sushi, delish fish, gummi bears, bears, raspberry tootsie pops, white rice, brown rice, white rice and brown rice mixed together, bacon, the smell of bacon, Cocoa Puffs, those things that are bad for you, Totoro, eggs, more eggs, eggplant, smaller birds, only a few of the flavors of [[Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans]], unicorns, fetus with BBQ sauce, Tim Curry, regular curry, and toastpaint. She also thinks that The King of Town is a dashing man. |
Revision as of 01:03, 3 March 2007
Field Guide: Kartoon Kween
The Kartoon Kween is a strange and exotic bird from the genus Awesomus. This bird is non-migratory, but is capible of carrying several coconuts. The internet is her natural habitat and is known to build her nests in places such as Wikipedia, DeviantART, and various forum websites. Her diet is composed of noodles, marshmallows, white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, chicken waengs, non-salty plum soda, koopas, baked beans with no spam, Triscuts, iceberg lettuce, lambs, sloths, carp, breakfast cereals, sushi, delish fish, gummi bears, bears, raspberry tootsie pops, white rice, brown rice, white rice and brown rice mixed together, bacon, the smell of bacon, Cocoa Puffs, those things that are bad for you, Totoro, eggs, more eggs, eggplant, smaller birds, only a few of the flavors of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, unicorns, fetus with BBQ sauce, Tim Curry, regular curry, and toastpaint. She also thinks that The King of Town is a dashing man.
