Subtitles:sbemail176/en

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<line start="16" end="50" speaker="strongbad">Step 1! You check an email down.</line>
<line start="50" end="90" speaker="strongbad">Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!</line>
<line start="90" end="145" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strongbad, In fifth grade I have to watch a lame hygiene movie.</line>
<line start="145" end="200" speaker="strongbad">I was thinking you could make a better movie about hygiene than the cruddy school version.</line>
<line start="200" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Your friend, John Katu la la la la la</line>
<line start="250" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Fifth grade boys?!  Man, what happened to the hot college girls that used to email me?</line>
<line start="317" end="362" speaker="strongbad">You ladies drop you be-pantied pillowfighting and drop me a line!</line>
<line start="362" end="415" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I suppose I could make a cruddy hygiene movie for you John.</line>
<line start="415" end="496" speaker="strongbad">But wouldn't it be so much more satisfying to make a cruddy hygiene movie <i>about</i> you?</line>
<line start="607" end="629" speaker="strongbad">Meet John.</line>
<line start="629" end="660" speaker="strongbad">John is a cruddy fifth grader.</line>
<line start="660" end="678" speaker="strongbad">Hi John.</line>
<line start="678" end="711" speaker="homestar">I'm a latchkey champion.</line>
<line start="711" end="793" speaker="strongbad">Meet Gene.  Gene is a beacon of light, shining through the stink-cloud generated by John.</line>
<line start="793" end="812" speaker="strongbad">Hi Gene!</line>
<line start="812" end="3233" speaker="other">Subtitles in progress, check back later.</line>
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